yup. .. You atheists are becoming the kind of extremist you despise so much, at least when is opposite to your own beliefs (read as: religious). It's fine that you have
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User avatar #374 - darkangeloffire (02/24/2013) [-]
When I first saw this I read "Legit Ass **** "
User avatar #385 to #374 - thebritishguy (02/24/2013) [-]
you have been watching too much porn I think lol
#373 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
Everyone is gonna disagree, but the fights and comments posts like this generate are so much funnier than most of the content on this site so I don't mind them.
User avatar #418 to #373 - darthdingo (03/07/2013) [-]
No Mr/Mrs Anon, you are correct. Half the time, the comments are funnier than the content.
#364 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
burn in hell heretic *******
#419 to #364 - willindor (03/09/2013) [-]
You are the heretic for not worshipping our Immortal God-Emperor.
#360 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
Talk **** about respect all you want, there clearly isn't a God lol.
User avatar #366 to #360 - neutralgray (02/24/2013) [-]
You're clearly very witty and insightful.
User avatar #359 - supermegasherman (02/24/2013) [-]
according to the bible, the devil can take on many forms, naturally or metaphorically; the snake can represent greed and cunning, as well as deviousness and evil. it could also be symbolic of danger and uncleanliness. so yes it is "legit as **** "
User avatar #371 to #359 - thebritishguy (02/24/2013) [-]
so he told satan to eat dust and crawl on the ground for eternity?
User avatar #378 to #371 - supermegasherman (02/24/2013) [-]
god wanted to make sure satan existed in the most disgusting revolting way possible. and to many, snakes are just that.
User avatar #383 to #378 - thebritishguy (02/24/2013) [-]
but you are saying that the snake was literally Satan if so satan is a snake wandering around the earth doing who knows what, this is absurd
User avatar #386 to #383 - supermegasherman (02/24/2013) [-]
its not supposed to be taken literally. snakes symbolize evil and uncleanliness, god doomed satan to a miserable life as a snake, which is supposed to explain why snakes have no arms or legs. of course there is no "talking snake" but there is logic behind it.
User avatar #387 to #386 - thebritishguy (02/24/2013) [-]
hmmmm I suppose
#368 to #359 - xentacle (02/24/2013) [-]
you think a talking snake is legit as 						****					, for real?
you think a talking snake is legit as **** , for real?
User avatar #377 to #368 - supermegasherman (02/24/2013) [-]
yes, seeing as its a metaphor. symbolism exists everywhere. go look for it
#353 - theblackhorntail (02/24/2013) [-]
These type of ****** posts only lead to people bitching at each other about their beliefs... C'mon guys can't we just live and let live? I mean FJ is a place for funny not for goddamn preaching you stupid ***** ...
User avatar #354 to #353 - thebritishguy (02/24/2013) [-]
I wish we could just live and let live as you say but I don't want to ignore the fact that homophobia and the church go hand in hand. I would like for the religious people to just live and let live so that we will have no reason to take away someone's right to marry because of the way they love.
User avatar #358 to #354 - theblackhorntail (02/24/2013) [-]
You know, not all religious people are against homosexuality...
User avatar #367 to #358 - thebritishguy (02/24/2013) [-]
yes I do, but this was against the people who say homosexuality is un natural
User avatar #357 to #354 - Sethorein ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Then address the homophobia... Does this look like a post that has anything to do with the real issues of religion or is it just calling religious people stupid?
User avatar #369 to #357 - thebritishguy (02/24/2013) [-]
it is though, it is saying how can you say gayness is un natural and wrong when so many things in the bible are un natural?
User avatar #376 to #369 - Sethorein ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
*sigh* here's tackling the issue without it being a ******* contest.

Look at every other time abomination is used to describe something in the bible and see if we give two ***** about those things... that's productive, right? And relevant!

Comparing the snake allegory to the passage in leviticus to do with homosexuality is just grasping at straws when there is literally an ocean of far better arguments you could be making if you just cared more about being proactive and less about insulting religious people.
User avatar #384 to #376 - thebritishguy (02/24/2013) [-]
I would post more logical arguments but they are not entertaining. How about this one, there are about 2700 known Gods, how do you know your one is correct, is it not just because of the country you are born in?
#363 to #357 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
I would say it makes no sense, cuz in the story the snake is cast away from humanity... also the snake is the embodiment of lucifer... so i think talking snakes and homosexuals are on the same grounds in the bible's perspective.
#372 to #352 - thebritishguy (02/24/2013) [-]
I am bicurious so I guess you are part right
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User avatar #349 - jigglepuff (02/24/2013) [-]
For ***** sake, i came here for funny, not ******* Reddit.
#341 - rapeyrapey (02/24/2013) [-]
Religious/anti-religious posts are so **** and boring.
#340 - slowbroking (02/24/2013) [-]
Christians and atheists are wrong. Ive done my research and only one religion makes sense.
#343 to #340 - thebritishguy (02/24/2013) [-]
please, you are just rejecting in your heart the real carbohydrate based God
#347 to #343 - slowbroking (02/24/2013) [-]
Are you serious? How can you believe that? The ONLY logical explanation is that Castiel is the one true God. Your God is a lie. He was created in order to sell more Pokemon games!
#351 to #347 - thebritishguy (02/24/2013) [-]
oh come on, the evidence is all around us!
#338 - swedishassassin (02/24/2013) [-]
My reaction when ever you post this pointless, fight-inducing crap.
My reaction when ever you post this pointless, fight-inducing crap.
#334 - underlois (02/24/2013) [-]
My image describes religion and FJ soo well
#332 - MasterManiac (02/24/2013) [-]
Does anyone actually find this post funny, or is it just atheists agreeing with the opinion in it?
User avatar #327 - beroty (02/24/2013) [-]
IF GOD HATES gayS WHY THE BOYS ARE COMING TO MY YARD????

atheists:0
christians:0
Milkshake:1
User avatar #331 to #327 - chuckey (02/24/2013) [-]
that was a good one
User avatar #321 - srapture (02/24/2013) [-]
I thought the talking snake was Satan... That isn't exactly saying "gays are freaks, but that snake was an okay guy!".
#318 - crystalakekiler (02/24/2013) [-]
Why does it seem necessary for this 						****					 on every site now? 						*******					 annoying.
Why does it seem necessary for this **** on every site now? ******* annoying.
#317 - kingpongthedon (02/24/2013) [-]
If you paid attention to the story, you'd recall that the talking snake was not legit as **** .

Also you'd know that the Bible isn't a historical document, but a series of parables and allegories collected by ancient Hebrews millenia ago that aren't meant to be taken literally. Seriously, saying stuff like this entirely negates all of Abrahamic religion is like saying that since water vapor doesn't behave like an ideal gas negates all of science. You're entirely missing the point. The Bible sets out to describe what a good person is and does in a variety of situations, including some that probably didn't happen, but better explain the point.

And yes, homosexuality was an abomination (disregarding the vast difference in our definitions of "abomination") back then. But you have to keep in mind that this was thousands of years ago pertaining to a desert people who were frequently at war and had to have a dozen kids to maintain population levels, keep the farm going, be ready for battle, etc. If you weren't having kids, you were a drain on society. Ancient Greeks and Romans had very secure leisure societies and didn't need to have so many kids so they could afford to not be popping out babies all the time, ancient Hebrews just did not have that luxury.

The Bible isn't a textbook, it uses non-literal story-telling to portray right and wrong to an ancient group of people. Religion has evolved a great deal in the times since. A surprisingly few amount of religious people are literalists (<10% worldwide, though about 15% in the US) yet over 85% of people are still religious. Treating it as the Absolute Unchangeable Truth just shows you're ignorant of the situation and only serves to hurt your arguments. There are plenty of legitimate arguments against religion, but this just isn't one.

Sorry for the wall of text, but you made it through and hopefully learned something. Thanks for reading.
#410 to #317 - chiefbonebiter (02/26/2013) [-]
I have no idea what was your point, but I totally agree with you. I'm pretty sure your comment was smart or something. Here. Have a thumb
#315 - jaigurudevaom (02/24/2013) [-]
I think if we all lived by the teachings in the bible then we wouldn't be as civilized as we are   
I mean the bible says if your wife isn't a virgin when you marry her you have to execute her    
Geez people get into the 21st century
I think if we all lived by the teachings in the bible then we wouldn't be as civilized as we are
I mean the bible says if your wife isn't a virgin when you marry her you have to execute her
Geez people get into the 21st century
User avatar #346 to #315 - thirteenthdoctor (02/24/2013) [-]
How the **** did Jesus teleport to America?
#314 - manofbeardliness (02/24/2013) [-]
You can tell 100 people the same thing and they'll all interpret it differently, and that my dear friend is called perception. The Bible is a collection of scrolls all written in different times and in different places in middle eastern and lower European lands.  On top of that the parts of the bible mentioning homosexuality being an abomination are in the old testament and therefor applied to old Jewish law.  Christianity's basis surrounds the teachings of Jesus and not once does he teach that homosexuality is a sin.  Jesus taught to love everyone (even whores) unconditionally yada-yada, etc.  Sorry if this doesn't make sense, it's 						*******					 early and I'm not trying that hard.   
   
Here's a moderately funny gif for your reads.
You can tell 100 people the same thing and they'll all interpret it differently, and that my dear friend is called perception. The Bible is a collection of scrolls all written in different times and in different places in middle eastern and lower European lands. On top of that the parts of the bible mentioning homosexuality being an abomination are in the old testament and therefor applied to old Jewish law. Christianity's basis surrounds the teachings of Jesus and not once does he teach that homosexuality is a sin. Jesus taught to love everyone (even whores) unconditionally yada-yada, etc. Sorry if this doesn't make sense, it's ******* early and I'm not trying that hard.

Here's a moderately funny gif for your reads.
#312 - cough (02/24/2013) [-]
Anti-religious post a day keeps the funny away...
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