andrew "badass" jackson. .. The first assassination attempt on a president was on Andrew Jackson. Both the assassin's pistols misfired and Jackson beat him down with his cane.
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User avatar #50 - Hreidmar ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
Andrew Jackson was quite the criminal president, and quite a bit of an ******* , but also undeniably badass.
#49 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/06/2012) [-]
mfw I live in a city named after him
#46 - ponyfcker (12/06/2012) [-]
Andrew Jackson was the first president on whom an assassination attempt was made. A man named Richard Lawrence approached Jackson with two pistols both of which, for some reason, misfired. With the possibility of an assassination taken off the table, Jackson proceeded to beat Lawrence near death with his cane until Jackson's aides pulled him off the assassin.

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Awww **** ! America up in this bithc
User avatar #43 - murkythreat (12/06/2012) [-]
Perhaps the most criminal president in US history, **** INDIANS, **** THE CONSITUTION TOO. He didn't destroy the Central bank cause it was the right thing to do, but because he hated the people behind it.
User avatar #48 to #43 - TheFixer ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
>implying the federal reserve/national bank is a good thing.
fyi its not, the fedreal reserve has the power to exclusivly print americas money any time they want; which is unconstitutional. they then loan that money out to the government and banks and charge massive interests because the fed reserve is a massive bank and thats how banks make money by creating debt and collecting on that debt. your taxes dont go to the government they go to the federal reserve as payment for the money that the fed loans to the government. furthermore our money is backed by nothing we use to be gold standard (backed by gold) and when we where we experianced the greatest boom in industrial growth that any nation has ever had. oh it was beautiful.
User avatar #55 to #48 - murkythreat (12/08/2012) [-]
> Implying I said the Central bank was great (I hate it and the FED as well)
User avatar #44 to #43 - defender (12/06/2012) [-]
he did clear the national debt for the first and only time in history
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#38 - nigletstrikesback (12/06/2012) [-]
His last words:
"My only regret is that I didn't shoot Henry Clay and I didn't hang John C. Calhoun."
******* badass
User avatar #36 - thisotherdude (12/06/2012) [-]
You know you're badass when your on your death bed you can confidentially say "I killed the bank"
User avatar #34 - damandan (12/06/2012) [-]
It could be argued that he saved the indians. Where ever the americans went, the indian died. He also had adopted an Indian son
#33 - philo (12/06/2012) [-]
MFW I actually studied all about him last night and I know exactly what you're talking about
MFW I actually studied all about him last night and I know exactly what you're talking about
User avatar #37 to #33 - xsap (12/06/2012) [-]
me too!
i like the part where he made schools to teach people how to be white
#32 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
he killed a guy in a duel like a boss
#30 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
Well 						****					 you too, Jackson.
Well **** you too, Jackson.
#15 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
He was the reason America became rich and wealthy. The central bank -> FED are the ones who altered that and drew everyone into debt. -> IE: Debt is slavery without prison guards or walls.
#14 - mattdoggy (12/06/2012) [-]
A man so awesome and full of badassedness his personal parrot was ejected from his own funeral for excessive swearing.
User avatar #12 - suprconfederateman (12/06/2012) [-]
Andrew Jackson the most badass president the United States of America has ever had period
#16 to #12 - calawesome (12/06/2012) [-]
I disagree..
User avatar #17 to #16 - suprconfederateman (12/06/2012) [-]
why so if i may ask
User avatar #51 to #17 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/06/2012) [-]
Roosevelt didn't try to commit genocide against the Native Americans, which automatically elevated him.
User avatar #19 to #18 - suprconfederateman (12/06/2012) [-]
you see i too have links just to save you thought start reading below the younger picture of him.
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/jackson.html
User avatar #20 to #19 - calawesome (12/06/2012) [-]
Oka, that story of him getting shot in the chest, tasting he blood, then sending his shooter to hell has swayed me. Andrew Jackson is a ******* badass.
User avatar #22 to #20 - suprconfederateman (12/06/2012) [-]
My favorite part is when he enlists pirates to fight with him ******* BADASS, but i do say i quite enjoy that Theodore Roosevelt picture i think ill save that one.
User avatar #23 to #22 - calawesome (12/06/2012) [-]
As long as you admit Roosevelt is a badass too, I think we can get past this little tiff.
User avatar #21 to #20 - calawesome (12/06/2012) [-]
Okay*
User avatar #24 to #21 - suprconfederateman (12/06/2012) [-]
absolutely i adore theodore
User avatar #25 to #24 - calawesome (12/06/2012) [-]
Homie owned a bear and once caught four snakes his son had brought home in the middle of a meeting. That's badass.
User avatar #26 to #25 - suprconfederateman (12/06/2012) [-]
**** yeah it is Theodore is a very badass dude
User avatar #27 to #26 - calawesome (12/06/2012) [-]
A quote about after his death.

"Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight".

User avatar #28 to #27 - suprconfederateman (12/06/2012) [-]
pretty much sums him up he was an all american badass
User avatar #29 to #28 - calawesome (12/06/2012) [-]
well said.
User avatar #11 - fartfacetheclown (12/06/2012) [-]
bloody bloody andrew jackson
#10 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
>despised national bank
>thought it was un fair for the poor
>killed the B.U.S
>crashed economy
silly liberal
User avatar #45 to #10 - defender (12/06/2012) [-]
>eliminated US national debt
User avatar #8 - qqqqqqqqq (12/06/2012) [-]
DONT FOR GET THE BRITISH, HE HATED THEIR GUTS TOO
#7 - irishlawyer (12/06/2012) [-]
>hated paper money
>abolishing the paper money system is one of his primary goals
>gets put on $20 bill
poor Andrew Jackson...
#9 to #7 - ohemgeezus (12/06/2012) [-]
Also
>tried to start **** with the Florida Seminoles
>Put as Gov. of Florida when it entered the Union
#5 - duudegladiator (12/05/2012) [-]
And look at what Banks are doing today!!
User avatar #41 to #5 - stillnotbob (12/06/2012) [-]
Blame Woodrow Wilson
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