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Beta Cringe God 3

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#3 - thelizardlord (05/13/2014) [-]
MFW these stories
#40 - Mebeshe (05/13/2014) [-]
Dude. I really feel bad for the poor guy. He's had a 			******		 life.  You lucky bastard; going to Japan like that.
Dude. I really feel bad for the poor guy. He's had a ****** life. You lucky bastard; going to Japan like that.
User avatar #41 to #40 - magillagurilla (05/13/2014) [-]
Couldn't agree more... and ya, it was really fun. Got to check out a Maid Cafe, got my "Level 1 Master Card" from said maid cafe, went to an Alice in Wonderland themed cafe, and a vampire themed cafe....
User avatar #42 to #41 - Mebeshe (05/13/2014) [-]
I want to go to the themed cafes so bad I could puke.
User avatar #150 to #42 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (05/14/2014) [-]
I misread that as "I want to go to the themed cafes so I can puke" I was like "...what."
User avatar #43 to #42 - magillagurilla (05/13/2014) [-]
Highly recommend it. If you ever find yourself in Japan, head over to Ginza, that's where you'll find the Vampire Cafe. The Alice in Wonderland Cafe will be in Shinjuku. All other standard maid cafe's will be throughout the city of Akihabara. They're literally everywhere.....
#58 to #40 - John Cena (05/13/2014) [-]
My first thought was why the hell would you masturbate in a situation where getting caught would be as simple as someone waking up. Like jesus christ, caution is a thing.
User avatar #140 to #58 - propanex (05/14/2014) [-]
that's what I was thinking. it's his fault he got caught....
User avatar #159 to #140 - whyamieventrying (05/14/2014) [-]
Yes, but what I don't understand the reaction of those around him? WHy did they all make such a scene because someone's rubbing one out? Are they all so prude/naive where this guy's comming from or just 10 year old?

Also; they should have let him at least finish - I mean common.
User avatar #178 to #159 - fupanator (05/14/2014) [-]
you are implying that if you walked in on your cousin beating off to a picture of your cousin, you'd let them finish? redneck..
User avatar #191 to #178 - whyamieventrying (05/14/2014) [-]
1. I am not even from the states.
2. I'd probably may say something to him to stop out of decency but Id never make a scene about it like op and his cousins, who were clearly overreacting.
3. Chill.
#12 - dacrimsonfucker (05/13/2014) [-]
God these stories are like heroine they're destrying me but I need more
God these stories are like heroine they're destrying me but I need more
#177 to #12 - John Cena (05/14/2014) [-]
They are ,,destroying you,,? Please describe how,I am really,really interested... ******* thumbwhore..
User avatar #180 to #177 - dacrimsonfucker (05/14/2014) [-]
This is the first time a troll replies to my comment, hello little guy
#1 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
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#35 to #1 - yuvesh (05/13/2014) [-]
why is this a .gif?
why is this a .gif?
#36 to #35 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
this is also a gif.
this is also a gif.
#37 to #36 - yuvesh (05/13/2014) [-]
why do you do this to me?
why do you do this to me?
#91 to #37 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
and another.
and another.
#92 to #91 - yuvesh (05/14/2014) [-]
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#89 to #37 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
here's another gif
here's another gif
#90 to #89 - yuvesh (05/14/2014) [-]
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#93 to #90 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
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#38 to #37 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
as is this, apparently.
as is this, apparently.
#115 - lionti (05/14/2014) [-]
Ladies and Gentlemen Good Afternoon. This is Lionti reporting live once again for Funny Junk news. In tonight's top story Magillagurilla has come back from a trip to Japan. Upon his return he has released another blood curdling story involving himself and his family members. The FunnyJunk community is both overjoyed and disgusted to hear another cringe story. Many community members have posted comments expressing their desire for more stories, others in the community have expressed the distaste for the people involved in the stories. One anonymous FunnyJunker posted a photo of a pony stating "what I'm caught fapping to at 4 am" which has pissed off several other community members. Will we get more stories from Magillagurilla? this reporter certainly hopes so. That's all the time we have for now, I will keep you updated as this post rockets its way to front page. This is Lionti reporting live for FunnyJunk news. Goodnight
User avatar #120 to #115 - magillagurilla (05/14/2014) [-]
This comment just made my night. Good show sir, good show indeed. I am going to cut and paste this as a cammio to you in my next post, if you're okay with it.
#132 to #120 - lionti (05/14/2014) [-]
More than ok with it, keep up those awesome stories
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#61 - reginleif (05/13/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** MFW this is actually my cousin and I'm Beta Cringe God.
#34 - John Cena (05/13/2014) [-]
...this is an instance where Alzheimers may be the cure rather than the disease.
User avatar #153 to #34 - undeadwill (05/14/2014) [-]
untill all you know is that night.
User avatar #56 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
>pictures on facebook
>sleep over

i knew what was gonna happen at that point but dear lord... i guess i hoped that maybe, just maybe i would be wrong.

jesus ******* christ BCG, the line has not been step over as jumped over with a 10 feet run up
#175 - John Cena (05/14/2014) [-]
I can't believe OP left out the part where he had a three-way with 2 10/10 models before riding off into the sunset on a winged platypus.
User avatar #183 to #175 - magillagurilla (05/14/2014) [-]
Next story good anon.
User avatar #19 - goldenfairy (05/13/2014) [-]
That cop will never be the same.
#148 - cloymax (05/14/2014) [-]
what a casual.   
   
a true ninja fapper doesn't get caught.
what a casual.

a true ninja fapper doesn't get caught.
User avatar #151 to #148 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
My bedroom is about 10 feet from the living room and doesn't have a door. I still get the job done.
User avatar #154 to #151 - zaiopeperse (05/14/2014) [-]
I once masturbated in the living room while other people were there. Didn't get caught. I still regret it, though
User avatar #156 to #154 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
The more ****** up your tastes get, the higher the risk is.
User avatar #157 to #156 - zaiopeperse (05/14/2014) [-]
That is very true
#2 - gtocforyou (05/13/2014) [-]
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#117 - jntcoolman (05/14/2014) [-]
I actually feel really bad for him. He was born with horrible parents and never had a normal life. He was abused and screamed at his entire life. I've always been sympathetic for people who've had a tough life but this, this is advanced. I am surprised he hasn't killed himself through all the physical and physiological pain he goes through. He might not act like it, but he pretty 			*******		 ballsy for not giving up on life after having 			****		 parents like these. I'm really sorry for that kid.
I actually feel really bad for him. He was born with horrible parents and never had a normal life. He was abused and screamed at his entire life. I've always been sympathetic for people who've had a tough life but this, this is advanced. I am surprised he hasn't killed himself through all the physical and physiological pain he goes through. He might not act like it, but he pretty ******* ballsy for not giving up on life after having **** parents like these. I'm really sorry for that kid.
#7 - urchinator (05/13/2014) [-]
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#46 to #7 - John Cena (05/13/2014) [-]
>defiling a religious figure.
Please do society a favor and kill yourself.
User avatar #50 to #46 - greatgatsby (05/13/2014) [-]
I've tried but Satan won't take me...
#49 to #46 - urchinator (05/13/2014) [-]
lol anon
User avatar #146 to #49 - gaytard (05/14/2014) [-]
islam isnt a religion
#83 - TsuBeepo (05/14/2014) [-]
**TsuBeepo rolled image** BCG's fw caught rubbin' and tuggin'
#60 - ICEDgrunge (05/13/2014) [-]
I was never ready for this ****** to return.
There should have been a warning.
#55 - gafasipo (05/13/2014) [-]
I find the stories entertaining but impossible to believe.
I find the stories entertaining but impossible to believe.
User avatar #84 to #55 - supercookieduster (05/14/2014) [-]
id have to agree with you
#63 - psykojet (05/13/2014) [-]
Everyone afterwards
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