FML. found this on fmylife.com and decided to share. Today, I sent my botfriend atest asking him he come ever a little later and have some "fun" with me. He tex
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found this on fmylife.com and decided to share

Today, I sent my botfriend atest asking him he come ever a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted
back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bade an tonight. Yau got a dildo, Fucking use It." PML
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#1 - etonix **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (43 replies)
#17 - lolollo (09/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Girl doesn't feel like sex: Perfectly normal.
Guy doesn't feel like sex: FML worthy material.
#21 - powerbook (09/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
his fw   
   
 i spent a lot of time making this
his fw

i spent a lot of time making this
#11 - plankepetter (09/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
my gf tried to do the same thing only she started giving me a handjob.. so annoying..

pick related its her
#16 - include ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
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#41 - drtrousersnake (09/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
scared to read the comments because of spoilers
scared to read the comments because of spoilers
#36 - rmdx ONLINE (09/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What really happened
What really happened
#30 - ultimatebadass (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My family had a breaking bad party for the finale last night, it was awesome. We had a hiesenberg cake and Los Pollos chicken bucket(with KFC in it of course) blue cupcakes with blue sprinkles, just everything
User avatar #34 - theluppijackal (09/30/2013) [-]
I gotta be honest
if I had a boyfriend and he interupted my breaking bad
Our relationship would be on rocks minerals for a few days
User avatar #7 - Spitfirex (09/30/2013) [-]
Basically told her, to go fuck herself.
#146 - midothegreat (10/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How would you resist this anyway?
#75 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (09/30/2013) [+] (9 replies)
calling bullshit, the fact that most satellite companies have the ability to record shows makes me question this. Either he is turning gay or his GF isn't as clean or good in the bed as she thinks.
User avatar #85 to #75 - noblexfenrir (10/01/2013) [-]
When you have a show you absolutely love and can't wait to see (Especially when that episode is THE VERY LAST ONE THAT TIES UP ALL THE SHIT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.), you tend to not wait for any reason to watch it...

I specifically ignored everyone during the episode and only talking to people who were also watching the show during the commercials. I ended up ignoring 3 calls from my girlfriend as a result.
User avatar #3 - splendiddust (09/30/2013) [-]
my girlfriend would do the same to me if it was a new episode of doctor who. infact she does it with old ones.
User avatar #106 - Lintutu (10/01/2013) [+] (13 replies)
No man alive would do this. Not even the biggest neckbeard on the planet would turn down a CHANCE at looking at a real naked body. This is sad
User avatar #115 to #106 - TheBarneyStinson (10/01/2013) [-]
When you're in an actual relationship, and sex becomes a regular thing, it stops being your top priority. Don't get me wrong, it's still up there. But the Breaking Bad finale is a milestone in TV history, whereas he can presumably see her "real naked body" whenever he wants.
#5 - mohne (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#140 - jdistasio (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I personally couldn't get into breaking bad... Don't hate me
User avatar #95 - darksideofthebeast (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No male of any kind ever would do that.
That is pathetic.
User avatar #45 - MakiChan (09/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
ive never watched a single episode........I never have time to get to it now days. ill just wait for the whole thing to go to dvd then watch it.
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