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#1 - lamarss (09/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #7 to #1 - boeka (09/18/2012) [-]
Completely irrelevant gif. I like it.
#3 - finishhimlarry (09/18/2012) [-]
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Boy, someone saying religious people are assholes, this can't backfire at all!
User avatar #9 to #3 - popadoo (09/18/2012) [-]
Hahaha... backFIRE.
User avatar #167 to #9 - FeeFieFoe (09/19/2012) [-]
Hahaha... THIS......

#104 - combatplatypus (09/19/2012) [-]
The same could be said for 95% of all atheist channel posts.
The same could be said for 95% of all atheist channel posts.
#24 - anon (09/18/2012) [-]
so much religion hate today...
oh man.
apparently atheists are perfect 'angels' (get it haha) and catholics/muslims/ all religious folks are the worlds worst form of aids.
we're all assholes in some parts of our lives. we're all realy nice people in some parts of our lives. you cant blame one specific group of people for the worlds faults.
#26 to #24 - yeahguy (09/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #32 to #24 - Mahazama (09/18/2012) [-]
You can blame one specific group, if that specific group incorporates practically everyone on the planet (theists).
Religion is a hindrance to scientific progress and harbors ignorance and intolerance of all kinds. It's the one thing humanity could do without.
User avatar #63 to #32 - teoberry (09/18/2012) [-]
>hinderance to science

>optics, algebra, the big ******* bang, CWEB computer programming systems, HPO formalism, Galileo was Catholic, Copernicus, Mendel, Pascal, Pasteur

and that's a few out of many. shut up, and stop bashing Catholics because you think it makes you look cool.
User avatar #68 to #63 - sunnydaycoffee (09/18/2012) [-]
> Galileo
Yea, and the Catholics put him on house arrest for his entire life after he found out that earth revolves around the sun. That backfired didn't it? It's not like those religions MADE them smart... moron.
User avatar #69 to #68 - teoberry (09/18/2012) [-]
he initially received approval from the church the publish the book that got him arrested, but it was through further reading that he appeared to be insulting the pope and the jesuits, so they decided to arrest him. remember this was the 1500's, everyone was ****** then. twat
#70 to #69 - sunnydaycoffee (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm the twat? Check this out.
User avatar #72 to #70 - brockyboi (09/18/2012) [-]
So science was increasing at a steady rate and then literally dropped off? I'm fairly sure that the religion that had been around for a thousand years or so didn't revert the whole entire Earth to the stone age...
#73 to #72 - sunnydaycoffee (09/18/2012) [-]
Do some research and then you will understand what it means... nice profile picture, I understand why you don't understand.
User avatar #77 to #73 - brockyboi (09/18/2012) [-]
Along with the fact that the post generalizes religion, not bringing up the fact that Einstein, who vastly helped the world and was a key part of creating the atom bomb that ended WWII was very heavily Jewish. But no, RELIGION BAD
User avatar #79 to #77 - sunnydaycoffee (09/18/2012) [-]
Einstein was an Atheist... good one idiot. Also, you are implying religion MAKES someone a genius. That is stupid... that's like me saying just because someone eats at mcdonalds and they are smart, that makes them smart.
User avatar #82 to #79 - brockyboi (09/18/2012) [-]
But Atheism makes people smart? That's what every Atheist thinks! Also! This site rates Jews on a scale of 15
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Doesn't it feel bad when the facts start stacking up?
User avatar #86 to #82 - sunnydaycoffee (09/18/2012) [-]
>Facts stacking up
The discovery channel said he was an Atheist and showed proof... I'll believe them over "JEWORNOTJEW.COM" Hahaha you moron...
User avatar #87 to #86 - brockyboi (09/18/2012) [-]
"A Jew who sheds his faith along the way, or who even picks up a different one, is still a Jew."-Albert Einstein (I.E. Him admitting he will always be Jewish)
User avatar #89 to #87 - sunnydaycoffee (09/18/2012) [-]
Albert Einstein- "It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously"
User avatar #92 to #89 - brockyboi (09/18/2012) [-]
Ok, well I suppose he did contradict himself there, I will give you that one. Regardless, photo on Dark Ages was not correct and you pretend like you're so oppressed, when you really aren't. I will give you the point on Einstein though.
User avatar #84 to #79 - brockyboi (09/18/2012) [-]
Don't know too many Atheists that were offered to be in charge of Israel...
User avatar #75 to #73 - brockyboi (09/18/2012) [-]
Your graph implies that science literally reversed itself during the Dark Ages. It brings up nothing about the plague or corruption, but that Christians said "no more science!" and it just happened willy-nilly. Do some research and you'll find that google images isn't always 100% accurate.
User avatar #76 to #75 - sunnydaycoffee (09/18/2012) [-]
Oh my **** ... seriously, do some research. Do you know what caused the dark ages? Start there moron.
User avatar #81 to #76 - brockyboi (09/18/2012) [-]
"Truly, the Germanic invasions initiated societal collapse. I don’t think it was Christianity, though I think Rome was weakened at that point by Christianity issues"
"Kidding aside, the Dark Ages saw the foundation of Christian monasteries which kept scholarship alive. Eventually kingdoms and feudalism were born and a merchant class developed. Warriors who were loyal to a kingdom and ruler provided protection and helped preserve order. We started to re-evolve"
#100 to #70 - teoberry (09/19/2012) [-]
a) we are exploring the galaxy by now, idiot   
b) where's the proof that this happened?   
c) from what i found, that graph is from a pro-athiest website, a hardcore one at that.   
here's my rebuttal in picture form. note this isn't all athiests, just ones like you.
a) we are exploring the galaxy by now, idiot
b) where's the proof that this happened?
c) from what i found, that graph is from a pro-athiest website, a hardcore one at that.

here's my rebuttal in picture form. note this isn't all athiests, just ones like you.
#262 to #68 - anon (09/19/2012) [-]
Galileo actually thought that the universe revolved around our sun..... He was wrong too. Just saying. Google it and you will see it right there. Your picture of tech advancement only applies to Europe. At that time China was busy advancing their asses off with little to no hindrance and still didn't get much further. Your point is invalid.
#38 to #32 - blackandwhitegod (09/18/2012) [-]
Man I do so love that self righteous aggrandizement. Tell me again about Religion has hindered science... cus I mean its obvious we are in the neolithic period.

Please kill yourself.

No wait. Pretty please kill yourself. You are the reason the world is **** , not theists. 12 year olds with such big stigmas that they blame a group, without any proof or knowledge of the sutation, for one thing then turn around do it themselves.

The world would not miss you or anyone like you. And I assure you while there are people like you on both sides of the argument, atheists and theists, you in particular are the reason some people think genocide and dictatorships are good. Because given freedom of reproduction and choice, you would **** up everything to the point that we might as well start over as amoebas.
User avatar #42 to #38 - mrpeak (09/18/2012) [-]
I do not agree with Mahazama completely however he does make a valid point . If you look at the video on youtube The Erosion of Progress by Religions. It has Neil deGrasse Tyson giving a great speech. Although you may not agree it is good to try understand other peoples opinions sometimes :)
User avatar #41 to #38 - Mahazama (09/18/2012) [-]
"Tell me again about Religion has hindered science... cus I mean its obvious we are in the neolithic period. "
Science itself is devoid of god, and the people who have made the biggest scientific contributions are athiests or agnostics of some sort.
"12 year olds with such big stigmas that they blame a group, without any proof or knowledge of the sutation, for one thing then turn around do it themselves."
No proof or knowledge? I'm pretty sure the violent protests happening in muslim countries was motivated by religion.
"The world would not miss you or anyone like you."
The theist world you mean, none of you give a **** if an athiest dies, because he's an athiest. You hate me because i'm the athiest minority.
#47 to #41 - blackandwhitegod (09/18/2012) [-]
^Science itself is devoid of god, and the people who have made the biggest scientific contributions are athiests or agnostics of some sort. ^
No it is not. And that is ******** . Bring me a studies sheet proving that the majority of scientists are atheist.
^No proof or knowledge? I'm pretty sure the violent protests happening in muslim countries was motivated by religion.^
Your lack of background knowledge of the situation in Syria, and the human mind, saddens me. Look back at the history and culture of those places as well as "mob mentality", it will help you understand. Religion was the spark, it was not the reason it blew up like it did.
^The theist world you mean, none of you give a **** if an athiest dies, because he's an athiest. You hate me because i'm the athiest minority.^

A. Not a theist.

B. Wouldn't miss you because you are uneducated and therefor a stain on what could be a lovely world.
#57 to #47 - anon (09/18/2012) [-]
thinly veiled theist is thinly veiled
#64 to #57 - blackandwhitegod (09/18/2012) [-]
I love people who want to avoid red thumbs or people thinking they are stupid by using anon posting.
User avatar #49 to #47 - Mahazama (09/18/2012) [-]
By violent protests, I meant the attacks on the US, German, and British embassies respectively. Those were motivated by a movie denouncing Muhammad and saying he's not the best guy ever. So muslims got butthurt and mad, and attacked multiple embassies, and killed a US ambassador.
#52 to #49 - dereken (09/18/2012) [-]
There are going to be bastards everywhere, and all they need is a reason. I would bet you my life life savings (A grand total of $506.12, I'm poor as **** ) that they'd have found some other reason to bomb embassies if there wasn't religion.
#60 to #52 - blackandwhitegod (09/18/2012) [-]
This. Someone who actually understands people. You would think 80% of the internet was incapable of logic or research. Thank you for renewing some faith.
User avatar #54 to #52 - Mahazama (09/18/2012) [-]
"People died, but it's okay because they would have done it eventually anyways, for another reason."
#61 to #54 - blackandwhitegod (09/18/2012) [-]
No one said it was ok?

Anyone with a brain would tell you yes, it was bound to happen regardless.
#59 to #24 - anon (09/18/2012) [-]
hey guys. anon again.
So I PERSONALLY dont care what you believe, theist or athiest, if you think one is better than the other or who goes where or what. waste your energy and figh about it as long as you want.

none of us really have a RIGHT (inb4 religious/athiest sob stories)

Im just saying it sucks that alot of us (me included) cant see that we ALL have something wrong with us.
#112 - shinryuken (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm so sick of these anti-theism and anti-atheism posts. They aren't even funny they just start internet arguments and mindless name calling more internet arguments that aren't even interesting to read.

Why can't we see more 'my god can beat your god at X(some activity)'.
Here let me start:

The Robot Devil is a better musician than the regular devil.
The robot devil has proven that he can call upon a third arm to play a fiddle with great skill. Also, the fiddle was made of solid gold and "weighs hundreds of pounds and sound crummy". His performance was not hindered by the immense weight of the fiddle, and despite the fact that it was as quoted by the Robot Devil himself "mostly for show" he still managed to put on an amazing display of musical knowledge and manual dexterity.
The normal devil has never displayed any musical ability to my knowledge and and possesses no obvious physical traits that may be beneficial to a musician besides the wings of an angel which may help with acoustics, but not much else.
The point is, the Robot Devil is a much greater musician than the regular Devil.
Therefore Robotology > Christianity/Catholicism/any other religion that derives its "Devil" from the same place as the previous two
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#97 - theelderscrolls (09/19/2012) [-]
and as i see another one of your posts i must mention that your user name annoys the **** out of me.
User avatar #189 to #97 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/19/2012) [-]
Oh god. This must be the xxxxxcodsniperxxxxx guy, eh?
*Goes up and checks*
#101 to #97 - KakashiHatake (09/19/2012) [-]
It's probably meant to rustle us
User avatar #120 to #97 - lorddarkskull (09/19/2012) [-]
don't mess with this guy, he probably slept with your mom
User avatar #188 - doodogger (09/19/2012) [-]
Actually according to my observations, it seems like athiests are doing that. I don't know many athiests who don't believe they are superior over religious people and personally attack them and call them dumb,

I am prepared for red thumbs bring it.
#194 to #188 - zukabazuka ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
How often you see us walking down the street with flame torches and guns? When was the last time we burned down a building?
#217 to #194 - anon (09/19/2012) [-]
last thuesday

you should have been there **** was so cash
User avatar #219 to #217 - fawkwayne (09/19/2012) [-]
******* anon. Made me lol.
User avatar #197 to #194 - doodogger (09/19/2012) [-]
All I know is that in America, religious people tend to not burn down buildings and atheists look down upon them anyways.
User avatar #199 to #194 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/19/2012) [-]
Religion, if not seen as truth, is seen as a societal tool. If I kill someone with a shovel does it compromise the integrity of the shovel as a tool?
User avatar #289 to #188 - doodogger (09/20/2012) [-]
I want to let you guys know that I haven't been thumbing down people's comments. I'm not a dick.
User avatar #193 to #188 - syis (09/19/2012) [-]
Religious people are convinced to know the truth and that the rest of the world is wrong, and that people should be agreeing for their own good.
Atheists are sure of nothing and couldn't be ****** thinking too much about something impossible to prove.

Think about it : which ones would be more likely to piss their neighbors off?
User avatar #195 to #193 - doodogger (09/19/2012) [-]
It depends, is it a pompous atheist, or a Pompous religious person?
User avatar #198 to #195 - syis (09/19/2012) [-]
Whatever, pompous or not, the atheist defines himself as "not knowing/not caring about" the real meaning of life and what the afterlife is about.
Did you ever try to convince anyone with your lack of theory?
User avatar #201 to #198 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/19/2012) [-]
No, you're wrong. The atheist actively rejects the existence of God. He doesn't admit to not knowing, he asserts that he knows there exists no god.
User avatar #205 to #201 - doodogger (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, the agnostic is the one claims to not know.
User avatar #226 to #205 - blargtastic (09/19/2012) [-]
Well, if you want to get technical, I'm an agnostic atheist; meaning, that I reject the idea of god, but I do not know for sure whether he exists or not seeing as how it's impossible to prove or disprove his existence since he is a dogma in and of itself.
User avatar #202 to #201 - syis (09/19/2012) [-]
That would imply a real definition of the word "God".
User avatar #203 to #202 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/19/2012) [-]
a supernatural being, who is worshipped as the controller of some part or whole of the universe or some aspect of life in the world or is the personification of some force.
User avatar #204 to #203 - syis (09/19/2012) [-]
So mankind is a God?
User avatar #207 to #204 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/19/2012) [-]
Supernatural: of, pertaining to, or being above or beyond what is natural; unexplainable by natural law or phenomena; abnormal.
User avatar #208 to #207 - syis (09/19/2012) [-]
And would you define the human mind as natural?
User avatar #209 to #208 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/19/2012) [-]
It can be explained by natural law, so yes.
User avatar #211 to #209 - syis (09/19/2012) [-]
No it can't.
Natural laws may explain the functions of the brain, but it does not explain why two twins would feel different about a same thing, nor would it explain why the human mind is so much different from the one of any other living creature.
#215 to #211 - zukabazuka ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Since I have a twin brother I can say we do have different opinion about things. Why? We don't share the same brain, we don't experience the same thing when we do things. We are still 2 people and we think different. Yes we can like the same things but we will not be the same at the end.

As for human mind is so different is most likely because we where raised different than the others. It builds around how you look and act.
User avatar #212 to #211 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/19/2012) [-]
Well, actually, Psychologists have explained how the human mind is porgrammed through various systems of nature and nurture. Two twins could feel differently about the same thing because they are individuals with individual experiences.
User avatar #214 to #212 - syis (09/19/2012) [-]
Again, these are not natural things, since nothing else, in nature, would apply to this.
Human mind is an unprecedented thing in the history of Earth, this is for sure.

There is nothing natural in thinking how to finish a Tetris level or in wanting to win an argument over the Internet.

Now, I have to go to work.

Have a pleasant day, fellow supernatural being.
#216 to #214 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm slightly confused. You're rejecting belief in a deity, yet suggest that the human mind is supernatural. For the human mind to be supernatural that would mean that it wouldn't exist in nature -- which would mean something created it.
User avatar #284 to #216 - syis (09/20/2012) [-]
No, I was just reacting over the definition of "atheist" that you gave, a person that denies any form of God.
Then I asked you what was a "God", which is essential in order to understand the previous definition.
I then proceeded to prove that the human mind in itself could be seen as "God-like".

My point being that most of the so called atheists actually believe in something deep inside, at the moment they subconsciously see humans above the rest of the life forms.
As I said, I think that most atheists just don't care about something we will never prove and that don't have a direct effect on how to feed your family.
Atheists see themselves as "superior", yes, it is true.
But wouldn't anyone whose opinion is based on reasoning, proofs, and deductions feel superior than someone whose faith is based on fairy tales?

Anyway, anyone in his right mind, feels that he is right deep inside. The difference is that when atheists just joke about the meaning of life, religious people actually take it seriously. Maybe a bit too much.
User avatar #206 to #204 - doodogger (09/19/2012) [-]
You can choose to believe that.
User avatar #210 to #206 - syis (09/19/2012) [-]
Yup, I can choose to believe whatever I want, since no religious people rules over my life.
#191 to #188 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/19/2012) [-]
You can add me to your list : )
Though I consider myself agnostic
#192 to #191 - doodogger (09/19/2012) [-]
How ironic on funnyjunk.
#196 to #192 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/19/2012) [-]
I believe in the power of the open mind. A vast majority of both Spiritual belief systems and Philosophical schools of thought support this. To sum it up, I believe the intellectual process in whole begins with an open mind. When I'm not on the internet I'm typically reading a book -- whether it be the Qur'an or Plato's republic, the Bible or An Essay Concerning Human Understanding. However, as an intellectual I highly prize the internet as a medium for the sharing of ideals. I mean, think of how much one mind can create -- now imagine the collective minds of billions of people. There really is no limits. This is just the start of something that will change course of human interaction until the end of time as we know it. It all starts with an open mind though, friend.
User avatar #200 to #196 - doodogger (09/19/2012) [-]
I have an open mind, I don't believe most athiests are bad, some of them just need to stop looking down on religious people.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - lupislord (09/18/2012) [-]
I've always considered atheism to be a religion in of itself

That exception one that's actually an absence like the number 0 and the color black
User avatar #132 - ireallylikepotatoe (09/19/2012) [-]
Replace the word religious with Atheists and the words Doing with posting and you would be spot on.
User avatar #136 to #132 - noblexfenrir (09/19/2012) [-]
So because it can be offensive, it's not funny? I found this funny and so did others, what's wrong with it?

Ohhhhh it's about religion that's why, is there some imaginary 100ft pole I have to use with religion or something?
User avatar #137 to #136 - ireallylikepotatoe (09/19/2012) [-]
Chill out man. I was just making a joke out of a joke.
User avatar #138 to #137 - noblexfenrir (09/19/2012) [-]
Sigh apologies, just get sick of people saying that just because it's against religion it's always just hating and blah blah. You weren't doing that, I just jumped the gun. Again my apologies and accept this thumb as tribute for the corn harvest.
User avatar #140 to #138 - ireallylikepotatoe (09/19/2012) [-]
It's cool. We all get touchy when religion is mentioned for some reason.
#155 - kovymast (09/19/2012) [-]
Whatever you have to say, I will never take it seriously because of your username.
Whatever you have to say, I will never take it seriously because of your username.
#261 - CatfishCrothers (09/19/2012) [-]
OH GOD, THE 			*********		.   
Uhhh...don't mind me. Just passin' through.
OH GOD, THE ********* .

Uhhh...don't mind me. Just passin' through.
User avatar #256 - killertpu (09/19/2012) [-]
Honestly this post reminds me more of politics then religion
User avatar #55 - stallwallwriter (09/18/2012) [-]
Aw c'mon man don't be a dick. Not all - or even the majority - of religious people are like that. Stop making atheists look like smarmy bastards.
#154 - djponee (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm not going to waste your time or my time with the whole "I'm a Theist/Atheist and I'm..." ******** . Let's take a separate perspective on this.

This post can be very offensive if taken the wrong way, because it sounds like it is over generalizing religious people. Clearly though, I am sure that OP did not insist that all religious people do things like this. In light of current events and the happenings involving the US government and that of Egypt, I'm fairly certain OP instead meant examples such as those who slaughtered the US Embassy for the reason of a simple video making fun of their religion. If you honestly have eluded yourself to think all religions do this, you probably belong in a loony house.

Whereas, if you're a theist and felt the need to point out you don't do crazy **** , all I ask is: Why? Did this post really bother you enough to point out that you're religious and not completely ******* ? There are a lot of people out there who are religious and are not ******* crazy, with a little common sense and decency you'd realize OP probably wasn't singling you out directly. Take a chill pill.

The truth is, most of us have good intentions for the world. If we saw each other in our good intentions we'd realize there really is not much of a difference between an atheist and a theist. We're all good people regardless of our beliefs, and we're here to laugh at the more challenged individuals who can't accept that, not merely mimic their blind zealotry.
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