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#22 - invisabull
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(02/04/2013) [-]
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#14 - demonbunny
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(02/04/2013) [-]
>The term 'Man' is used to describe the human race as a whole, or 'humanity'
>'Man' refers to both the male and female gender
>'Man' was created in 'God's' image
>'God' is a representative of both genders
>'God' is part male, part female
>'God' possesses both male and female genitalia and reproductive systems
>'God' is hermaphrodite
#16 to #14 - wasbeert
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Hi there, I´m god
#17 to #14 - zerokiller
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(02/04/2013) [-]
He created man and then thought he needed a partner or whatever then he created Eve using the rib of Adam. So if I had to guess I would say god is a man.
#33 to #17 - militarybus
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(02/23/2013) [-]
Lilith first, not eve. do you even bible bro?
#18 to #17 - thebritishguy
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(02/04/2013) [-]
does that not seem sexist to you?
#19 to #18 - zerokiller
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(02/04/2013) [-]
In what way?
#20 to #19 - thebritishguy
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(02/04/2013) [-]
what do you mean in what way? Females purpose in life is to please men that's why they were created, that's the idea put forward in the bible
#21 to #20 - zerokiller
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(02/04/2013) [-]
1. It was a question, no need to get rude.
2. Eh, you know what... **** it i don't feel like having an argument over the internet.
Good day.
#23 to #21 - josephkirk
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(02/04/2013) [-]
but...it was just getting good. why'd you stop?
#15 to #14 - facadeon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
But then the bible goes on to say that women were made from the man's rib bone...
#26 - acksl
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(02/04/2013) [-]
#7 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Why is this in atheism? surely it should be in religion
Why is this in atheism? surely it should be in religion
#28 to #7 - shadowsynergy
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Because there is no god, so if people were smart all religious content would be in atheism.
#30 to #28 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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(02/04/2013) [-]
WOW.... i have no words to describe how much of a dick you sound like
#27 - xactor
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(02/04/2013) [-]
#11 - neogrungist
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(02/04/2013) [-]
so you're saying he gets almost as much action as chuck norris?
so you're saying he gets almost as much action as chuck norris?
#8 - notquitesolidsnake
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(02/04/2013) [-]
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#9 to #8 - couriersix
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#3 - anon
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(02/03/2013) [-]
God does not have gender so that statement is exponentially ignorant.
#4 to #3 - mrmariomike [OP]
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Or a joke...
#12 - lolkeklol
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(02/04/2013) [-]
thats a weird way to spell shreck...
#31 to #12 - whatwhatnthebutt
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(02/05/2013) [-]
That's a weird way to spell Shrek.
#1 - fckingkiddingme
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(02/03/2013) [-]
God is everywhere ... so his penis is everywhere! On the very chair I'm sitting on! In the very clothes I'm dressed in? Well good thing I don't belive in god, and I'm not getting ass raped for my entire life then :D

And if god is everywhere ... why the **** do you eat him (food), you freaking cannibals!
#2 to #1 - traveltech
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(02/03/2013) [-]
That's something Christians are supposed to do though. It's normally called communion.
#5 to #2 - darthdingo
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(02/03/2013) [-]
I call it awful tasting. Seriously, you should try it. Tastes horrible. Never doin' that again!
#6 to #5 - traveltech
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Oh believe me I have. Lousy stuff.
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