Wayne owns Kent. Parents. Bruce Wayne (Batman) owns the building that Clark Kent (Superman) lives in and the Daily Planet where Clark works.. whoah whoah whoah hold the phone bruce wayne IS batman and clark kent IS superman? are dead
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Wayne owns Kent

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Bruce Wayne (Batman)
owns the building that
Clark Kent (Superman)
lives in and the Daily
Planet where Clark works.
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#15 - futurella (06/23/2013) [-]
That username.
User avatar #16 to #15 - batmansbitch (06/23/2013) [-]
I know right
#4 - tuned ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
whoah whoah whoah hold the phone

bruce wayne IS batman and
clark kent IS superman?

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#170 to #4 - awesomesea **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 to #4 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
Superman is Clark Kent
User avatar #72 to #4 - riggyrigs (06/23/2013) [-]
you filthy casuals batman is clark kent and bruce wayne is superman. It's so obvious but you guys missed it
#7 to #4 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
no you got it mixed up
User avatar #147 to #4 - newkidmarc ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
this is just worded so perfectly. i don't think anyone could have presented this joke better than you just did
User avatar #148 to #147 - tuned ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
thanks m8 means a lot
#155 to #4 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
And Candlejack is
#167 to #4 - SILENCEnight (06/23/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at i guess you could say shes.... **
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#12 to #4 - nightdude (06/23/2013) [-]
dat's some controversial **** yo
#122 to #4 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
no no no! you got it all wrong!
bruse kent IS superbat and
clark kent IS manman
#11 to #4 - phuzzenutz (06/23/2013) [-]
your comment has made me laugh harder then anyone of funnyjunk right now. thank you sir
User avatar #18 to #4 - vigilum ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I call ******** .
#63 - desmondaltairezio (06/23/2013) [-]
.....wait Bruce Wayne is batman?
.....wait Bruce Wayne is batman?
User avatar #128 to #63 - daslasher (06/23/2013) [-]
your text made me think of seraph items from borderlands 2
User avatar #94 to #63 - zorororonoa (06/23/2013) [-]
It bothers me that the superman logo is on the batsuit disguise
User avatar #100 to #94 - desmondaltairezio (06/23/2013) [-]
it was covered with some sort of paint but got rubbed off in the episode this is from
#89 to #63 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
Wayne bat and Bruce man
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User avatar #73 to #10 - kotos (06/23/2013) [-]
Ahh here it goes, if I coudl thumb you more I would. "Kal-el, is it true?"
User avatar #28 to #10 - flusteredmoose (06/23/2013) [-]
This is the funniest thing I've seen on here in days.
User avatar #17 to #10 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (06/23/2013) [-]
(and this is the reason his parents left him on earth and told him Krypton is gone)
#41 - jdsalenger (06/23/2013) [-]
"Hey Batman how would you like to join the Justice League?"
User avatar #106 to #41 - beatmasterz (06/23/2013) [-]
He's already in the Justice League.
#43 to #41 - jdsalenger (06/23/2013) [-]
"Really? Gee whiz I would love to join!"
#44 to #43 - jdsalenger (06/23/2013) [-]
"Just get your parents to sign this sheet and you can join us."
User avatar #54 to #45 - demonicdude (06/23/2013) [-]
But then how did superman get to join?
User avatar #55 to #54 - darknesincontrol (06/23/2013) [-]
he still have his mother
User avatar #56 to #55 - demonicdude (06/23/2013) [-]
Oh right, step-mother. Couldn't batman have Alfred sign his then?
#57 to #56 - darknesincontrol (06/23/2013) [-]
Sure he can, if Alfred stop being a smartass
#74 to #55 - nymikemet (06/23/2013) [-]
In the new DC comics both Jonathon and Martha Kent Died.
feels bad man.
User avatar #108 to #74 - johananas (06/23/2013) [-]
**** the new 52...
User avatar #99 to #45 - jtastic (06/23/2013) [-]
this would be sooo much better if the users batman and superman said that
#146 to #44 - joestar (06/23/2013) [-]
Superman's parents are dead too
#153 to #146 - captainsheperd (06/23/2013) [-]
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH
#64 to #44 - reaperslayer (06/23/2013) [-]
"remember who owns your job and has the power to make sure you have no money cause you being jobless, commiting a crime, and being kicked out of the justice league would totally make lois want to stay with you"
#80 to #64 - pimpolay (06/23/2013) [-]
yes because superman does not have a giant crystal fortress in the middle of Antarctica where he can live
#82 to #80 - reaperslayer (06/23/2013) [-]
but lois won't raise her kid there with no schools or social interactions for her kid and then what about vaccines and so forth ALSO WHERE THE 			****		 IS SHE GONNA GET TRANSPORTATION TO MC DONALDS WHEN HER KID GETS HUNGRY? SUPERMAN?! HES SAVIN THE WORLD
but lois won't raise her kid there with no schools or social interactions for her kid and then what about vaccines and so forth ALSO WHERE THE **** IS SHE GONNA GET TRANSPORTATION TO MC DONALDS WHEN HER KID GETS HUNGRY? SUPERMAN?! HES SAVIN THE WORLD

#84 to #82 - pimpolay (06/23/2013) [-]
i would assume this is just a wild guess that lois has a house that she lives in currently and considering superman and lois cannot even have kids in most comics considering superman is an alien i doubt kids would even be an issue
#154 to #84 - reaperslayer (06/23/2013) [-]
ever play injustice?
ever play injustice?
#171 to #154 - pimpolay (06/24/2013) [-]
i said most not all, it is rare for him to be able to have children with lois and is usually only used as a plot device like in injustice.
#172 to #171 - reaperslayer (06/24/2013) [-]
i'm suprised your still getting defensive about this. i'm done i can't reply to you anymore i have a birthday to be had today
#173 to #172 - pimpolay (06/25/2013) [-]
i don't consider it being butthurt, i think of it more as correcting ignorance
#65 to #64 - reaperslayer (06/23/2013) [-]
"also your parents died too, clark"
#143 to #44 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #2 - davisdamen (06/23/2013) [-]
so if superman ever goes bad, not only can batman destroy superman (via the kryptonite conveniently located in his utility belt)
but he can explain away clark kent's disappearance by having him fired and evicted and making it seem like kent committed suicide or something
#93 to #2 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
If you think that batman can beat superman than you're an ignorant twat.
#121 to #2 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
faggot as if batman is able to beat superman at anything
#77 to #2 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
because batman can defeat superman lol wut
#130 to #2 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
I bet those 3 anons are the same guy coming back every hour just to tell you that you're an idiot. Most likely trolls, bad ones at that.
#13 - yudodat ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
How come nobody ever gives The Flash any glory? He's ******* awesome! Personally he's better than Superman because of his idealistic background and his simple common personality as a Superhero.
#98 to #13 - lambocj (06/23/2013) [-]
Because they can't handle him
#66 to #13 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
but is he better than batman?
#105 to #13 - Vuumbleman (06/23/2013) [-]
Flash is pretty cool.
Flash is pretty cool.
User avatar #26 to #13 - ihaveakeyboard (06/23/2013) [-]
does anyone remember that episode where someone high-jacks the flashes body and tries to learn his secret identity and he has no idea who the flash is? a link would be much appreciated
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#39 to #26 - kaoknight **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#35 to #26 - thenewneone (06/23/2013) [-]
Yh.
#109 to #13 - notannonymous (06/23/2013) [-]
Damn straight
User avatar #6 - awildniglet (06/23/2013) [-]
Proof that Batman is better than Superman
#8 to #6 - mrsirius (06/23/2013) [-]
Also he is the only man that ever beat him.
Also he is the only man that ever beat him.
User avatar #22 to #8 - Littlebighobo (06/23/2013) [-]
I hope you understand that in the next panel of this batman talks about how his hand is gonna break if he keeps punching him, and that within 5 pages superman nearly kills him by smashing him with a car only to be saved by catwoman holding Lois hostage, so that Superman has to go save her.
#92 to #22 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
I've had this conversation with batman fanboys too often, they're borderline retarded and make me hate batman even more. Don't waste your ******* time man. If you say "superman can beat batman in a fight" they will argue why they like batman more than superman. If you argue why you like batman more than superman they will argue that batman has beaten superman and is therefore better.
#49 to #22 - mrsirius (06/23/2013) [-]
And i also hope you saw Batman The Dark Knight Returns Part 2, or read the comic.
And i also hope you saw Batman The Dark Knight Returns Part 2, or read the comic.
#78 to #49 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
that comic was made by a batman fanboy and is non canon
User avatar #52 to #49 - doobles (06/23/2013) [-]
That comic is non canon, and superman was holding back severely because he didn't want to hurt his friend.
#69 to #52 - mrsirius (06/23/2013) [-]
Holding back are you serious.
He got shot with a kryptonite arrow.
#87 to #69 - doobles (06/23/2013) [-]
Tell me what was stopping superman than at the start of the fight, from simply flying into the air and destroying Bruce with his lasers?

Superman's always holding back, because he doesn't want to hurt anyone, a full bloodlusted superman would absolutely demolish batman, no contest.

Pic related, what would happen.
#168 to #87 - mrsirius (06/24/2013) [-]
Ok so in the movie it all went like this superman gets hit by nuke his powers went kaput for a couple of weeks, now here comes Bruce with a super suite and a kyptonite arrow. Superman at this point is a winkling and cannot stop Bruce from doing the inevitable.
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#75 to #71 - mrsirius (06/23/2013) [-]
Intervened?
It was all planed.
You obviously did not see the movie because at this point i'm thinking you are a generically stupid person.
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#169 to #76 - mrsirius (06/24/2013) [-]
This article is some what true but i also suggest you read the comics.   
Not even when superman goes insane he cannot bring him self  to kill batman, as he is one of his closest friends the only reason batman beats superman is because superman holds back way to much. Batman does take any opportunity that he see's to take any one down. This is a subject of character.
This article is some what true but i also suggest you read the comics.
Not even when superman goes insane he cannot bring him self to kill batman, as he is one of his closest friends the only reason batman beats superman is because superman holds back way to much. Batman does take any opportunity that he see's to take any one down. This is a subject of character.
#165 to #76 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
Anyone who tries to argue that Batman would beat Superman is borderline retarded, don't waste your time with them.
User avatar #31 to #22 - ComicGuy (06/23/2013) [-]
thank you... that is all
#19 to #8 - painatal (06/23/2013) [-]
Not True!
#21 to #19 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
But Doomsday isn't a man.
#23 to #21 - azraelthemage (06/23/2013) [-]
But what is a man?
#50 to #23 - mrsirius (06/23/2013) [-]
A man is a variety of understanding conflict, doomsday is just a thing, an angry thing.
A man is a variety of understanding conflict, doomsday is just a thing, an angry thing.
#61 to #50 - sexyhimself (06/23/2013) [-]
where the **** is Nigtwing
User avatar #91 to #61 - doobles (06/23/2013) [-]
Maybe it's a .gif made when nightwing became batman.
#125 to #91 - sexyhimself (06/23/2013) [-]
BUT THEN WHERE'S BATMAN!
#138 to #125 - johananas (06/23/2013) [-]
Slaying cavemen.
User avatar #139 to #138 - sexyhimself (06/23/2013) [-]
but Batman don't kill people
#85 to #61 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
nobody can see nightwing,
nightwing is death, nightwing is destruction
#67 to #61 - mrsirius (06/23/2013) [-]
I don't know.
User avatar #27 to #19 - flusteredmoose (06/23/2013) [-]
Doomsday put him in a healing coma.
#20 to #19 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
Justto make sure...that is a man right? As in human? Because if not, mrsirius comment still stands.
#47 to #19 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
Doomsday? As good as batman is, there's just no goddamn way he can take doomsday ever.
#58 - darknesincontrol (06/23/2013) [-]
Wanna know how he pays his rent?
#1 - navar (06/23/2013) [-]
DCeption
DCeption
#88 to #1 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
Deception?
#131 to #88 - Rascal (06/23/2013) [-]
DC(the name of the comic book universe they are refering to) and deception(DCeption)
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User avatar #135 - johnnygat (06/23/2013) [-]
Clark Kent is Superman? You ******* spoiled Man of Steel.
User avatar #145 to #135 - jduttonboom (06/23/2013) [-]
he's made of steel?! but how does he put his pants on?
User avatar #166 to #145 - johnnygat (06/23/2013) [-]
I don't want to spoil it for you.
#151 to #126 - stocxt ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
To be the sad man...

Behind BLUE EYES
#83 - niggooby (06/23/2013) [-]
The lightbulb is actually right for once
#40 - johananas (06/23/2013) [-]
Batman fanboys...
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#136 to #40 - hidanfangirl (06/23/2013) [-]
I love AngryJoe to ******* death.
User avatar #101 to #40 - elmarcocfc (06/23/2013) [-]
Angry Joe!
User avatar #29 - smokedmeatlog (06/23/2013) [-]
Am i the only one who doesn't like superman? I think the only reason he was created was to say "if we are going to write about all these superheroes, might as well make one of them a God." His only limitation is a rock and he uses the sun's energy. Hes just too much of that perfect man for me to like him. Thats why i love batman and ironman; their physical limitations are clear, they are human with possible (yet improbable) powers, and batman is a vigilante.
User avatar #59 to #29 - darknesincontrol (06/23/2013) [-]
Martian manhunter is stronger
#33 to #29 - eddymolly (06/23/2013) [-]
Agreed. I never really liked superman as a character, I like watching stuff with him in because i'm a massive nerd and watch anything with superheroes at all, but my biggest problem with him is he's too perfect. He never does anything wrong, is pretty overpowered and in my opinion doesn't have a very interesting personality.

Thats why I like Iron man as well, he's probably one of my favorite superheroes, because a) He's just a clever guy, no extraordinary superpowers b) he's a bit of a dick, and is pretty arrogant, which makes him more interesting imp and c) although he does try to do the right thing, its not always in the right way or at the right time.

I guess I just find him more interesting.

Pic related, only thing on my PC with the title Superman
User avatar #34 to #33 - smokedmeatlog (06/23/2013) [-]
Ironman and batman have unique personalities for super heroes, but i have to say, i like batman better just because the joker compliments him perfectly.
#97 to #34 - meierme (06/23/2013) [-]
i agree what makes a great hero are the conflicts they have to face, batman and the joker are the perfect combination because there polar opposites
User avatar #36 to #34 - eddymolly (06/23/2013) [-]
Agreed, they are both pretty interesting.

But the question that always arises from these types of discussion, who would win in a fight?

I'd personally say Iron Man would beat Batman (i.e. in suits), but Bruce Wayne would easily beat Tony Stark.(i.e. just as themselves)
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#42 to #30 - lucianolp (06/23/2013) [-]
If we're going by nintendo characters, I'd have to say pit.
That ************ took down 3 armies, including his own when he had to! Not to mention he's a fun likeable character that i honestly don't get tired of hearing in uprising.
User avatar #37 to #29 - bowties (06/23/2013) [-]
I like him because he is strong enough to enslave the entire Earth, and name himself King; however, he decides to help humanity, and then chill as mild-mannered journalist Clark Kent.

Overall, hes a good guy
User avatar #51 to #37 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
With the political **** that's going on in the US and him having first row as a journalist, I doubt he'll stay that merciful of a god.
User avatar #62 - fuzzyballs (06/23/2013) [-]
I dunno man, lex luthor is the rich genius in... what's his city called? metropolis?
User avatar #104 - milomcrobbie (06/23/2013) [-]
Just saw the film and I noticed two easter eggs. First off, a building owned by "Wayne Enterprises" and second the tank of fuel is owned by "LexCorp" i.e - Lex Luther. The more you know!
User avatar #114 to #104 - schneidend ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
You missed the bus that drops him off to visit his mom. It also has a LexCorp logo.
User avatar #116 to #114 - milomcrobbie (06/23/2013) [-]
Ah sweet
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