Pessimists Against Optimists. I'm pretty oblivious to content, so I don't know if this joke has been done before. Also check out this video if you want to laugh
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Pessimists Against Optimists. I'm pretty oblivious to content, so I don't know if this joke has been done before. Also check out this video if you want to laugh

I'm pretty oblivious to content, so I don't know if this joke has been done before.
Also check out this video if you want to laugh, it had me in stitches.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoOIK7-q-A0&feature=autoplay&list=PL30BFB50685A0252B&playnext=15

Peti; Zionist Optimist Mentalist
The glass is "The glass is "I will destroy you"
half empty" half full"
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Submitted: 07/21/2012
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#2 - GaryJoke (07/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I don't own a glass...
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#8 - imanorphan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#40 - Jesusnipples (07/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Pessimist: Half empty
Optimist: Half full
Equalist: I will destroy you
Engineer: That glass is twice as big as it needs to be
Opportunist: I drank it while you bitches were arguing
Realist: I think that was piss

<-- Opportunist's face when
#70 - tehlulzbringer (07/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#34 - CatfishCrothers (07/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#49 - jojoho (07/21/2012) [-]
#96 - CoolStoryBrosky (07/21/2012) [-]
"The glass is double the size it needs to be" - Engineer
#59 - bigfootstick (07/21/2012) [-]
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#50 - zurk (07/21/2012) [-]
As long as the glass doesn't have a bendy straw in it.
As long as the glass doesn't have a bendy straw in it.
#3 - randomvillain (07/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
In order to determine whether the glass is half full or half empty I must first ask one question. What was I drinking?
#87 - ilynchnigs (07/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**ilynchnigs rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at your wish is my command ** kill them all
#60 - imagnetsux ONLINE (07/21/2012) [-]
lol you dead bitch
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#80 - atlaftw (07/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#32 - ronyx (07/21/2012) [-]
Consider the following.
#7 - crackboots (07/21/2012) [-]
engineer: that glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
#83 - tacblack (07/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - orangepikmin (07/21/2012) [-]
Opportunist: "That was a tasty glass of water!"
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#81 - potatotown (07/21/2012) [-]
mfw this post
mfw this post
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