Ancient Parthenons of mythology

#7 - docdotddrax

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Click to show spoiler

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#135 to #7 - ogthegreat

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These images are a gold mine for jokes.

#172 to #135 - wisdomspider

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indeed they are

#154 to #7 - uleaveinpieces

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But Thoth was the god of knowledge and the keeping of it.

#182 to #154 - docdotddrax

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that means Thots are tainting his otherwise noble name

#51 to #7 - anonymouswombat

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It's pronounced more like "tote" or "thoath" (both th's pronounced as they are in "the")

#150 to #51 - anon id: e97332b3

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I always heard it pronounced thawth

#190 to #150 - anonymouswombat

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Well you heard wrong, boyo

#214 to #7 - jagdfuchs

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When Thoth touches your hand

#27 to #7 - weepeep

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#19 to #7 - ayumu

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#14 - manwhorius

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#163 to #14 - whiteoverblue

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Turn Down For Whammu The Pillar Hype Men Theme

#107 to #14 - thebaseballexpert

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is that the Ojama trio?

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#25 to #14 - codyxvasco

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Jojos Bizarre Adventure AwakenPillar Men Theme

For convenience.

#127 to #25 - razerdude

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give me a sec

#130 to #127 - razerdude

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i got u fam

#195 to #130 - supercookieduster

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nice

#152 to #130 - ripinkill

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what is this music from I've always wanted to know.

#156 to #152 - anon id: 958cde3a

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Jojo bizarre adventure

#155 to #152 - razerdude

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do you see that youtube link 2 comments up?

it that

#158 to #155 - ripinkill

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Oh I see it thank you.

#129 to #127 - anon id: 8464c5a2

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Dude go to sleep we gøt wørk tomorrow

#131 to #129 - razerdude

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nay

#9 - grubbly

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When you haven't given her the D in a few weeks

#58 to #9 - sharkicopter

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WE WUZ GODZ N' SHIET

#8 - docdotddrax

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Kek's origin is legit just "he showed up"

lmao

#176 to #8 - inverseiconoclasm

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kek can also be known as kuk

#113 to #8 - admiralen

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Im a little dissapointed that they didnt mention that most of Ymirs children came from his various body parts banging
One was from his thighs mating with each other

#196 to #113 - supercookieduster

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#65 to #8 - lazysans

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i cant find kek on the list...

#90 to #65 - emperorwatergate

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Hermaphroditic Egyptian personification of night, resembling a frog and/or snake.

#20 - angelious

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< finnish pantheon family tree.

#2 - okeado

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This a damn good read. I'm secretly a lover of mythos, but I rarely escape the Greek side.

#92 to #2 - inergio

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Looks like that´s not that much of secret.

#230 to #2 - oilbombs

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I hope this can do for your day what it did for mine, then. i.e. Make it.
www.youtube.com/user/RedEyesTakeWarning

#142 to #2 - dalgaard

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why secretly.

If you believe in it or not its ******* sweet. Crazy ass stuff.

#31 to #2 - philxxmlghaxnippon

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Come to the norse side, we have a prankster!

#84 to #31 - dinodart

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that got shaged by a horse

#85 to #84 - philxxmlghaxnippon

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His bedroom, not mine!

#86 to #85 - dinodart

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he is a father and a mother

#87 to #86 - philxxmlghaxnippon

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Sooo?
He was physically female at the time so I see no problem...

#89 to #87 - dinodart

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i don't know

#83 - thechosentroll

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"OK, so how do we illustrate the family tree of gods?"
"OH, I KNOW! Let's make it out of lines that span across multiple rows and go all over the place, so it's impossible to trace any of them and you've got 3 different generations in the same row."
"BRILLIANT!"

#191 to #83 - Penn

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How else would you do it?

#227 to #191 - thechosentroll

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Rotate the image 90 degrees, so instead of really ******* long, it's really ******* wide. That way you can actually fit everyone in a generation on the screen at once.

#29 - axelreido

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Here's the unedited version

#114 to #29 - tvdj

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#38 to #29 - platinumaltaria

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Actually Kek is a member of the Ogdoad alongside Nu(n).

#95 to #38 - obliviscor

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There is no Nun or Nu in the tree?

#97 to #95 - platinumaltaria

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At the top? It's what he replaced with kek.

#99 to #97 - obliviscor

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I am a silly man.
Why is kek not there at all? too insignificant, or no offspring?

#102 to #99 - platinumaltaria

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We don't know much about the Ogdoad. They were worshipped over 4000 years ago tbf. But Nun was carried over into their new pantheon called the Ennead, whereas the other 7 in the ogdoad weren't, and so they're not part of the later mythologies.

#56 to #29 - solarisofcelestia

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#40 - pandation

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Ah yes, the King of Games

#186 to #40 - anon id: d7a3d0e7

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That just means Tuna in Portuguese. He's just Tuna. That's all.

#3 - emopandaxox

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Someone explain sea foam to me lol

#12 to #3 - comexx

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Also nymphs were formed by the blood that dripped on the ground while the balls were falling to the ocean.

#138 to #12 - DrollHumor

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The Giants and Erinyes came from them too.

#4 to #3 - danmegaflakes

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They cam from sea foam, that's it

#17 to #3 - tenthousandpuppies

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In a fight with his son ,cronos , Uranus's (who is bizarrely missing from the info graphic) genitals were cut off and fell into the sea. Aphrodite then emerged from the foam. Uranus by the way is the embodiment of the sky and husband to Gaia.

#26 to #17 - cronos

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>_>

I don't know if this is better or worse than when someone brings up me eating my sons.

#18 to #17 - tenthousandpuppies

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my bad looked at it again they have Uranus just under a different name Ouranos.

#22 to #18 - muncorn

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Uranus is the latin name I believe, Ouranos is the greek, and thus original. Same reason why Uranus should probably be pronounced like Ouranos (Or-ay-nos) rather than how we currently say Uranus.