Cool Stuff Comp 6. Product Links: Folding Key Knife - www.amazon.com/dp/B0041VJWSK/ Light Switch Plate - www.thinkgeek.com/product/ee57/ IR Thermometer - www.th
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Cool Stuff Comp 6

Cool Stuff Comp 6. Product Links: Folding Key Knife - www.amazon.com/dp/B0041VJWSK/ Light Switch Plate - www.thinkgeek.com/product/ee57/ IR Thermometer - www.th

Product Links:
Folding Key Knife - www.amazon.com/dp/B0041VJWSK/
Light Switch Plate - www.thinkgeek.com/product/ee57/
IR Thermometer - www.thinkgeek.com/product/8024/
Shot Glasses - www.amazon.com/dp/B001UDIBIY/
Toilet Paper - www.amazon.com/dp/B004I09G44/
Glow Toilet Ring - www.amazon.com/dp/B000O53YPY/
Airzooka - www.amazon.com/dp/B002QVW1RQ/

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#4 - newdevyx (03/03/2014) [-]
Peanutbitter, every time you write in your diary do you always begin: Dear Diarrhea?
Peanutbitter, every time you write in your diary do you always begin: Dear Diarrhea?
User avatar #64 to #4 - xplosevdiarrhea (03/03/2014) [-]
He just calls actually.
User avatar #17 to #4 - mrnpc (03/03/2014) [-]
Nice gif. Thumb for you sir
#92 to #17 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
Boring comment he made
#71 to #4 - tmgrskat (03/03/2014) [-]
One of the best laughs I've had on this site, Jesus Christ man.
#6 - billybong (03/03/2014) [-]
Not trying to 1 up OP or anything, but I've got one of these.... I highly recommend it...
User avatar #21 to #6 - ktbmnf (03/03/2014) [-]
thats... pretty ******* neato. how much are they?
User avatar #86 to #25 - ktbmnf (03/03/2014) [-]
thanks man!
User avatar #81 to #25 - canhasdrums (03/03/2014) [-]
Don't mean to be that guy, but it's cheaper on Amazon

www.amazon.com/Swiss-Tech-ST66676-Utili-Key-Multi-
#102 to #6 - philss (03/03/2014) [-]
i got one too. once i had it with me on an airplane.   
mfw i'm such a badass
i got one too. once i had it with me on an airplane.
mfw i'm such a badass
User avatar #132 to #6 - daelril (03/04/2014) [-]
Bought one of those last week, it's really amazing
User avatar #62 to #6 - bensho (03/03/2014) [-]
I have one of those too. Since I'm at university now I don't carry keys, but that's okay since it's compact enough to fit in my bi-fold wallet.

Did I just become a salesperson?
#20 - theannoyingFJguy (03/03/2014) [-]
I hear using that air gun is a blast.
I hear using that air gun is a blast.
#142 to #20 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
stop with your ****** puns. hurry up and get your retarded level 400 so i can stop seeing you on every ******* post.
User avatar #143 to #142 - theannoyingFJguy (03/04/2014) [-]
I'll never stop!
User avatar #22 - tripscausedthis (03/03/2014) [-]
Heres the thing about that little key knife.

that hinged blade is gonna snap before it does any real damage.
you have a better chance of placing a regular key between your knuckes and punching someone.
plus in a court related situation, wielding your keys in self defence is a lot easier to argue than wielding a hidden blade.

TL;DR the key is a **** idea just stab em up with your keys
User avatar #29 to #22 - yunoavailable (03/03/2014) [-]
holding your key between your knuckles is gonna hurt like a bitch if you actually try to punch someone. it will hurt them more if you do it right but the back of the key is gonna cut into your hand too
#34 to #29 - theXsjados ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
In all situations where violence is present you can expect personal injury.

If someone comes at you with a knife, even if you are well practised, disarming them will probably nick you.
User avatar #67 to #22 - drtrousersnake (03/03/2014) [-]
i believe the intended use is for cutting stuff that you would normally use your keys for (like string or boxes). A one and a half inch blade isn't gonna do **** for self defense especially if the handle is the size of a key
#24 - miraxena ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
The first one
#68 to #24 - daix ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
yes
yes
User avatar #101 - ribbedandstudded (03/03/2014) [-]
Or... you fart in the air-zooka and fire it across the room.
#108 to #101 - DeathclawRulez (03/03/2014) [-]
now i have to buy it.
now i have to buy it.
#109 to #108 - ribbedandstudded (03/03/2014) [-]
We have one in our office. Shenanigans are epic, especially on taco Friday.
We have one in our office. Shenanigans are epic, especially on taco Friday.
#91 - mixedvegetables (03/03/2014) [-]
Who needs a knife key when you can have a knife wrench?
User avatar #137 to #91 - truesmokewolf (03/04/2014) [-]
I glanced at this while scrolling and thought that was the sword from LotR with a lightsaber blade... **** was epic until I scrolled back up and looked closer. Someone with serious shooping skills wanna give it a shot?
#106 to #91 - tenderpoop (03/03/2014) [-]
**tenderpoop rolled a random image posted in comment #103 at Its time to duel ** my knife
User avatar #121 to #120 - tenderpoop (03/03/2014) [-]
Oooh too perfecct xD
#87 - nimba (03/03/2014) [-]
Stabbing somebody with a non-locking blade
good luck with that
User avatar #105 to #87 - utburd (03/03/2014) [-]
^This,you're better off just holding your keys between your fingers under your knuckles and punching the **** out of someone... I get paranoid walking at night...
#18 - arnolddusk (03/03/2014) [-]
**arnolddusk rolled a random image posted in comment #825155 at Friendly ** TFW I thumbed it down.
**arnolddusk rolled a random image posted in comment #825155 at Friendly ** TFW I thumbed it down.
#84 - liffian (03/03/2014) [-]
Me and 3 mates got these for a holiday in Spain a few years back.
There was a punishment for anyone who lost one.
One of the lads was unfortunate enough to lose his on the first day. Good times!
#94 to #84 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
wu… wut was the punishment...
User avatar #97 to #94 - liffian (03/03/2014) [-]
We duct taped two bottles of spirits to his hands and he was forced to walk around a family resort for the day getting filthy looks of all the parents.
The deal was he could take them off when either finishes a single bottle or the day has ended.
He only lasted a few hours before he lost the blood to his hands and they started throbbing. Good times!
User avatar #100 to #97 - gmarrox ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
We call that Edward 40-Hands where I'm from.
User avatar #115 to #84 - shaddz ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
I got mine from medowhall in england, slightly larger ones though they hold 4 shots in each
#117 - holywarstpd (03/03/2014) [-]
I used to have an Airzooka. Those things are the **** .

The best thing to do with them is fart in it and shoot it at someone's face across the room. It's actually works very very well.


TFW they get hit.
#72 - jvcjvc (03/03/2014) [-]
Boy, now i will finally have something in my pants to brag about!
#1 - notazahmbie (03/03/2014) [-]
Thanks for reminding me i'm broke.
Thanks for reminding me i'm broke.
User avatar #3 to #1 - mrgoodlove (03/03/2014) [-]
That's the classiest table flop I've ever seen
#47 - tapeworms (03/03/2014) [-]
I have one of those Airzookas. It's the coolest thing ever. But it's currently banned from the house because I only used it to scare the **** out of my mom and cat.
User avatar #55 to #47 - EdwardNigma (03/03/2014) [-]
Well what the **** else would you use it for?
User avatar #70 to #55 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
anal sex
#76 to #70 - jazzytheferret (03/03/2014) [-]
Murder
#127 - LocoJoe (03/04/2014) [-]
MFW someone pulls out a key knife and I carry an ESEE-3
MFW someone pulls out a key knife and I carry an ESEE-3
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#148 to #127 - wohitika (07/25/2014) [-]
holy ****
#149 to #148 - wohitika (07/25/2014) [-]
was that real?
User avatar #150 to #149 - LocoJoe (07/26/2014) [-]
Nah.
#151 to #150 - wohitika (07/28/2014) [-]
Get ****** .
#131 to #127 - rennd (03/04/2014) [-]
**rennd rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Come on, smile. ** .mfw you pull out your ESEE 3 and I pull out my ZT 0560
User avatar #133 to #131 - LocoJoe (03/04/2014) [-]
Enjoy futzing around with your folding blade.
#134 to #133 - rennd (03/04/2014) [-]
It runs on bearings, it flips out about as quickly as I can get it in my hand.
#112 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
Super RAD dude isnt too amuzed by it tho
#54 - EdwardNigma (03/03/2014) [-]
"Alright, give me your money!"
"Okay, just take it! Hey, Mr Mugger, real quick...I...I think I love you."
"What the **** , why?"
"Because I have the KEY TO YOUR HEART"
User avatar #32 - guerkchen (03/03/2014) [-]
i had that key knife it´s actually pretty ****** would not recommend buying it
User avatar #5 - fourtwentt (03/03/2014) [-]
Sure....pee
User avatar #128 - poetsofthefall (03/04/2014) [-]
Yes, because you'll have time to reach for your keys before the mugger bashes you over the head or shoots you because you made a sudden move.
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