The Pope.... .
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#8 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #204 to #8 - lieutenantderp (10/24/2012) [-]
*piece of Eden.
User avatar #26 to #8 - ultrarobbie (07/18/2012) [-]
Oh god that hat is hilarious
#85 - insufferableprick **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#93 to #85 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
insalt muslims- freedom of speech
#119 to #93 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
no insult Muslims and YOU DIE! ALLAU AKBAR!! or something
User avatar #133 to #85 - finni (07/19/2012) [-]
Whenever they say Religion they mean Christianity. When people say they hate Religion people here often find things that other Religions than Christianity do and say and drag Christianity along with them
User avatar #87 to #85 - biggrand (07/18/2012) [-]
atheist dont believe in anything, to make of them is to make fun of nothing. the most you can do is make fun of their intolerance
User avatar #170 to #87 - waaw (07/19/2012) [-]
Of course you can make fun of atheists. You can make fun of anything. That's the amazing thing about people. Watch:
Hundreds of thousands of women are raped every year, but that number could be cut down to a fraction by making years shorter.

Fun thing I learnt while writing this comment: If you google "how many women are raped every year" without the quotes, google's answer is 2.
User avatar #92 to #85 - gammajk ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
It's different, because when you're insulting christianity you're insulting the religion, whereas insulting atheism the same way you do christianity doesn't happen because atheism isn't a belief, and any atheism insults are 99.9% of the time insults aimed at atheists themselves.

That's why posting a picture saying "all atheists are retarded" will get as many red thumbs as somebody posting "all christians are retarded".

So no. There's no double standard, if you actually try to defend your belief instead of just insulting people, you'd have a chance.
User avatar #90 to #85 - angelmaycry (07/18/2012) [-]
Vatican is not Christianity...
#49 - lilbigwig (07/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #77 to #49 - bateking (07/18/2012) [-]
They really do need to stop that ****
#168 - chooseme (07/19/2012) [-]
i just want his hat
#73 - blobbo (07/18/2012) [-]
I'm italian so i know quite a bit about the pope and catholicism:
- in the fascist period the church made many agreements with Mussolini (also something with Hitler) to protect their interests and in exchange they said NOTHING about all the jew thing (note that in that period the word of the pope could change everything in the politics...);
- every year here in Italy we MUST give a part of our money to the church with a form of taxation wich is quite idiotic, but hey! we have one of the most corrupt systems in the world so it's accepted by the majority;
- here there are thousands of teachers of catholicism (they make us study that **** from the start to the end of high school).. and guess what? yes, they're paid by our taxes;
I could go on hours telling other **** they do like having strong contacts with all kind of mafia or how they posses about 20 % of the italian real estate and don't pay taxes on it... yes, we're really ******
P.S. sorry for my bad english
User avatar #76 to #73 - ogrecaveman (07/18/2012) [-]
it really is sad how much of the world really believes in this crap ( not what you said, just the church in general) i mean some small town churches do help the local communities but the Vatican is nothing more then world cancer, having done nothing to help the world, but taking in so much. probably the only good they have done, is give Vlad the impaler permission to do the things he did to keep Islam mostly out of europe .
#80 to #76 - blobbo (07/18/2012) [-]
I know, and the worst part is that the churches still do a lot of **** without ever being punished not even in 'democratic' states.
Anyway it's curious that you talk about Vlad Tepes since i was born really near to his castle (I live in Italy but i was born in Brasov, Romania), you made me smile :)
User avatar #83 to #80 - ogrecaveman (07/18/2012) [-]
ah no way thats pretty cool dude :)
ever been to the castle?
#86 to #83 - blobbo (07/18/2012) [-]
Yes, but it's not very amazing... Just a normal castle.
User avatar #88 to #86 - ogrecaveman (07/18/2012) [-]
yeah kinda figured, but it had to have been something like " wow, im standing in the castle where Vlad the Impaler lived" so more of a historical wonder, then physical
#95 to #88 - blobbo (07/18/2012) [-]
Yes, that and all those ******* bats... what could they be?
User avatar #97 to #95 - ogrecaveman (07/18/2012) [-]
those are his kids that have lived on as bats :P
User avatar #2 - Protagonistism (07/18/2012) [-]
Honestly when I saw this popes face the first time, I thought he was a child molester...
User avatar #18 to #2 - molestingbabys (07/18/2012) [-]
eeeuhm hi.... soooo how is life going?

no i'm not a child molester why would you think that?

oooh.. yeah the username yeah.....
#57 to #18 - yappersontwo (07/18/2012) [-]
If you're gonna make a joke, at least spell it right.
User avatar #84 to #18 - noblexfenrir (07/18/2012) [-]
Wow you really tried forcing on that really....REALLY unfunny joke.
#12 to #2 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
you mean he's not?
#193 - skuser (07/19/2012) [-]
"Let's pray for starving kids in Africa instead of sending them money."   
I hate all these hypocrites "feeling sorry" for them while the pope is fully covered in gold...
"Let's pray for starving kids in Africa instead of sending them money."

I hate all these hypocrites "feeling sorry" for them while the pope is fully covered in gold...
#79 - purealterego (07/18/2012) [-]
never laughed this hard even though im christian
#54 - Fuzzymarsupial (07/18/2012) [-]
<-- Who we need as Pope.
<-- Who we need as Pope.
#27 - aberrant (07/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 to #27 - corundum (07/18/2012) [-]
Sure, why don't you just sell the Smithsonian museum, the city of London, and the White House?
#38 to #30 - BigTits ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
those places are actually useful
User avatar #64 to #27 - mayormilkman (07/18/2012) [-]
That's some pretty faulty logic there. Liberals can't into money.
#135 to #27 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
Sarah Silverman loses all credibility when it comes to her Liberalism. That's ******* retarded. Churches are going bankrupt all over the world. The Vatican City is the only profitable part of the entire religion.
User avatar #43 to #27 - bgbba (07/18/2012) [-]
It makes sense, but the main issue is thus: Who the hell has that much money to dish out?
User avatar #28 to #27 - rambowookie (07/18/2012) [-]
Because people are just JUMPING to buy the Vatican...
User avatar #194 to #28 - Thestyrofoampeanut (07/19/2012) [-]
You can sell art and relics and materials like gold or silver. All of the money is in the possessions inside the vatican, not the ******* building.
User avatar #195 to #194 - rambowookie (07/19/2012) [-]
I'm not Catholic... Thank God. So they can do whatever the **** they want with it. Again... Most of those are EXPENSIVE... And USELESS.
User avatar #136 - finni (07/19/2012) [-]
This should be on Atheism, not Christianity.

Are we gonna have one channel called Atheism that insults Religions (by far most Christianity) and another channel called Christianity that also insults Christianity? Where's the logic in that FJ?
User avatar #50 - srapture (07/18/2012) [-]
What does the pope even do? All i know is that he hates condoms or something... and bares a striking resemblance to Darth Sideous.
User avatar #51 to #50 - alanthewhite (07/18/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 967,942,432** Leads an entire people with moral, political, and spiritual support. In fact, it is a widely held belief that the Polish John Paul II was instrumental in helping the Polish populace get rid of Communism and embrace a more democratic system of government.
User avatar #61 to #51 - srapture (07/18/2012) [-]
He doesn't seem to do very much leading.
User avatar #62 to #61 - alanthewhite (07/18/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 038,319,042** No OFFICIAL leading, but the amount of support and unquestionable love that the Catholic populace has for the Pope (and his love in return), really is remarkable.

I'm not Catholic BTW.
User avatar #56 to #50 - neutralgray (07/18/2012) [-]
Actually, contrary to your statement, the pope we have currently backed condoms because he figured while even preaching abstinence that teenagers would have sex anyway. It caused quite the stir in the catholic community when that happened.
User avatar #123 to #50 - finni (07/18/2012) [-]
Catholics believe that he represents God on this Earth (about his opinions. The pope's opinions are God's opinions). He is the head of the church and is the main ruler of the Catholic church. It's also a long tradition that when they elect a pope, he must be a pedo.

Of course not all Catholics agree with what the Pope says. Many Catholics take abortion, gets divorced, use condoms and etc. I honestly don't know why they are Catholics if they don't follow that strong Catholic belief. What's the point with the Pope or being a Catholic then?

I had a teacher that was from Germany in my German class in Sweden once. I asked where she was from. She said West-Germany. I then asked if she was religious and she said yes. I then assumed that she was Catholic, but she said she had converted to Protestantism because she couldn't follow a man (the pope) that said it was a sin to use condoms when all of these people in Africa had aids and such.

The one thing I can think of why people remain to Catholicism, despite what the Pope says is because it plays a huge part in people's lives and has a huge culture there.
Example: If you leave Protestant-Christianity, you just leave your faith, not much else. In Scandinavian countries just 20-34 percent believe in God, but most of them are still a member of the national Church and get married in the church and gets their children baptised. If you leave Catholicism you leave more than just your faith. You leave a huge part of your life. All the traditions, all the church attendees and a lot more that many Catholics hold near.

tl;dr He speaks God's words on Earth and what he says is what God says, but not all Catholics believe so.
#52 to #50 - filwit (07/18/2012) [-]
Catholics believe God speaks through him, right?

So in reality, he makes **** up, and people believe it. Like if he says "evolution is/isn't true", tons of people will believe his word over scientists or facts because they believe he's channeling God.

But I could be wrong, I'm not Catholic (obviously).
#58 to #52 - kmutbutt (07/18/2012) [-]
I thought he was more of a figurehead like the Queen of England, I wouldn't really know, I'm a different branch.
User avatar #55 to #52 - srapture (07/18/2012) [-]
Ah, okay. Sounds like an interesting job
#127 - anon (07/19/2012) [-]
Strawman and strawman.
-The Bible doesn't say that money is evil, it says that wealthy people are more exposed to corruption and will have a harder time living a moral life.
-The Catholic Church doesn't demand money. At mass they come around with a basket that you throw change into. Most churches can barely afford to to keep a roof over their heads. All the expensive **** in the Vatican was from centuries ago when it served as an actual governing power.
#202 - anon (08/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #167 - Thehomelessman (07/19/2012) [-]
Actually it's the love of money is the root of all evil...

But still they decorate themselves and line their temples with gold...
#7 - jasonthelurker (07/18/2012) [-]
That pope couldn't look more Satanic.
#39 to #7 - soggycookies (07/18/2012) [-]
He's always reminded me of this chap.
#5 - byakkoshinsei (07/18/2012) [-]
when i look at him all decorated and skinny like that i cant help but be reminded of the covenant leaders from halo
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