Kids and God. Sharp kid.. F Life Today. after church, my son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At t
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Kids and God

Sharp kid.

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F Life
Today. after church, my son asked me about
God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about
God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a
moment, before saying to me "Thats the stupidest thing I
ever heard. You' re dumb." FML
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#432 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
Smart kid
User avatar #431 - sirbustyabals (05/06/2013) [-]
A five year old who thinks logically. Ya I can believe that.
#421 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
I dont care when people have a religion, but it rustles my jimmies when religious people get their religion involved in things like politics. Like how some christians think that gay marriage is wrong because god said so. Not all of us have your religion. not all of us have a religion.
#430 to #421 - sipple (04/27/2013) [-]
I know the whole concept of gay marriage is wrong is from just one line of the bible.
User avatar #383 - deathdiedead (04/12/2013) [-]
Maybe your own concept of what God is, made even a little 6 year old realize how ridiculous it is.

If you are talking about that man with the long white beard who rolled up his sleeves 6 thousand years ago and created man, then I agree with that little kid. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb.
#387 to #383 - quiescat (04/12/2013) [-]
that was kinda where it always goes to **** for me and trying to believe sadly in the bible belt of a town i grew up in thats what god is*

*what ever you want to call it
#380 - frylord (04/12/2013) [-]
Getting tired of god bashing post :I
User avatar #381 to #380 - DoggyBouncer (04/12/2013) [-]
Then get off the internet, ***** .
#389 to #381 - frylord (04/12/2013) [-]
mother of god, your right.
#420 to #389 - hitro (04/16/2013) [-]
Hmm, your in a group called atheism, and you're tired of god bashing post?
#378 - hentaisweetie (04/12/2013) [-]
I love that kid and I don't even know him. Sad how a 5 year old has higher logic than some people out there.
#388 to #378 - quiescat (04/12/2013) [-]
i don't think theirs much logic to it the only answer any one can logically give is
i don't know
the best or worst part about it all is i might be true 100% to the letter like that
#374 - Dwarf (04/12/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #21652 at Religion Board ** Beat the **** out of the brat.
#367 - yugimawa (04/12/2013) [-]
In my opinion this is prime proof of my belief that religion has no bearing on whether you live or die. Why over burden yourself over things that have no proof what so ever. Humans were given the ability to critically think about things and twist reality with nothing but our minds (placebo effect). We are the builders/protectors of this world. We live for the simple fact of living, just to achieve happiness and make ourselves happy, and reproduce and die. I believe our main goal is simply to prolong and preserve life. Without our regulation animals would run wild, evolve and slaughter.
#377 to #367 - savillicious (04/12/2013) [-]
Or more simply as Karl Marx once said
"Man created God"
User avatar #373 to #367 - evilpotato (04/12/2013) [-]
Not many religions are about following them just to live.

And frankly without humans there would be much less slaughter, no other species gases eachother.
#366 - unikornking (04/12/2013) [-]
YFW posting this
User avatar #362 - bambambaby (04/12/2013) [-]
And God said unto Abraham, "Abraham."

And Abraham said, "What?"
#360 - thedarkangel (04/12/2013) [-]
It's getting to the point atheist talk more about God and Jesus then the Jehovah Witnesses...
User avatar #359 - williamweatherford (04/12/2013) [-]
And calling to him a child, he put him in the midst of them and said, “Truly, I say to you, unless you turn and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven."

Matthew 18:2-3

The irony...
User avatar #395 to #359 - mayormilkman (04/12/2013) [-]
I think that's about being "innocent", as a child would generally be.
User avatar #402 to #395 - williamweatherford (04/12/2013) [-]
“Honor your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land the Lord your God is giving you."

Exodus 20:12

I know what you mean and I mostly agree, but this kid broke a commandment, so technically not innocent.
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#347 - mcatheistnuggets (04/12/2013) [-]
**mcatheistnuggets rolled a random image posted in comment #3749201 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** WINRAR.
User avatar #382 to #347 - truebell (04/12/2013) [-]
"Versteht dir mich?"
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User avatar #337 - JoshBauer (04/12/2013) [-]
gay marriage
JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN gay MARRIAGE DOESN'T MEAN OTHER PEOPLE CAN'T

Religion
BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IN SOMETHING I DON'T BELIEVE IN THEN YOU'RE AN IDIOT
#335 - sheeplviolator (04/12/2013) [-]
Pick the one you like.
User avatar #385 to #335 - DoggyBouncer (04/12/2013) [-]
The universe didn't come from nothing. People who keep saying that are ******* stupid and don't understand the Big Bang theory.
#364 to #335 - ackbobthedead (04/12/2013) [-]
You know... maybe we're ALL wrong...
#370 to #364 - ohemgeezus (04/12/2013) [-]
Finally, someone that has a brain.

Anyone that has an IQ above 2 knows Pastafarianism is the only logical religion.

Ra'men
#350 to #335 - gilfhunter (04/12/2013) [-]
Christian here...I still accept the Big Bang
User avatar #348 to #335 - letsmakeout (04/12/2013) [-]
Atheism is not believing in any kind of God, not the theory of the Big Bang.
User avatar #351 to #348 - djequalizee (04/12/2013) [-]
Still believing we technically exist by random chance in a universe that was made by random chance.
User avatar #352 to #351 - letsmakeout (04/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, but that "random chance" makes more sense for me thought.
Not hating on Creationists, just saying.
User avatar #353 to #352 - djequalizee (04/12/2013) [-]
I know, just clarifying.

Both are strange concepts.
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User avatar #357 to #355 - djequalizee (04/12/2013) [-]
If i had to imagine a god, i would imagine more of an entity that watches over the entire universe. "God" as people call him, doesn't exist in the same way we do. And he doesn't have time to worry over our petty squabbles.

That's my opinion, anyways.
#345 to #335 - elizabethsiber (04/12/2013) [-]
Agnosticism:

The belief that there may or may not be some form of higher power, neither affirming nor denying the possibility, knowing that one does not simply know everything in the universe and is patient enough to wait until we find out (regardless of whether they do in their lifetime or not) before coming to any conclusions; knowing that Inconclusive ≠ nonexistence or existence. This way of thinking can be applied to other areas in life, as well
#394 to #345 - goryheadstump (04/12/2013) [-]
You misunderstand.
User avatar #396 to #394 - elizabethsiber (04/12/2013) [-]
In regards to that chart, I suppose I'd say that I'm an Agnostic Polytheist. I don't know whether or not there is a god but, if there is, there's probably more than one.
User avatar #379 to #345 - departed (04/12/2013) [-]
AGNOSTICISM FTW!
User avatar #349 to #345 - djequalizee (04/12/2013) [-]
Hey you said that thing i am
User avatar #386 to #349 - DoggyBouncer (04/12/2013) [-]
I bet you drink Dr. Pepper....
User avatar #398 to #386 - djequalizee (04/12/2013) [-]
Not quite a cola, not quite a root beer
#329 - djequalizee (04/12/2013) [-]
He probably would have responded the same way to you telling him that everything we see is really just our perception of it and that it's totally different when being observed indirectly through formulas and mathematics.
#324 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (04/12/2013) [-]
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