Ancient Parthenons of mythology

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#27 to #7 - weepeep

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#214 to #7 - jagdfuchs

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When Thoth touches your hand

#51 to #7 - anonymouswombat

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(07/17/2017)[-]

It's pronounced more like "tote" or "thoath" (both th's pronounced as they are in "the")

#150 to #51 - anon id: e97332b3

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(07/18/2017)[-]

I always heard it pronounced thawth

#190 to #150 - anonymouswombat

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(07/18/2017)[-]

Well you heard wrong, boyo

#154 to #7 - uleaveinpieces#436 on commentsRank#436

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(07/18/2017)[-]

But Thoth was the god of knowledge and the keeping of it.

#182 to #154 - docdotddrax#409 on commentsRank#409

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(07/18/2017)[-]

that means Thots are tainting his otherwise noble name

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These images are a gold mine for jokes.

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indeed they are

#14 - manwhorius

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(07/17/2017)[-]

AYYEEEE AYYY AYYYY AYYYYYYYEEEE

#25 to #14 - codyxvasco

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Jojos Bizarre Adventure AwakenPillar Men Theme

For convenience.

#127 to #25 - razerdude

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give me a sec

#130 to #127 - razerdude

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i got u fam

#195 to #130 - supercookieduster

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nice

#152 to #130 - ripinkill

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what is this music from I've always wanted to know.

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Jojo bizarre adventure

#155 to #152 - razerdude

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(07/18/2017)[-]

do you see that youtube link 2 comments up?

it that

#158 to #155 - ripinkill

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(07/18/2017)[-]

Oh I see it thank you.

#129 to #127 - anon id: 8464c5a2

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(07/17/2017)[-]

Dude go to sleep we gøt wørk tomorrow

#131 to #129 - razerdude

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nay

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#107 to #14 - thebaseballexpert

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is that the Ojama trio?

#163 to #14 - whiteoverblue

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Turn Down For Whammu The Pillar Hype Men Theme

#9 - grubbly#241 on commentsRank#241

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When you haven't given her the D in a few weeks

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WE WUZ GODZ N' SHIET

#8 - docdotddrax#409 on commentsRank#409

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(07/17/2017)[-]

Kek's origin is legit just "he showed up"

lmao

#65 to #8 - lazysans

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i cant find kek on the list...

#90 to #65 - emperorwatergate

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Hermaphroditic Egyptian personification of night, resembling a frog and/or snake.

#113 to #8 - admiralen

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Im a little dissapointed that they didnt mention that most of Ymirs children came from his various body parts banging
One was from his thighs mating with each other

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#176 to #8 - inverseiconoclasm

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kek can also be known as kuk

#20 - angelious#392 on commentsRank#392

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(07/17/2017)[-]

< finnish pantheon family tree.

#2 - okeado

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This a damn good read. I'm secretly a lover of mythos, but I rarely escape the Greek side.

#31 to #2 - philxxmlghaxnippon#457 on commentsRank#457

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Come to the norse side, we have a prankster!

#84 to #31 - dinodart

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that got shaged by a horse

#85 to #84 - philxxmlghaxnippon#457 on commentsRank#457

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His bedroom, not mine!

#86 to #85 - dinodart

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he is a father and a mother

#87 to #86 - philxxmlghaxnippon#457 on commentsRank#457

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Sooo?
He was physically female at the time so I see no problem...

#89 to #87 - dinodart

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i don't know

#142 to #2 - dalgaard

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why secretly.

If you believe in it or not its ******* sweet. Crazy ass stuff.

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I hope this can do for your day what it did for mine, then. i.e. Make it.
www.youtube.com/user/RedEyesTakeWarning

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(07/17/2017)[-]

Looks like that´s not that much of secret.

#83 - thechosentroll#30 on commentsRank#30

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"OK, so how do we illustrate the family tree of gods?"
"OH, I KNOW! Let's make it out of lines that span across multiple rows and go all over the place, so it's impossible to trace any of them and you've got 3 different generations in the same row."
"BRILLIANT!"

#191 to #83 - Penn

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How else would you do it?

#227 to #191 - thechosentroll#30 on commentsRank#30

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Rotate the image 90 degrees, so instead of really ******* long, it's really ******* wide. That way you can actually fit everyone in a generation on the screen at once.

#29 - axelreido#131 on commentsRank#131

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Here's the unedited version

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#38 to #29 - platinumaltaria

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Actually Kek is a member of the Ogdoad alongside Nu(n).

#95 to #38 - obliviscor

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There is no Nun or Nu in the tree?

#97 to #95 - platinumaltaria

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At the top? It's what he replaced with kek.

#99 to #97 - obliviscor

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I am a silly man.
Why is kek not there at all? too insignificant, or no offspring?

#102 to #99 - platinumaltaria

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We don't know much about the Ogdoad. They were worshipped over 4000 years ago tbf. But Nun was carried over into their new pantheon called the Ennead, whereas the other 7 in the ogdoad weren't, and so they're not part of the later mythologies.

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#40 - pandation

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Ah yes, the King of Games

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(07/18/2017)[-]

That just means Tuna in Portuguese. He's just Tuna. That's all.

#3 - emopandaxox#289 on commentsRank#289

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Someone explain sea foam to me lol

#5 to #3 - kottadragon

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is balls got hacked off. thrown into the ocean and Aphrodite came from the sea foam

#6 to #5 - emopandaxox#289 on commentsRank#289

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Godiwishthatwereme.jpeg

#17 to #3 - tenthousandpuppies

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In a fight with his son ,cronos , Uranus's (who is bizarrely missing from the info graphic) genitals were cut off and fell into the sea. Aphrodite then emerged from the foam. Uranus by the way is the embodiment of the sky and husband to Gaia.

#26 to #17 - cronos

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>_>

I don't know if this is better or worse than when someone brings up me eating my sons.

#18 to #17 - tenthousandpuppies

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my bad looked at it again they have Uranus just under a different name Ouranos.

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Uranus is the latin name I believe, Ouranos is the greek, and thus original. Same reason why Uranus should probably be pronounced like Ouranos (Or-ay-nos) rather than how we currently say Uranus.