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On the Virgin Birth
Best argument I've heard
David Hume ()
Which is more likely,
that the whole of natural
order is suspended
or that amerish rning
should tell a lie?
Which is more likely,
that the whole of natural
order is suspended
or that amerish rning
should tell a lie?
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biiiiitchplease (07/01/2012) [-] I always love picturing that conversation.
"Um.. honey? I-I'm pregnant."
"We haven't even had sex yet Mary how is that even possible! I'll have you stoned to death, you whore!"
"No, no! Wait! I, um, I'm... STILL A VIRGIN! Yes. That's it. I did not cheat on you, I am still a virgin."
"....Well... then.. then how are you pregnant?"
"Ah, well, see, it's... a... MIRACLE! It's God's baby! You're not going to question God are you?"
"Oh, well, no. I suppose that's a logical explanation."
"Um.. honey? I-I'm pregnant."
"We haven't even had sex yet Mary how is that even possible! I'll have you stoned to death, you whore!"
"No, no! Wait! I, um, I'm... STILL A VIRGIN! Yes. That's it. I did not cheat on you, I am still a virgin."
"....Well... then.. then how are you pregnant?"
"Ah, well, see, it's... a... MIRACLE! It's God's baby! You're not going to question God are you?"
"Oh, well, no. I suppose that's a logical explanation."
