Bad Dad 1 (Father of BCG). /channel/cringe-channel/Plastic+Mom+1+BCG+s+Mom/fkvBLsx/. As requested, here is a story about Bad Dad (). Just ta recap, I teld you a beta cringe God Beta Cringe Beta Cringe God  sad story pathetic
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Bad Dad 1 (Father of BCG)

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#9 - drachma ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
MF while reading this story till the end.
MF while reading this story till the end.
#34 - kcwsooners (04/01/2014) [-]
**kcwsooners rolled image**
Words can not express my rage.
#61 to #34 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Well. A guy can hope, o get something related.
#62 to #61 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
That's not related at all.
#15 - slowbroking (04/01/2014) [-]
"My dad loves me"
#10 - slentard (04/01/2014) [-]
Warning! Me being a sobbing cunt inside the spoiler eye:  My ex girlfriend who killed herself came from an abusive family. They were using religion as their reason for the mental abuse. When she did what I've never been brave enough to do which was to come out as a bisexual they froze her out completely. This drove her over the edge. I'm not sure what it is about your story that reminds me of her but yeah.
Warning! Me being a sobbing cunt inside the spoiler eye: My ex girlfriend who killed herself came from an abusive family. They were using religion as their reason for the mental abuse. When she did what I've never been brave enough to do which was to come out as a bisexual they froze her out completely. This drove her over the edge. I'm not sure what it is about your story that reminds me of her but yeah.
#57 to #10 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
my baby slentard? being abused? cmere sugar, i love you!
#59 to #57 - murpmurp ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Forgot to login, slentard, honey baby, you remember your buddy is here for ya!
#58 to #57 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
*being sad*
User avatar #95 to #10 - XboxJunky (04/02/2014) [-]
Unfortunately I can't fully feel what you feel as nobody close to me has ever committed suicide. They've tried, by god they've tried and it hurt like hell, almost killed me. The people I'm talking about have either been abused, had people close to them kill themselves, been forced to do horrid things or all of the above.

I can't really say much more without going into a full blown rant about some things but I'll tell you that if you ever need to talk, I'm here. My ex, my aunt and my friend have told me that I've helped them a lot just because I listened and when I did say things about it, I knew the right things to say. So if you ever need to unload, I'll be here.

...God I sound like a weirdo.
User avatar #104 to #10 - stripey (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, bro
User avatar #106 to #10 - benedicto (04/02/2014) [-]
you may not know me, and i sure as hell don't know you, but damn, i can relate a bit.
if you ever need someone to talk to, we're here for you.
User avatar #182 to #10 - coronus (04/07/2014) [-]
If you ever need someone to talk to, I can relate to an extent. I had a nightmare of a first semester in college with my ex. I managed to convince her to open the door on the day she decided to take her own life. She was going to use a knife, which she had out and ready with a half written letter.
Her mental abuse came from a broken family life and a psycho stalker ex boyfriend who tried many times to guilt his way back in to her life. In fact, it was a phone call from him that pushed her over the edge.
Even thought I don't talk to her anymore because of the amount of ... problems ... that arose from her being somewhat manipulative due to her untreated rapid cycling bipolar disorder (for which I do not hate her, by the way. Bipolar + terrible family = not her fault), I would probably kill him slowly after injecting him with enough of a specific neurotransmitter which will remain unnamed to block every opioid receptor in his body, that he would be in constant high level pain for the rest of his shortened life.
I mean ... sit him down and forgive him after some stern words about his destructive behavior. Yes. Stern words.
User avatar #131 to #10 - shiningfinger (04/02/2014) [-]
I know how you feel. My girlfriend has the same background (Catholics?) and her mom is being a total cunt to her. If I were a girl, she'd likely be frozen out as well.


And her mom does pick on her. She lets her older sistern and younger brother get away with a lot (like eating meat on Friday's during Lent). But god help her if my GF should mess up, she won't hear the end of it for a week
#36 to #10 - zleagh (04/01/2014) [-]
Feeling with you man. I had a suicidal gf once, had to rush home to her one night past midnight because she was trying to take her life.    
   
You can make it man, be strong for her.
Feeling with you man. I had a suicidal gf once, had to rush home to her one night past midnight because she was trying to take her life.

You can make it man, be strong for her.
User avatar #28 to #10 - betta (04/01/2014) [-]
Sorry for your loss man...

There's no reason why you shouldn't be sad about that. We're here for you.
#17 to #10 - boxofwonderz (04/01/2014) [-]
I feel for you random person. Have a hug
I feel for you random person. Have a hug
#18 to #17 - slentard (04/01/2014) [-]
Thank you! I needed that.
#19 to #18 - boxofwonderz (04/01/2014) [-]
No problem. Any time fellow funnyjunker.
No problem. Any time fellow funnyjunker.
#1 - authvin (04/01/2014) [-]
I have a feeling this'll be a good one...
User avatar #3 to #1 - authvin (04/01/2014) [-]
...This is a ****** up family.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sonicschall (04/01/2014) [-]
Mhm.
#137 - crazykidwithaknife (04/02/2014) [-]
In the first story, I hated BCG. Now I just feel really bad for him...
In the first story, I hated BCG. Now I just feel really bad for him...
#122 - wooyoungkim (04/02/2014) [-]
This.... I don't want to laugh at that kid anymore. I'm no psychologist but if those 			*****		 he calls parents gave him some attention and affection, I'm sure he wouldn't have ended up like the sad mess he is.   
   
1. His teeths wouldn't have been 			******		 if they didn't force feed him coke until he lost all his teeth (I believe this was said in BCG 2, the Wedding Reception)   
   
2. He wouldn't have begged for others attention due to the lack of it from his parents and let his "friends" take advantage of him.   
   
I don't blame OP for thinking he was a lost cause. However I still can't understand why these "parents" are allowed to exist.
This.... I don't want to laugh at that kid anymore. I'm no psychologist but if those ***** he calls parents gave him some attention and affection, I'm sure he wouldn't have ended up like the sad mess he is.

1. His teeths wouldn't have been ****** if they didn't force feed him coke until he lost all his teeth (I believe this was said in BCG 2, the Wedding Reception)

2. He wouldn't have begged for others attention due to the lack of it from his parents and let his "friends" take advantage of him.

I don't blame OP for thinking he was a lost cause. However I still can't understand why these "parents" are allowed to exist.
#161 - keybladewarrior (04/02/2014) [-]
No Child Services? Not even the police or some 			****		? I mean, I'm not trying to say you should do something OP, but like, does no one else other than OP and BCG's parents know what's happening? Come on, I'd put in an anonymous tip and bust them and 			****		 up their social status of thinking the the baddest bitches on the block.
No Child Services? Not even the police or some **** ? I mean, I'm not trying to say you should do something OP, but like, does no one else other than OP and BCG's parents know what's happening? Come on, I'd put in an anonymous tip and bust them and **** up their social status of thinking the the baddest bitches on the block.
#102 - amazinggamer (04/02/2014) [-]
I really hope these stories are fake, because no one should have to endure treatment like that. But at the same time, I hope they're real because BCG makes me look like Tony Stark.
User avatar #148 to #102 - wardd (04/02/2014) [-]
Threre is obviously something wrong here, there is no way he would know any of this, unless he is BCG (or who knows BD mayby) and he tells these stories from a third person point of view because he is ashamed of himself.
User avatar #172 to #148 - toosexyforyou (04/03/2014) [-]
He literally tells you how he knows of the story at the end of every post, quit looking for something that isn't there.
User avatar #173 to #172 - wardd (04/03/2014) [-]
You underestimate how good people are at lying
User avatar #13 - leeroyjenkinsfan (04/01/2014) [-]
"You're wrong...my dad loves me"
That line really hit me
#22 - vanderva (04/01/2014) [-]
**vanderva rolled image** lets see what the roll gods give me.
#23 to #22 - vanderva (04/01/2014) [-]
pure goddamn gold.
#105 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm calling ******** guys, OP didn't even have an orgy with 9/10 girls and BCG didn't rub **** on the walls.
User avatar #117 to #105 - chrispybeef (04/02/2014) [-]
"super alpha bad ass poon slayer mode engaged"
#29 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
The text was a little small, and I was too lazy to enlarge, so I figured I'd read Lightbulb's version.
It was... Interesting, to say the least.
User avatar #31 to #29 - magillagurilla (04/01/2014) [-]
My bad, OP forgot to change the font size before posting.
User avatar #33 to #29 - betta (04/01/2014) [-]
"Yau' re wrang... my dad Eeyes me"
There was no paint arguing... he cerld net accept that he was abused.
We spent the day playing didee games, I dropped the subject and teld him ta "Be careful" befire he went heme.
Leeking back at this, I wish there was samething I cerld ......


I shouldn't be laughing. Why the **** am I laughing this hard?
User avatar #49 to #33 - narddogg ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I think it's because it has the same tone as the ERMAGHERD memes
User avatar #35 to #33 - magillagurilla (04/01/2014) [-]
Lol, all the typo's gave me a headache :p
User avatar #129 - dharkmoswen (04/02/2014) [-]
Dude, I don't give a **** if these are real or not. If they are, then you deserve a place to vent after all the **** you put up with. If they are not, then they are a testament to your imagination and are works of art in their own right and deserve the thumbs anyway. Great job with these stories, magillagurilla , and good luck.
#71 - jelopi (04/02/2014) [-]
I have now fully understand why you stated that he was a "lost cause"
I have now fully understand why you stated that he was a "lost cause"
#12 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
So.
If BCG is exactly as stupid as you say, then how did he tell you the exact story. o A o;; He should be too antisocial to tell you the exact story.
I mean, you couldn't have exactly recounted it from experience (as it wasn't yours), but it sounds like you did exactly that.
BCG, according to you, would say something like "ANOOONNN OMG HI LETS PLAY VIDEO GAMESS " and never mention what happened due to his loyalty.

I mean, I really think OP is indeed BCG, and the stories are exaggerated a lot because he feels like a victim and therefore is looking for approval from others in the form of thumbs / comments about how bad they feel about BCG

These stories are still great tho. :U
Sorry you got had such a childhood, OP, if that' the case. :UUU
User avatar #162 to #12 - airblaze (04/02/2014) [-]
Sounds like he wasn't there, but probably heard the story from the perspective of someone competent. Possibly the mother or daughter.
User avatar #177 to #12 - guymandude (04/04/2014) [-]
or it's entirely possible that he heard the story from BCG's "friends"
#14 to #12 - drachma ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
OP is BD
#25 - pickaxe ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
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#11 - jvcjvc (04/01/2014) [-]
What about the next 10/10 girl?
#47 to #11 - Omnomnomynous (04/01/2014) [-]
Lol you posted the same type of comment last post, you either really don't like this dude and believe his stories are 			********		 (and rightfully so but i dont care they make me feel n 			****		) or just really hate the fact that he said he bangs chicks
Lol you posted the same type of comment last post, you either really don't like this dude and believe his stories are ******** (and rightfully so but i dont care they make me feel n **** ) or just really hate the fact that he said he bangs chicks
#152 to #47 - jvcjvc (04/02/2014) [-]
yes, it is because i am the BCG
#21 - melioracogito (04/01/2014) [-]
I expected funny. Still a good story though and it explains even more why BCG is so ****** up.
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