Final 2nd FJ Demographic. 1st - /channel/census-channel/FJ+Demographic+-+Updated/inlpGva/ 2nd Prelim - /funny_pictures/4555549/2nd+FJ+Demographic+-+Preliminary+ Final Second Dem poll census
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Final 2nd FJ Demographic

Alright, Funnyjunk: the results are in from round 21 This second
demographic polled Hers and asked them to provide their ill
religious preference, © Sexual orientation, lal Relationship status,
and 141 Social class. [Links to both the or and preliminary as demographics found in deed]
Some things to take note of:
I am not perfect and am open to making mistakes. I had to attempt to
judge legitimate responses from illegitimate ones, and I' m sure I made
someone angry in one way or another, especially since these issues are
all rather personal. My general rule was to group similar responses
together and to consider something official if it either tal had multiple
responses or tbl was verified we simple Boogie search.
2] #1 again. Please don' t overreact and demand that you are unique. We
all love to consider ourselves special, myself included. Just realize that I
do not intend to offend; do not mistake ignorance for aggression.
1. People thinking social class = social popularity
2. People thinking that this exhaustively defines everyone on F].
3. People realizing for the first time that they are actually "heteroflexible."
4. religion/ philosophy experts.
5. "That one guy who asked for a shoutout."
My favorite response:
Straight, but hopefully not after tonight, wish me luck!"
Some guy aor: eventally writing "straight" instead of '''single'''
N" The Results
1. Religious Preference
Reli ious Preference E
I Atheist as 3% 2% . Other
I Christian 3%
I Agnostic 237 3%
I Pagan/ reopen 41
I Muslim 40
I Apatheist M
I None as
Theist M
Buddhist 23
Pastafarian 22
Undecided 20
Deist 19
Jewish 17 With the popularity of the atheism channel, are
IO any of us surprised?
Pantheist 7
Taoist S
Spiritualist 4
Hindu 2
Dynastic 2
Shinto 2
Humanist 1
Rastafarian 1
Theresita 1
Mormon 1
Galactic Federation of Light 1
Nihilist 1
Realist 1
Sikh 1
2. Sexual Orientation
Sexual Orientation E 4% 3% 1%
I heterosexual 925 4%
I bisexual 127
I heteroflexible TS
I pansexual
I homosexual 47
I asexual
I demisexual S
3. Relationship Status
Relationship Status E 2% 1' 5‘ 1%
I single 797
I dating SSS
engaged 54
married as
separated 4
divorced 1
Funnyjunk dating service, anyone?
4. Social Class
Socialblade E
lower TE
middle 549
upper 56
Thanks again, everyone! Don' t forget to subscribe to "census-
channel" if you like these, and feel free to start up your own polls!
If this gets another good response and I get some good
I' ll consider doing another. Until then,
Stay classy, .
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#3 - heldiggrisen (04/26/2013) [-]
No Jedis? They're like the 5th biggest in UK and Ireland.
User avatar #9 to #3 - beren (04/26/2013) [-]
Damnit, why do I always have to miss something? There were 7 Jedi.
#10 to #9 - heldiggrisen (04/26/2013) [-]
Why do I alway put a plural S in Jedi?
You my kind Sir, is a true gentleman. Keep up the good work.
#1 - dalgaard (04/26/2013) [-]
Only 4% homosexuals?
User avatar #75 to #1 - pianoasis (04/27/2013) [-]
Because DJ4DMIN counts for 49 votes
#43 - archiferd (04/27/2013) [-]
#2 - iamtheblackgoat (04/26/2013) [-]
It really bothers me that their more Pastafarians than Rastafarians
#65 - minutes (04/27/2013) [-]
I am sorry for the divorced guy
I am sorry for the divorced guy
#64 - applescryatnight ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
**** you too graph
User avatar #29 - shockstorm (04/27/2013) [-]
Relationship status:
61% Single
Thats the FJ I know and love!
User avatar #39 - wacemindu (04/27/2013) [-]
why no male female question. Would be interesting to see how much of a sausage fest this site is.
#40 to #39 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
it was in the first one
#44 to #40 - wacemindu (04/27/2013) [-]
Ahhh I see
Ahhh I see
User avatar #57 to #44 - ireallylikepotatoe (04/27/2013) [-]
And it is quite a bit of a sausage fest indeed.

Since there are no girls on the internet.
#60 - draxdiesel (04/27/2013) [-]
only one nihilist?
User avatar #62 to #60 - icefried (04/27/2013) [-]
You think most nihilists would give a **** enough to do the survey?
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
I think a lot of the ones who claim they are Asexual are lying, considering that only 1% of the worlds population is Asexual
User avatar #27 - ChronoBoost (04/27/2013) [-]
Once again I am a part of the Majority in every one.
#15 - SnacksJr (04/26/2013) [-]
Awww, my Hellenismos didn't make it. Oh well. Great job man. :D
User avatar #16 to #15 - beren (04/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I threw it in with the pagan/neopagan. There were already a lot of random ones so I tried to consolidate where I could. Thanks
#18 to #16 - SnacksJr (04/26/2013) [-]
Ah, ok cool! Yay! Pagans!
User avatar #19 to #18 - beren (04/26/2013) [-]
You mean the Satanists? :-)
#21 to #19 - SnacksJr (04/26/2013) [-]
Your right, foolish me. Thow I know some, and their rules are surprisingly mild.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
User avatar #47 to #19 - deathhardiv (04/27/2013) [-]
Satanists are Neopagans, atleast in my opinion.
User avatar #48 to #47 - deathhardiv (04/27/2013) [-]
#58 - insanefreak (04/27/2013) [-]
A funnyjunk dating forum would be.. interesting.
Of course, it'd be trolled to hell within an hour, but still, it would be interesting.
User avatar #51 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
the **** is a heteroflexible?
User avatar #69 to #51 - aahrg (04/27/2013) [-]
mainly straight with a tiny bit of gay...

personally, i'd just call it bisexual...
User avatar #50 - luidias (04/27/2013) [-]
call me a nerd, but I am enjoying seeing how the class graph makes a nice normally distributed curve. I t validates all the nonsensical crap I learned in statistics.
User avatar #45 - anonibusii (04/27/2013) [-]
I laughed my ass off at the word alone....
#42 - unsane (04/27/2013) [-]
Nice work :)
User avatar #35 - biggrand (04/27/2013) [-]
why not do a most common fetishes among fj users poll?
#25 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
The 38 asexuals are misdiagnosing themselves
#24 - homosexuals (04/27/2013) [-]
I had a date with someone I met on Funnyjunk once.

Sometimes people from this site are exactly what you expect them to be. Ugly, weird, and with the ability to turn anything you say into something awkward.

Never doing that again.
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