That's sure to work. . I In midgits wanna WE sumo , m ms to PREVENT mm ' l .. Yes, because gays only have gay children, just like straight people only have straight children.
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User avatar #32 - ireallylikepotatoe (05/05/2013) [-]
gays reproduce by cutting off a little bit of the gay and planting it in soil with plenty of water an sunlight and Sex and the city playing on a nearby TV.
#189 to #32 - sebg (05/06/2013) [-]
Like this
#39 to #32 - teamrocketninja ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
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#11 - pappathethird (05/05/2013) [-]
reminded me of this
User avatar #12 - heartlessrobot (05/05/2013) [-]
Yes, because gays only have gay children, just like straight people only have straight children.
#230 to #12 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
how does a post that completely missed the point of the post have so many thumbs?
#56 to #12 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
you are not "born homosexual". Sexuality is developed as you grow up
User avatar #129 to #56 - coolcalx (05/06/2013) [-]
you're not born straight either, so your comment is pretty unrelated to his joke.
User avatar #136 to #129 - snaresinger (05/06/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I was saying, but people just thumbed me right the **** down. -sigh-
User avatar #116 to #56 - snaresinger (05/06/2013) [-]
...based on genetically programmed hormones, WITH WHICH YOU ARE BORN. Read a book, asshole.
User avatar #128 to #116 - snaresinger (05/06/2013) [-]
I really don't understand why the **** I got thumbed down when I was agreeing with heartlessrobot. Funnyjunk, you are full of idiots. No offense.
User avatar #155 to #128 - accdodson (05/06/2013) [-]
Because what you said has no ground in real science because scientists aren't really sure where exactly the tendency to be gay comes from, just like you can't explain why I don't like broccoli but everyone else in my family does.
User avatar #162 to #155 - snaresinger (05/06/2013) [-]
No, they have some pretty solid correlations as to where sexuality comes from. Can you give me a source that says that science has no idea? Because that's absolutely wrong.
User avatar #130 to #128 - techjoker (05/06/2013) [-]
It's because you all are arguing over a ******* joke.
User avatar #135 to #130 - snaresinger (05/06/2013) [-]
My point was about the hypocrisy of FJ. It's pretty mindless.
User avatar #137 to #135 - techjoker (05/06/2013) [-]
You do understand that you're talking about FJ,but yet, you are asking why are you getting red thumbs for no reason...
User avatar #204 to #128 - heartlessrobot (05/06/2013) [-]
I don't know why you were thumbed down here. I think this might be my first unintentional ********* where I don't get thumbed down.
User avatar #193 to #128 - srapture (05/06/2013) [-]
Every thumb down is for a reason. People may be more likely to thumb down a comment that is already in negative thumbs but that won't be all it takes to make them follow suit, contrary to the popular belief of people who say stupid **** and return flabbergasted that their comment is on -10.
#154 to #128 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
You have my thumb. Bro Funnyjunk is a pack of idiots. I'm going anon because I know how these retards work. And how to manipulate them for thumbs. Once you get used to them its pretty easy :P QUICK TIP! Don't say anything slightly confusing.
#91 to #56 - lamarisagoodname (05/06/2013) [-]
heaven forbid an anon provide a legal argument, right FJ?
#197 to #56 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
if you have the choice of being gay or not, you're bisexual. congratulations ******** .
#13 to #12 - CaptainPugwash (05/05/2013) [-]
You have definitely missed the joke here.
You have definitely missed the joke here.
#14 to #13 - heartlessrobot (05/05/2013) [-]
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You've missed my joke.
#15 to #14 - CaptainPugwash (05/05/2013) [-]
I most probably have.
I most probably have.
#16 to #15 - heartlessrobot (05/05/2013) [-]
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The joke is people think that if gays are allowed to adopt, the kids will become gay because they were raised by homosexuals, yet they ignore the fact that if there are homosexuals they were at one point raised by heterosexuals, meaning heterosexuals raise homosexual children by their logic.
#17 to #16 - CaptainPugwash (05/05/2013) [-]
But the post has nothing to do with adoption, which is where my confusion arose.
But the post has nothing to do with adoption, which is where my confusion arose.
User avatar #35 to #17 - gobnick ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
they want to isolate gay people because they think at some point they'll die off because they think they reproduce at all through their intercourse with their lover, what they don't understand is
1. homosexuals came from heterosexuals, so there'll always be more
2. they obviously lack even basic sexual education
3. thinking that they could isolate every homosexual in the united states would be just like what we did right after pearl harbor, putting japanese people in camps, it's unconstitutional and abhorrent.
4. they also lack any semblance of intelligence
#117 to #35 - snaresinger (05/06/2013) [-]
>what America did after Pearl Harbor   
   
...or, you know, what that other guy with the funny mustache did to Jews, invalids, and, oh yes, gay people. What was his name again?
>what America did after Pearl Harbor

...or, you know, what that other guy with the funny mustache did to Jews, invalids, and, oh yes, gay people. What was his name again?
#192 to #117 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
No one like you snare, you're a douche. ;D
User avatar #125 to #117 - gobnick ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
damn, never thought i'd see the day i defend the westboro baptist church, and let alone from hitler, he's a goddamn teddybear (in his philosophy) compared to those psychopaths
User avatar #126 to #125 - gobnick ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
the wbpc members were proposing isolation, not necessarily enslavement and genocide
User avatar #41 to #35 - CaptainPugwash (05/06/2013) [-]
Exactly, I took the main joke of the post to be that this woman was stupid enough to think that the homosexual couples would reproduce to make biological offspring, whereas the joke in the comment seemed to revolve round society's opinion and assumption about the effect of a homosexual couple raising a child, which seemed to me to be completely unrelated to the content.
User avatar #42 to #41 - gobnick ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
indeed, in fact, i can think of a few gay couples that would make MUCH better parents than A LOOOT of parents that i've seen
User avatar #44 to #42 - CaptainPugwash (05/06/2013) [-]
Light the beacons, someone is talking sense on the internet!
Really though, if only we could get this idea through to the narrow-minded, gullible pricks that make up one group of religious people. I don't mind if a person has religion, if it makes them happy then good for them! But what really annoys me is when people use their religion as an excuse for nothing short of prejudice and bigotry, and then try and push THEIR views on people other than THEMSELVES.
I mean, the former set of religious folks tend to be quite nice people on the whole. The latter group though, the really militant ones with no sense of tolerance or reasoning (I'm looking at you, WBC) can die in a fire, for all I care.
User avatar #46 to #44 - gobnick ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
i love how every religious person where i live had/has a sign from obama's last campaign saying "preserve religious freedom"....the irony was obviously lost on them.
(and to state the irony here's me)
soooo, what you're saying is we should vote to protect what has been the reasoning for murder, rape, suicide, genocide, and "the terrorist attacks" as you think, so you can use it to not only overlook and possibly support these things, but also so you can use it to oppress a kind of person who didn't choose to believe something like you did, but were born a certain way that cannot be influenced by decision, it is merely biological programming, but, then again, why would i use this term for you, you probably don't even remember what biology is....anyway, go **** yourself, with something spiky and sandpaper-y
(also, this is directed towards those people, not any fjers, cause even the most ignorant fjer knows basic stuff)
User avatar #55 to #46 - gobnick ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
oh, and i forgot to mention, these folk think that their rights are being infringed upon by him, they make themselves out to be the oppressed ones....that was key (how did i forget that?)
User avatar #18 to #17 - heartlessrobot (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm not sure where I'm going with this.
#19 to #18 - CaptainPugwash (05/05/2013) [-]
Me neither.
Me neither.
User avatar #47 to #20 - gobnick ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
do you know the reason why this works both as "fantastic" and kind of as "buttsex"?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-lN8vWm3m0

now you do, go ahead, feel smart, you've earned it
User avatar #108 to #47 - skyie (05/06/2013) [-]
thanks to you i learned something at 2 am...
#202 to #13 - heartlessrobot (05/06/2013) [-]
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I'm sorry they thumbed you down. In fact, when you had one thumb down, I thumbed you back up.
<To people thumbing you down
#82 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
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#53 - SILENCEnight (05/06/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at Swag brah ** wow.
#8 - goryheadstump (05/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - traveltech ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
I don't think she even knows what gay means...
#77 - ggdhindo (05/06/2013) [-]
yes I am a Christian and westboro is stupid! but we still gotta love em, cuz without them who are we gonna make a fun of when God is actually cool about being gay?
User avatar #86 to #77 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
But most (if not all) Christian churches are against gays.
I used to go to a pretty laid back church (wasn't religious, just felt like family because I grew up in that church) and frankly I was a little shocked at how much they were against gay marriage.
User avatar #133 to #86 - coolcalx (05/06/2013) [-]
only from a spiritual standpoint though. kinda like how pre-marital sex is immoral, but not illegal
User avatar #232 to #133 - rifee (05/11/2013) [-]
Can you explain what you mean by "from a spirital standpoint"?

I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, or how it changes their attitude towards gays :P
User avatar #138 to #133 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
But a lot are very against gay marriage. Which, as long as it's a legal matter instead of just a religious one, means they're actively working to make being in a gay couple less valid.

They're trying to push their ideas on the law.
Which is why I've been arguing that marriage shouldn't be a legal matter. Civil Unions should be the only unions recognized by the state. Let the religious have their ceremonies all they want, but leave it at that.
User avatar #151 to #138 - coolcalx (05/06/2013) [-]
I do understand where you're coming from though. A lot of individual people oppose gay marriage rights and actively work against them, but that's typically because they just don't know how the law works, and are a little overzealous in spreading their beliefs. institutions, on the other hand, are run by a collection of highly educated people who do understand the separation between law and theology. so like I said, the religious institutions teach that homosexuality is immoral, but they teach this to their followers instead of to congress. it's the individuals who are to blame, not the actual institutions themselves.
User avatar #216 to #151 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
So, you're saying that the group's leaders teach this, but in no way support their members from actually song something about it?
User avatar #224 to #216 - coolcalx (05/06/2013) [-]
you have to remember that by "institution" I don't mean individual churches. the institution means the higher branch, i.e. denomination leading groups such as the "Assemblies of God" council etc. and no, they (typically) do not
User avatar #226 to #224 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
Most of the high groups you're talking about do have a negative stance on it. Plenty of times the churches themselves are either farther right or left wing than their heads, but most do follow what their bible says and have a stance against gay marriage.
User avatar #140 to #138 - coolcalx (05/06/2013) [-]
holy matrimony =/= marriage

they are separate things.
User avatar #217 to #140 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
But, the church is arguing that it's the same. That's the whole problem. "Marriage is between a man and a woman" and all that.
User avatar #89 to #86 - jackthefurfag (05/06/2013) [-]
Mormons aren't anti gay. Those are the only ones I can think of.
User avatar #92 to #89 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link totally says homosexuality is wrong. Their commandments page, the sexuality one. Sorry, I don't have the link. But if you Google "Mormon stance on homosexuality" it should be the first page.
User avatar #93 to #92 - jackthefurfag (05/06/2013) [-]
Hmm. Well the Mormons out here don't have problems with the gay guys over here.
guess its just a personal thing. Though they are more accepting than other churches that I've seen.
User avatar #95 to #93 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
My family traces back to the roots of the religion. I've heard enough bad about the religion to personally not want anything to do with it.

Of course, I have the same feelings towards all organized religion. The idea behind it (community and family and all that) are amazing, but in practice people corrupt the purest ideas.
#96 to #95 - jackthefurfag (05/06/2013) [-]
ᴵ'ᵐ ʷᶦᶜᶜᵃᶰ ˢᵒ ᴵ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵖʳᵒᵇᶫᵉᵐˢ⋅⋅⋅
User avatar #98 to #96 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
Interesting. Do you have any facts to back your statement?
User avatar #100 to #98 - jackthefurfag (05/06/2013) [-]
Wicca is not an organized religion. Plus one of the main things is Do harm on no-one. (even though i'm swat...) This includes discriminating.
Its really hard to provide "Facts" Because people worship in different ways.
ʸᵒᵘ'ᶫᶫ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ʷᵒʳᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵗ⋅⋅⋅
User avatar #101 to #100 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh, well see, here's the problem. For some reason my phone isn't loading your text. All I could see was the picture followed by " ' ' ..."
User avatar #102 to #101 - jackthefurfag (05/06/2013) [-]
Sorry I was using small text. anyway Wiccan master race FTW.
User avatar #103 to #102 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
I honestly don't know much about wicca, anything you'd care to share about it?
User avatar #105 to #103 - jackthefurfag (05/06/2013) [-]
Tomorrow, I need to hit the sack I have my beat in a few hours.
User avatar #106 to #105 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
Goodnight then, internet stranger!
User avatar #139 to #106 - redstonealchemist (05/06/2013) [-]
(continued again.)
the collection of native american religions will henceforth be recognized as Nat-Ame. nat-ame, aborigine, druidry, astaru, odinism, shinto and many others are in fact fully compatible, they simply use different names and respect different aspects of the ecosystem that they exist within
User avatar #134 to #106 - redstonealchemist (05/06/2013) [-]
(continued.)
an interesting myth of odinism is that odinn did the bad thing with a GIANTESS OF THE EARTH, and gaia (foremost goddess in wicca, motherly titan of earth to the ancient greek and far too big of a coincidence to ignore) in ancient greek and wiccan is referred to as THE EARTH MOTHER or the ALLMOTHER, while odin is often referred to as the ALLFATHER. you could even see wicca and odinism as two sides of the same coin as they are completely compatible with room to spare.
other religions can fit nicely into this amalgamation such as druidry, which is often seen as masculine wicca (wicce) and focuses more on animals within nature than nature itself. druidry was incorporated into wicca as much as 3000 years ago or even longer! druidry is extremely similar and very much compatible with native american and native australian beliefs
User avatar #127 to #106 - redstonealchemist (05/06/2013) [-]
i'll help!
wicca is grouped together with various small-ish religions including odinism and are collectively called paganism (which is hilarious because earlier christians believe 'pagan' was an insult, but it actually means country-dweller).
generally pagan religions are gentle and kindly. it also involves a lot of other religions that are considered to be quite large like buddhism (especially shinto-buddhism). technically speaking a pagan belief is any religion that does not keep muhammed as a propet. on the absolute basic level, wicca is loving the earth like a goddess. hundreds of variations exist mainly involving a duality (the mother of earth and the father of the hunt), however many believe in associate gods that are similar. for example there are similarities between odinism and the dodekatheism pantheon of the ancient greek. another interesting fact is that the ancient greek believed that gods from other countries existed as well
User avatar #132 to #77 - rhiaanor (05/06/2013) [-]
Not even the dumbest of christians(not to mean christans are dumb because) like wesboro. Noone does, not even the most evil god in any religion ever.
User avatar #123 to #77 - redstonealchemist (05/06/2013) [-]
this is how i see christianity: the bible has bad stuff in, but is written by people, not god
there are good christians and bad christians

chances are in favor of you being a good christian (love thy neighbor, thou shalt not kill, etc). a perfect example of a bad christian is the westboro baptist church.
(note: i always want to type borough instead of boro, must be my englishness)
User avatar #104 - owmyanus (05/06/2013) [-]
I bet isolating all gays to one area would be heaven for them
#83 - sircool (05/06/2013) [-]
oh boy, another fine example of how the 12 year old atheists on this site pick out the stupidest members of a religion, namely christanity. why? cause they think they're oppressed of course, because they act all douchy when it comes to it and hate it when some one says something back. Hell, it's not like there's a LOT of atheists who deny jesus's existence entirely throughout history, or how religious beliefs and staying true to their morals have helped many people. no, they focus on the same stories that have been pounded into their heads by their other 12 year old autistic minds that there is no existence of a god. they say that if humanity and all it's creation and discovery simply vanished, another race of beings would discover the same scientific facts but not religious beliefs. Wrong. If another race of beings evolved like human beings, god would still be created/discovered, then science. if they developed though process first however, god would still be included due to the fact of creation's infinite causality. but 			****		 that right, no we have to act like dick heads and 			*******		 act like asshats instead of doing the right thing (something constantly said in majority of religions) and just get the 			****		 along. I would gladly continue this but the hour grows late and I tire typing words that will inevitably fall on deaf ears.
oh boy, another fine example of how the 12 year old atheists on this site pick out the stupidest members of a religion, namely christanity. why? cause they think they're oppressed of course, because they act all douchy when it comes to it and hate it when some one says something back. Hell, it's not like there's a LOT of atheists who deny jesus's existence entirely throughout history, or how religious beliefs and staying true to their morals have helped many people. no, they focus on the same stories that have been pounded into their heads by their other 12 year old autistic minds that there is no existence of a god. they say that if humanity and all it's creation and discovery simply vanished, another race of beings would discover the same scientific facts but not religious beliefs. Wrong. If another race of beings evolved like human beings, god would still be created/discovered, then science. if they developed though process first however, god would still be included due to the fact of creation's infinite causality. but **** that right, no we have to act like dick heads and ******* act like asshats instead of doing the right thing (something constantly said in majority of religions) and just get the **** along. I would gladly continue this but the hour grows late and I tire typing words that will inevitably fall on deaf ears.
#109 to #83 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Stop being a butthurt faggot. Faggot.
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User avatar #199 to #83 - lapsushominum ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
This content aside, I'm failing to see how you come to the conclusion that a different race that evolved like humans would discover/create the same god that Christians believe in. You say that it's because the universe must have an original cause, but that's an argument that's capable of being used by itself without the need for invoking another race, so I fail to understand how that part about another race is necessary or even related. Also, what does "if they developed through the procees first however" supposed to mean?

Overall, I just don't see how you're substantiating all of this.
User avatar #205 to #199 - sircool (05/06/2013) [-]
because of another race developed along the same evolutionary way as humanity, they'd create religious ideals of multiple gods, then evolve it into singular.
User avatar #227 to #205 - lapsushominum ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Are you saying that because you think that some part of the human brain (or the brain of a creature very similar to a human) is wired to want an explanation? If so, why should the explanation "evolve" into a singular god?
#107 to #83 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
hey
HEY


i love you.
#124 to #83 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
The concept of a deity is used by primitives to explain what they can not explain. In this modern era people should be able to drop this childish concept of comfort and look for actual answers, rather than just saying that some magic beard man did it.
User avatar #131 to #83 - kosicandavid (05/06/2013) [-]
Since the beginning of humanity every single civilization had some kind of gods to explain things around them. There have been many religions through eras. Many other ,,powerfull" gods. Where are gods like Zeus, Osiris, Jupiter? Where are their mighty religions? What is the difference between them and Christian God? Just because some carpenter 2000 years ago said he is son of him that made him real? Yes you are right if our civilization would be destroyed there would be created new gods. But not the one that you are thinking.
#169 to #131 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Zeus, Osiris, Jupiter? are you talking about "age of mythology"
User avatar #201 to #169 - kosicandavid (05/06/2013) [-]
No in Age of Mythologi those gods were Zeus, Thor and Horus...
#114 to #83 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
" if they developed though process first however, god would still be included due to the fact of creation's infinite causality"

You went full retard
#231 to #83 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
why so defensive? Is it suddenly not allowedtopost stupid things people say, when it is in any way connected to theirreligious beliefs?
You know how retarded that sounds. Noone has ven tried to make n argument aboutthis representing other religious people, yet you somehow felt the need to defend against an argument that was not even made.

Stop being so damn paranoid.
#122 to #83 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
You're an idiot.
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User avatar #168 to #83 - tylosaurus (05/06/2013) [-]
It's funny because this post has nothing to do with god, but for some reason OP posted it in the atheism channel.
You can easily be christian and pro gay marriage and gay couples.
#84 to #83 - sircool (05/06/2013) [-]
holy 			****		, I didn't even realize how much I typed.   
   
tl/dr: People are retards. Doesn't matter what we believe, we're all still 			*******		 idiots for some reason.
holy **** , I didn't even realize how much I typed.

tl/dr: People are retards. Doesn't matter what we believe, we're all still ******* idiots for some reason.
User avatar #85 to #84 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
Well, to be fair, religion has been used time and time again to oppress people. Right now with the gays by taking away their right to be married.

Frankly, this would all go away if marriage was simply a religious institution instead of a legal one. The government should just not recognize marriage, stick to civil unions and let the church do whatever the **** ceremonies with no legal standing.
#90 to #85 - sircool (05/06/2013) [-]
and pure force has also been used to oppress people. The truth of it all, the so called rules of society (including religious rule) don't exist. they're not tangible nor can hurt you. Only people acting on the belief of their existence can. We put the meaning behind them, making them important. same could be said about many things in the daily life. disbelief has also been used to oppress people through history, like during the french rebellion or soviet russia. during both, if you were found worshiping some idols or didn't agree with the higher political power or mob mentality, you were killed, no trial.   
   
tl:dr religion don't do 			****		, people who read it wrong do. religion is good thing, idiots just 			****		 it up.
and pure force has also been used to oppress people. The truth of it all, the so called rules of society (including religious rule) don't exist. they're not tangible nor can hurt you. Only people acting on the belief of their existence can. We put the meaning behind them, making them important. same could be said about many things in the daily life. disbelief has also been used to oppress people through history, like during the french rebellion or soviet russia. during both, if you were found worshiping some idols or didn't agree with the higher political power or mob mentality, you were killed, no trial.

tl:dr religion don't do **** , people who read it wrong do. religion is good thing, idiots just **** it up.
User avatar #94 to #90 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
So just because other groups oppress people it's suddenly alright for religion too? Or is it that their way is less bad, so suddenly it's acceptable.

Any group is going to oppress smaller groups, it's the way of the world. Religion just makes it easier to get more people into that group because generally they give people hope.

The ideas of the community religion gives and that aforementioned hope make religion great, but in practice people corrupt that idea.

If I started rambling, I'll admit that I kind of zoned out somewhere in that.
#97 to #94 - sircool (05/06/2013) [-]
i'm saying to not blame religion for mob mentality. race, gender, belief are all things people form these mobs on, note solely religion.
i'm saying to not blame religion for mob mentality. race, gender, belief are all things people form these mobs on, note solely religion.
User avatar #99 to #97 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
And I'm saying not to let it slide because other mobs do it too. I don't solely blame religion. They're just the mob that argues the loudest.
User avatar #119 to #90 - redstonealchemist (05/06/2013) [-]
i hate it when people ask me a certain question when i tell them i have the same religion as the vikings. 8/10 times they ask "so its okay with you to set things of fire, rape, murder, molest, steal, kidnap and enslave?"
this always makes me angry because those things were set by the PEOPLE, not their beliefs! the King of Asgard, Odinn, is the god of wisdom and poetry! POETRY FFS! especially stupid people assume the worst of someone judging by their religion. to an idiot:
odinists = rapist vikings, muslims = suicide bombers, wicca = devil worshipper
the people that believe this makes me WANT to go on a murderous rampage, setting houses on fire and killing people. this level of stupid shouldn't reproduce
#149 to #85 - pabloch (05/06/2013) [-]
That's a pretty bad argument
"religion has been used time and time again to oppress people. Right now with the gays by taking away their right to be married."

First of all, and this is going to sound bad, Homosexual people NEVER got right to get married, it's just a new occurrence, you can't take away a right that said people never had. Now, have you ever wondered why the church is against gay marriage? According to our beliefs, marriage is a RELIGIOUS union between a man and a woman. At least in my country, you have to do both, a LEGAL marriage, and a religious marriage, it's separate, and if a third world country has that system, most probably USA does too.

Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing against gay people, in fact, I support the right of gay people to receive a legal union, but they can't ask the government for a law that makes gay people available to get married in a religious manner, since the very definition of marriage is against it. That is oppression, the same one you claim religion does. The same one I get when I say out loud that I don't support gay marriage.
User avatar #214 to #149 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
Okay, so it's cool to oppress them, since we've been oppressing them forever. Got it.

And nope, while there is the ceremony that makes marriage a religious affair, right now in the US gays can not legally be married. They can have Civil Unions, but as our friend kellenved stated later, civil unions don't have the same privileges that come with marriage.

This is why I'm also arguing that marriage shouldn't be a legal practice at all. Scrap marriage, let the religious groups make their ceremonies as important as whatever ceremonies the gays have, and rewrite the rules for Civil Unions.
User avatar #218 to #214 - pabloch (05/06/2013) [-]
I never said I approved what the church is doing, I even said I supported gay marriage didn't I? I know about the Civil Unions, but people bash religion for not allowing gay marriage when it's against their beliefs, bash the government for allowing religion to get in the way of common sense.
User avatar #219 to #218 - pabloch (05/06/2013) [-]
I forgot to say that religion influences laws because of people who are dicatting laws are also of said religion
User avatar #220 to #219 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
That was for your comment about them never having the right. Since everyone else has the right, it's taking it away the second they want to do it.

The government works for the people, the people are the ones fighting so hard. The government has repeatedly tried to legalize gay marriage. The religious groups were strong enough to vote it down.

It's their mob mentality.

Prop 8 years back in California. I was surprised because I used to go to a church (grew up there, didn't believe at the time, but people were like family) and they were all pretty against giving these people their rights.
User avatar #221 to #220 - pabloch (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh I wouldn't know in other countries, here in my country, it's still kinda taboo to talk about this things. so gay marriage is not even talked about here, it would ruin the career of said politician. that's why I said that in the comment you replied to, I was thinking in my country, not the USA, kinda stupid of me.
User avatar #222 to #221 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, democratic republic, so instead of a small group of people oppressing everyone, it's actually the majorities oppressing the minorities.

Mind if I ask what country you're from?
User avatar #223 to #222 - pabloch (05/06/2013) [-]
Paraguay, ranked top 5 in corruption if I recall some statistics.
User avatar #225 to #223 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
Wow, that's some damn fine corruption you've got there
User avatar #215 to #214 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
*kellanved, Sorry man
User avatar #184 to #149 - Kellanved (05/06/2013) [-]
Ah this argument again. Let me address the most obvious fallacy first. You're suggesting two different kinds of 'marriage,' one for straights, one for gays. The same exact discrimination strategies used by white supremacists when they made bathrooms and drinking fountains for whites and another set for 'coloreds.' It is still discrimination and it doesn't matter how much you say you have no problem with gay people, if this is your stance then you are a bigot.

Secondly, most gays don't want your religious marriage, they want a legal marriage with all the legal rights that go with it, and then the bible thumpers come along and say "No you can't get married cause it's against my religion! You're oppressing us!" You say you are against them having equal rights, and then whine about being oppressed. That is the height of hypocrisy. I could go on about the hypocrisy about the separation of church and state, how the bible thumpers use their beliefs to influence politics and spread their bigotry into laws and then scream "SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!" whenever the government takes any kind of action regarding religion they don't like, like taxing churches or what not. You can't pick and choose when laws apply or what parts of it apply. Marriage is a LEGAL contract between two consenting adults and comes with many LEGAL rights and privileges, that's what they want. They don't give a **** about your religion or a religious marriage. They just want some equal rights.
User avatar #207 to #184 - pabloch (05/06/2013) [-]
"At least in my country, you have to do both, a LEGAL marriage, and a religious marriage, it's separate, and if a third world country has that system, most probably USA does too. "

"Secondly, most gays don't want your religious marriage, they want a legal marriage with all the legal rights that go with it"

I searched my statement, I never found when I said anything about two kinds of marriages, you bashed me for being against gay marriage for a reason I never even expressed, then went on to say the exact same thing I'm supporting them for. Please read what people say.
User avatar #229 to #207 - Kellanved (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh and that first quote didn't even come from my comment so....what's that about reading what people say thoroughly?
User avatar #228 to #207 - Kellanved (05/06/2013) [-]
I read it pretty thoroughly and you say the same things all bible thumping bigots say. At least the ones that are too cowardly to just come out and say they hate gays. I have more respect for the WBC than I do for you, they at least aren't afraid to just come out and say they hate gays.
User avatar #141 to #85 - Kellanved (05/06/2013) [-]
That would be fine if civil unions carried all the same rights that full marriages do, but they don't so right now civil unions just don't cut it.
User avatar #143 to #141 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
Which is why I'm saying Marriage as a legal matter should be abolished. Make it Civil Unions that matter. Get rid of the church's involvement in a matter they shouldn't have a hand in at all.
User avatar #182 to #143 - Kellanved (05/06/2013) [-]
I agree.
User avatar #144 to #84 - sepheroth (05/06/2013) [-]
Geez, don't People realize that it's just common courtesy to leave a comment that continues one thought with the comment it was paired with? Some users...right?

Oh, and since we were talking about it earlier, I wanted to mention the fact that somewhere out there, there is a single marriage certificate that has my signature as the officiant.
User avatar #118 to #84 - redstonealchemist (05/06/2013) [-]
people ARE stupid, i am stupid, i won't deny that. i know that religion doesn't cause the existence of, well... everything, but i still cling to my belief in Odinism, can you suggest why that is? why a person who is generally scientific believes in the Big Bang as well as the belief that a giant space cow gave milk to the earth to make people?
(something like Schrodinger's Cat and metaphors could be handy here)
#185 - pulluspardus (05/06/2013) [-]
The only reason she is saying that is to have a lesbian orgy with all the women.
User avatar #43 - ilovetocuddle (05/06/2013) [-]
This is as bad as the chick who said gunman would put their guns down if noone was armed.
User avatar #200 to #43 - lapsushominum ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
That was taken out of context. Just saying.
#38 - arrisarrad (05/06/2013) [-]
We should give vasectomies and tubal ligations to the incredibly stupid instead. Then people like this might not exist.
#48 to #38 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
calm down hitler.
User avatar #57 to #48 - arrisarrad (05/06/2013) [-]
That's not Hitlerian, I'm not suggesting we confine them or liquidate them. I propose we let them live out their stupidity, but prevent them from spreading it as much as possible.
User avatar #59 to #57 - taintedangel (05/06/2013) [-]
or we could just remove warning labels on **** or not admit people to hospitals who got hurt doing stupid **** .
User avatar #60 to #59 - arrisarrad (05/06/2013) [-]
There's a difference between doing something stupid, and being stupid.
User avatar #62 to #60 - taintedangel (05/06/2013) [-]
And most of the time they get hurt doing something stupid because they were stupid to begin with.

I do get what you mean, but why should that make a difference?
User avatar #69 to #62 - arrisarrad (05/06/2013) [-]
Because everyone, even the smartest person alive, does stupid things. It's the ones who do them consistently with no thought as to the potential consequences or harm it could cause others, those are the stupid people. Those are the people whose existence I tolerate as long as they don't threaten the happiness and existence of others, but I will never tolerate them spreading their disgustingly ignorant and selfish way of life to any children. Whether through bad parenting or through genetics. But I am a moral person and I would never punish a living child for the acts of their parents, nor would I prevent a child from being born as I am a man and have no right to decide that except for my own child. So, preventing the conception of that child seems the best way to limit the spread of idiocy and the influence of the disgustingly selfish.
User avatar #58 to #48 - taintedangel (05/06/2013) [-]
Hitler was on to something.
#148 - failinator (05/06/2013) [-]
not again
#161 - monkee (05/06/2013) [-]
Okay. Lets just think about the logic shall we? Lets just think about it for a second.

1. Westboro baptist church is not a Christian organisation as such. They are a family of lawyers who use Americas free speech laws to sue anyone who challenges them.

2. Yes, there are people that stupid out there. On both sides of the religion debate. Insulting someone's faith system is exactly the same as insulting them on the culture they grew up in, a large portion of it is down to what they were exposed to as a child. You can argue your points blind but no matter how profusely you argue you point, I can guarantee they'll be just as stubborn.

3. If the world ended today both science and religion would evolve independently all over again. It would start off with different ideas and ways of doing things but would probably look pretty similar in the end.
User avatar #165 to #161 - ivoryhammer (05/06/2013) [-]
Why can't you get your panties out of your ass and laugh at the stupid woman?
User avatar #166 to #165 - monkee (05/06/2013) [-]
This comment was purely for the benefit of those having massive religious debates further down the page. She's an idiot certainly, but not representative of anyone except herself.
User avatar #203 to #161 - lapsushominum ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Religion and science do not exist without a sapient species to conceptualize them. Also, what are you basing the assumption that religion and science would evolve all over again? Granted, science being broad, I see no guarantee that religion or science (in the research-oriented form at the very least) are inevitable outcomes.
User avatar #236 to #161 - darkangeloffire (07/01/2013) [-]
Hopper is badass.

Not meaning to degrade your argument, but that pic brings waves of nostalgia.
#173 to #161 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
1: Still Christians.

2: No. People can't choose their culture, but unless they're a child who has been indoctrinated since birth, they can choose their religion.

3: Considering the huge amount of religions out there, that's kind of obvious. Then consider that science wouldn't change at all because it's categorising what's alreaady there.
User avatar #181 to #161 - Loppytaffy (05/06/2013) [-]
I believe Religion was the first science;
"how did we get here?"
"big man in the sky?"
"works for me."

But then people didn't move past it when sciene actually started to unravel the mystery. For something to succeed, it must evolve and adapt to the modern society, which most religions have done, and a vast amount of christians have done.
#76 - yoloswaggins (05/06/2013) [-]
I bet she believes anything pasta's tell her..
I bet she believes anything pasta's tell her..
#87 to #76 - lockstin (05/06/2013) [-]
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Good job, lightbulb.
User avatar #29 to #25 - anthraxpotato (05/05/2013) [-]
makes about as much sence...

quite close, lightbulb, quite close.
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#160 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Why is this under atheism? Anyone can agree, even a Christian, that this women has a bad case of the dumb
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