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Help me bring this guy down, please.

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Submitted: 01/09/2013
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User avatar #54 - trimdos **User deleted account** (01/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
If being gay is a sin, then hell must fabulous
User avatar #99 - Moushi (01/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
UPDATE!!!
He was there today, I did use many of your sign ideas, and I thank you for that. He got so pissed off he snatched my signs from me and threw them on my belongings. This resulted in me meeting up with my dean of students (A wonderful woman by the way who was very supportive) And wrote up an official report on what happened. With the help of you guys I was successful in calming the anger o my fellow students. As the day progressed we even chased him off the campus, so much so, police escorted him (our UPD is pretty ****** ) But don't worry, he promised he would be back, and as we showed him, we are students and we have almost nothing else to do but to torment him until he leaves. I will be back, and so will many of the other friends that I made. Keep posting your suggestions and I will definitely look them over and get the pictures taken tomorrow when they are back! Thanks guys!!!
User avatar #63 - pandasecret (01/09/2013) [-]
**pandasecret rolls 55**
Give him dubbs and he leaves
User avatar #62 - bannedfartoooften (01/09/2013) [-]
Get speaker
Download 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix Alot
Play on music player full volume on repeat next to him.
When he starts to talk louder, sing along.
Ask friends to join you.
See if you can get anyone to dance to it.
Win for everyone.
User avatar #106 - bothemastaofall (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
wear short as **** track shorts and nothing else.
play some gay music while holding top comment's sign
hump the **** out of him
User avatar #70 - goddammitbob (01/10/2013) [-]
It's not being gay! it's being FABULOUS!

I think jesus would approve of my choice of wine

Jesus died for our sins, we don't want him to die in vain

i'm not perverted! God put these thoughts in my head!

and...i'm out for now
User avatar #80 - defectivetoast (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Put this qoute on a sign and stand next to him holding it up. "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses"

Ezekiel 23:19-20
User avatar #111 - Jnog (01/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
~He's just compensating
~his wife makes him sleep on the couch
~Virgin
~His cousin divorced him
~His sister didnt kiss him goodnight
~Lives with parents
~9/10 would bang
#75 - zendir (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
just try talking with him and then shout no i will not have sex with you in the bathroom, or something like that.
#72 - twistedwun (01/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
This sign would be Humerus
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User avatar #137 - AustintheAtrain (01/13/2013) [-]
" 'Love your neighbor as yourself' Mark 12: 31 Jesus said that. This guy obviously doesn't read his material" would be a good one
#128 - PenguinArmy (01/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
have you tried offering him cake?
#129 to #128 - PenguinArmy (01/11/2013) [-]
brush your teeth before you approach this dirty perosn
(though this will complicate eating the cake)
User avatar #120 - shadowfj (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Walk up to him and slowly reach out to hug him. Once you got him in a hug, whisper in his ear, "Learn to love and tolerate." After he thinks this over and mellows down, ask him out to a dinner date. Pick him up later that night, going first to a movie then dinner. After that drop him off at his house. Continue to do this for several weeks, make him feel true love. Then one night ask him gently that you want to make love and pull out a condom. For a couple hours, do every position possible and finish it off by putting him to sleep. Then in the morning, tell him you want to marry him. After he says yes, get married the next week. For a couple of months make him enjoy life and keep him happy. Then one day tell him that this can't go on like this anymore, kick him out and make him feel miserable as if it's his fault. Then several days find him on the street and say to him, "You're a faggot."

Or you can tell him to leave because this is considered harassment. In my experience, I have seen Christians do this more than any other religion. People say that Muslims are terrible but Christians are the ones that go to mosques and harass the Muslims. Don't get me wrong I don't think all Christians are bad, there are some that are good but a lot of them are jerks.
User avatar #105 - mrsnukums (01/10/2013) [-]
And the lord all mighty shouted down from the heaves with his godly wrath " Chill dude." Me 22::6
#103 - nomadicnomad (01/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's kinda bad when someone makes your religion look bad :x
User avatar #94 - emilyrocksursox (01/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Walk up to him, and point out two different clothes and repeat the line in the Bible that says that one cannot wear two fabrics or something.
User avatar #100 to #97 - Moushi (01/10/2013) [-]
No problem ^^ Thank you for your help! ^^
User avatar #76 - grayrhino (01/10/2013) [-]
Job 13:5 (New International Version)
If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.
User avatar #48 - satanisthesavior (01/09/2013) [-]
Forget signs, if he shows up again just get in his way. If he tries to walk around you block him, and don't stop until he leaves. Get some friends to help you. Don't say anything to him, don't hit him, just block his path. If he gets aggravated and tries to hit one of you, then feel free to hit back, because it's self defense at that point.

Also, talk to your teachers. Actually, talk to as many employees of the school as you can. I'm pretty sure that they can bar him from the school grounds and possibly arrest him if he is intentionally aggravating students like that.
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