Internet Overload "MCFM". My crazy mom. "Internet overload" Not my best, but I felt I needed to make one, but this happened like fifteen mins ago give
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Internet Overload "MCFM"

My crazy ******* mom. "Internet overload"

Not my best, but I felt I needed to make one, but this happened like fifteen mins ago give or take.

Going to try and keep these comics
short for a change...
so a day ago my mom got one of those messages
with a virus/ phishing link on it and as expected
she ******* on it.
This caused her account to send out; mass mail
to about seven hundred or so people...
cults have numbers sometimes what can T say)
Anyways, she calls me in to fix it,
and I tell her what to do. Had her change
the password delete emails warn friends etc..
My face when she locked herself out
of her account for 24 hours, and then
she blames me...
Mam:
what the **** did you cause me to do?
Why the hell did T ever listen to you?
How did you even do that? Did you
change your password more than one
Mam:
NO! T changed it after each time tes,
T sent someone the link so T could
tell them not to click on it!
So long story short, she sent the bad link to even
more people, and we had to wait the 24 hours since
she changed her password... every. single. sent. email.
Not to mention now regardless of what I say,
she thinks that passwords carry the
hackers" and she can never use old ones.
Even the guy on the phone tells her this
is not the case. It is at this point
that she blames me for the lot of it.
Next comic I will be posting about her cultist group,
and what it is doing during these "end times". This
is just a post about an average day.
You. Will. Lose. brain. cells.
P. S It grows ever harder not to lose my
cool these days, and T would like to
thank. far being so supportive. " "
Make my drinks bigger, and
...
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Submitted: 10/01/2012
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User avatar #59 - tehniggadestroyer (10/27/2012) [-]
ever considered bitchslapping her?
User avatar #60 to #59 - exarzero (10/27/2012) [-]
Ohh that would not go down well lol
User avatar #57 - tacobadger (10/14/2012) [-]
Moar
User avatar #58 to #57 - exarzero (10/14/2012) [-]
Hmmm... it has been some time since I made one. I will get on that. :D
#55 - bleeduntildeath (10/10/2012) [-]
it was hard to tell this was out cuz I subbed you but never got to see the comic cuz of your friends only list...
User avatar #56 to #55 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
Friends only list? Whoops... Gonna fix some things.
User avatar #52 - shadowstepone (10/02/2012) [-]
dude, i feel your pain so much. these things are worth a laugh, but yours is the most insane mom ever, and my mom kicked me out of the house for a night when i forgot to finish the dishes when i was 7!
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
I know how that feels. :(
User avatar #54 to #53 - shadowstepone (10/02/2012) [-]
yup, bitch be trippin.
User avatar #50 - kumabear (10/02/2012) [-]
Listen here OP, you need to go buy yourself a Webley Revolver, buy a full cartridge and put a bullet into your dumb **** of a mother's computer, tell her "have geek squad fix that one bitch" and move out
User avatar #49 - thepepsican (10/02/2012) [-]
Sir, i stand by you, in this. For my mother is near identical. Although perhaps the difference is that mine is a self-sheltered-egotistical-narcissistic-psychopath-bible ******** "hasn't worked in 30 years by choice because why when husband makes the money"-still-in-her-old-conservative-soviet-ways-becoming-senile;developing-delu sions-about-how-society-works-and-thinks-she's-ABSOLUTELY-correct-naive-makes-ex cuses-for-anything-she's-too-lazy-to-do, kind of mom :)
User avatar #51 to #49 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
Oh wait... that sounds about right!
User avatar #48 - carelessinteractin (10/02/2012) [-]
"short"
User avatar #32 - ninjaxion (10/02/2012) [-]
I both feel bad for you and wish for more craziness. Sorry bro I got a f'ed up head
User avatar #37 to #32 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
Not all that rare in FJ land. :)

It is all good.... I consider this a good outlet.
User avatar #42 to #37 - ninjaxion (10/02/2012) [-]
Well i'm happy you have somewhere to vent and be widely accepted at :D
User avatar #45 to #42 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
Same. Exactly, thanks.
User avatar #47 to #45 - ninjaxion (10/02/2012) [-]
More than welcome mon ami.
#31 - orendil (10/02/2012) [-]
Uh... How the hell do you teleport from the left to the right that fast?
User avatar #33 to #31 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
I had to travel to a monastery in Tibet. We had to sneak in due to the communist view on outsiders at the time thanks to China.

Once we got in the initiation begun. We started with basic martial arts, and then moved on to a very, very rare form of QI.

After we got past all of the basics of this rare art we started to find our special abilities. Mine so happened to be the art of the close proximity teleport. But I can only do this while being represented as a stick figure in comics.

I also learned I can do legendary things with my tongue. But that needs to stay in the hidden temple, and stay it shall.
#35 to #33 - orendil (10/02/2012) [-]
Okay, you deserve all the thumbs you got. Thanks for the laugh man.
User avatar #41 to #35 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
Thanks for the giving me the chance to share! ^_^
User avatar #30 - valyn (10/02/2012) [-]
dude. you need a really stiff drink. If anyone deserves it, sounds like you do
User avatar #34 to #30 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
I have become quite the connoisseur, if I may say so myself. :D


But I gotta watch it, as people tend to over drink to the hospital in my family...

Did I mention I had three brothers and three sisters? ;)
User avatar #36 to #34 - valyn (10/02/2012) [-]
oh my. and ya, dont turn to too much of the drink. Somebody has to be a decent person in your family lol
User avatar #38 to #36 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
Thanks, and smart. I am the first and only one to college... most of my siblings are 30-40 years of age. (Yeah my dad is 64).

On my honor, I wish to change the family line, or change my last name.
User avatar #40 to #38 - valyn (10/02/2012) [-]
i know that feel. i was the only one in my family to go to college, but ran out of money for tuition since my family is white trash with no credit lol
User avatar #43 to #40 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
That is truly rough... gotta find a scholarship. :(
User avatar #44 to #43 - valyn (10/02/2012) [-]
working on it :) just scored a job at Xerox, once i get settled in here ill be eligible for their tuition reimbursement program
User avatar #46 to #44 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
Bingo!
User avatar #39 to #38 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
OH yeah my last name means, makers of wine. Which back in the day meant mead... I love mead!
User avatar #26 - beasert (10/02/2012) [-]
This stuff is some of the best on the site. Thanks for your misery.
User avatar #28 to #26 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
Means a lot haha!
User avatar #25 - YllekNayr (10/01/2012) [-]
I like it.
User avatar #24 - flemsdfer ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
My parents are worse -w-
Dad: Can you help me renew my unemployment so I don't need to go into the office? (He does siding so every winter he is laid off)
Me: sure. *pulls up site* what is your username for it?
Dad: I don't know
Me:...okay.... what is your password?
Dad: I don't know
Me: I can't help you then.
Dad: your generation is good with computers. yes you can.
and it kinda repeats the last two lines for awhile ._.
User avatar #27 to #24 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
sounds about equal to mine :D
User avatar #23 - elise (10/01/2012) [-]
i am looking forward to this tale of epic stupidity.
#14 - sprudlebass ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #17 to #14 - exarzero (10/01/2012) [-]
thanks!
#19 to #17 - sprudlebass ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
love your stories about your crazy mom man
User avatar #21 to #19 - exarzero (10/01/2012) [-]
And I appreciate that :D
User avatar #11 - drawesomeballs (10/01/2012) [-]
READING. LIKE. THIS. MAKES. MY. HEAD.


hurt.
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (10/01/2012) [-]
I am sorry for your problem...
User avatar #13 to #12 - drawesomeballs (10/01/2012) [-]
It's cool! :)
User avatar #15 to #13 - exarzero (10/01/2012) [-]
I wanted you all to feel my own pain I suppose lol
User avatar #16 to #15 - drawesomeballs (10/01/2012) [-]
well that sucks 8l you have pain from reading your own posts?
User avatar #18 to #16 - exarzero (10/01/2012) [-]
I was joking.


Feel my pain as in related to the content. :D
#20 to #18 - drawesomeballs (10/01/2012) [-]
i have no idea what's going on!! :D
i have no idea what's going on!! :D
#8 - cowinspace (10/01/2012) [-]
Ad Block Plus and my compulsory installation of it and firefox on any computer I have been called upon to fix (along with the removal of IE) has drastically reduced these types of incidents. Well apart from a thick cousin but I just them now. I hated being the "tech guy" of the family.   
   
Hope to see more stories in the future.
Ad Block Plus and my compulsory installation of it and firefox on any computer I have been called upon to fix (along with the removal of IE) has drastically reduced these types of incidents. Well apart from a thick cousin but I just them now. I hated being the "tech guy" of the family.

Hope to see more stories in the future.
User avatar #10 to #8 - exarzero (10/01/2012) [-]
This one bailed pretty hard, so I am hoping the next one relating more to her cult stuff will be better.



Also, good info thanks mate.
User avatar #1 - deltoraquest (10/01/2012) [-]
dont you hate when people dont know as much as you yet they still believe they are right no matter what?
thumb for you
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (10/01/2012) [-]
Oh yes, yes I do. lol
User avatar #3 to #2 - deltoraquest (10/01/2012) [-]
just read some of your other crazy mother posts and thoroughly enjoyed them, you should keep posting material like this (I know your supply won't end unless you leave)
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (10/01/2012) [-]
Probably not. The more I post the more I strive for tips at Dominos lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - exarzero (10/01/2012) [-]
And yeah I will keep posting :D
#6 to #5 - deltoraquest (10/01/2012) [-]
awesome, also this may not be interesting but heres an omegle conversation i had the other day, i'll let you know why I posted my content here (other than to show you stupidity at its finest) when i come up with a reason.
#9 to #6 - abbraxys (10/01/2012) [-]
Take this with you next time.
#22 to #9 - deltoraquest (10/01/2012) [-]
duhnuhnuhnuuuuuuuh
User avatar #7 to #6 - exarzero (10/01/2012) [-]
rofl yup
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