On the Virgin Birth

Reply+6

(07/01/2012)[-]

I always love picturing that conversation.
"Um.. honey? I-I'm pregnant."
"We haven't even had sex yet Mary how is that even possible! I'll have you stoned to death, you whore!"
"No, no! Wait! I, um, I'm... STILL A VIRGIN! Yes. That's it. I did not cheat on you, I am still a virgin."
"....Well... then.. then how are you pregnant?"
"Ah, well, see, it's... a... MIRACLE! It's God's baby! You're not going to question God are you?"
"Oh, well, no. I suppose that's a logical explanation."

#2 to #1 - dunkleosteus

Reply+1

(07/16/2012)[-]

or they really wanted the gold, incence and mir when the wise men turned up looking for a worthy person to bestow it upon

Best argument I've heard