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#24 - tigeruppercut
Reply +25
(05/05/2012) [-]
FOUR SCORE!
And 65 years in the past
I won the civil war with my beard
Now I'm here to whoop your ass!
#201 to #24 - tigeruppercut
Reply 0
(05/05/2012) [-]
I am proud of this epic thread :D
#52 to #24 - megamanfan
Reply +1
(05/05/2012) [-]
4 score= 80 years. i think a score is 20 years
#53 to #52 - dustyshane
Reply +1
(05/05/2012) [-]
That's correct.
#25 to #24 - klukkluk
Reply +12
(05/05/2012) [-]
I’ve read up on your facts
You cure cancer with your tears?
Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career?
#26 to #25 - tigeruppercut
Reply +11
(05/05/2012) [-]
You're a washed up has-been
On TV selling total gyms
And you're gonna lose this battle like you lost return of the dragon
#27 to #26 - klukkluk
Reply +8
(05/05/2012) [-]
I’ll rip your chest hairs out
Put em’ in my mouth
I’ll squash you like I squashed the South
#33 to #27 - alltimetens
Reply -17
(05/05/2012) [-]
And I was like baby, baby, baby OH!
#61 to #33 - dachief
Reply -7
(05/05/2012) [-]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
#29 to #27 - nandolover
Reply +7
(05/05/2012) [-]
I've never told a lie
and I won't start now
You're a horse with a limp
I'll put you down!
#38 to #29 - navystone
Reply +4
(05/05/2012) [-]
This isn't Gettysburg punk is suggest retreating.
#39 to #38 - samxdaxman
Reply +5
(05/05/2012) [-]
for i invented rap music when my heart started beating
#40 to #39 - navystone
Reply +4
(05/05/2012) [-]
Chuck Norris Doesnt battle he just alows you to lose.
#41 to #40 - samxdaxman
Reply +6
(05/05/2012) [-]
my raps will blow your mind like a verbal john wilkes booth.
#42 to #41 - navystone
Reply +5
(05/05/2012) [-]
I have my face on the side of a mountain! You Voted for John McCain!
#43 to #42 - samxdaxman
Reply +6
(05/05/2012) [-]
ive gotta bucket full of my head AND IMMA BOUT TO MAKE IT RAIN!
#44 to #43 - navystone
Reply +5
(05/05/2012) [-]
You Block bullets with your beard? I catch them with my skull!
#45 to #44 - samxdaxman
Reply +5
(05/05/2012) [-]
id make fun of walker texas ranger but ive never even seen that show?
#46 to #45 - navystone
Reply +5
(05/05/2012) [-]
I AM CHUCK ******* NORRIS! I SPREAD MORE BLOOD AND GORE THEN FOUR SCORE THEN YOUR PUNY CIVIL WAR!
#200 to #46 - tigeruppercut
Reply 0
(05/05/2012) [-]
BITCH!
#47 to #46 - samxdaxman
Reply +6
(05/05/2012) [-]
I SPLIT THE UNION WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! (ps you forgot the "bitch" at the end)
#48 to #47 - navystone
Reply +5
(05/05/2012) [-]
(My Bad) I wear a Black belt on the beard that grows on dick!
#49 to #48 - samxdaxman
Reply +5
(05/05/2012) [-]
i attack sharks, when i smell them bleed!
#50 to #49 - navystone
Reply +4
(05/05/2012) [-]
I don't go swimming! Water just wants to be around me.
#51 to #50 - samxdaxman
Reply +5
(05/05/2012) [-]
my fists make the speed of light WISH that it was faster!
#161 to #51 - huntinguy
Reply +1
(05/05/2012) [-]
I cant reply to the end but u forgot epic!! rap!! battles of history!!!1!!!!
#54 to #51 - navystone
Reply +4
(05/05/2012) [-]
You may have freed the slaves but chuck is EVERYONES MASTER
#93 to #54 - MrTacos
0
(05/05/2012) [-]
Most epic thread ever O-o
Most epic thread ever O-o
#55 to #54 - samxdaxman
+5
(05/05/2012) [-]
WHO WON?!?!?!?!? WHOS NEXT?!?!?!?!?!!? YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!
#30 to #29 - anon
Reply 0
(05/05/2012) [-]
Nice peter and epic loyde