FML. found this on fmylife.com and decided to share.. Girl doesn't feel like sex: Perfectly normal. Guy doesn't feel like sex: FML worthy material. no spoilers here
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#1 - etonix **User deleted account**
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#4 to #1 - wayfarer
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(09/30/2013) [-]
#26 to #1 - mrfumbles
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(09/30/2013) [-]
dont call ur gf a bitch and fix ur own sammich. and recieve that ******* blowjob.
#56 to #1 - furiousmarshmellow
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Even if that was a joke, that was a massively appalling joke.
Even if that was a joke, that was a massively appalling joke.
#73 to #1 - pacmanwakkawakka
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(09/30/2013) [-]
That's one ******* waste of a blowjob. Woman hardly ever offer things like that, so you should make some god damn good use of it.
#77 to #1 - hidanfangirl
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(09/30/2013) [-]
#98 to #1 - Vegeto
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(10/01/2013) [-]
The only thing keeping you from being banned is your content level
#102 to #98 - deathofnight
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Now let me show you why thats ********
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4812692/Spreading+that+knowledge/51#51
Look at this ******* content level
#107 to #102 - Vegeto
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Well thats weird.

If you look at etonix's profile, he's already reached the point where he would be banned, but he's still standing due to his content.

My guess is he needs enough red thumbs to surpass the content thumbs and actually ban him
#111 to #107 - deathofnight
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Give him time and he will slowly die like the cancer he is
#101 to #1 - deathofnight
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Delete your comment and hope to god its not to late to save yourself from a b& you ignorant son of a bitch
Delete your comment and hope to god its not to late to save yourself from a b& you ignorant son of a bitch
#52 to #1 - acertainsomeone
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(09/30/2013) [-]
110 red thumbs?
#25 to #1 - naitsabesh ONLINE
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(09/30/2013) [-]
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#43 to #1 - dorklordrises
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#20 to #1 - quoterox
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(09/30/2013) [-]
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#19 to #1 - pandemoniumcrisis
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#6 to #1 - thebigfudge
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(09/30/2013) [-]
What so you're a cunt? You actually don't deserve a girlfriend. I'm no white knight but you don't treat women like that.
#8 to #6 - thefogwoggler
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(09/30/2013) [-]
you actually think he's telling the truth?
#10 to #1 - sienimies
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(09/30/2013) [-]
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#123 to #1 - childpls
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(10/01/2013) [-]
>gf
>fj

choose one
#104 to #1 - mattyjay
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(10/01/2013) [-]
k00l
#105 to #1 - msawesome
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(10/01/2013) [-]
#100 to #1 - RomanR
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Fag.
#168 to #1 - gurtol
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(10/01/2013) [-]
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#88 to #1 - skeetskeetskeeeeet
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(10/01/2013) [-]
If you had left out the sandwich part, you would have gotten green thumbs...
If only you had left out the sandwich part...
#166 to #1 - A Pickle
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(10/01/2013) [-]
what the **** is this? the year 2009?
#76 to #1 - anon
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(09/30/2013) [-]
You do not deserve a girlfriend.
And any girlfriend that would put up with that is probably scum.
#159 to #1 - angelooo
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(10/01/2013) [-]
At least you take your red thumbs like a man, salute
#65 to #1 - gwenisghey
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(09/30/2013) [-]
why? was it broken?
#149 to #1 - nortledrones
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(10/01/2013) [-]
You ****** up at the sandwich part.
#42 to #1 - usernameistaken
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(09/30/2013) [-]
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#143 to #1 - jtastic
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Right after that you'd get beat up by your girl because you're a little pussy bitch
#54 to #1 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(09/30/2013) [-]
For the last time, your hand can't be your girlfriend.
#135 to #1 - Dairycow
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Theeen *flashback* sitting in his underwear hes been wearing for 2 weeks fat and out of shape eating potato chips wishing he had a girlfriend there to watch it with him.
#2 to #1 - dogee
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#39 to #2 - nervaaurelius
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Don't really think that's edgy. Childish, immature, and even stupid but not edgy.
#50 to #39 - carnagejc
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Agreed. It irritates me how many people just use this as a response for pretty much anything now.
#64 to #50 - oishiine
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Now that's what I call edgy
#155 to #64 - sebthebrony
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(10/01/2013) [-]
i h8 u
#156 to #155 - oishiine
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Now

That's

What

I

Call

Edgy
#157 to #156 - sebthebrony
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(10/01/2013) [-]
shut up mom :c
#170 to #157 - anon
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(02/13/2014) [-]
No ,ou shut up.
#96 to #50 - heroofkvatch
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#145 to #39 - zionsype ONLINE
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(10/01/2013) [-]
The joke he tried to make was kind of edgy
#17 - lolollo ONLINE
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Girl doesn't feel like sex: Perfectly normal.
Guy doesn't feel like sex: FML worthy material.
#33 to #17 - gayboard ONLINE
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, I kinda hate people who think that way.
#109 to #17 - WtfStrawberries
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I think its more of the way its said.
You ask your gf for sex, and she says "no, project runway finale is on tonight. you got a fleshlight, ******* use it", would that be considered normal?
#118 to #109 - TheBarneyStinson
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I think, as a rule of thumb, series finales deserve special treatment, assuming you're not into an absurd amount of shows. The excuse "this is literally my last chance to experience a show I love" would hold up to me, especially if I were in a committed relationship, and knew we could just make up for it later.
#121 to #118 - WtfStrawberries
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, to be honest i feel the same. It could've just been put more gently. it was like he didn't care about how she felt, its the bluntness and the intentional rudeness that make's it worse to me.
#128 to #121 - TheBarneyStinson
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Part of me feels like this was exaggerated to get sympathy, but on the chance it's true, yeah, it was kind of a dick move. But at the same time, I kind of relate to him. I snapped on a friend of mine who briefly interrupted my viewing of the finale. I felt bad an apologized, and she assured me it was nothing. But I got SO tense watching it that my usual manners just escaped me.
#21 - powerbook
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(09/30/2013) [-]
his fw   
   
 i spent a lot of time making this
his fw

i spent a lot of time making this
#47 to #21 - confusedasian
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Time well spent.
Time well spent.
#51 to #21 - acertainsomeone
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(09/30/2013) [-]
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#24 to #21 - roshe
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#70 to #21 - thekich
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Here, I cropped it better for you.
Here, I cropped it better for you.
#28 to #21 - ninjabadger ONLINE
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Perfect
#35 to #21 - crazycowhimself
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(09/30/2013) [-]
i really appreciate the time you spent doing this fine piece of material. a thumb for you
#23 to #21 - teratorn
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(09/30/2013) [-]
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#11 - plankepetter
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(09/30/2013) [-]
my gf tried to do the same thing only she started giving me a handjob.. so annoying..

pick related its her
#12 to #11 - blackrunner
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(09/30/2013) [-]
lol gf is hand such original
#18 to #12 - plankepetter
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(09/30/2013) [-]
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#13 to #12 - osamathemamalama
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(09/30/2013) [-]
i like your fragmented english. where is it from?
#14 to #13 - blackrunner
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(09/30/2013) [-]
none of your business!
#15 to #14 - osamathemamalama
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(09/30/2013) [-]
#37 to #11 - mankey
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(09/30/2013) [-]
She could at least get dressed up for you.
#16 - include
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(09/30/2013) [-]
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#41 - drtrousersnake ONLINE
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(09/30/2013) [-]
scared to read the comments because of spoilers
scared to read the comments because of spoilers
#60 to #41 - josep
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(09/30/2013) [-]
I have a gif that would completely ruin it for you if you want it?
I have a gif that would completely ruin it for you if you want it?
#68 to #41 - padawonjohn
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(09/30/2013) [-]
oh **** that thread.

That was a good day
#63 to #41 - WhereMehSammich
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(09/30/2013) [-]
SPOILER ALERT

Walter White gets cancer
#74 to #63 - steammadewalrus
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(09/30/2013) [-]
#36 - rmdx
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(09/30/2013) [-]
What really happened
What really happened
#49 to #36 - iluvnutella
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#67 to #49 - trystanvierra
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(09/30/2013) [-]
May his antlers grace us with a plentiful harvest.
#129 to #36 - trollolololgabe
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(10/01/2013) [-]
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#30 - ultimatebadass
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(09/30/2013) [-]
My family had a breaking bad party for the finale last night, it was awesome. We had a hiesenberg cake and Los Pollos chicken bucket(with KFC in it of course) blue cupcakes with blue sprinkles, just everything
#31 to #30 - ultimatebadass
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#34 - theluppijackal ONLINE
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(09/30/2013) [-]
I gotta be honest
if I had a boyfriend and he interupted my breaking bad
Our relationship would be on rocks minerals for a few days
#7 - Spitfirex
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Basically told her, to go **** herself.