cancer. cancer.. I heard that a girl at my school put her hamster in the microwave because it was cold, and the hamster exploded. MFW cancer
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#20 - mummyslittlebitch
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You know what the internet needs?

More Malcolm in the Middle vs Breaking Bad juxtaposition
#127 to #20 - xxitzchubbsxx
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juxtaposition? That a real word? Because it's ******* brilliant.
User avatar #132 to #127 - ryapr
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that guy is wrong, juxtaposition is placing any two things next to each other often quite different for a often for comedic purposes. I.e. Penn & Teller
#134 to #132 - anon id: ed8290e3
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you're stupid
User avatar #129 to #127 - anonymoose
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Yes, it means two words or phrases placed together that contradict, like "empty crowd"
User avatar #144 to #129 - givemethechicken
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That would be an oxymoron.
User avatar #147 to #144 - anonymoose
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Oxymorons are examples of Juxtiposition (from what I know).
User avatar #162 to #147 - absolyst
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Well, for a juxtaposition, the words themselves don't have to be contrasting or opposite, but the effect of placing them together becomes contrasting because they are placed together, if that makes sense.
#133 to #129 - xxitzchubbsxx
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like "She was sadly happy"?
#109 to #20 - ffinfinity
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#83 to #20 - british [OP]
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agreed.
#34 to #20 - whtkid
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User avatar #95 to #34 - wired
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Hey this is my photo! I'm somewhat popular woohoo

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Don't take this as a complaint. I really am astonished.
User avatar #96 to #95 - whtkid
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Its a fantastic shop
User avatar #97 to #96 - wired
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Haha... It's funny cause I used ms paint
User avatar #111 to #97 - jimimipwr
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dem skills, dayyum
User avatar #65 to #34 - playerdous
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Lol I remember that episode, "Me vs Evil Me"
#5 - autoflame
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I heard that a girl at my school put her hamster in the microwave because it was cold, and the hamster exploded. MFW
I heard that a girl at my school put her hamster in the microwave because it was cold, and the hamster exploded. MFW
User avatar #29 to #5 - gwenisghey
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one of my friend's female friends did the exact same thing...
User avatar #47 to #5 - Zaxplab
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My grandmother tried to cremate her cat in a grill.
User avatar #112 to #5 - chickenfarting
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A girl also told me the same story, just wondering what city do you live in, I know the odds are extremely slim but it might be the same girl.
User avatar #125 to #5 - thepandaking
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one of my friends bathed her hamster with laundry detergent to get it clean... Not nearly as bad, but notably irrisponsible.
#135 to #5 - werns
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That happened at my school as well. Are you in western Pennsylvania?
User avatar #158 to #135 - autoflame
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Nope
#159 to #158 - werns
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i guess microwaving hamsters is more common than you'd think
User avatar #167 to #159 - fullmetaldonut
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My cousins did this to their kitten..... its pretty common and I feel sad to be related to them.
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#157 to #5 - murdershy
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I know a girl who did the same thing. But instead of trying to dry it, she just thought it was a merry-go-round. She watched the hamster go round and round then POP!    
   
MFW
I know a girl who did the same thing. But instead of trying to dry it, she just thought it was a merry-go-round. She watched the hamster go round and round then POP!

MFW
#173 to #157 - anon id: bbc26116
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I totally forgot about that guy.
#104 to #5 - hidanfangirl
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Made me think of Maniac Mansion.
User avatar #31 to #5 - gharshi
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are you, by any chance in 5th grade?
User avatar #38 to #31 - autoflame
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This was when I was in 8th grade
#106 to #5 - thebastardbeaver
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R.I.P hamster.... The realist hamster to ever hamst.
#8 to #5 - xxnovey
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When I was five, I had a gerbil and my mom decided to bathe it and she wanted my help, and so she used a blow dryer to dry it off and it exploded.

mfw dead pet gerbil all over me.
User avatar #23 to #8 - nervaaurelius
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I'm assuming this is a joke but if not. How does a Gerbil explode from a hairdryer?
User avatar #94 to #23 - xxnovey
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I seriously wish it were a joke, but my mom used the high setting, and the amount of pressure and heat that was building up inside the gerbil caused it to explode. Ew I can still remember the sound it made as it was dying and everything. :<
User avatar #11 to #8 - kikisu
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Uh you aren't supposed to bath gerbils, like ever. They're desert creatures and the species they come from, the jerboa, almost never saw water in their lives. Bathing them can lead to them getting pneumonia or drowning as they've no idea how to handle water.
User avatar #15 to #11 - timmity
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my siberian hamster could swim like a pro.
User avatar #18 to #15 - kikisu
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That's a hamster though. Gerbils come from the deserts of mongolia, hamsters don't, they come from somewhere with water.
User avatar #19 to #18 - timmity
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ah, sorry. And thanks for not being a dick about it, have a thumb.
User avatar #21 to #19 - kikisu
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Ah it's no problem. It's not like you were being a dick, so why should I?
#79 to #21 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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"Why?" She asks... It's the internet, if you so much have such thing as an 'opinion' or got something wrong in your sentence all the righteous knights of the web will rain down upon you to prove how you are infinitely wrong and then call you a "dumb faggot".
User avatar #89 to #79 - kikisu
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Trust me I know. I think like every one of my first few comments got thumbed down. Even if it was something like "does anyone have the source to this" I'd get red thumbs. I guess I now make better comments and no longer get that many red thumbs. I've even had some in the triple digits. But I have to ask, how did you know I was a girl? Everyone always assumes I'm a man
#92 to #89 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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I check people's profiles to find out if I should use "he" or "she". If it's not specified I mostly try to find out another way to refer the person.
User avatar #93 to #92 - kikisu
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You're the first. Have a good day random stranger.
User avatar #48 to #11 - sagedivinity
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Still doesn't explain why it exploded
User avatar #49 to #48 - kikisu
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VERY true. It probably was because of her holding it too tight if I have to guess. Because my gerbil would NEVER sit still long enough for me to hair dryer it clean.
User avatar #55 to #49 - sagedivinity
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I guess it's possible
#87 to #55 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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Something is amiss here... I have a hard time believing she would hold the thing with enough pressure to spray pieces of dead gerbil into her face.
User avatar #121 to #87 - sagedivinity
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I feel the same way but what other possibility is there for a gerbil to explode
#123 to #121 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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I think I figured it out.
User avatar #124 to #123 - sagedivinity
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Go! GERBIL!
GERBIL used SELF DESTRUCT!
IT'S ATTACK MISSED!
User avatar #9 to #8 - xxnovey
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That's supposed to be a (= X) face, but it turned it into a heart.
#12 to #9 - eklipsbrate
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Riiiight,I believe ya

You sociopath,you
User avatar #163 to #8 - bluslenderman
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how about the girls who put their kitten in a microwave here's a song for them Bitches be Crazay
User avatar #1 - enigmaticspirit
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If I were married to Hal's wife, I would start making meth too.
User avatar #122 to #1 - sjakk
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ก_____________ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก___________
User avatar #41 to #1 - greenstrongworld
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If you were married to Hal's wife, you would be Hal.
#2 to #1 - donthedon
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Louis is an amazing, caring, and loving wife as well as mother.
User avatar #4 to #2 - starchild
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Plus, she never ****** Ted!
#25 to #4 - emmerich
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#10 to #4 - avarius
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fantastic
fantastic
User avatar #91 to #4 - skiff
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I.F.T
#30 - orrihaa
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Comment Picture
User avatar #155 to #30 - bobburrito
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this gif scares me.
User avatar #175 to #155 - orrihaa
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He is the danger
#22 - akaito
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I remember when I was (not so) little, watching Full Metal Panic! and there was this scene where the main character puts an arm in the microwave to destroy a microchip, and uses a fork to use it while the door is opened.
I tried it and the microwave sparked and broke down. I discovered years later that I could have died.
User avatar #103 to #22 - eanirae
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Living life on the edge, eh ?
User avatar #33 to #22 - ronyx
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top lel
#26 - include
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#171 to #26 - mindheistninetysev
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#3 - boastincoastin
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Thought of this.
#90 - seymourtets
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#137 to #90 - greenbabycake
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Skysenberg
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no Dunkelberg, 4/10
User avatar #136 to #90 - greenbabycake
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Replysenberg
User avatar #101 to #90 - pedobeary
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Dinkelburg
User avatar #152 to #90 - cosmicapprentice
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**cosmicapprentice rolls 33** Rollsenberg.
User avatar #160 to #152 - guymandude
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Dubsenburg
User avatar #164 to #160 - cosmicapprentice
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I was thinking that, but then I was like, naaah, what if it isn't dubs? But hell, I got lucky.
#114 to #90 - lolzordz
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Surprisenberg
Surprisenberg
User avatar #161 to #114 - guymandude
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That might be my favorite
#82 - srhkid
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******* ad..
User avatar #16 - mykoira
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Remember, no one likes roasted nuts Is It A Good Idea To Microwave Roasted Nuts?
User avatar #17 to #16 - mykoira
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well... that didn't work www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zlx9mXG_gk
User avatar #73 to #17 - legitimately
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I hated how he was always monotone in the early episodes
User avatar #43 to #17 - goobyman
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THE NOSTALGIA