Fucking house. Je suis une banane. Not mine.. If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people" House. tu n'est pas une banane! my french aint that good =) house a t e i s
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Fucking house. Je suis une banane. Not mine.. If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people" House. tu n'est pas une banane! my french aint that good =)

Je suis une banane.
Not mine.

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User avatar #2 - scowt (07/29/2012) [-]
tu n'est pas une banane!

my french aint that good =)
User avatar #16 to #2 - dzamie (07/29/2012) [-]
The only thing you got wrong there is that it should be "de banane."
#228 to #16 - realyboredguy (07/30/2012) [-]
No. My native language is french, and that is wrong. ''Tu n'est pas une banane'', translate to ''you're not a banana''. ''Tu n'est pas de banane'' translate to ''You're not of banana'' or ''You're not from banana''. What op said was ''Je suis une banane'' which mean ''I am a banana'', and scowt replied with '' You're not a banana'', which seems to makes sense. Themoreyouknow.jpg
User avatar #244 to #228 - dzamie (07/30/2012) [-]
Sorry, my French teachers taught me that all "un/une"s would change to a "de" when making it negative. I have no idea how it actually works outside of a French class for Americans.
#245 to #244 - realyboredguy (07/30/2012) [-]
Your teacher is full of **** . Actually, allot of teachers are full of **** in various subjects. By example, in 8th grade, my science teacher said that water wasn't a molecule.
#197 to #2 - ilgattozaiga (07/30/2012) [-]
Omelette du fromage!

Mine's brilliant
User avatar #6 - Lambda (07/29/2012) [-]
This repost is so old, the first time I saw it, the president was white.
#23 - jokerjack (07/29/2012) [-]
I see more people being dicks and self-righteous about being an atheist than a Christian.

My Facebook feed is regularly spammed with anti-religious messages, yet very few that are in support of having faith
User avatar #226 to #23 - kayhoss (07/30/2012) [-]
I think it really depends where you come from.
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#230 to #23 - bronywhat (07/30/2012) [-]
My facebook news feed is full of nothing but religious dumb asses liking photos because it supposedly means they hate god if they don't.
#169 - Moar (07/29/2012) [-]
My religious side wonders what happened before the universe. How the "before" came to even exist. That's why I have some faith in a god somewhere, hoping it's a nice god.

My non-religious side can't see why there would be such strong beliefs in something that doesn't seem logical, or something that has been tampered with over the years.

I'm more on the religious side, not on the fence, about this kind of stuff. But this quote really works both ways. People are ignorant in general, not only those who are religious.
User avatar #249 to #169 - skergex (08/18/2012) [-]
I know this is a really late reply, but I was just browsing through the atheism channel.
You know how stars go through different cycles throughout their lifetime? Well maybe the universe is like that, and is going through cycles. And maybe when the universe dies, it will leave the ingredients to start a new universe. idk, just something I came up with. But scientists are looking for the particle of creation if that better answers your question.
#117 - anon (07/29/2012) [-]
I am a christian
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#232 - thatoneidiot ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
Inb4 religious war in the comments!
#7 - anon (07/29/2012) [-]
If you could reason with atheists, they would shut the **** up, stop shoving their **** down everyone's throats and let people believe in whatever the **** they want to.
User avatar #36 to #7 - jonluw ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
Just like all the lovely religious people who come knocking on our doors, right?
User avatar #156 - nitroxiii (07/29/2012) [-]
If you take this from a Christian's point of view they think the exact same thing "If you could reason with atheists there would be no atheists" because they believe they are right in their beliefs and that they can't get us to reason with them. This is a stupid quote and I'm an atheist.
User avatar #163 to #156 - nitroxiii (07/29/2012) [-]
Until we have 100% definitive proof that there never was a god. I will allow religious people to believe what they want.
User avatar #165 to #163 - nitroxiii (07/29/2012) [-]
Or until we can 100% prove how the universe was created, since we still have trouble agreeing on how the big bang worked.
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#229 to #188 - anon (07/30/2012) [-]
Then Atheists cannot say they are on scientists side.
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#56 - mullerblah (07/29/2012) [-]
ok atheistfags, if a christfag says it it's ******* stupid, if a atheist says it, it's the truth... this is the first time for me to say it but i belive in more than just life and death and i think that religios jokes are awsome if they are funny but this? this is just shoving your belives down my throat
User avatar #65 to #56 - jonluw ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
The entire point is that atheists use reason to justify their position, while religious people don't. Of course it's ******* stupid when someone turns the quote around and says "if you could reason with atheists, there would be no atheists"
#76 to #65 - mullerblah (07/29/2012) [-]
but what is the fuzz about? you have a larg group thinking one thing and they have a minor group thinking another, if they try to convert you it's soo wrong, but if you try to convert them it's doing them a favor. tell me the logic in that
#91 to #76 - jonluw ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
The fuzz is about the mistreatment of non-religious people in certain countries.
Try becoming president of the US while openly being atheist. I dare you.
Atheists are according to polls seen as less reliable than pretty much any other group of people in certain areas.

Plus, a lot of people consider irrational beliefs to inherently be a negative thing, and that this kind of dogmatic and non-questioning thinking may lead to a lot of bad things.
#126 to #91 - mullerblah (07/29/2012) [-]
so because some people are dumb they should all get judged?
User avatar #147 to #126 - jonluw ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
No.
Because dogmatic beliefs perpetuates discrimination, tribalism, unquestioning following, and a hatred of critical thinking and individuality, this kind of dogmatic thinking should be fought.
#243 to #147 - mullerblah (07/30/2012) [-]
i know, i go for individualism but also that there shall be space for retardet people
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User avatar #247 - hipsophobadon (08/11/2012) [-]
Dafuq? dberubeq is a banana?
#246 - dberubeq (07/31/2012) [-]
The **** happened while I was at work?!!
#231 - anon (07/30/2012) [-]
WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST AGREE THAT NO ONE TRULY KNOWS IF THERE IS A GOD OR NOT, BECAUSE THERE IS SOMETHING WE ALL CAN AGREE UPON .....................WE ALL HATE ******* !
#227 - anon (07/30/2012) [-]
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#224 - alanthewhite (07/30/2012) [-]
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That was hilarious. Seriously. It's not like I haven't seen it a million times or something. Please, post it some more. OP, you are really the straightest man on FJ. You deserve a pat on the back.
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That was hilarious. Seriously. It's not like I haven't seen it a million times or something. Please, post it some more. OP, you are really the straightest man on FJ. You deserve a pat on the back.
#132 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
there would still be a couple

when you actually use real reason you learn that both religion and atheism are entirely correct and yet neither holds the right answer at all

it takes the wisest of men to see two fundamentally opposing things as completely the same; two parts of the same whole; two perspectives of the same lens

all these religion vs atheist fights are just two sides of the same intolerant retard

come back to me when you have something real to philosophize
User avatar #157 to #132 - jonluw ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
Good for you on finding a way to feel superior to both sides.
I'm particularly impressed by how you did it by talking nonsense.
It takes a true narcissist to refer to oneself as among "the wisest of men"
#179 to #157 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
the first of those is actually a slightly abridged quote - couldn't think of the exact words or id have looked up whoever quoted it in the first place
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