FML. found this on fmylife.com and decided to share. Today, I sent my botfriend atest asking him he come ever a little later and have some "fun" with me. He tex no spoilers here
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FML. found this on fmylife.com and decided to share. Today, I sent my botfriend atest asking him he come ever a little later and have some "fun" with me. He tex

found this on fmylife.com and decided to share

Today, I sent my botfriend atest asking him he come ever a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted
back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bade an tonight. Yau got a dildo, ******* use It." PML
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#21 - powerbook (09/30/2013) [-]
his fw   
   
 i spent a lot of time making this
his fw

i spent a lot of time making this
#47 to #21 - confusedasian (09/30/2013) [-]
Time well spent.
Time well spent.
#70 to #21 - thekich (09/30/2013) [-]
Here, I cropped it better for you.
Here, I cropped it better for you.
#28 to #21 - ninjabadger ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Perfect
User avatar #35 to #21 - crazycowhimself (09/30/2013) [-]
i really appreciate the time you spent doing this fine piece of material. a thumb for you
#23 to #21 - teratorn (09/30/2013) [-]
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#17 - lolollo ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Girl doesn't feel like sex: Perfectly normal.
Guy doesn't feel like sex: FML worthy material.
User avatar #33 to #17 - gayboard (09/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, I kinda hate people who think that way.
User avatar #109 to #17 - WtfStrawberries (10/01/2013) [-]
I think its more of the way its said.
You ask your gf for sex, and she says "no, project runway finale is on tonight. you got a fleshlight, ******* use it", would that be considered normal?
User avatar #118 to #109 - TheBarneyStinson (10/01/2013) [-]
I think, as a rule of thumb, series finales deserve special treatment, assuming you're not into an absurd amount of shows. The excuse "this is literally my last chance to experience a show I love" would hold up to me, especially if I were in a committed relationship, and knew we could just make up for it later.
User avatar #121 to #118 - WtfStrawberries (10/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, to be honest i feel the same. It could've just been put more gently. it was like he didn't care about how she felt, its the bluntness and the intentional rudeness that make's it worse to me.
User avatar #128 to #121 - TheBarneyStinson (10/01/2013) [-]
Part of me feels like this was exaggerated to get sympathy, but on the chance it's true, yeah, it was kind of a dick move. But at the same time, I kind of relate to him. I snapped on a friend of mine who briefly interrupted my viewing of the finale. I felt bad an apologized, and she assured me it was nothing. But I got SO tense watching it that my usual manners just escaped me.
#16 - include ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
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#41 - drtrousersnake (09/30/2013) [-]
scared to read the comments because of spoilers
scared to read the comments because of spoilers
User avatar #68 to #41 - padawonjohn (09/30/2013) [-]
oh **** that thread.

That was a good day
#60 to #41 - josep (09/30/2013) [-]
I have a gif that would completely ruin it for you if you want it?
I have a gif that would completely ruin it for you if you want it?
User avatar #63 to #41 - WhereMehSammich (09/30/2013) [-]
SPOILER ALERT

Walter White gets cancer
#30 - ultimatebadass (09/30/2013) [-]
My family had a breaking bad party for the finale last night, it was awesome. We had a hiesenberg cake and Los Pollos chicken bucket(with KFC in it of course) blue cupcakes with blue sprinkles, just everything
#11 - plankepetter (09/30/2013) [-]
my gf tried to do the same thing only she started giving me a handjob.. so annoying..

pick related its her
User avatar #12 to #11 - blackrunner ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
lol gf is hand such original
User avatar #13 to #12 - osamathemamalama (09/30/2013) [-]
i like your fragmented english. where is it from?
User avatar #14 to #13 - blackrunner ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
none of your business!
#37 to #11 - mankey (09/30/2013) [-]
She could at least get dressed up for you.
User avatar #7 - Spitfirex (09/30/2013) [-]
Basically told her, to go **** herself.
#146 - midothegreat (10/01/2013) [-]
How would you resist this anyway?
User avatar #152 to #146 - jibbablabba (10/01/2013) [-]
i've managed to resist getting into that show for the entire series. so i'd say i feel pretty accomplished since it was so easy to do.
User avatar #153 to #152 - theavatarspupil (10/01/2013) [-]
Believe me man, I was hesitant at first too, (Mainly because I wasn't sure if it was a genuinely good show or just hyped ******** ) but man, after I sat down and watched it, I liked it, so I kept watching. And it just kept getting better. I heavily recommend watching it.
User avatar #169 to #153 - jibbablabba (10/01/2013) [-]
i sat down and watched half an episode. didn't grip me at all.
i guess i'm just one of those out there that never got interested in it, even after seeing it.

yes i know what it's all about, it just never interested me enough for me to actually watch a full episode.
so i was never hesitant to watch it, i just never cared enough to enjoy it and thus never watched a whole episode.
User avatar #163 to #152 - guymandude (10/01/2013) [-]
why are you so proud that you denied yourself an enjoyable experience?
User avatar #34 - theluppijackal ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
I gotta be honest
if I had a boyfriend and he interupted my breaking bad
Our relationship would be on rocks minerals for a few days
#36 - rmdx ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
What really happened
What really happened
User avatar #67 to #49 - trystanvierra (09/30/2013) [-]
May his antlers grace us with a plentiful harvest.
User avatar #3 - splendiddust (09/30/2013) [-]
my girlfriend would do the same to me if it was a new episode of doctor who. infact she does it with old ones.
#97 - augustusxxiv (10/01/2013) [-]
Her Face When
Her Face When
#5 - mohne (09/30/2013) [-]
#142 - SilverBladeMaster (10/01/2013) [-]
The sass...
#27 - fuckthemhipsters (09/30/2013) [-]
I would have done the same thing. I wouldn't have missed last night's episode for the life of me.
#140 - jdistasio (10/01/2013) [-]
I personally couldn't get into breaking bad... Don't hate me
User avatar #141 to #140 - thegamerslife (10/01/2013) [-]
I've never even seen a single episode. at least you tried right? lol
User avatar #95 - darksideofthebeast (10/01/2013) [-]
No male of any kind ever would do that.
That is pathetic.
User avatar #167 to #95 - waterbottlemanboy (10/01/2013) [-]
I would. The finale was ******* amazing.
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