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    #51 - englman#159 on contentRank#159
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    If I was a water bender and had to kill someone evil, I'd do it as follows:   
   
Shoot ice arrows up through the ground/persons feet that would hook them to the ground. Then I would command an ice spire to shoot up in-between the persons legs and stop center-mass. Afterwards, I would cause the ice to "snowflake" out of the persons body.   
   
It would be an agonizing and beautiful death..   
   
←My MS Paint Skills depicting it.
    If I was a water bender and had to kill someone evil, I'd do it as follows:

    Shoot ice arrows up through the ground/persons feet that would hook them to the ground. Then I would command an ice spire to shoot up in-between the persons legs and stop center-mass. Afterwards, I would cause the ice to "snowflake" out of the persons body.

    It would be an agonizing and beautiful death..

    ←My MS Paint Skills depicting it.
    User avatar#120 to #51 - viscerys
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Or bend their blood out through their mouth, or make their veins explode outwards.
    #127 to #120 - englman#159 on contentRank#159
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Or decrease the amount of blood to any part of their body, thus weakening it. You could make their rectum prolapse by will.
    Or decrease the amount of blood to any part of their body, thus weakening it. You could make their rectum prolapse by will.
    User avatar#128 to #127 - viscerys
    Reply+1
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Ew.
    User avatar#81 to #51 - octaviano
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    YOU WILL TURN INTO AN UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE WHEN YOU DIE.
    #64 to #51 - lonemercenary**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#65 to #64 - englman#159 on contentRank#159
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Awesome lol Something cool about water bending is how creative/versatile it can be. You could boil the person, freeze them, dehydrate them, even make them combust if you increased the temperature by taking away the cold. The possibilities are limitless.
    #116 to #65 - anon id: 9ce44622
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    hate to be that guy, but... cold is just the absence of heat energy, I dig your thought process but i think only firebenders have the power to add that kind of energy for combustion/boiling of fluids. Unless I missed some lore, in which case i shall gladly submit to seppuku.
    User avatar#123 to #116 - englman#159 on contentRank#159
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    It's safe to assume Water benders can reduce/increase kinetic energy (make liquids freeze/boil) Combustion is different though I guess. I see your point. But they could at least make it much easier for certain things to catch on fire lol. They could super-dehydrate a field of wheat, then use the steam to make it very hot in one area and that MIGHT result in a fire?
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    User avatar#69 to #67 - englman#159 on contentRank#159
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    I like the way you think lmao.
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    User avatar#124 to #73 - englman#159 on contentRank#159
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    AWESOME
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    User avatar#129 to #126 - englman#159 on contentRank#159
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    They really are lol and this is just the "destruction of a life" aspect of it. There's like a billion other areas you could do things also lol. I wish I was a water-bender.
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    User avatar#62 to #51 - zandersave
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    seems like it would work better/faster with earth bending
    User avatar#63 to #62 - englman#159 on contentRank#159
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Probably so, but I love Ice/Snow/Water lol. Besides, with earth bending you probably couldn't give someone an Aneurysm. That would be the ultimate assassination technique. Water benders would be gods.
    User avatar#136 to #63 - doyouevenupload
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    water bending is the best option, Snowboard everywhere, surf everywhere, make people drown, make people piss them self, and all the possibilities with girls.
    #145 to #136 - englman#159 on contentRank#159
    Reply0
    (01/29/2013)[-]
    You sir, are a genius.
    You sir, are a genius.
    #148 to #145 - doyouevenupload
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Thanks. have this cute gif.
    Thanks. have this cute gif.
    #54 to #51 - finishhimlarry
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    Nice paint skills!
    User avatar#55 to #54 - englman#159 on contentRank#159
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    Thanks friend :)
    #52 to #51 - anon id: 70c3a16e
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    I see you spend a lot of time thinking about this stuff.
    User avatar#53 to #52 - englman#159 on contentRank#159
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    (01/29/2013)[-]
    It's pretty fun to think about lol. The show could be BRUTAL is it wasn't a "kids cartoon."
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