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Submitted: 12/09/2012
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User avatar #3 - acedce (12/10/2012) [+] (9 replies)
What about when the devil caused all humans to die by tempting Eve? I have no idea how many people died through out all time but i think its more.
#25 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Satan's the reason we're mortal, this was left out.
User avatar #28 to #25 - techketzer (12/10/2012) [-]
Nowhere does it state, imply or even hint that Satan and the snake are identical or even just connected.

Satan = snake is fandom, not canon.
User avatar #12 - shinigamigod (12/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
In my experience it is difficult for fictional characters to kill real people.
User avatar #21 - callammo (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
just out of interest, who did Satan kill???
User avatar #23 to #21 - mortality (12/10/2012) [-]
Job's children. Job was God's single greatest disciple at the time, so Satan made his house collapse, killing all of his children, after he sent bandits to burn Job's crops and murder the workers in the fields. All of this was wish God's permission
User avatar #1 - nicookje (12/09/2012) [-]
source: http://www.chrisbeach.co.uk/viewQuotes.php?QuotePage=1&navTab=Quote
User avatar #32 - garvielxloken (12/10/2012) [-]
Pft. Satan's such a pussy.
#11 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> 2,270,365

>no specific numbers were given

huh?
User avatar #16 to #11 - sketchE (12/10/2012) [-]
reread it the body count is of the numbers actually given
#19 - sorrowofdaedalus (12/10/2012) [-]
I am a hellenic polytheist, this post irrelephant.
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