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User avatar #24 - tigeruppercut (05/05/2012) [-]
FOUR SCORE!
And 65 years in the past
I won the civil war with my beard
Now I'm here to whoop your ass!
User avatar #201 to #24 - tigeruppercut (05/05/2012) [-]
I am proud of this epic thread :D
User avatar #52 to #24 - megamanfan (05/05/2012) [-]
4 score= 80 years. i think a score is 20 years
User avatar #53 to #52 - dustyshane (05/05/2012) [-]
That's correct.
User avatar #25 to #24 - klukkluk (05/05/2012) [-]
I’ve read up on your facts
You cure cancer with your tears?
Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career?
User avatar #26 to #25 - tigeruppercut (05/05/2012) [-]
You're a washed up has-been
On TV selling total gyms
And you're gonna lose this battle like you lost return of the dragon
User avatar #27 to #26 - klukkluk (05/05/2012) [-]
I’ll rip your chest hairs out
Put em’ in my mouth
I’ll squash you like I squashed the South
User avatar #33 to #27 - alltimetens (05/05/2012) [-]
And I was like baby, baby, baby OH!
User avatar #61 to #33 - dachief (05/05/2012) [-]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
#29 to #27 - nandolover (05/05/2012) [-]
I've never told a lie
and I won't start now
You're a horse with a limp
I'll put you down!
User avatar #38 to #29 - navystone (05/05/2012) [-]
This isn't Gettysburg punk is suggest retreating.
User avatar #39 to #38 - samxdaxman (05/05/2012) [-]
for i invented rap music when my heart started beating
User avatar #40 to #39 - navystone (05/05/2012) [-]
Chuck Norris Doesnt battle he just alows you to lose.
User avatar #41 to #40 - samxdaxman (05/05/2012) [-]
my raps will blow your mind like a verbal john wilkes booth.
User avatar #42 to #41 - navystone (05/05/2012) [-]
I have my face on the side of a mountain! You Voted for John McCain!
User avatar #43 to #42 - samxdaxman (05/05/2012) [-]
ive gotta bucket full of my head AND IMMA BOUT TO MAKE IT RAIN!
User avatar #44 to #43 - navystone (05/05/2012) [-]
You Block bullets with your beard? I catch them with my skull!
User avatar #45 to #44 - samxdaxman (05/05/2012) [-]
id make fun of walker texas ranger but ive never even seen that show?
User avatar #46 to #45 - navystone (05/05/2012) [-]
I AM CHUCK ******* NORRIS! I SPREAD MORE BLOOD AND GORE THEN FOUR SCORE THEN YOUR PUNY CIVIL WAR!
User avatar #200 to #46 - tigeruppercut (05/05/2012) [-]
BITCH!
User avatar #47 to #46 - samxdaxman (05/05/2012) [-]
I SPLIT THE UNION WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! (ps you forgot the "bitch" at the end)
User avatar #48 to #47 - navystone (05/05/2012) [-]
(My Bad) I wear a Black belt on the beard that grows on dick!
User avatar #49 to #48 - samxdaxman (05/05/2012) [-]
i attack sharks, when i smell them bleed!
User avatar #50 to #49 - navystone (05/05/2012) [-]
I don't go swimming! Water just wants to be around me.
User avatar #51 to #50 - samxdaxman (05/05/2012) [-]
my fists make the speed of light WISH that it was faster!
User avatar #161 to #51 - huntinguy (05/05/2012) [-]
I cant reply to the end but u forgot epic!! rap!! battles of history!!!1!!!!
User avatar #54 to #51 - navystone (05/05/2012) [-]
You may have freed the slaves but chuck is EVERYONES MASTER
#93 to #54 - MrTacos (05/05/2012) [-]
Most epic thread ever O-o
Most epic thread ever O-o
User avatar #55 to #54 - samxdaxman (05/05/2012) [-]
WHO WON?!?!?!?!? WHOS NEXT?!?!?!?!?!!? YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!
#30 to #29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/05/2012) [-]
Nice peter and epic loyde

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