Poor Greg..... This made me sad, but then I played with a door stopper spring and felt better.. My boss gave me a program to debug today. I spent about an hour
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Poor Greg....

This made me sad, but then I played with a door stopper spring and felt better.

My boss gave me a program to
debug today. I spent about an
hour on it, and found a file
hidden in the project.
The file name was Greg. h, and
it wasn' t mentioned anywhere
in the program.
Naturally, my curiosity got the
better of me, and I opened it
GREG_ H
define ERIE_ H
class Greg rd
public:
void loneley};
friend class nothing;
private:
hool sad;
H Greg:: Gregg} rd
sad - true;
whitehead}
Well that was depressing.
Why on earth was this in here?
It doesn' t do anything, It might
as well be commented out.
I noticed something weird
though.
friend class nothing;
Friend class nothing? I don' t
remember seeing a class
nothing."
Needless to say, I kept
searching, and I found the file
nothing. h"
Inside was just one line of code,
1 class nothing "
That' s it? Really?
I guess I shouldn' t have
expected more from a class
called nothing.
This is by far, the most
depressing thing We seen
while programming.
Whoever this greg person is,
Stay Strong,
...
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User avatar #2 - draogon ONLINE (07/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Thumb for the description
#116 - bdowns (07/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Geek Zodiac ** this is greg
#24 - iRoflcopterU (07/26/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Find Greg and hug the 						****					 out of him
Find Greg and hug the **** out of him
#6 - Bigmk (07/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Description
Description
#91 - doodogger (07/26/2012) [-]
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#59 - demideus (07/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I dont understand code for computers or programing
#135 - Kittehh (07/26/2012) [-]
I hope Greg is okay.
I hope Greg is okay.
User avatar #271 - tables (07/27/2012) [-]
programmed to be lonely

isn't programmed to complain

good guy greg.h
#67 - zdawg (07/26/2012) [-]
Programming jokes make me feel so smart :D
User avatar #124 - addictakilla (07/26/2012) [-]
Make a new program addressed to Greg, or edit the existing one, and change friend class to 1
User avatar #71 - Welshhobo ONLINE (07/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A woman asks her programmer husband to go to the shops. She said to buy to milk, and if they have eggs, buy six. After doing the shopping the husband comes home with 6 pints of milk. His wife goes ******* and asked him why - he says "because they had eggs".
#72 - herblegerble (07/26/2012) [-]
MFW reading code
#262 - ArielK (07/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Why don't java developers have good eye sight? They don't C#!
#176 - zzzbrabbitzzz (07/26/2012) [-]
that description
that description
#106 - lockedilock (07/26/2012) [-]
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#206 - Pharonix (07/26/2012) [-]
poor greg.
poor greg.
User avatar #7 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (07/26/2012) [+] (17 replies)
What language is this?
User avatar #21 to #7 - TurkeyCupcake (07/26/2012) [-]
English

>inb4 "I meant programming and **** "
#133 - hillaryisacunt (07/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
1 question...

How did this part even compile ??

It's just a string , not a comment or a statement !!
#112 - thebrothersmachado (07/26/2012) [-]
Could you learn to love me?
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