Godless Morals. Sorry if this has been posted before... Too bad this could never work in current society. It would require people to think.
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Godless Morals

Sorry if this has been posted before.

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Submitted: 05/06/2013
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#2 - SimianLich (05/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Too bad this could never work in current society. It would require people to think.
User avatar #17 - reigndrac (05/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
But are these necessarily 'godless' morals? Many of them, such as 1 and 2, are similar to the ten commandments. I think it would be possible to adhere to a religious lifestyle and still recognize these rules. Just don't be one of those Westboro nuts.
#54 - byposted (05/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
le reddit's 10 commandments for banna bois

1. Lieing is virtue so long as you are doing so in a manner to profit progressive ideology (for example you can twist exerpts in the bible to make it mean anything u want!!)

2. Do not lie to people unless you don't like them in which case do whatever feels good

3. If some old white bigot is talking jeebus go ahed and pop that cracker skull inward

4. you are entitled to everything

5. If you are ever in a situation in which you have power over people, use that power to try and apply your abstract political philosophies into their lives

6. Always try to convert people to your cause and if they don't share your notions dismiss them as "racist" or "homophobe" or whatever works for said sitution and you always win!!!

7. Always think of yourself as a winner because we are all winners and just as equal as everyone else!!!

8. Do whatever feels good

9. Be in a constant state of euphoria and don't believe in no phone deity

10. Debate christurds (Those who believ le flying spaggeti monstar xD) and destroy them by pointing out that they believe in a ghost that doesnt exist
User avatar #5 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Is it weird that this is very similar to the Satanic Commandments?
User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymoose (05/06/2013) [-]
No it's not.
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#13 - tobistrigoivii (05/06/2013) [-]
Stop this now. Gamers everywhere just dropped their controllers and are rethinking their lives.
User avatar #89 - funnyjunkelite (05/06/2013) [-]
number 4 is basically check yo self before you wreck yo self
#57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/06/2013) [-]
This whole feud between the religious and the not is ridiculous. And Bertrand Russell never took part in it. He knew what he believed to be true and stuck by that, trying to get closer to the truth. Using words of wise men in an unwise context is at the least disrespectful
#106 - kiermatv (05/07/2013) [-]
A BOY CAN DREAM, CAN'T HE?
#99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How most atheist posts go. "With the help of google and reddit I found more reasons to hate religion and not just simply be without God. Here's some guy I don't really know that much about other than he's an atheist. Here's his face and some things he said."


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User avatar #9 - rajand (05/06/2013) [-]
By number 8 it looks like he got tired and wanted to go to sleep: " yeah reliability, just, and good-natured that sounds good enough..."
#94 - triggathepirate (05/07/2013) [-]
I like these. I really do. But knowing the internet when they show you something this good it's likely to be some form of catch where there is something really off about the person saying it.
I like these. I really do. But knowing the internet when they show you something this good it's likely to be some form of catch where there is something really off about the person saying it.
#85 - lieutenantderp (05/06/2013) [-]
>be good natured.
>good natured

mfw
User avatar #42 - dscrim (05/06/2013) [-]
Number 2
i read as Do not lie to others unless they are an exercising tranny.
i just....
DAMNIT BRAIN!
#111 - jinapayne (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This should go for everyone, not just atheists, I do agree that this is better than the Christian Ten Commandments, and even the bible for most parts because this one is more broad.
#96 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/07/2013) [-]
FJ doesn't do any of these, this is hypocrisy
User avatar #11 - mayorman (05/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what does scrutinize mean?
User avatar #16 to #11 - reigndrac (05/06/2013) [-]
To closely examine something. He's saying before you go out of your way to do something to hurt someone, be sure and examine the reasons you're doing it and make sure it's the right thing to do.
User avatar #110 - zeroxnight (05/07/2013) [-]
1. Bacon Weave
2. Jack Daniels
3-10. More Bacon
User avatar #44 - jzpotter ONLINE (05/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well, here's the thing
It's a basic truth of the human condition, that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.
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