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#852 - anonymous (07/21/2012) [-]
Guess what I'm doing right now....
I'm sitting in my chair laughing at every single one of you pathetic creepers!
The fact that you send this poor girl's photograph to forensics in the false hope that you will get laid by "Korra", is not only laughable, but highly scary at the same time.
In all reality, I fear for this young cosplayer. Desperate faggots like you do desperate things a lot of the time.
Even if this Korra character was a real person, what makes you think she'd go anywhere your mossy, mold covered peckers?
Just accept your cold realities and keep making sweet love to your hands.
#853 to #852 - anonymous (07/21/2012) [-]
One more thing: before you start saying I have no life...
I have a beautiful wife, a newborn son, and I have a job that pays $8.65 per hour. I'm getting a promotion at the end of the month, actually.

Sincerely,
Someone who just lost a bit more faith in humanity.
User avatar #873 to #853 - endorphinsrage (08/31/2012) [-]
Well looks who is a special toaster.
User avatar #865 to #853 - HostileAlex (07/27/2012) [-]
Dude. $8.50 an hour is nothing to brag about...
I'm at a part time internship and getting paid more than you...
User avatar #861 to #853 - patriotprideboy (07/24/2012) [-]
Don't worry, anon; it's OK to daydream.
User avatar #860 to #853 - nicfields (07/22/2012) [-]
8.50 is minimum wage in Illinois.
User avatar #854 to #853 - imakejewburgers (07/21/2012) [-]
Why would you brag about $8.65 an hour. I hope your wife has a job too.
#855 to #854 - anonymous (07/21/2012) [-]
It's $8.65 more than these mongoloids make! And yes, yes she does. She's in the medical field and makes twice what I do, actually.

Sincerely,
Get out of your mother's basement and pay some ******* taxes.
User avatar #857 to #855 - cookiedealer (07/22/2012) [-]
You must have a really good life working at McDonalds. I also realise that bragging to people you will never meet is fulfilling for you, but no one gives a **** , so get ****** .
User avatar #856 to #855 - imakejewburgers (07/21/2012) [-]
Good I'm happy that your wife has a job, for your son's sake. As for your signature, I have to wonder if that's what your father calls you or if you are trying to say that I live in my mother's basement. I live with my father, but seeing as I'm still in high school it's not very weird. When I do work I make $10 an hour. I really don't see what you have that makes you better than me, but hey you are excited about $8.65 an hour so I feel better knowing that you think bad of me.
#874 to #856 - vekslepenger (09/16/2012) [-]
I'm a norwegian, I'm on my first job, I go to school and i make 124 NOK an hour. Or according to the currency converter $ 21,80. This is no brag comment, it's very wierd to see that even in relatively (note "relatively") rich parts of the world there are so huge differences when it comes to money. The wealth of the average norwegian disgusts me. There are very few of the established part of the population that has to care about money at all. We are very good at bragging about how much money we give in aid to developing countries, help organizations and so on. I'm happy that we do that, but the point is that none of us is giving anything of themselves. No one even bothers to do a little research, we just gobble up what's pushed in their faces. It seems that we see developing countries as the neighbors pet. We'll pat it, offer it a little snack, but we never take responibility!

This is probably the wrong place to post this. And it's too long. And it's too compressd. Ech... I just had to blow off some steam.
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