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Submitted: 12/09/2012
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User avatar #3 - acedce (12/10/2012) [+] (9 replies)
What about when the devil caused all humans to die by tempting Eve? I have no idea how many people died through out all time but i think its more.
#25 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Satan's the reason we're mortal, this was left out.
User avatar #28 to #25 - techketzer (12/10/2012) [-]
Nowhere does it state, imply or even hint that Satan and the snake are identical or even just connected.

Satan = snake is fandom, not canon.
User avatar #12 - shinigamigod (12/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
In my experience it is difficult for fictional characters to kill real people.
User avatar #21 - callammo (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
just out of interest, who did Satan kill???
User avatar #23 to #21 - mortality (12/10/2012) [-]
Job's children. Job was God's single greatest disciple at the time, so Satan made his house collapse, killing all of his children, after he sent bandits to burn Job's crops and ****** the workers in the fields. All of this was wish God's permission
User avatar #1 - nicookje (12/09/2012) [-]
source: http://www.chrisbeach.co.uk/viewQuotes.php?QuotePage=1&navTab=Quote
User avatar #32 - garvielxloken (12/10/2012) [-]
Pft. Satan's such a ***** .
#11 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> 2,270,365

>no specific numbers were given

huh?
User avatar #16 to #11 - sketchE ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
reread it the body count is of the numbers actually given
#19 - sorrowofdaedalus (12/10/2012) [-]
I am a hellenic polytheist, this post irrelephant.
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