Azula. you disappoint her. Does that mean you' killed peyrite? veg: rian, I only kill anonymis.. Azula can smooth talk anyone she wants, she doesn't need him. Even Azula hates edward
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Azula

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killed peyrite?
veg: rian, I
only kill anonymis.
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#3 - InfernalOneShot (05/28/2012) [-]
Azula can smooth talk anyone she wants, she doesn't need him.
Azula can smooth talk anyone she wants, she doesn't need him.
User avatar #25 to #3 - anonrandom (05/28/2012) [-]
I'd love complements so morbid
#2 - anon (05/28/2012) [-]
A vegetarian that kills animals?
#23 to #2 - resistancerises (05/28/2012) [-]
**** the spiderman threads!!! Hey fellow funnyjunkers...do you honestly think i give a
**** if you thumb this comment down?? NOPE!!
#34 to #23 - kingeckhardt (05/29/2012) [-]
Well I think that they're funny, and when you say "do you honestly think i give a
**** if you thumb this comment down?? NOPE!!" all I can think of is a hyperactive 12 year old begging for attention.
#20 to #2 - anon (05/28/2012) [-]
#24 to #2 - alemmen (05/28/2012) [-]
That's one of the ironies nowadays... That some stupid people who don't eat meat because they're are friends of the nature, of all animals... But they still buy and use leather clothes... So yeah, doesn't matter how stupid it sounds, there are vegetarians who kill animals.   
   
btw, i 			*******		 love bacon
That's one of the ironies nowadays... That some stupid people who don't eat meat because they're are friends of the nature, of all animals... But they still buy and use leather clothes... So yeah, doesn't matter how stupid it sounds, there are vegetarians who kill animals.

btw, i ******* love bacon
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User avatar #71 to #70 - Bad Man (05/29/2012) [-]
The male vampires aren't sterile, only the female ones are.
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User avatar #77 to #75 - commontroll (05/29/2012) [-]
Technically, since they spread vampirism.
User avatar #81 to #77 - anonymousattorney (05/29/2012) [-]
so, Vampirism is more or less a badass version of HIV...
User avatar #94 to #77 - dervishofwin (05/29/2012) [-]
Vampire = technically dead = no living cells = no living blood cells = how the **** do they get an erection


= Stephenie Meyer ****** up.
User avatar #102 to #94 - akkere (05/29/2012) [-]
Evidently, Stephanie Meyer's ace in the whole (or rather cheap-ass bitch move) was "THERE IS MIRACLES THAT CAN BE MADE FROM VAMPIRE VENOM"
#85 to #70 - galkawhm (05/29/2012) [-]
DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
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#89 to #86 - theenigma (05/29/2012) [-]
Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!
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#113 to #93 - theenigma (05/29/2012) [-]
Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
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User avatar #22 - mhden ONLINE (05/28/2012) [-]
No i am a Vegeterian , i kill vegetables.
*Imagine picture of a man in coma , because i couldnt find an apropriate one*
User avatar #19 - dmang (05/28/2012) [-]
>i'm a vegetarian
>only kill animals

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#64 - penhaligan (05/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #88 to #64 - ngaran (05/29/2012) [-]
Smooth, Azula.
#9 - corundum (05/28/2012) [-]
Do you think Azula's a better firebender than her father? I understand she can do blue fire, but I've never seen her do as much as this. I wish she was on one of the ships so we could see what she was like in comparison. Also to consider is that her dad once generated lightning in like, a second.
Do you think Azula's a better firebender than her father? I understand she can do blue fire, but I've never seen her do as much as this. I wish she was on one of the ships so we could see what she was like in comparison. Also to consider is that her dad once generated lightning in like, a second.
User avatar #28 to #9 - FuckYouFatBen (05/28/2012) [-]
That was only because of the Comet though. And i believe there is a difference between heat and skill. Remember, Zuko's was normal yet he was matched to Azula. Seeing how they only showed Ozai fight once though, i Believe Azula's creativity counted as an X Factor for her skill. While Ozai just did a stream of fire, Azula was creating Jets and Bombs and she actually flew without a ship.
User avatar #35 to #28 - toosexyforyou (05/29/2012) [-]
Airbenders are the only benders with unlimited flight. Firebenders can sustain flight as long as the Comet lasts
User avatar #36 to #35 - FuckYouFatBen (05/29/2012) [-]
Not unlimited flight, But when Azula shot fire out of her feet, She did gain Limited Flight. I can't be the only one who remember these scenes.
User avatar #37 to #36 - toosexyforyou (05/29/2012) [-]
Skilled firebenders can have unlimited flight during the comet. Any other time they can only sustain flight momentarily
User avatar #38 to #37 - FuckYouFatBen (05/29/2012) [-]
Thats what i meant. Thanks bro.
User avatar #39 to #38 - toosexyforyou (05/29/2012) [-]
You should check out the bending wikipedia page. It's really interesting. Every bending style has a specialty except for airbenders.
User avatar #55 to #39 - derpdaderp (05/29/2012) [-]
I thought there was sound bending?
User avatar #140 to #55 - toosexyforyou (05/29/2012) [-]
No there isn't but I hope there will be
User avatar #41 to #39 - FuckYouFatBen (05/29/2012) [-]
Thanks, i Always thought about what Air would have.. Fire Is lava, Earth is Metal, and Water is Blood. Maybe LoK will show the advanced air. But it could be so many things. It could be Gravity since Gravitons exist in the air. Or it could be Sound since it travels in the wind. For example Tenzin Screams into his palm and uses air bending to amplify it.
User avatar #42 to #41 - toosexyforyou (05/29/2012) [-]
I hope that they do have a special bending for air and soon but the special technique of unlimited flight is crazy good though
User avatar #43 to #42 - FuckYouFatBen (05/29/2012) [-]
See it's good for Escape, but it's not impossible for the other benders to achieve flight. it's not that Unique . They should have something that could devastate in a battle.
#31 to #28 - anon (05/28/2012) [-]
She never flew using just her firebending, that was jong jong
User avatar #33 to #31 - FuckYouFatBen (05/29/2012) [-]
No, Azula has fire Jets. Watch when she attacks the fire nation air temple. When she falls she actually flies to the cliff. She also flies during other scenes that i cannot remember.
User avatar #49 to #9 - asasqw (05/29/2012) [-]
The firebenders of that time used emotion to fuel the fire (mainly rage/anger) makes sense that strong your anger the hotter the fire and we all saw how insanely angry azula was
User avatar #13 to #9 - woonanon (05/28/2012) [-]
He only did that much because of the comet though. Normally she would probably be better. Her fire is hotter, that's for sure. That's why it's blue.
User avatar #15 to #13 - corundum (05/28/2012) [-]
I understand that there was a comet. She didn't produce nearly as much fire as that during the comet, though.
#18 to #15 - sabukonoerika (05/28/2012) [-]
That's because she lost her mind at that point.
#10 to #9 - bizengaust (05/28/2012) [-]
I'm sure had she kept her collected mind and kept training by the time she was that age she would have surpassed her father
I'm sure had she kept her collected mind and kept training by the time she was that age she would have surpassed her father
User avatar #11 to #10 - corundum (05/28/2012) [-]
I assume she would have surpassed him, but had she already by the end of the series?
#12 to #11 - bizengaust (05/28/2012) [-]
I'd have to say no based on my opinion because Ozai kept his mentality until the very end and even in comics in which continue the series it shows he still has that level mind. You need that kind of mentality to control a great power. It also seems Ozai didn't let emotions and feelings of those around him sway him too much so he literally had no distractions unlike azula who became thrown off by her loss of control over people around her which greatly affected her ability to control her own powers.
I'd have to say no based on my opinion because Ozai kept his mentality until the very end and even in comics in which continue the series it shows he still has that level mind. You need that kind of mentality to control a great power. It also seems Ozai didn't let emotions and feelings of those around him sway him too much so he literally had no distractions unlike azula who became thrown off by her loss of control over people around her which greatly affected her ability to control her own powers.
#1 - zelorazz (05/28/2012) [-]
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#7 to #6 - fansinatra (05/28/2012) [-]
Crap, should've checked the comments first.
#50 - reapersgrave (05/29/2012) [-]
Ive killed people
#52 to #50 - theenigma (05/29/2012) [-]
So have I.
#69 to #52 - diespitris (05/29/2012) [-]

MFW I see Legacy of Kain related comments.

You are awesome and you should feel awesome.
#87 to #69 - theenigma (05/29/2012) [-]
You're just as awesome for playing the LoK series.
You're just as awesome for playing the LoK series.
#141 to #87 - diespitris (05/29/2012) [-]
****		 yeah. I own all the games. Took me forever to beat Blood Omen and Soul Reaver, but it was worth every hour of gameplay.


**** yeah. I own all the games. Took me forever to beat Blood Omen and Soul Reaver, but it was worth every hour of gameplay.
#144 to #141 - theenigma (05/30/2012) [-]
Same. Blood omen 2 took me forever to beat. I wish they would make a new LoK game. Defiance ended with a cliff hanger. =[
#145 to #144 - diespitris (05/30/2012) [-]
There are rumors floating about that there is a new game in the works. They're just rumors, but I hope they are true.

There are rumors floating about that there is a new game in the works. They're just rumors, but I hope they are true.
#146 to #145 - theenigma (05/30/2012) [-]
Yeah. They said it's a Soul Reaver Reboot. o_O
I'm kinda wondering how it's going to play.
#147 to #146 - diespitris (05/30/2012) [-]
I would love a Soul Reaver reboot. We can only hope and pray that it doesn't suck.   
   
Oh, God, I hope they don't 			****		 it up...

I would love a Soul Reaver reboot. We can only hope and pray that it doesn't suck.

Oh, God, I hope they don't **** it up...
#76 to #50 - gunsofthepatriots (05/29/2012) [-]
sorry that it is long... and maybe small.
#4 - samxdaxman (05/28/2012) [-]
and then she lightning bends his ass.
#67 - anon (05/29/2012) [-]
Azula, not lame.
#68 to #67 - pedofire (05/29/2012) [-]
enlarge.
#47 - ZenMacros (05/29/2012) [-]
Normally, Azula is only mildly attractive. But once she lets her hair down, she becomes crazy hot.
#46 - kotos (05/29/2012) [-]
Not as good as the original
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#90 to #83 - wyrddarcnyzz (05/29/2012) [-]
Little girls should just sit on their clay thrones and play princess. Real vampires have work to do.
#96 to #90 - thenative (05/29/2012) [-]
I'm more along the lines of this man.
User avatar #110 to #96 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/29/2012) [-]
Good show. Vlad the Impaler. Now that is a real vampire.
#119 to #110 - Krathalos (05/29/2012) [-]
No, Vlad the Impaler wasn't a real vampire. There are no real vampires. Vlad the Impaler was a ruler of Wallachia whose favorite method of execution was impaling.

You don't really believe vampires exist, do you?
User avatar #123 to #119 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/29/2012) [-]
.....You are a real ignoramus. He was one of the several sources who inspired the idea of vampires, and he was a real vampire in the sense of he was exactly what they symbolize.
#126 to #123 - Krathalos (05/29/2012) [-]
He inspired them through stories with extreme exaggerations.

He didn't do anything that a vampire is said to do in folklore. His stories simply started the vampire ideas. That doesn't make him a vampire. They don't exist.
User avatar #129 to #126 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/29/2012) [-]
He was deathly allergic to garlic, he drank blood, he avoided coming out of his castle in the morning unless it was to go to war(Which I admit was to lower the risk of assassination, but still), he slept in the coffin he wanted to be buried in regularly, and his wife bathed in blood.

These are historical facts about the man. They sound an awful lot like vampire myths, too.
#132 to #129 - Krathalos (05/29/2012) [-]
Never have I read that he was allergic to garlic, though you seem to truly stick to that notion, so I'll trust you on it.

Everything else is legend, which I of course bring back my reasoning of stories of extreme exaggerations. None of it is "historical fact."

He was seen as an extremely scary person by those who told stories of him, so obviously the stories of him are going to be exaggerated.

His wife bathing in blood is irrelevant. I feel you added that in for ***** and giggles.
#92 to #83 - Krathalos (05/29/2012) [-]
I think you used the wrong image, bro. The one you used isn't any better than Edward.
User avatar #103 to #92 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/29/2012) [-]
******** he isn't. Nosferatu is a bad-ass. Get your stupidly overpowered Alucard out of here. That isn't a vampire, that is what it looks like when Michael Bay makes an anime. Nothing but giant guns, explosions, killing, and nonsensical invincibility.

Nosferatu had a storyline. A legitimate storyline. Besides that, he was actually there to inspire fear like a MONSTER, not kick-ass becuz dat is cul an vampeerz r cul.
#104 to #103 - Krathalos (05/29/2012) [-]
Let's calm down.

It's still an awesome show, and he's still a bad ass vampire. It doesn't matter if he was made to be overpowered or bad ass.

Also, attempting to belittle Alucard by typing liekdiz doesn't make you any more intelligent than what you're trying to act superior over. I'm also pretty sure the Hellsing series is basically all about how Alucard inspires fear in pretty much everything by being a monster.

Also, there is never a legitimate storyline in a story about vampires. They're fake. No matter the story, it's going to be ridiculous and it's going to be over-the-top when it includes vampires.
User avatar #109 to #104 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/29/2012) [-]
...Nah. It kind of does matter. I'm pissed because it is an outrage that the perception of vampires have been so horribly warped from what they were meant to be.

Alucard doesn't inspire fear. You don't go to bed at night thinking about how horribly scary he is. You don't worry that you will wake up to find him looking you in the face. Sure it would be bad if he were, but it doesn't scare you. Because it wasn't meant to.

It was meant to shoot things and go boom and laugh when things shot it.

Actually, there are plenty of legitimate stories about vampires. Since when does fake mean there is no story? Surely you have heard of Brave New World, or Lonesome Dove, or hell, Harry Potter. They all are stories that are entirely fake. It doesn't make them not a story.

Believe it or not, there was a time when it wasn't ridiculous or over the top. When they were creatures of the night, that were a threat during the night, and could be anywhere at any time. But, not if they weren't invited in, not if they came in to contact with garlic, and not if you could put a stake through its heart.

You know why? Because that is what made it scary. There was a way to kill them, and that is what made things REAL about it. That is what gave the stories life. That anyone could secretly be one. That the neighbor you just had over for dinner, or that man who just wandered in to town and needed a place to stay, could secretly be a blood-sucking monstrosity that needed to feed to keep the guise of being human up, it could hide in any shadow, but here is the thing.

The light always dispelled the darkness. There was always a way when there was a will. That made it terrifying. It put responsibility in to the hands of the victim. It made things about fear. It wasn't over the top, it was entirely probable, just not likely. But there was always a creeping, horrifying, chance.

So no, you twit. It wasn't always over-the-top.
#116 to #109 - Krathalos (05/29/2012) [-]
Uh, the amount of stupidity and bias in your post is pretty ridiculous.

Alucard inspires fear to the other characters in the anime. I'm pretty sure no one goes to sleep thinking Nosferatu is going to kill them, or being fearful that he might (especially since he doesn't exist).

Alucard is also the main character, and a good guy to boot, so no, he won't "inspire fear" in the viewer. He's not meant to.

No, there are never legitimate stories about vampires. I know, this is hard for you to believe, but I'll say it again: vampires aren't real. Any story about them is over the top and ridiculous.

Your reasoning behind why Alucard sucks and Nosferatu is omgsoawesome is just that Alucard is too powerful and Nosferatu is "omg so scary because he could be real!!!" It's ridiculous. They're both fake, figments of the imagination.

Vampires also don't have a clear-cut definition, as they're simply figments of the imagination of the creator.

Once again, they're fake (I can't stress this enough, since you more and more seem like you actually believe they exist).

A legitimate storyline is different from a good storyline. By "legitimate," I assumed you meant realistic, as you used it pretty ambiguously.
User avatar #121 to #116 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/29/2012) [-]
Alright, let me clarify things for you.

First, I've never believed that the 'hiss hiss turn in to a bat' vampires are real.

Vampires are derived from two places. One being Vlad the Impaler. He was incredibly cruel, if someone didn't have enough money to pay his taxes, he'd kill their family and hold a banquet, forcing the one who owed the taxes to eat his own kin. He once asked a group of emissaries to remove their turbans while in church, and when they refused for religious and personal reasons he drove nails in to their skulls. He was deathly allergic to garlic(That is where the idea for killing them with garlic came from) and he liked to sleep in the coffin he intended to be buried in. His own wife bathed in blood regularly.

The second are cannibals. Many cannibals are classified as 'vampires' because while they do not like to consume the flesh, they enjoyed draining the blood of their victims(Typically through the jugular vein, which is where the biting of the neck came from) or even drink directly through the wound they made.

These were the real vampires, these are the real vampires, and this is what the monsters in the stories represent; I can tell you right now that sociopaths wear many masks, and they CAN be anywhere. They are quiet, deadly, horrible beings and they do exist.
#128 to #121 - Krathalos (05/29/2012) [-]
I'm well aware at the history of how vampires became what they are today. Thanks for your attempt at a history lesson though.

Folklore vampires are still not real. Cannibals aren't classified as vampires, either. Cannibals eat the flesh of their own species. If they don't eat flesh, they aren't cannibals. Draining blood doesn't make you a cannibal.

You're grasping at straws. Vampires aren't real.
User avatar #131 to #128 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/29/2012) [-]
The only reason it would be an attempt is because you are an utter fool and do not understand the message.

I'm not grasping at straws, It seems more like I'm trying to teach a monkey quantum physics.

First of all, if you were to be found drinking the blood of a person, that would be considered cannibalism. A species consuming any part of the same species is cannibalism, even liquid parts like blood.

Second of all, they are real in the sense that they are the interpretations of cannibals and homicidal sociopaths. Why don't you get that concept? It is like you realize that you've come to a wall, but instead of just admitting defeat you are trying to make me seem like I'm crazy by continually making accusations that I have repeatedly stated are false.
#133 to #131 - Krathalos (05/29/2012) [-]
You're completely grasping at straws. The fact that you don't see it makes it pretty hilarious.

"Cannibals are like vampires because of ___! Vlad the Impaler is a vampire because of ___!"

Then you throw in some insults and a superiority complex and bam, you think you're right.

And yes, drinking blood would be considered cannibalism. I never claimed it wasn't. I stated that draining blood doesn't make you a cannibal, which is a fact.
User avatar #115 to #109 - bizengaust (05/29/2012) [-]
Personally I like Alucard but I agree with what your saying about how the media has warped around the idea of vampires since the days of Nosferatu. One always has to keep in mind that Nosferatu was based on the actual legends of vampires and vampires themselves didn't get sexualized until Dracula and the Vampyre in which they could clothe themselves as gentleman and seduce their prey. Kudos to you for knowing your legends (not many people know the invite them in first bit)
User avatar #118 to #115 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/29/2012) [-]
Meh, I've never much liked vampires, to be honest, but if there is one thing you should have for enemies, it is respect. I dislike them, but I also recognize that the horrible excuses for writers have stripped them of the dignity they once had. They no longer can even be included in the horror genre, and whether I ever liked them or not, that is sad.
User avatar #122 to #118 - bizengaust (05/29/2012) [-]
It is sad I have to say especially when Jk rowlings version of vampires, whom where only mentioned for about a paragraph or two were still better and more vampiric then the entire Twilight series. What it comes down to is people don't want the real thing because the real thing is scary (which is the point duh?) so they castrate it and ruin it for everyone else.
User avatar #124 to #122 - sorrowofdaedalus (05/29/2012) [-]
Oh well. There was once a time that people appreciated horror, but I guess that day is over for the majority.
#101 to #83 - caesarslegion ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]
Go crawl back into your weeaboo cave little girl.
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User avatar #106 to #105 - caesarslegion ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]
Some anime Vampire, then claimed that;

"That's not a true vampire! This is!"

and got **** stormed.
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#111 to #107 - Krathalos (05/29/2012) [-]
Please note: the anime vampire was a loli
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#114 - anon (05/29/2012) [-]
Where can I watch Legend of Korra?
User avatar #100 - cwilkens (05/29/2012) [-]
**cwilkens rolls 63**
#91 - kreepingdeath (05/29/2012) [-]
Anyone realize that the female mage on Diablo 3 is Azula?
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