Canadian Commandos. They chop wood and the bodies of their enemies. LUA\/ BARRACK Ninjas and Pirates ain' t got an Canadians. Hahahahahaha Ninjas and Pirates are just a couple of lightweight bitches! Vikings are the REAL ! canada ninjas wood
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Canadian Commandos

Canadian Commandos. They chop wood and the bodies of their enemies. LUA\/ BARRACK Ninjas and Pirates ain' t got an Canadians. Hahahahahaha Ninjas and Pirates are just a couple of lightweight bitches! Vikings are the REAL !

They chop wood and the bodies of their enemies

LUA\/ BARRACK
Ninjas and Pirates ain' t got **** an Canadians
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#54 - thisotherdude (09/05/2012) [-]
In Canada everyone is required to go through lumberjack training at the age of 13-16, it's a fact.
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#62 to #54 - assassingcreed **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#75 to #62 - supertrollzor (09/05/2012) [-]
it was obviously a joke
#104 - nuculardonkey (09/05/2012) [-]
they are so bad ass,they dont apologize for killing you...
#112 to #104 - eddiethead (09/05/2012) [-]
**** . That's ******* brutal
#27 - norwegianlolz (09/05/2012) [-]
Hahahahahaha


Ninjas and Pirates are just a couple of lightweight bitches!

Vikings are the REAL **** !
#40 to #27 - tomdabombdisturbed (09/05/2012) [-]
Although vikings are cool, pirates would beat vikings, their boats would be defenseless against cannon fire.
Although i would think they would team-up. Show those Romans who not to mess with!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkyo5FTR25M
This song is evidence.
#168 to #27 - swedz (09/05/2012) [-]
**** yeah SVEA RIKE
User avatar #283 to #27 - dalobman (09/05/2012) [-]
Cant get past the fact that you're the dick and ballsack of Earth, just look at that landmass
User avatar #307 to #283 - carrotstew (09/05/2012) [-]
It only looks bad when you remove Norway.
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User avatar #167 to #28 - swedz (09/05/2012) [-]
Why you gotta be mad, FinFag?
User avatar #42 to #27 - carrotstew (09/05/2012) [-]
Where is Iceland?
User avatar #53 to #27 - satrenkotheone (09/05/2012) [-]
Also

>Vikings.
>Finland is there but not Iceland.

Wat?
User avatar #56 to #53 - norwegianlolz (09/05/2012) [-]
Iceland at that time was a Norwegian colony
User avatar #69 to #56 - satrenkotheone (09/05/2012) [-]
Well yes, but... why Finland?

They weren't Vikings... only the Norse were Vikings.
#37 to #27 - satrenkotheone (09/05/2012) [-]
I must agree.
#32 to #27 - zhon (09/05/2012) [-]
**** YEAH, we were ******* conquered by you guys!
User avatar #43 to #32 - odonnell (09/05/2012) [-]
I always wondered why we celebrated the Vikings "conquering" us. Then I realised, they hardly conquered us, there wasn't many people in Britain to conquer at that time, so when they came in they contributed to the creation of the country.

(From what I know anyway, I only know of the Picts from that time, but I'm assuming there would be more people than just at the North East of Scotland.)
User avatar #47 to #43 - bluedwarf (09/05/2012) [-]
anglo-saxons
the new kingdom formed in britain = anglia
anglia=england
Congrats you are officially descendants of vikings.
User avatar #59 to #47 - natanhiel (09/05/2012) [-]
We were also the Celts.

My god, I'm proud.
#80 to #59 - lonelyboy (09/05/2012) [-]
some embrace their heritage of badassery more then others
User avatar #82 to #80 - natanhiel (09/05/2012) [-]
HAWAE MISTER TERRORIST
BLOW YERSELF UP

Half Scottish, Half English.
North England.
The more Scottish part of England.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - twistedrider (09/05/2012) [-]
You should feel proud. Maybe I shall gather some Vikings, and are as metal as metal can be, and sail to England to plunder your churches?

You know, just for tradition.
User avatar #35 to #33 - zhon (09/05/2012) [-]
just a second, i'll round up some virgins for you XD
User avatar #36 to #35 - twistedrider (09/05/2012) [-]
Thank you. I shall return them to you when I am done with them.

In other words, when the are un-virginfied!
User avatar #248 to #197 - logankipaa (09/05/2012) [-]
Every one makes fun of Canada here in America. I think Canada is pretty smart because they don't get into alot of wars and into other wars to 'help'. They're just mutual with everyone
#255 to #248 - mestroxant (09/05/2012) [-]
lol wtf, no one talks **** about Canada in America.
Americans think Canadians are badass ************* .
User avatar #258 to #255 - logankipaa (09/05/2012) [-]
Not in South florida
#266 to #258 - mestroxant (09/05/2012) [-]
South Florida is also filled with jersey ********* ...
User avatar #306 to #266 - logankipaa (09/05/2012) [-]
I know it really does suck.
#208 to #197 - tacolisious (09/05/2012) [-]
Actually, the the basic training of the Canadian Army is comparable to the training of a US Marine. So, if they spent the ridiculously huge amount of money America spends on its military, they would be more powerful than America, in theory.
#216 to #208 - peppebronie (09/05/2012) [-]
Its just a joke man.
You'll get used to the stereotypes.
#220 to #216 - tacolisious (09/05/2012) [-]
I know about stereotypes, but not many people would know that.
#236 to #220 - peppebronie (09/05/2012) [-]
Thats true. But **** it man.
Did you know that the queen of England can make political decisions that can **** Canadians over(and other countries under the control of her majesty)?\

Queen-We need Canadians to join the army
Canadians-uhm no thanks we're fine...
Queen- Im not askin ya cunts...
Canadians-.......
#240 to #236 - tacolisious (09/05/2012) [-]
No, I did not. Apparently Canadians are still sorry for the independence thing, they still let the Queen approve the Prime Minister.
I don't see how the pic has to do with anything though. :/
#273 to #240 - Rascal (09/05/2012) [-]
yeah but she pretty much just goes along with it. Its more for show than anything
#52 - jordoguy (09/05/2012) [-]
Captain Price anyone ?
#23 - sonicwind (09/05/2012) [-]
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#31 to #23 - twistedrider (09/05/2012) [-]
'MURICA!
#280 - fourtardsunited ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
just proves not all Canadians are faggots
#299 to #280 - winnipegs (09/05/2012) [-]
Jersey shore cast, lil wayne and Nicki Minaj...That's off the top of my head. And yes im just assuming you're American because that was a reeeal stupid ******* comment.
#303 to #299 - fourtardsunited ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
i don't understand what you are trying to say... are you putting down Americans because the fact that we have those people? in that case, that's what i just did with that comment which makes you a Hypocrite. or are those people from Canada in which case me saying "not all Canadians are faggots" is incorrect, so it is now a stupid comment? either way your a dumb ass
#304 to #303 - fourtardsunited ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
excuse me for bad grammar, you're a dumb ass
#305 to #304 - winnipegs (09/05/2012) [-]
I'm just trying to point out that both countires have **** people that they're ashamed of and i just hate to be reminded that i have anything in common with that giant faggot (Being Canadian) Sorry bro go into defence mode when i see his ugly ******* face.
#189 - therealtotodile (09/05/2012) [-]
Wow look at all those nationality 'debates' down there...


Why can't we be friends...
User avatar #271 to #189 - doctorflabbergast (09/05/2012) [-]
I like the Canadians. Sure they are here every weekend (they come down into North Dakota a lot) and usually can't drive worth crap, but they are friendly people generally. And their flag has a leaf on it. And that is just...so badass.
#222 to #189 - Rascal (09/05/2012) [-]
Canadians please stop hating us :( I ******* love you guys, so love me back god dammit.
User avatar #194 to #189 - thinkwithportals (09/05/2012) [-]
Right? Plus its always just the same butthurt conversation in every thread
User avatar #212 to #194 - therealtotodile (09/05/2012) [-]
Yup. Same old song and dance.
#311 - questionquota (09/06/2012) [-]
No wonder Canada never is involved in wars.   
Because the rest of the world's armies don't want to fight soldiers armed with axes instead of knives, and Kevlar laced with beard hair.
No wonder Canada never is involved in wars.
Because the rest of the world's armies don't want to fight soldiers armed with axes instead of knives, and Kevlar laced with beard hair.
#244 - barackjemima (09/05/2012) [-]
I have a close friend who's Canadian who says he hasn't met an American who was unfriendly or an annoying dick to him. In that respect I'm American who has never met an unkind Canadian. Yet, he and I both complain about the people we deal with in our own countries..
User avatar #259 to #244 - LankyFrank (09/05/2012) [-]
Clearly he has never played a video game competitively online :P
User avatar #276 to #244 - enkmaster (09/05/2012) [-]
One time I met an American that thought I lived in an igloo. That we all did.
#96 - mrjingles (09/05/2012) [-]
Canadian commando FTW
#21 - Thatwaseasy (09/05/2012) [-]
They are called Pathfinders, they go in before everyone else and clear a path for the main body. As tradition they are aloud to grow beards. The Best of the Best, They're hard as ****
#24 to #21 - deltadeltadelta (09/05/2012) [-]
They're Canadian Combat Engineers, not "Pathfinders". Engineers (a.k.a. Pioneers) are allowed to grow a beard.
#30 to #24 - Rascal (09/05/2012) [-]
...I'm an engineer in the CF. We aren't allowed to grow beards. Pathfinders are no longer a trade.
The guy in your picture has an operational beard and has been outside the wire for a long ******* time, or has a beard chit because he can't shave due to sensitive skin.

You're half right. Pathfinders are infantry qualified engineers, or engineer qualified infantry depending on who you ask. Bad ******* ass either way.
User avatar #38 to #30 - deltadeltadelta (09/05/2012) [-]
Wiki says pioneers are permitted to wear beards due to tradition, but further research mentions the Assault Pioneer Platoon. Am I wrong on this? I'm not in the military so I have no idea.
#61 to #38 - natanhiel (09/05/2012) [-]
>Wikipedia
#325 to #38 - Rascal (11/26/2013) [-]
the assault pioneer Sgt in the british army is rumoured to be allowed to wear a " big shaggy beard" but ive never seen it done
User avatar #26 to #24 - whycanticaps (09/05/2012) [-]
aw yeah, canadyeah!

Should be Canadas motto
#290 to #26 - Rascal (09/05/2012) [-]
shut the **** up with your jersey shore garbage
User avatar #308 to #290 - whycanticaps (09/05/2012) [-]
im Canadian. not Jersish. Jersian?
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User avatar #186 to #139 - wajaba (09/05/2012) [-]
and this canadian, wondering, why all the mockery
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User avatar #196 to #193 - wajaba (09/05/2012) [-]
:3 i like you
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User avatar #201 to #199 - wajaba (09/05/2012) [-]
like i mean your opinion
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#233 - rambearclaw (09/05/2012) [-]
Canadian Special Forces
User avatar #159 - mcshmeggy (09/05/2012) [-]
CANADA **** YEAH

COMIN AGAIN TO BE POLITE AND HELP OUT IN WARS YEAH
User avatar #161 to #159 - rolston (09/05/2012) [-]
yea sure the thousand people with squirt guns compared to the hundreds of thousands of Americans with jets, bombers , and tanks
User avatar #198 to #161 - garrettjacobsen (09/05/2012) [-]
Canadian Soldiers helped us in Op. Iraqi Freedom.
Canadian Soldiers are fighting with us in Afghanistan.
Canadian Soldiers have joined us in counter terrorist ops.

Don't be a dick. I'm American and I would ******* happy to have a Canadian Soldier with me than no soldier at all.

**** you.
#163 to #161 - mcshmeggy (09/05/2012) [-]
okay bud
User avatar #215 to #161 - enkmaster (09/05/2012) [-]
America is an army of generalists.

Canada is an army of specialists. Our troops are trained better for the specific jobs that are done. There is no "General Infantryman" in the Canadian forces.

A friend of mine named Dalton is in the forces. He says during training american trainees often came up to do training situations, Canadians vs Americans kinda thing, and lost almost every time.

And he also said that their CO wanted to beat one of the other recruits with oranges stuffed in socks because he didnt like him, so theres that too.
User avatar #313 to #215 - rolston (09/08/2012) [-]
You never had a war were you didn't send more than 10,000 soldiers yet or just barley more in WW11 but there is no proof of missions,wars,or counter terrorism that the Canadians have beat the U.S.A in.
User avatar #314 to #313 - enkmaster (09/08/2012) [-]
Beat you in? 1812. We won that war.

America and Canada have never gone to war against each other in modern times, so..

Oh, and world war 1: 619,636 canadian soldiers.
World war 2: 1,081,865 canadian soldiers, with over 200 000 in the RCAF alone and 106 000 in the RCN.

You are an extremely ignorant person.
User avatar #315 to #314 - rolston (09/08/2012) [-]
1812 were still part of England and the websites for the information said you sent alot less sorry for the numbers mistake

but still Canada has not beaten the U.S.A in anything military
User avatar #316 to #315 - enkmaster (09/08/2012) [-]
I got those numbers from history textbooks. Those same numbers are carved on monuments such as the Vimy memorial, the Valcartier memorial, and numerous places in Ottawa. They are correct, and you are extremely ignorant.
1812 we were still part of the British empire, but this colony was still called Canada (BNA officially) the people who lived here were Canadian. We won, therefore Canada beat the US.

You're an idiot.
User avatar #317 to #316 - rolston (09/10/2012) [-]
No you still used troops trained from england and that were based of england if you fought us now we would have preds ac130 and a hell of alot more... you have stuff but not as much as us or as good as us bc we are at wars all the time we are trained and ready at all times i am not ignorant i know the U.S is better so sorry you lost buck
User avatar #318 to #317 - enkmaster (09/10/2012) [-]
Actually, im sorry. Sorry that you are so ignorant as to believe that the only troops in the war of 1812 were from england even though most were from militias from Canada. And, most of all, sorry that you are stupid enough to think that the military strength of a country dictates how good it is. I supposed you think China and Russia and North Korea are all super duper too? Its sad you need to say "well we would win if we fought now" even though thats not what we were talking about at all.

Im sorry you lost this argument as well, buck. I will no longer respond to whatever semi-retarded response you come up with. Although I will read them, as watching the stupid feebly attempt to defend a flawed argument is amusing.

You lost. Buck. Good day.
User avatar #319 to #318 - rolston (09/10/2012) [-]
you said that canada has a better military dumbass so that kinda dose "canadas army are specialist" "our troops are better trained" stuff like that is military and same with bringing up wars
User avatar #320 to #319 - enkmaster (09/10/2012) [-]
(sigh) I know I shouldnt reply, but I will.

I never said Canad's military was better. Its no secret that America would hand us our ass on a silver platter if we went to war.
I said that Canada's military is better trained because it is for the individual soldier. As I also said, we have no GIs. We have specialists, while America only trains a minority of their forces as specialists in various roles. The majority of Americas soldiers are just General Infantrymen. You read farther into my comment than I had meant.

And im the dumbass.
User avatar #321 to #320 - rolston (09/10/2012) [-]
By implying that Canadas army is trained of specialists while americas is generalists it sounds like you are saying that they are better
#188 to #159 - XShanaynayX (09/05/2012) [-]
****		 YEAH CANADA! 			*******		 LOVE BEING A CANADIAN, WE GOT ALL THIS SNOW AND MAPLE SYRUP AND 			****		!
**** YEAH CANADA! ******* LOVE BEING A CANADIAN, WE GOT ALL THIS SNOW AND MAPLE SYRUP AND **** !
#310 - mattsman (09/05/2012) [-]
don't mess with our police either
#270 - mestroxant (09/05/2012) [-]
LOL WTF    
this has absolutely NOTHING to do with America and a majority of the comments are mad Canadians bitching about America...   
...that's low...
LOL WTF
this has absolutely NOTHING to do with America and a majority of the comments are mad Canadians bitching about America...
...that's low...
User avatar #274 to #270 - enkmaster (09/05/2012) [-]
Look lower.

Comments spammed with "ERMEDERD MERICA IS BETEREST HERP DA DERPD DA HERP"
#279 to #274 - mestroxant (09/05/2012) [-]
Canada has no room at all to bitch about Amerifags saying "MURICA IS 			*******		 AMAZING!"    
When almost all Canadians post on unrelated Canada posts,    
"Canada has free healthcare bitches" on a post about a dog   
"We have 			*************		 hockey" on a post about a tv show   
"Canada is number 1 in the world assholes!" on a post about Norway, Swden, Britain, USA, Mexico or whatever   
And us Canadians bitch at Amerifags for having to much patriotism?   
What the 			****		?
Canada has no room at all to bitch about Amerifags saying "MURICA IS ******* AMAZING!"
When almost all Canadians post on unrelated Canada posts,
"Canada has free healthcare bitches" on a post about a dog
"We have ************* hockey" on a post about a tv show
"Canada is number 1 in the world assholes!" on a post about Norway, Swden, Britain, USA, Mexico or whatever
And us Canadians bitch at Amerifags for having to much patriotism?
What the **** ?
User avatar #281 to #279 - enkmaster (09/05/2012) [-]
Everyone bitched at everyone because we are all stupid.


Where have you been?
User avatar #284 to #281 - mestroxant (09/05/2012) [-]
It's not just Canadians as well.
It's the same ******* way for Britain, Germany, Denmark, or Norway who constantly undermine Amerifags because they have to much patriotism when in reality countries such as Britain, Germany, Denmark, or Norway has just as many patriots than America when it comes to the subject.
Mainly because America has one giant. ******* .population so don't expect nothing from such a large group.
User avatar #289 to #284 - enkmaster (09/05/2012) [-]
Exactly. Every country has its share of ******** .
User avatar #291 to #289 - mestroxant (09/05/2012) [-]
And a majority of them are fighting in the depths of this post.
User avatar #238 - Tyranitar (09/05/2012) [-]
Dear Canada,

Don't blame our entire country just because of some ******** overzealous Americans who can't stand the thought of other countries not bowing down and kissing their asses. Although I feel that everyone needs to lighten up with the stereotypes. Don't go around calling Americans fat or stupid if you can't take a joke about Canadians in return. Same goes with America too.
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