Happy 9-11. . What' s the difference between a cow and a tragedy? Most Americans don' tknow how to milk a cow.. the only 9/11 posts ive seen today are the ones saying we cry about it too much. hypocrisy much? Tragedy nine ele
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Happy 9-11

What' s the difference between a cow and a tragedy?
Most Americans don' tknow how to milk a cow.
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#109 - regularneega **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #135 - quincyadam (09/12/2012) [-]
The Twin Towers...

...is my favorite LOTR movie
#90 - BuddyTorre **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #91 to #90 - xxxmisterxxx (09/12/2012) [-]
Holy **** they even made memorial wine ?!
#112 to #91 - naeoro (09/12/2012) [-]
They made a memorial everything   
Because U.S.A.
They made a memorial everything
Because U.S.A.
User avatar #124 to #91 - grantanater (09/12/2012) [-]
it's the blood of all the victims.
User avatar #5 - thejerseyjenn (09/11/2012) [-]
i do indeed know how to milk a cow.
#26 - captnpl (09/12/2012) [-]
What if I told you

that America is the world's largest producer of dairy products
User avatar #28 to #26 - anonymousattorney (09/12/2012) [-]
Thought that'd be India, but ok.
User avatar #32 to #28 - zhaffy (09/12/2012) [-]
I don't think Indians would want to export much of their "Holy Water" , seeing as to most of them worship cows.
User avatar #205 to #32 - anonymousattorney (09/12/2012) [-]
I wasn't talking about exporting; just referring to the actual production of the dairy products.
#44 to #32 - mahavir (09/12/2012) [-]
Milk mostly comes from Buffalo..

Also, We dont worship cows as you people think. Its more like, we dont kill them for burgers, and their piss is used for some holy purposes sometimes.
User avatar #84 to #26 - mcdonaldscupinc (09/12/2012) [-]
That is because america is the worlds largest consumer of dairy products.
#122 - facedodge (09/12/2012) [-]
Constantly thumbs up Feels to show they care about **** .

9/11 hurr durr
User avatar #144 to #122 - wesselite (09/12/2012) [-]
we are part of the internet, we have a strange taste in...stuff
User avatar #199 to #122 - reretzu (09/12/2012) [-]
It's probably because most feel stories aren't 11 years old.
User avatar #129 to #122 - lawyerdude (09/12/2012) [-]
Remember: NO LOGIC
User avatar #107 - thefunnykiller (09/12/2012) [-]
Um, excuse me? As an American I am really ******* offended. We DO know how to milk cows! Farmers are the backbone of America after all!
#3 - Aleafe (09/11/2012) [-]
the only 9/11 posts ive seen today are the ones saying we cry about it too much. hypocrisy much?
the only 9/11 posts ive seen today are the ones saying we cry about it too much. hypocrisy much?
User avatar #83 - ruebezahl (09/12/2012) [-]
I am amazed that there still so many sufferers of butthurtitis in the comments.

I remember quite well how after 9/11 for a long time, nobody... really nobody dared to joke about it. Nothing. No humor whatsoever. For years. Even my (at the time) favorite funny website "The Onion" did not touch the subject at all.

But when in 2004, the tsunami in the Indian Ocean killed 230,000 people, The Onion had a funny article about it within one week of the event.
#116 to #83 - themanagerr (09/12/2012) [-]
Not all American's find the Tsunami funny; I didn't. There's also a huge difference between the rest of America, and people from New York and New Jersey who understand what it's like to lose people you love in a tragedy. I'm from New York and I knew several people who died in the terrorist attacks, so its way more offensive to me to see pokes making fun at it.
#118 to #116 - themanagerr (09/12/2012) [-]
posts* not pokes
User avatar #94 to #83 - bemmo (09/12/2012) [-]
Heh, butthurtitis. The itis suffix actually means 'inflamation of the', so apparently there are a lot of people with inflamed butthurt. Sounds even worse than usual.
User avatar #101 to #94 - SilentStranger (09/12/2012) [-]
"inflamed butthurt"

Lmfao! xD
#86 to #83 - smithysmithy (09/12/2012) [-]
Thats because a lot of Americans only give a **** about what affects them. im not being anti-american or anything but they aren't really renown for their great knowledge and understanding of other cultures.

for example i have met tonnes of Americans who thought new Zealand and Australia are in Europe -_-
#93 to #86 - sighkopff (09/12/2012) [-]
I hope you don't think all Americans are like that.
#223 to #93 - smithysmithy (09/13/2012) [-]
na of course i don't its just ignorant people piss me off and unfortunately the first americans i met really were so the image has kinda stuck :/

but i don't dislike americans at all i have some close friends that are yanks. its just some people (loud butthurt ignorant selfish and retarded) that i dont :)
#88 to #86 - mainstreamusername (09/12/2012) [-]
Hey, Euro faggot! MERICA!

Not really, I try to be understanding of other cultures and I happen to be in two advanced classes. I do agree with you on the fact that most Americans take advantage of and throw away their education though.
User avatar #111 to #88 - ilovehitler (09/12/2012) [-]
I get the feeling most people didn't look past your first line...
User avatar #218 to #111 - mainstreamusername (09/12/2012) [-]
Haha, I don't think so either. Oh well.
User avatar #2 - Icedangel (09/11/2012) [-]
Same joke on front page, different punchline.

hawhaw Americans milk 9/11. Hilarious.

I find it interesting that most the 9/11 posts today are by non-Americans loling at how much Americans are still talking about 9/11.
#18 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
9-11 wasn't a tragedy, you dickhole. 9-11 was a terrorist attack. When a 2 year old gets brain cancer, that is a tragedy. A ******* terrorist attack is not a tragedy, it's a deliberate act. Such a ******** .
#37 to #18 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
deliberate attacks happen all the ******* time. has your family members have been killed by gang banger drug cartels? **** you nobody gives a **** about anyone in that dies to violence in america, as long as a handful of douches blow up a building of a 1000 people justifies sending another 10000 of our men and women to die!
#65 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm an American and I found this absolutely hilarious. In fact; all the posts making fun of 9/11 are hilarious to me.

To the butthurt fags complaining about it, consider the following: compared to the sort of things one would come across as a physicist; the knowledge, understanding, dwarfing realizations; a bunch of people dying in 9/11 is HORRIBLY MINESCULE. Get over it.

For instance: 2,752 deaths are known for that day. (the majority when compared to every other culture were British, by the way) Now compare that many deaths to the billions of tons of matter than is destroyed by a black hole every day.

#97 to #65 - sighkopff (09/12/2012) [-]
ALL of them are funny to you? Hm. You have an interesting sense of humor.

I find about 50% to be funny and 50% to be kind of retarded and poorly thought out.
User avatar #48 - atikoon (09/12/2012) [-]
I saw this one earlier on /b/, but the answer was. You stop milk a cow after 11 years ._.
#165 - froglordy (09/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #169 to #165 - illegalartist (09/12/2012) [-]
you can almost hear "allahu ackbar"
User avatar #190 to #169 - eyemeralds (09/12/2012) [-]
Abubu Akbar
#195 to #169 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
at least spell it right, ******* .
User avatar #196 to #195 - illegalartist (09/12/2012) [-]
sorry, i wasn't paying attention that day in Jihad school. :(
#27 - I Am Monkey (09/12/2012) [-]
Accuses you of milking 9/11
While milking 9/11
#8 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
9/11 jokes aren't funny .......... plain and simple
User avatar #20 to #8 - qdmin (09/12/2012) [-]
You need to plane and simply shut the **** up
User avatar #33 to #20 - supername ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Well, that joke crashed and burned.
User avatar #19 - trojanmannn (09/12/2012) [-]
you milk saying americans milk 9/11
#24 - allamericandude (09/12/2012) [-]
England has a holiday dedicated to a failed terrorist attack that happened on the 5th of November, 1605--over 400 years ago.

And yet we're the "over-patriotic milkers" for remembering 9/11.
#87 to #24 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
what does the guy fawkes mask have to do with that **** ?
User avatar #89 to #87 - masterboll (09/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #85 to #24 - Hayzer (09/12/2012) [-]
We're pro-terrorist attack though so it's okay.
User avatar #123 to #24 - Faz (09/12/2012) [-]
The difference is we are celebrating the failure, not mourning an event which on global standards wasn't too bad of a thing

Okay Americans i am prepared for your red thumbs but really think about it. 9/11 compared to all the disasters/tragic events in the world was tiny yet its always brought up as the worst thing to ever happen by some Americans. (note how i dont group every American into this because i know a lot of Americans no longer care about 9/11) It was 11 years ago, you think you can get past it yet? Especially since your military has to date killed 108,000-118,000 civilians in Iraq, its like some kid in the play ground came up to you and punched you in the arm so you decided to burn down his house with his entire family inside.
#63 to #24 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
At least they're celebrating a success.
User avatar #70 - alfjnn (09/12/2012) [-]
Seen too many bitch fights for me to care.

Also OP, aren't you technically Milking 9/11?
User avatar #71 to #70 - alfjnn (09/12/2012) [-]
Also is it wrong that I lost family in 9/11 and yet I still find all these jokes hilarious?
#79 to #71 - acanthous (09/12/2012) [-]
Actually I take my hat off to you! You have moved on with you're life and know that all things become a joke sooner or later. And that you're ability to see the humour in said jokes shows that you have indeed moved on and accepted what has happened has happened!
User avatar #80 to #79 - alfjnn (09/12/2012) [-]
Well yeah bro.
My sense of humor is the most valuable thing in my life, it's gotten me through some serious **** , you can't take things so seriously (For eleven years) Gotta get over it eventually.
User avatar #74 to #71 - harryboom (09/12/2012) [-]
yeah man i kind of does
User avatar #76 to #74 - alfjnn (09/12/2012) [-]
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#14 - holdfast (09/12/2012) [-]
I've never seen one American milk 9/11 at all. We remember every year like we should. That's it. You people are pants on head retarded.
#31 to #14 - varrlegrimscythe (09/12/2012) [-]
Here you go sir.
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