Bad Dad 1 (Father of BCG)

...This is a fucked up family.

Mhm.

I feel for you random person. Have a hug

Thank you! I needed that.

No problem. Any time fellow funnyjunker.

Sorry for your loss man...

There's no reason why you shouldn't be sad about that. We're here for you.

Feeling with you man. I had a suicidal gf once, had to rush home to her one night past midnight because she was trying to take her life.

You can make it man, be strong for her.

If you ever need someone to talk to, I can relate to an extent. I had a nightmare of a first semester in college with my ex. I managed to convince her to open the door on the day she decided to take her own life. She was going to use a knife, which she had out and ready with a half written letter.
Her mental abuse came from a broken family life and a psycho stalker ex boyfriend who tried many times to guilt his way back in to her life. In fact, it was a phone call from him that pushed her over the edge.
Even thought I don't talk to her anymore because of the amount of ... problems ... that arose from her being somewhat manipulative due to her untreated rapid cycling bipolar disorder (for which I do not hate her, by the way. Bipolar + terrible family = not her fault), I would probably kill him slowly after injecting him with enough of a specific neurotransmitter which will remain unnamed to block every opioid receptor in his body, that he would be in constant high level pain for the rest of his shortened life.
I mean ... sit him down and forgive him after some stern words about his destructive behavior. Yes. Stern words.

I know how you feel. My girlfriend has the same background (Catholics?) and her mom is being a total cunt to her. If I were a girl, she'd likely be frozen out as well.


And her mom does pick on her. She lets her older sistern and younger brother get away with a lot (like eating meat on Friday's during Lent). But god help her if my GF should mess up, she won't hear the end of it for a week

you may not know me, and i sure as hell don't know you, but damn, i can relate a bit.
if you ever need someone to talk to, we're here for you.

I'm sorry, bro

Unfortunately I can't fully feel what you feel as nobody close to me has ever committed suicide. They've tried, by god they've tried and it hurt like hell, almost killed me. The people I'm talking about have either been abused, had people close to them kill themselves, been forced to do horrid things or all of the above.

I can't really say much more without going into a full blown rant about some things but I'll tell you that if you ever need to talk, I'm here. My ex, my aunt and my friend have told me that I've helped them a lot just because I listened and when I did say things about it, I knew the right things to say. So if you ever need to unload, I'll be here.

...God I sound like a weirdo.

Forgot to login, slentard, honey baby, you remember your buddy is here for ya!

"Yau' re wrang... my dad Eeyes me"
There was no paint arguing... he cerld net accept that he was abused.
We spent the day playing didee games, I dropped the subject and teld him ta "Be careful" befire he went heme.
Leeking back at this, I wish there was samething I cerld ......


I shouldn't be laughing. Why the fuck am I laughing this hard?

I think it's because it has the same tone as the ERMAGHERD memes

Lol, all the typo's gave me a headache :p

My bad, OP forgot to change the font size before posting.

OP is BD

or it's entirely possible that he heard the story from BCG's "friends"

Sounds like he wasn't there, but probably heard the story from the perspective of someone competent. Possibly the mother or daughter.

pure goddamn gold.

Threre is obviously something wrong here, there is no way he would know any of this, unless he is BCG (or who knows BD mayby) and he tells these stories from a third person point of view because he is ashamed of himself.

He literally tells you how he knows of the story at the end of every post, quit looking for something that isn't there.

You underestimate how good people are at lying

"super alpha bad ass poon slayer mode engaged"

Lol you posted the same type of comment last post, you either really don't like this dude and believe his stories are bullshit (and rightfully so but i dont care they make me feel n shit) or just really hate the fact that he said he bangs chicks

yes, it is because i am the BCG

I can't believe I'm saying this, but... He actually totally was. Despite how fucked up his kid turned out.

I feel like I missed a reference here...

He's also a bad father, who has a beta kid.

neon genesis evangelion

He was a shitty father