Poor Greg..... This made me sad, but then I played with a door stopper spring and felt better.. My boss gave me a program to debug today. I spent about an hour  forever alone GREG Class nobody
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Poor Greg....

 
Poor Greg..... This made me sad, but then I played with a door stopper spring and felt better.. My boss gave me a program to debug today. I spent about an hour

This made me sad, but then I played with a door stopper spring and felt better.

My boss gave me a program to
debug today. I spent about an
hour on it, and found a file
hidden in the project.
The file name was Greg. h, and
it wasn' t mentioned anywhere
in the program.
Naturally, my curiosity got the
better of me, and I opened it
GREG_ H
define ERIE_ H
class Greg rd
public:
void loneley};
friend class nothing;
private:
hool sad;
H Greg:: Gregg} rd
sad - true;
whitehead}
Well that was depressing.
Why on earth was this in here?
It doesn' t do anything, It might
as well be commented out.
I noticed something weird
though.
friend class nothing;
Friend class nothing? I don' t
remember seeing a class
nothing."
Needless to say, I kept
searching, and I found the file
nothing. h"
Inside was just one line of code,
1 class nothing "
That' s it? Really?
I guess I shouldn' t have
expected more from a class
called nothing.
This is by far, the most
depressing thing We seen
while programming.
Whoever this greg person is,
Stay Strong,
...
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User avatar #2 - draogon (07/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #2 - broxalax (07/26/2012) [-]
i was going to say the same thing until i saw your comment
User avatar #3 to #2 - nildnas (07/26/2012) [-]
Those things are awesome. I used to play with them all the time as a kid.
User avatar #66 to #3 - captainrattrap (07/26/2012) [-]
Why did they make such funny noises? They made me go downstairs in the middle of the night to take a **** just because there was one by the toilet.
#116 - bdowns (07/26/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Geek Zodiac ** this is greg
#144 to #116 - shinypikachu (07/26/2012) [-]
**shinypikachu rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at yard work ** HOLY **** **** BALLS
#265 to #116 - comicallotus (07/27/2012) [-]
i find your wizardry most impressive.
i find your wizardry most impressive.
#136 to #116 - germanperv (07/26/2012) [-]
were doomed

nice roll
#123 to #116 - pokaymahn (07/26/2012) [-]
shut up and take my internets!
#91 - doodogger (07/26/2012) [-]
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#59 - demideus (07/26/2012) [-]
I dont understand code for computers or programing
User avatar #61 to #59 - LegititmateKyle (07/26/2012) [-]
All it really says is that he's alone sad, and that when he is sad he crys softly into his pillow.
#6 - Bigmk (07/26/2012) [-]
Description
Description
#34 to #6 - killerliquid (07/26/2012) [-]
I can hear it in my head
I can hear it in my head
#58 to #44 - popcornisland (07/26/2012) [-]
Who else literally clicked the 			****		 out of it?
Who else literally clicked the **** out of it?
#74 to #58 - cameronr (07/26/2012) [-]
you misused the word "literally"
#99 to #44 - samanthasky (07/26/2012) [-]
Not even gonna lie. Scared the **** out of me the first time I clicked.
#130 to #44 - lostfaux (07/26/2012) [-]
this is great
this is great
#135 - Kittehh (07/26/2012) [-]
I hope Greg is okay.
I hope Greg is okay.
#24 - iRoflcopterU (07/26/2012) [-]
Find Greg and hug the 			****		 out of him
Find Greg and hug the **** out of him
User avatar #221 to #24 - asmodeu ONLINE (07/26/2012) [-]
Guess I'll just meet Gregorian later and give him some nice tender, loving vodka.
User avatar #26 to #24 - nildnas (07/26/2012) [-]
We should make today International Hug Greg day. You find someone you know who's name is Greg, and hug him.
User avatar #27 to #26 - iRoflcopterU (07/26/2012) [-]
Lets do it :D

Even though it might cause a bit of confusion, and we might get hurt doing it..

And I don't anybody named Greg
User avatar #29 to #27 - nildnas (07/26/2012) [-]
well....maybe we can get all the whores on facebook to acknowledge this day....wait, that's a terrible idea. They'd ruin it.
#30 to #29 - iRoflcopterU (07/26/2012) [-]
I think Greg would be happy to get hugs from anyone, even whores...
I think Greg would be happy to get hugs from anyone, even whores...
#88 to #30 - pencildick (07/26/2012) [-]
my name is Greg :D
#169 to #88 - iRoflcopterU (07/26/2012) [-]
Well you sir get a mental hug, since I can't physically touch you :D
Well you sir get a mental hug, since I can't physically touch you :D
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User avatar #28 to #26 - zeropro (07/26/2012) [-]
the only greg i know could crush my spine like hulk
#200 to #26 - krumpetking (07/26/2012) [-]
Dammit, the only greg I know is a massive black guy who would crush my head inbetween his thumb and forefinger if I so much as looked at him... :(
User avatar #271 - tables (07/27/2012) [-]
programmed to be lonely

isn't programmed to complain

good guy greg.h
User avatar #124 - addictakilla (07/26/2012) [-]
Make a new program addressed to Greg, or edit the existing one, and change friend class to 1
#67 - zdawg (07/26/2012) [-]
Programming jokes make me feel so smart :D
#242 - anon (07/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #565 at I haven't given them everything, not yet ** This will make greg happy
#284 to #242 - toonyoshi (07/27/2012) [-]
Nice roll.
#72 - herblegerble (07/26/2012) [-]
MFW reading code
#262 - ArielK (07/27/2012) [-]
Why don't java developers have good eye sight? They don't C#!
#263 to #262 - nildnas (07/27/2012) [-]
good one
#269 to #262 - coreyslyf (07/27/2012) [-]
haha, this made me LOL quite a bit XD might use this at work later (I program using c#)
#176 - zzzbrabbitzzz (07/26/2012) [-]
that description
that description
#106 - lockedilock (07/26/2012) [-]
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#36 - anon (07/26/2012) [-]
What if Greg was actually good guy Greg but Greg was such a good guy he just never complained about his loneliness and put in a random file for someone to find one day.
#142 - anon (07/26/2012) [-]
Of course he's sad and lonely, hes coding in C++...
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