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MCFM (Topic as requested!)

Go check out the old ones to catch up. www.funnyjunk.com/user/exarzero

I love those Charles Dickens comments. One they many cannot spell DICKENS right. Second things being, these are comics... they are supposed to have at least a few words right? Sorry I don't post more pictures for you guys! ;)

Anyways this was all made in good fun and I hope you guys enjoy is as normal. Thanks! Posting makes me happy.

Sorry for the long wait '
Anyways, you all know my mom is a little crazy.
But sometimes this can work in ones favor.
Hey mom T want to buy a Gerbil,
is that okay?
Nat a chance in hell T am not having some
rat run around in this house!
But mom, in my dreams T saw the Gerbil.
So T am manifesting it like you said you do
to help the family. Nat to mention, in the
library T saw a picture of a Gerbil!
You said those were important signs to
follow right?
Oh.. umm... yeah you can have the Gerbil.
and that is as good as that can ever get.
as requested here are sdmb of her more...
EXTREME wtf beliefs.
WGW! Exar, you are NOT going to beleive this! T have a special lady
that is going to give us a four hour session of high level healing!
Isn' t that wonderful?!
Healing eh? T would rather pass if thats .
IF YOU DO NOT GO T AM TAKING YOU *******
CER BACK, NOW BE GREATFUL!
T am a pizza driver for *****
sake!... **** , fine okay. What
does she do? What do T have t (:3:
She uses a ' - chip in her mind to C)
transfer information through the phone.
Each time she asks:" Want this download?" a
you must say Yes, and she will confirm when
the download is done!
So she heals and improves people? You have any "" of this?
YES T DOI, Her friends are highly talked about by my teachers, AND
T hear good stories from clients all the time!
DH wow and she does this add for FREELEECH
It only hundred a person! That
is a **** of a lat less than we spend on
those evil doctors under Mr. 2' Hii' ufaf rist! (i)]
You are doing this!
Sure why not? Let' s listen to the people
say what you want to hear and pay them
for it too. That makes a lat of sense.
After hearing the fourty or so people checking in on the
phone call for our "private lesson" and the "downloads" starting
T put the phone on mute, being that T was in my rodm.
When T did listen they said things like:
NON CANCER CURE 11563"
That is when in my head T said... "Fourty *******
people all paying each PER session? T have heard
enough crazy **** to stary my own scam! But No."
Enough reading for one comic I' d say! There
is a hell of a lat more where that cames fram.
Positive thumbs Negitive thumbs
for more! OR
Cr would stop posting these only
if T did not get a single green,
as T do this for the readers}
Hey . Esme people said T was not DC...
That T have been reposting. Well, good for
them, but this is Exarzero DC...
NON on to the comic. Dedicated to
T wish him luck in the
military.
...
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Submitted: 11/08/2012
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#4 - blackscales (11/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Ya know what? I couldn't care less if you're making this 						****					 up or are telling the truth. I love these stories, and until someone shows me solid proof that your ripping off another person, I'll continue to read and thumb them. Keep up the good work OP.
Ya know what? I couldn't care less if you're making this **** up or are telling the truth. I love these stories, and until someone shows me solid proof that your ripping off another person, I'll continue to read and thumb them. Keep up the good work OP.
#1 - bleeduntildeath (11/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
good on ya man, I can't wait to come back to these, I hope you find a way to deal with....... "your crazy ******* mother" xD
User avatar #3 to #1 - exarzero (11/08/2012) [-]
Sure things mate. Depending on how this goes I may take go back to my small break. Been real busy with new I.T job. But, if you ask, I never need to look back far for a story about my mom. Good luck to you mate, and good night.
#21 - siveon (11/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There are only two ways this can work.
A. You are lying and simply the best writer in the world.
B. You are a tortured soul that we must all pity.

Still awesome man, keep it up!
#5 - orangepikmin (11/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I absolutely love your stories!   
   
Here, have an awesome gif.
I absolutely love your stories!

Here, have an awesome gif.
User avatar #14 - tripscausedthis (11/09/2012) [-]
I believe you when you say these are true. But i wisb for your sake and for the ske of humanity they werent.
User avatar #12 - bothemastaofall (11/09/2012) [-]
Dear lord this can not be true.
User avatar #9 - remsaman (11/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
"im taking your ******* car back"

hide the keys. problem solved.
User avatar #23 - tacobadger (12/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I need moar.
User avatar #16 - knifegun (11/09/2012) [-]
Please post more, I don't care how much text there may be!
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