incest in the bible? no way. not sure if repost, saw it on google... In the Bible Cain killed Abel, so while I get the point OP is making, I don't know why they picked those two as examples. Also, why is it that Christianity seem
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incest in the bible? no way

not sure if repost, saw it on google.

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#13 - jeppnp (06/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
People seem to miss the point, in the bible it dosen't claim that god created the only human, just the "right" human, the christian people.


so there is more people than adam and eve, they just aren't christian.

btw, I am an ateist
User avatar #22 to #13 - therealmethlab (07/01/2012) [-]
Not all Atheist are smart.

-An Atheist
User avatar #8 - drakesblood (06/30/2012) [+] (12 replies)
In the Bible Cain killed Abel, so while I get the point OP is making, I don't know why they picked those two as examples. Also, why is it that Christianity seems to be the only religion that is ridiculed directly on this channel?
#87 - fallenfromtheline (07/01/2012) [-]
**fallenfromtheline rolled user colorparty ** YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!
User avatar #32 - VincentKing ONLINE (07/01/2012) [+] (23 replies)
It is said Adam and Eve were the first humans, it never said that there weren't any other humans.
User avatar #26 - thatawesomekid (07/01/2012) [-]
They had other kids.

Now that we've settled on this stupid post, how about some tea?
#85 - AnonymousDonor (07/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
umm isnt it obvious? lets whip out some evolution logic
adam and eve were the first "humans" yes? all that means is that they were the first species of the DNA sequence known as homo sapiens thus meaning that their DNA is "100% human"
such humans came about by the evolutionary dirty-dancing of beings that were 99.99999999% humans until it resulted in a mutation creating a 100% human creature
even though Cain and Abel were the only members of the 2nd generation of 100% humans, they were still genetically similar enough to the human ancestors to reproduce with them without any gay incest necessary

the moar you know
#86 to #85 - AnonymousDonor (07/01/2012) [-]
and if you dont buy that, then id like to see if anyone else cain tell me how they were abel to reproduce
User avatar #69 - whaleking (07/01/2012) [+] (7 replies)
cain and able were not their only children it says they had sons and daughters.
User avatar #71 to #69 - justsomeunitedguy (07/01/2012) [-]
doesn't matter how many they have, they're all related.
#58 - ipizz (07/01/2012) [+] (8 replies)
its funny coz OP didnt read the bible. Adam have more than 3 children, males and females.
#63 to #60 - ipizz (07/01/2012) [-]
i feel sorry to hear that bro. so called christian church failed to teach what really is in the bible. also no time to read comments; here for funny pics. im assuming you already now but for those who dont its on Genesis 5:4. peace
User avatar #55 - blanery (07/01/2012) [-]
Adam and Eve were not the only humans around at the time, outside Eden there were wandering nomad groups. Adam and Eve were the only religious humans at the time.
User avatar #29 - deathlordgusta (07/01/2012) [-]
their children went to a nearby village to each find a wife.

fuck logic.
User avatar #54 - addictakilla (07/01/2012) [-]
mfw atheists argue about incest in religion, even though this is the book of Genesis, and anti-incest wasn't established until Leviticus.
#113 - joecotter (07/03/2012) [+] (10 replies)
i dont know if someone has already put this, because there is a lot of shit already written on this post, but cain and abel arent the only two children of adam and eve in the bible.
User avatar #1 - lilnuggetbob (06/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Yes, there was incest back then when it was the only way, it instructs that only now and days, when there are enough Humans so that you do not need to do incest.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lilnuggetbob (06/30/2012) [-]
my family doesn't hate our relative, they hate us though.
#126 - sippay (07/07/2012) [-]
**sippay rolled user lapfoxtrax ** I summon you to stop this shitstorm
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#125 - sippay (07/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Christians believe that all of the humans in this world were inbred from 2 people who lived 10 000 years ago. this is not even possible and is demonstrably false, because of "inbreeding depression" all humans would become extinct.

And they deny evolution. evolution explains how the diversity of life on earth, it also explains how humans came, how all the races evolved. Africans have evolved their skin color as an adaptation to their environment, how Caucasians, evolved in ice ages, and how all other races evolved.
User avatar #101 - cosmiczoom (07/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
shit niggers you gotta lose some to win some,
Adam and Eve had prob 5 kids two boys(Cain and Abel) and 3 girls. After Abel was murdered, god sent Cain away to another part of earth, which is where he took one of his sisters with him -_- yep.. incest
User avatar #115 to #101 - ebonywyvern (07/06/2012) [-]
When did they have daughters?
User avatar #88 - riversjack (07/01/2012) [+] (15 replies)
In the bible, Adam and Eve were the FIRST people on the Earth. NOT THE ONLY. THE FIRST.
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#78 - Woodlock (07/01/2012) [-]
They had other children, and if i understand genetics at all, the gene pool was small enough so there weren't really any fuck ups.

but on incest:
hey, old testament what are ya gonna do?
User avatar #62 - fucktheniggers (07/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
passcode cracking!!!!





get it, because cain and abel is a program, guise, srsly?
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