Science and shit. .. only in murrica
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User avatar #470 - sirformidio (12/26/2012) [-]
>first question is about how old the earth is, correct at 4.6 billion years.
>second question is about how it was made, the correct answer is God
This seems contradictory.
#479 to #470 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
Some Christians have taken the proof of an old Earth and mashed it together with Creationist ideas. This test seems to be the love-child of that mashing
User avatar #482 to #470 - alcapwner (12/26/2012) [-]
Not necessarily, but only in that, it was *some* outside force that created the universe. I sincerely doubt that it was a homophobic, misogynistic, masochist, genocidal one, however. More likely it was one that didn't care, or doesn't wield control over everything, but instead put everything in motion.
User avatar #484 to #482 - sirformidio (12/26/2012) [-]
I don't believe the god that is worshipped today is the God that existed back then.
Or I'd like to think that, really. At the same time, I can't say for sure if he's there or not.
So I worship the Emperor.
#518 to #470 - mistergryphon (12/30/2012) [-]
Take a like, sir.
#233 - namesjon (12/26/2012) [-]
Why not D?
User avatar #246 to #233 - andnowducks (12/26/2012) [-]
Or a.
#235 to #233 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
because she didn't want the D
#361 to #235 - unncommon (12/26/2012) [-]
You've done well anon.
#291 - messerauditore (12/26/2012) [-]
It's D.

I know it's not original. Sue me.
User avatar #322 - slumberdonkey (12/26/2012) [-]
For those of you religious people getting mad, this is a geography test. Not a theology test. No teacher should ask such a subjective question in a geography class
User avatar #329 to #322 - amateriandarknut (12/26/2012) [-]
I wouldn't say subjective, it's just irrelevant in the context.
User avatar #330 to #329 - slumberdonkey (12/26/2012) [-]
No... that's completely subjective. There literally is no definitive answer. You can't ask someone that question and then take off points if they're wrong according to your standards.
User avatar #339 to #330 - thesuperhanz (12/26/2012) [-]
but if its a subjective question where the answer is an opinion, you could circle any answer and it be right as people have different theory's and opinions
User avatar #340 to #339 - slumberdonkey (12/26/2012) [-]
.....right... but she marked it wrong for answering her opinion....
User avatar #359 to #340 - thesuperhanz (12/26/2012) [-]
ahh yes, but unfortunately what we would regard as the most likely is not an answer on the test. Maybe if it was an open question in which you could write a response it would be write but ******* 'MURICA just has to be a bitch
User avatar #443 to #359 - slumberdonkey (12/26/2012) [-]
Why would the teacher leave out such an answer that should, at least, be considered.
User avatar #502 to #443 - thesuperhanz (12/27/2012) [-]
#393 to #322 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
There are no religious people getting mad.
#487 - willindor (12/26/2012) [-]
All of those are wrong. What kind of heretical school would use this question?
#529 to #487 - ddylann (05/07/2013) [-]
i think the age of the earth is right
#234 - thechosenwon (12/26/2012) [-]
Isn't it illegal for school's to impose a religious bias? You know, because of those constitutional rights?

I can't believe I actually have an appropriate picture for this.
#342 to #234 - cheesepotato (12/26/2012) [-]
The first and second questions are incompatible yet you still think this is a real test?
#300 to #234 - TheBanana (12/26/2012) [-]
yea but not for catholic schools
yea but not for catholic schools
#239 to #234 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that ain't a real geography test.
#245 to #234 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
who said this was from america?
#244 to #234 - brokentrucker (12/26/2012) [-]
MFW private, religious schools.
MFW private, religious schools.
User avatar #424 to #244 - graphically (12/26/2012) [-]
my turtle has talons..
that turtle just has wings
#195 - aesis (12/26/2012) [-]
No way is this an actual test paper.

Generally questions are factual.
This question is open to interpretation depending on your religion or beliefs.

I call ******** or otherwise an absolute ******* of a Geography teacher.
#47 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
um...what? look at number one. 4.6 billion years old. And then it listed God as the only correct answer? this seems suspect.
User avatar #49 to #47 - mochidrake (12/26/2012) [-]
I thought schools in either Kansas or Tennessee were required by law to teach creationism. Although I'm too lazy to check if that's true
User avatar #56 to #49 - droysters (12/26/2012) [-]
Nope. They don't teach creationism, they teach evolution. Take this from a native Kansan.
User avatar #52 to #49 - monkeyyninja (12/26/2012) [-]
Not sure where you heard that; My teachers throughout all twelve years I was in school either avoided the subject (mostly in primary school) or taught the big bang theory. Hell, most of my high school teachers were either agnostic or athiest. (Lived in kansas most of my life)
User avatar #53 to #52 - mochidrake (12/26/2012) [-]
I heard it in reference from a couple people, thus why i didnt state it as fact
User avatar #55 to #53 - monkeyyninja (12/26/2012) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean to sound like I assumed you did; my post was intended to be neutral.
#57 to #55 - mochidrake (12/26/2012) [-]
yeah we are good
#51 to #49 - forksandspoons (12/26/2012) [-]
I was taught creationism and I grew up in Seattle. The law required all of the most popular beliefs to be taught so my teacher spent about 25mins explaining it and where all the terms and history of it came from then went back to biology.
User avatar #276 to #47 - coolcalx (12/26/2012) [-]
no major church follows the ideas of young Earth creationism anymore
#50 to #47 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2012) [-]
Maybe god made it 4.6 billion years ago?
User avatar #9 - needmoredairy (12/25/2012) [-]
it asks to circle the most correct answer, i woulda put aliens. ALL HAIL TSUKALOS.
#211 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
F) Talos
User avatar #251 to #211 - anormalbrony (12/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #206 - defeats (12/26/2012) [-]
I have my doubts about this... A question about God would NOT be in a Geography exam, even at Catholic schools.
Source: I went to one, never had any God related lessons or questions in Geography class.
User avatar #64 - dinosauraids (12/26/2012) [-]
Geography Test
'Who made the earth?'
User avatar #82 to #64 - iamthou (12/26/2012) [-]
without the earth, we wouldn't have much of a geopraphy class

also religious private schools can do whatever they want, I go to an LDS college and even my math tests can have questions regarding the church
User avatar #84 to #82 - guywithguitar (12/26/2012) [-]
You go to BYU?
User avatar #86 to #84 - iamthou (12/26/2012) [-]
no, my mind isn't sharp enough for BYU

User avatar #95 to #86 - cuntry (12/26/2012) [-]
BYU Idaho?
User avatar #96 to #95 - iamthou (12/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #97 to #96 - cuntry (12/26/2012) [-]
I live in Idaho as well! It sucks here SOOOO much!
User avatar #99 to #97 - iamthou (12/26/2012) [-]
yea, towns boring, never anything to do. most people are extremely close minded and stuck up. Atleast where I lived.
User avatar #100 to #99 - cuntry (12/26/2012) [-]
Meridian/ Boise area. Here most people are stuck up swag fags and uber religious freaks, and the Mormons seem to be the cool ones. I go to a high school where most people are either Mormons who could care less about different religions and cultures, and coexisting with us atheists.
User avatar #101 to #100 - iamthou (12/26/2012) [-]
coexisting with a variety of religious/non religious cultures.

like i should be
User avatar #87 to #86 - guywithguitar (12/26/2012) [-]
BYU, intelligent people, that's pretty funny man.
User avatar #88 to #87 - iamthou (12/26/2012) [-]
haha I see what you did there

I slacked a lot in highschool so I knew I wouldn't get in, and I've been slacking alot these last few semesters so I doubt i'd get in if I applied.
User avatar #89 to #88 - guywithguitar (12/26/2012) [-]
Ah dude, that sucks. Well, good luck with whatever college you do end up doing.
User avatar #90 to #89 - iamthou (12/26/2012) [-]
Well thanks, you have a good and prosperous life with whatever choices you make.
User avatar #93 to #90 - guywithguitar (12/26/2012) [-]
Thank you, I will try to be the best that I can, I don't want to live up to anyones standards but my own.
User avatar #189 - dapape (12/26/2012) [-]
Wtf kind of geography test is this??
#180 - zigap (12/26/2012) [-]
>says the earth is 4.6 billion years old   
>god created it   
Are you religious or not?
>says the earth is 4.6 billion years old
>god created it

Are you religious or not?
User avatar #267 to #180 - coolcalx (12/26/2012) [-]
>implying young earth creationism is the only form of creationism.
#170 - haloforlife (12/26/2012) [-]
MFW they don't put out philosophical questions like that in a geography exam.    
I'll take my red thumbs like a man.
MFW they don't put out philosophical questions like that in a geography exam.
I'll take my red thumbs like a man.
#257 to #170 - lightninghedgehog (12/26/2012) [-]
have an alternative for when you get tired of using that one
#464 to #170 - Deavas (12/26/2012) [-]
somebody clearly doesnt live in the south
#171 to #170 - craigdavid (12/26/2012) [-]
they also dont question your knowledge of the age of the earth, im guessing it s a general quiz thing
User avatar #172 to #170 - techjoker (12/26/2012) [-]
Well,i guess the teacher made it.
#11 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
I would call the board of education on the teacher for 1. Having the nerve to ask that question on a test or homework. 2. Actually marking it wrong. But I live in Texas so **** religion and double **** religion in schools.
#313 to #11 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
It was a catholic school. This has been reposted and warped a couple times already.
User avatar #105 to #11 - zenagirl (12/26/2012) [-]
It's a bit unnessescary to state that your from Texas, but okay. I am from Michigan.
#119 to #105 - foxxywithpaws (12/26/2012) [-]
I'm from Holland, ishn't that weerd?
User avatar #76 to #11 - theonlyspy (12/26/2012) [-]
Could have been a private school for Christians.
#145 - conordalymcr (12/26/2012) [-]
I'm gonna call ******** on this. Why would this question be in a geography test? But it it's real..
User avatar #147 to #145 - optimistchime (12/26/2012) [-]
Wouldn't Jesus ******* Christ be masturbation?
#401 - icwhatididthere (12/26/2012) [-]
Really no one?
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