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Hearts. Yes, yes you did.. Did you know that the 'ico! yit Valentine' s heart wane is not actually halted an ' i) it a airman heart, but rather on the maize of

Yes, yes you did.

Did you know that the 'ico! yit Valentine' s heart wane is not
actually halted an ' i) it a airman heart, but rather on
the maize of female bending over?
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#30 - Bforbacon (09/23/2012) [-]
Hey Leonard..

>The audience is mostly silent, but there are a few murmurs of anticipation for the coming punchline..

...Hey Sheldon

>The audience starts to crack, a few nervous chuckles are heard

I've made a flowchart showing the algorithm for
ordering food from a Chinese restaurant. Would you like to see it?

>The audience loses control and bursts out in full riotous laughter. A few lose control of their bodily functions, flinging saliva and mucus around the room.

...I'd rather not.

>The audience bursts out, some visibly rolling in the aisles. The laughter reaches the audible level of a Judas Priest concert, but ultimately nothing out of the ordinary occurs in the studio. But at that moment, somewhere in the night, a child is born in an inner-city hospital. A child born of the concentrated cacophony of the studio audience, his dark birth kiIIing his mother and ushering in a new age, a dark age. An age of suffering for the entirety of humanity.
#150 to #30 - respectthehobbits (09/23/2012) [-]
This is the first comment I've ever favorited. Thank you
This is the first comment I've ever favorited. Thank you
User avatar #85 to #30 - nightmaren (09/23/2012) [-]
That was glorious.
#39 to #30 - Jameshaich (09/23/2012) [-]
Studio audeices are meant to laugh.
It's like being a crowd, if you laugh everything is funnier.
But one - on - one it usually isn't.
I hate it, but if it makes the show slightly funniers for some, then so be it.
User avatar #49 to #39 - bostpost (09/23/2012) [-]
thats why "Curb your Enthusiasm" is the most awkward show in history.
#95 - remethe (09/23/2012) [-]
**remethe rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Why Halo there! ** little asses you say
**remethe rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Why Halo there! ** little asses you say
#109 to #95 - jalthelas (09/23/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #300409 at Item Discussion **



That's a damn fine roll you got yourself, son.
User avatar #127 to #95 - mrvoorhees (09/23/2012) [-]
Not gonna lie, First time I played that game and saw the female spartan I was like " Damn, nice ass".
#140 to #127 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
that's cool, considering that game isn't even out yet.
User avatar #156 to #140 - mrvoorhees (09/23/2012) [-]
Just magic like that, I guess.
#96 to #95 - poopyloopy (09/23/2012) [-]
Excellent roll
#53 - Girondins (09/23/2012) [-]
This is now your new wallpaper.
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#88 - robbayyy (09/23/2012) [-]
"LOL I LUV TBBT IM SO LIKE SHELDON xD"

-Every adolescent girl in America
User avatar #93 to #88 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/23/2012) [-]
My ******* teacher is like that. I want to tell her off so bad.
#24 - warrenzthehero (09/23/2012) [-]
Through many hard and arduous seconds of Wikipedia research, I have concluded that there are 43 main theories on the origin of the heart symbol.
1) A human heart from a certain angle. (picture)
2) The shape of the seed of a silphium plant, believed by some to have served as an ancient contraceptive.
3) A spread vulva.
4) An ass.
User avatar #36 to #24 - xxDestinyxx (09/23/2012) [-]
You also forgot the testicles.
User avatar #105 to #36 - warrenzthehero (09/23/2012) [-]
That's an upside-down heart.
#26 to #24 - warrenzthehero (09/23/2012) [-]
Silphium seed
#38 to #26 - nooc (09/23/2012) [-]
Its cream pie....-ing
#58 to #38 - scarytown (09/23/2012) [-]
well....yes, it certainly looks like it, but the common name of this flower is called a "bleeding heart", so no....it's bleeding.
User avatar #40 to #38 - ing (09/23/2012) [-]
wat
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#79 to #1 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
Ancient *Rome
#45 - bostpost (09/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#46 to #45 - bostpost (09/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#114 - killburn (09/23/2012) [-]
Sheldon: "I forsee no large upcoming expenditures, unless they develop an affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with adamantium like Wolverine."

(Audience begins to laugh as one. The torrent of sound that ensues is near-deafening and all-encompassing. Several audience members fall to their knees in a vain attempt to regain their compsure)

Penny: "Are they working on that?"

(An extreme hush falls across the captive listeners. A few nervous giggles before all voices are extinguished, and faces are lit in delight and anticipation of the ultimate punchline.)

Sheldon: "I sincerely hope so."

(6 people die instantly. A shockwave with the force of 10 Hiroshima bombings erupts from the studio, causing billions of dollars worth of damage. The surviving audience members begin urinating and vomiting on each other, all while laughing uncontrollably from the funniest joke ever told. The turds arrive. Thousands of turds, each one seemingly larger than the last, all of which slowly seeps into the eyes and nasal cavities of the hysterical audience. Their lungs are permeated completely with their own turds. They hang lax, spirits unbroken, yet defeated by the poop. They will never be the same.)
#151 to #114 - oniguru (09/23/2012) [-]
Kind of reminds me of Dookie Island.
#154 to #114 - thesmilyingdawg (09/23/2012) [-]
two and a half men in a nutshell
two and a half men in a nutshell
User avatar #157 to #114 - graphically (09/24/2012) [-]
You must be new to television.
User avatar #121 to #114 - crabypatty (09/23/2012) [-]
Back to 4chan with you. Go home.
#44 - pillowmeister (09/23/2012) [-]
OH MAY GAWD A POPULAR SHOW HAS BEEN CAPTIONED   
HOW FUUNEI   
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
OH MAY GAWD A POPULAR SHOW HAS BEEN CAPTIONED
HOW FUUNEI
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
User avatar #123 - secondlawprevails ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Or upside down testicles
#131 to #123 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
actually, yeah, the symbol came from testicles because they were the life giving part of humanity
User avatar #128 to #123 - princebroken (09/23/2012) [-]
so we have been drawing testicles?
#132 to #128 - secondlawprevails ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
allow me to demonstrate
User avatar #130 to #128 - secondlawprevails ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Yup turn a heart upside down and you can see 'em clear as day
#97 - tiemparadox (09/23/2012) [-]
**tiemparadox rolled a random image posted in comment #798021 at MLP Friendly Board **
#107 to #97 - analsurgery (09/23/2012) [-]
What is this? two rolls related with asses in a ass's thread
#110 to #107 - tiemparadox (09/23/2012) [-]
**tiemparadox rolled a random image posted in comment #1161083 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** Magic
#57 - pepemex (09/23/2012) [-]
MFW TBBT
User avatar #59 - vladhellsing (09/23/2012) [-]
Actually it was invented by a monk during the Middle Ages when he was sending letters to his girlfriend but wasn't allowed to write anything to risqué. So instead of writing "I wanna **** you" (which would've got him in trouble with the clergy) he instead sealed his letters by dipping the bottom of his bellend in wax & stamping it on the page - hence the odd shape. He told questioning clergy members that it was a 'symbol of love' and was hence adopted into Western symbolism.

Kind of disturbing when you see guys with a heart tattoo on their arms with the word 'mother' written underneath them.
#3 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
This is just one of hundreds of facts this show gets wrong
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#144 - ninootendoo (09/23/2012) [-]
**ninootendoo rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at This is not a good title. **
User avatar #119 - Ferscot (09/23/2012) [-]
Actually it's based on the shape of a leaf of a plant that was once used as a tea for Birth Control. Kind of like the pill.
#103 - bentense (09/23/2012) [-]
Let's face it, I think it's sexual attraction.

Are you sure it isn't aliens?
#117 to #108 - chiefrunnyjeans (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh 			****		, it's wizard aliens!
Oh **** , it's wizard aliens!
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