Wayne owns Kent. Parents.. whoah whoah whoah hold the phone bruce wayne IS batman and clark kent IS superman? are dead
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#4 - tuned
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(06/23/2013) [-]
whoah whoah whoah hold the phone

bruce wayne IS batman and
clark kent IS superman?

#72 to #4 - riggyrigs
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(06/23/2013) [-]
you filthy casuals batman is clark kent and bruce wayne is superman. It's so obvious but you guys missed it
#7 to #4 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
no you got it mixed up
#9 to #4 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Superman is Clark Kent
#122 to #4 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
no no no! you got it all wrong!
bruse kent IS superbat and
clark kent IS manman
#155 to #4 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
And Candlejack is
#170 to #4 - awesomesea **User deleted account**
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#147 to #4 - newkidmarc
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(06/23/2013) [-]
this is just worded so perfectly. i don't think anyone could have presented this joke better than you just did
#148 to #147 - tuned
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(06/23/2013) [-]
thanks m8 means a lot
#167 to #4 - SILENCEnight
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(06/23/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at i guess you could say shes.... **
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at i guess you could say shes.... **
#12 to #4 - nightdude
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(06/23/2013) [-]
dat's some controversial **** yo
#142 to #4 - furiousmarshmellow
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#95 to #4 - blackfalcon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
#11 to #4 - phuzzenutz
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(06/23/2013) [-]
your comment has made me laugh harder then anyone of funnyjunk right now. thank you sir
#134 to #11 - WtfStrawberries
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(06/23/2013) [-]
than
#18 to #4 - vigilum ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I call ********.
#15 - futurella
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(06/23/2013) [-]
That username.
#16 to #15 - batmansbitch [OP]
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I know right
#10 - RidgeRacer
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(06/23/2013) [-]
#73 to #10 - kotos ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Ahh here it goes, if I coudl thumb you more I would. "Kal-el, is it true?"
#28 to #10 - flusteredmoose
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(06/23/2013) [-]
This is the funniest thing I've seen on here in days.
#17 to #10 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account**
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(06/23/2013) [-]
(and this is the reason his parents left him on earth and told him Krypton is gone)
#2 - davisdamen
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(06/23/2013) [-]
so if superman ever goes bad, not only can batman destroy superman (via the kryptonite conveniently located in his utility belt)
but he can explain away clark kent's disappearance by having him fired and evicted and making it seem like kent committed suicide or something
#77 to #2 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
because batman can defeat superman lol wut
#93 to #2 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
If you think that batman can beat superman than you're an ignorant twat.
#121 to #2 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
faggot as if batman is able to beat superman at anything
#130 to #2 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I bet those 3 anons are the same guy coming back every hour just to tell you that you're an idiot. Most likely trolls, bad ones at that.
#41 - jdsalenger
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(06/23/2013) [-]
"Hey Batman how would you like to join the Justice League?"
#106 to #41 - beatmasterz
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(06/23/2013) [-]
He's already in the Justice League.
#70 to #41 - simplelife
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(06/23/2013) [-]
#43 to #41 - jdsalenger
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(06/23/2013) [-]
"Really? Gee whiz I would love to join!"
#44 to #43 - jdsalenger
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(06/23/2013) [-]
"Just get your parents to sign this sheet and you can join us."
#45 to #44 - jdsalenger
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(06/23/2013) [-]
#54 to #45 - demonicdude
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(06/23/2013) [-]
But then how did superman get to join?
#55 to #54 - darknesincontrol
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(06/23/2013) [-]
he still have his mother
#56 to #55 - demonicdude
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Oh right, step-mother. Couldn't batman have Alfred sign his then?
#57 to #56 - darknesincontrol
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Sure he can, if Alfred stop being a smartass
#74 to #55 - nymikemet
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(06/23/2013) [-]
In the new DC comics both Jonathon and Martha Kent Died.
feels bad man.
#79 to #74 - darknesincontrol
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(06/23/2013) [-]
#108 to #74 - johananas
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(06/23/2013) [-]
**** the new 52...
#99 to #45 - jtastic
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(06/23/2013) [-]
this would be sooo much better if the users batman and superman said that
#146 to #44 - joestar
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Superman's parents are dead too
#153 to #146 - captainsheperd
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(06/23/2013) [-]
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH
#64 to #44 - reaperslayer
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(06/23/2013) [-]
"remember who owns your job and has the power to make sure you have no money cause you being jobless, commiting a crime, and being kicked out of the justice league would totally make lois want to stay with you"
#65 to #64 - reaperslayer
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(06/23/2013) [-]
"also your parents died too, clark"
#80 to #64 - pimpolay
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(06/23/2013) [-]
yes because superman does not have a giant crystal fortress in the middle of Antarctica where he can live
#82 to #80 - reaperslayer
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(06/23/2013) [-]
but lois won't raise her kid there with no schools or social interactions for her kid and then what about vaccines and so forth ALSO WHERE THE **** IS SHE GONNA GET TRANSPORTATION TO MC DONALDS WHEN HER KID GETS HUNGRY? SUPERMAN?! HES SAVIN THE WORLD
but lois won't raise her kid there with no schools or social interactions for her kid and then what about vaccines and so forth ALSO WHERE THE **** IS SHE GONNA GET TRANSPORTATION TO MC DONALDS WHEN HER KID GETS HUNGRY? SUPERMAN?! HES SAVIN THE WORLD

#84 to #82 - pimpolay
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(06/23/2013) [-]
i would assume this is just a wild guess that lois has a house that she lives in currently and considering superman and lois cannot even have kids in most comics considering superman is an alien i doubt kids would even be an issue
#154 to #84 - reaperslayer
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(06/23/2013) [-]
ever play injustice?
ever play injustice?
#171 to #154 - pimpolay
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(06/24/2013) [-]
i said most not all, it is rare for him to be able to have children with lois and is usually only used as a plot device like in injustice.
#172 to #171 - reaperslayer
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(06/24/2013) [-]
i'm suprised your still getting defensive about this. i'm done i can't reply to you anymore i have a birthday to be had today
#173 to #172 - pimpolay
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(06/25/2013) [-]
i don't consider it being butthurt, i think of it more as correcting ignorance
#143 to #44 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
#63 - desmondaltairezio
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(06/23/2013) [-]
.....wait Bruce Wayne is batman?
.....wait Bruce Wayne is batman?
#89 to #63 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Wayne bat and Bruce man
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#128 to #63 - daslasher
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(06/23/2013) [-]
your text made me think of seraph items from borderlands 2
#94 to #63 - zorororonoa
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(06/23/2013) [-]
It bothers me that the superman logo is on the batsuit disguise
#100 to #94 - desmondaltairezio
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(06/23/2013) [-]
it was covered with some sort of paint but got rubbed off in the episode this is from
#6 - awildniglet
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Proof that Batman is better than Superman
#8 to #6 - mrsirius ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Also he is the only man that ever beat him.
Also he is the only man that ever beat him.
#22 to #8 - Littlebighobo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I hope you understand that in the next panel of this batman talks about how his hand is gonna break if he keeps punching him, and that within 5 pages superman nearly kills him by smashing him with a car only to be saved by catwoman holding Lois hostage, so that Superman has to go save her.
#92 to #22 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I've had this conversation with batman fanboys too often, they're borderline retarded and make me hate batman even more. Don't waste your ******* time man. If you say "superman can beat batman in a fight" they will argue why they like batman more than superman. If you argue why you like batman more than superman they will argue that batman has beaten superman and is therefore better.
#49 to #22 - mrsirius ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
And i also hope you saw Batman The Dark Knight Returns Part 2, or read the comic.
And i also hope you saw Batman The Dark Knight Returns Part 2, or read the comic.
#52 to #49 - doobles
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(06/23/2013) [-]
That comic is non canon, and superman was holding back severely because he didn't want to hurt his friend.
#69 to #52 - mrsirius ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Holding back are you serious.
He got shot with a kryptonite arrow.
#87 to #69 - doobles
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Tell me what was stopping superman than at the start of the fight, from simply flying into the air and destroying Bruce with his lasers?

Superman's always holding back, because he doesn't want to hurt anyone, a full bloodlusted superman would absolutely demolish batman, no contest.

Pic related, what would happen.
#168 to #87 - mrsirius ONLINE
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(06/24/2013) [-]
Ok so in the movie it all went like this superman gets hit by nuke his powers went kaput for a couple of weeks, now here comes Bruce with a super suite and a kyptonite arrow. Superman at this point is a winkling and cannot stop Bruce from doing the inevitable.
#71 to #69 - dumerveil
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#75 to #71 - mrsirius ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Intervened?
It was all planed.
You obviously did not see the movie because at this point i'm thinking you are a generically stupid person.
#76 to #75 - dumerveil
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#169 to #76 - mrsirius ONLINE
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(06/24/2013) [-]
This article is some what true but i also suggest you read the comics.   
Not even when superman goes insane he cannot bring him self  to kill batman, as he is one of his closest friends the only reason batman beats superman is because superman holds back way to much. Batman does take any opportunity that he see's to take any one down. This is a subject of character.
This article is some what true but i also suggest you read the comics.
Not even when superman goes insane he cannot bring him self to kill batman, as he is one of his closest friends the only reason batman beats superman is because superman holds back way to much. Batman does take any opportunity that he see's to take any one down. This is a subject of character.
#165 to #76 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Anyone who tries to argue that Batman would beat Superman is borderline retarded, don't waste your time with them.
#78 to #49 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
that comic was made by a batman fanboy and is non canon
#31 to #22 - ComicGuy
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(06/23/2013) [-]
thank you... that is all
#19 to #8 - painatal
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Not True!
#27 to #19 - flusteredmoose
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Doomsday put him in a healing coma.
#47 to #19 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Doomsday? As good as batman is, there's just no goddamn way he can take doomsday ever.
#21 to #19 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
But Doomsday isn't a man.
#23 to #21 - azraelthemage
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(06/23/2013) [-]
But what is a man?
#50 to #23 - mrsirius ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
A man is a variety of understanding conflict, doomsday is just a thing, an angry thing.
A man is a variety of understanding conflict, doomsday is just a thing, an angry thing.
#61 to #50 - sexyhimself ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
where the **** is Nigtwing
#91 to #61 - doobles
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Maybe it's a .gif made when nightwing became batman.
#125 to #91 - sexyhimself ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
BUT THEN WHERE'S BATMAN!
#138 to #125 - johananas
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Slaying cavemen.
#139 to #138 - sexyhimself ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
but Batman don't kill people
#141 to #139 - johananas
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#85 to #61 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
nobody can see nightwing,
nightwing is death, nightwing is destruction
#67 to #61 - mrsirius ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I don't know.
#20 to #19 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Justto make sure...that is a man right? As in human? Because if not, mrsirius comment still stands.
#13 - yudodat ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
How come nobody ever gives The Flash any glory? He's ******* awesome! Personally he's better than Superman because of his idealistic background and his simple common personality as a Superhero.
#98 to #13 - lambocj
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Because they can't handle him
#66 to #13 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
but is he better than batman?
#105 to #13 - Vuumbleman
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Flash is pretty cool.
Flash is pretty cool.
#26 to #13 - ihaveakeyboard
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(06/23/2013) [-]
does anyone remember that episode where someone high-jacks the flashes body and tries to learn his secret identity and he has no idea who the flash is? a link would be much appreciated
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#35 to #26 - thenewneone
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Yh.
#109 to #13 - notannonymous
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Damn straight
#14 to #13 - batmansbitch [OP]
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#58 - darknesincontrol
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Wanna know how he pays his rent?
#1 - navar
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(06/23/2013) [-]
DCeption
DCeption
#88 to #1 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Deception?
#131 to #88 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
DC(the name of the comic book universe they are refering to) and deception(DCeption)