Islammed. Joke I heard.. A Muslim convicted both his wives of adultery. Two birds, one stoning. two Birds one Stoning
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Islammed

A Muslim convicted both
his wives of adultery.
Two birds, one stoning.
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Submitted: 04/18/2013
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#10 - probablynaked (04/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#13 - LeaderOfAnon (04/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Once at a party, I may have took some drugs. I imagined throwing a pigeon at a hawk so hard that they both exploded.

Killing two birds while stoned
#14 - imaan (04/19/2013) [-]
For a woman to get stoned for adultery
3 witnesses have to see the act. while all 3 of them pray 5 times a day every day. If one of them ever skipped a prayer then he is not a valid witness and therefore the claim cannot be accepted
#11 - hookasmoka (04/19/2013) [-]
Gif Related....
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#8 - levchenko (04/19/2013) [-]
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They always joke before a bombing!
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