Polonium Bending. Credit goes to xkcd, comic 965 tags are a lie. i love you
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#6 - icameheretotroll
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(06/22/2013) [-]
So that's why Aang died young
#23 to #6 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
around 160 years?
#37 to #6 - markertemp
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Didn't he grow to an adult after being frozen for 100 years?
#7 to #6 - captnnorway
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Nah ... The iceberg caught up to him.
#28 to #6 - meganinja
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(06/22/2013) [-]
'young' so it's not like he lived over 100 years or anything.
#60 to #28 - marinald
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Well he died young relative to some other Avatars.
#10 to #6 - motherfuckingkenji
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Well he certainly wasn't bald by choice.





**** your "But he had hair later" ****, just let me have my cancer joke.
#17 to #10 - noutvissers
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(06/22/2013) [-]
But he had hair later.
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#11 to #10 - icameheretotroll
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#33 to #10 - chuckiefinster
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(06/22/2013) [-]
he went through kemo
#14 - heartgoldawesome
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#1 - mrsnowballs
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I like it!
#15 - somedudeandahobo ONLINE
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#67 to #15 - cluediamond
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#19 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Yeah... hate to break it to you guys, but this doesn't make any sense. Fire is oxygen and carbon, water is hydrogen and oxygen, air could be almost any of the gases and earth could be a whole shtload of things! Avatar still wins.
#30 to #19 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Hate to break it to you, fellow Anon.. but Water, Earth, Fire and Air. Is basic elements of the whole god damn ****. everything is related to it. faggot
#35 to #19 - amuro
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(06/22/2013) [-]
You are a waste of sperm.
#48 to #19 - freakanator
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(06/22/2013) [-]
you dense mother ******
#31 to #19 - dashgamer
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(06/22/2013) [-]
And the other guy is the master of those and everything else. Enjoy watching your body degrade and fall apart before your eyes from the radiation.
And the other guy is the master of those and everything else. Enjoy watching your body degrade and fall apart before your eyes from the radiation.
#55 to #19 - batmansbong
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(06/22/2013) [-]
couldnt wait to use this
couldnt wait to use this
#32 to #19 - lucianolp
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I know very basic chemistry, but I feel as though this gif belongs here.
I know very basic chemistry, but I feel as though this gif belongs here.
#36 to #19 - markertemp
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Just wait 'till I figure out what Ununoctium bending does to you.
#43 to #36 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
correct me if i am wrong but isent unonoctium an element that has to be made manually? and i also heard it breaks down to nothing in a few seconds.
#46 to #43 - markertemp
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I don't even think anyone really knows what Ununoctium is. The name is a placeholder.

*looks up Ununoctium while typing*

Yeah, no one's really sure,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ununoctium

#41 to #19 - patriotpenguin ONLINE
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#44 to #19 - mtandy
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Hate to break it to you, but fire is plasma, what you perceive as fire is the area in which the atoms of the element that makes up the surroundings have enough energy to have their electrons excited, after which they drop back to their original orbit, releasing photons in the process.
#83 to #44 - zorororonoa
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#49 to #44 - freakanator
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#22 to #19 - zomaru ONLINE
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Avatar now has Radiation poisoning. Avatar loses eventually after a lengthy battle with cancer.
#24 to #22 - yourdadsdad
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(06/22/2013) [-]
At least he won't lose his hair...
#27 to #24 - secondlawprevails
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#8 - potilas
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#62 - fistofpain
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#79 - phsycokidx
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(06/22/2013) [-]
1. Become gold bender.

2. ???

3. Profit.
#87 to #79 - sabcy
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(06/22/2013) [-]
You do know that would be pointless. Gold is one of the softest rocks/metal/material in the world.
#94 to #87 - arstya
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(06/22/2013) [-]
It's valuable.
#97 to #94 - sabcy
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(06/22/2013) [-]
still can't pull it out of the ground.
#93 to #87 - wheresthefudge
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(06/22/2013) [-]
But a goldbender could pull the gold out of the ground (or surreptitiously pull it from people's jewelry).
#95 to #93 - sabcy
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(06/22/2013) [-]
due to the softness of gold, all you would do is smash against the rocks above.
#110 to #95 - wheresthefudge
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Gold is more dense than water, and waterbenders pull water out of the ground or out of plants often in the Avatar universe.
Gold's softness and malleability would be invaluable here to guide it through the cracks in the rock.

Also: If you were a goldbender, you could form gold jewelry from solid blocks. This could more than halve the cost of your jewelry (once you take out the cost of the furnace and fuel for the furnace). Assuming your jewelry is of a similar quality as other, traditional goldsmiths, the market would seem to favor your jewelry.
#111 to #110 - sabcy
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waterbenders use evaporation,heating up the water. They then cool it to form water. all I'm saying is he can't pull it out of the ground or off of someone, why am I getting so much hate and challenges.
#117 to #111 - wheresthefudge
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Probably because you're wrong. And no, that's not evaporation, that's reverse osmosis. A non-spontaneous process, and similar to the idea of useing goldbending to mine gold.
#107 to #95 - phsycokidx
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(06/22/2013) [-]
You would be pulling it at a molecular level. I doubt rocks can smash an atom.
#109 to #107 - sabcy
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(06/22/2013) [-]
no, but they can collide, forcing it to stop. However, this could be usefoul to make sinkholes
#112 to #109 - phsycokidx
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(06/22/2013) [-]
The gold member we are speaking of is the best bender of all time, because he was created by my own mind. He is also an ink bender and can break the 4th wall and bend the outlines of other cartoon characters to brutally murder them.


**** LOGIC
#116 to #112 - sabcy
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I don't even know what you said, yet I feel insulted. Please be more clear and concise with your language.
#121 to #116 - phsycokidx
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(06/22/2013) [-]
That's because I'm an insult bender. I also spoke in perfect english. You must have not gotten the joke. That's alright. I'm also a joke bender but, on a more concise note. My original comment was a joke referring to the comic above in which a bender could bend all of the chemical elements. Based on that ability I said gold bending would be profitable. It was a joke. If the comic and the show didn't follow the laws of physics, I don't know why you think my joke would.
#98 to #95 - arstya
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(06/22/2013) [-]
>Logic
>Bending

Pick one. It's god damn magic, man.
#106 to #98 - sabcy
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(06/22/2013) [-]
but it does follow physics. earthbenders pick denser boulders, which they then throw, firebenders can't function without dryish air, air bender can't bend under water, waterbenders can't make water. Gold would not come out of the ground, and if you remember, benders can't move most objects, like how tohf couldn't simply rip the box open, she had to use physical force whilst weakening the metal.
#115 to #106 - wheresthefudge
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Airbenders routinely bend air underwater, firebenders have been shown firebending in the rian (that's more than 100% humidity by definition). Sure, gold wouldn't suddenly appear in the ground, but you could still locate and then pull out any veins. As to your comment about Toph, that was the very invention of metalbending, so of course it was rudimentary. Seen later, Lin Beifong was able to manipulate a metal whip and several metal walls/doors, even going so far as to use metalbending to pull her armor out of the closet and put it on.
#99 to #79 - deathcampforjewtie
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Okay, now what?
#108 to #99 - sabcy
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(06/22/2013) [-]
steal, everything.
#39 - andrewolfzoom
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(06/22/2013) [-]
**andrewolfzoom rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at can you see yoda? ** this is what am the master of.
#66 to #39 - jacksipian
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(06/22/2013) [-]
**jacksipian rolled a random image posted in comment #4720863 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** my mastery?
#42 to #39 - andrewolfzoom
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(06/22/2013) [-]
THE MASTER OF LIFTING HEAVY PIGS
#68 - internist
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(06/22/2013) [-]
>implying air, wind, water and earth are elements
#70 to #68 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
They are, you uncultural ****
#71 to #70 - internist
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Not in the same meaning as Polonium and, you know, all the other actual elements, you uneducated ****
#72 to #71 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
You piece of ****, what do you think H2O means? It's ****** water, a compound, so to say water is not an element, you are the uneducated ****.
#73 to #72 - thechosentroll
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(06/22/2013) [-]
This is the classiest science debate ever.
#82 to #72 - slayerofkings
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Compounds aren't elements. Hydrogen is an Element, Oxygen is an element. Water is made of elements, just like everything else, but its not an element.
#76 to #72 - internist
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Oh really? So you're saying everything is composed of atoms? Well thanks for the newsflash! Unfortunately that doesn't make everything an element.
#77 to #76 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
You piece of ass ****, never in my words did I say everything is composed of atoms or an element.
#80 to #77 - internist
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(06/22/2013) [-]
**** you dude, either you really are a ******* retard or you're the most pathetic troll I've ever met.
#81 to #80 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
**** you too, ass ****.
#75 to #68 - evilpotato
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(06/22/2013) [-]
That's the joke; it's the four "elements" vs the real elements.