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#255 - anon
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(06/30/2012) [-]
First part, Adam and Eve disobeyed God, thus they got disciplined for it, thus he sent his son to pay for our sins and offer us a way out (second part). Third part, they are not the same people, God is God, and the Son is Jesus Christ. It's funny how people make fun of the Bible but know **** all about it. But I did laugh, because a lot of Christians believe that and it makes no sense.
First part, Adam and Eve disobeyed God, thus they got disciplined for it, thus he sent his son to pay for our sins and offer us a way out (second part). Third part, they are not the same people, God is God, and the Son is Jesus Christ. It's funny how people make fun of the Bible but know **** all about it. But I did laugh, because a lot of Christians believe that and it makes no sense.
#278 to #255 - anon
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(06/30/2012) [-]
I love how all of these replies don't go together. You see this is what Christians believe:
God is God.
There is one God.
Jesus is God.
Jesus is the son of God.
The holy spirit is God.
There is one God.

NOW: They are all God, like having three brains that fight.
"But Jesus doesn't fight with God!!"
God wants to condemn us Jesus wants to save us? Alright, then maybe He just thinks this is a joke, because that makes no sense. God is God, Jesus is God, The holy spirit fits his head somewhere in there to be God.
Yet there is one God.

THUMBS UP.

And this is why I'm Muslim.
THUMBS DOWN
#355 to #278 - luluwho ONLINE
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(09/19/2013) [-]
OK dude, in all fairness: God the Father/ Jesus sits on the right hand of God as his only begotten son/ the Holy Spirit is really the "party line" to god, and the means and way prayer works (perhaps google synchronicity or the Galapogos Islands Sweet Potato Experiment with baboons I think it was) Holy Spirit can also refer to the collective conscienceness of all Christians, thought and state of mind and deed. Hard to explain that one OK ?
#279 to #278 - wesam
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(06/30/2012) [-]
This is my comment, I forgot to log in. If you want to reply, reply to this so I get the notification.
#356 to #279 - luluwho ONLINE
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(09/19/2013) [-]
reply ;)
#273 to #255 - skrubadubdub
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(06/30/2012) [-]
God is Father, God is Spirit, God is Son.
but the Father is not the Son, and the Spirit not the Father etc.
but they are all God.
#357 to #273 - luluwho ONLINE
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Yes, the Holy Trinity (I wish that anon #278 could be summoned to this)
#269 to #255 - cullenatorguy
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(06/30/2012) [-]
It's called the trinity, and it's a very common Christian held belief. Secondly, why did God make it so that sin passed on through the generations for 4,000 something years until he sent Jesus? Why couldn't Adam and Eve have paid for their sins and then everything moved on? God lied to Adam in the first place, he has no right to punish Adam and Eve. Eve didn't know better, and neither did Adam. How could Adam know that eating it was wrong if he had no knowledge of good or bad? Or why would he be afraid of death, he had never witnessed it before. The whole story makes no sense.
TL;DR you have no room to talk if you actually respect the Adam and Eve story as truth.
#275 to #269 - tacticalpuppy
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(06/30/2012) [-]
Sigh: All it takes is a little searching.

"You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat of it you will surely die." Genesis 2:16-17

again I'm Agnostic and know that Google search is my best friend.
#277 to #275 - cullenatorguy
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(06/30/2012) [-]
does that not prove my point?
#267 to #255 - deesdee
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(06/30/2012) [-]
I ******* love this GIF lol at the end we he almost regained his balance, the horse says "****" lol
#260 to #255 - tacticalpuppy
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(06/30/2012) [-]
Jesus was more or less the Avatar of GOD. If you are going to attempt to say people know **** all about the Bible then maybe you should read a few scriptures yourself.

John 1:1
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

John 1:14
And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us.

John 10:30-31
I and my Father are one. Then the Jews took up stones again to stone him.

1 Timothy 3:16
God was made manifest in the flesh.

I'm agnostic and even I can use the Interwebs .........
#264 to #260 - anon
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(06/30/2012) [-]
In the King James Version, John 1:1 reads: “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God [Greek, ton the‧on′], and the Word was God [the‧os′].” This verse contains two forms of the Greek noun the‧os′ (god). The first is preceded by ton (the), a form of the Greek definite article, and in this case the word the‧on′ refers to Almighty God. In the second instance, however, the‧os′ has no definite article.

To illustrate, Hewett uses 1 John 1:5, which says: “God is light.” In Greek, “God” is ho the‧os′ and therefore has a definite article. But phos for “light” is not preceded by any article. Hewett points out: “One can always . . . say of God He is characterized by light; one cannot always say of light that it is God.”

#358 to #264 - luluwho ONLINE
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(09/19/2013) [-]
I get the end line there, the anti-christ will come as "an angle of light" and fool everyone.
#274 to #264 - anon
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(06/30/2012) [-]
(has no reply, thumbs it down)