Deal with it. " When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the s
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" When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property." (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)
"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

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User avatar #70 - xxsleepxx (02/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
4 things:
1.) The bible never straightout said "yay slavery" it was arrogance and the interpretation. The "White Man's Burden" sort of, if you will.
2.) Way to go to the Old Testement. Reason why it's called Old.
3.) I'm tired off all these religious posts, mainly from athiests.
4.) From one athiest to another; shut up, no one cares, get over yourself, move on with your life
User avatar #61 - boyddamilkman ONLINE (02/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm sorry but those hats are a sin.
#72 - Cleavland Steamer (02/04/2013) [-]
That's funny, because the internet is generally OK with BOTH slavery and gay people.
User avatar #100 - machinaeprime (02/04/2013) [-]
The bible is definitely not okay with that hat and that jacket.
#55 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (02/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Oh look, another atheist quoting the Old Testament. Let me give you a tip: Learn about something you disagree with. Right now you're more ignorant than any average Christian.
#2 - dwarfman (02/03/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Atheism does not equate to morality. Followers of that creed have murdered millions, and when it boils down you are no better than the theist you claim are destroying the world. As I have typed this too many sodding times I am linking to my previous threads.

funnyjunk.com/channel/atheism/Pretty+much/goimGtb/29#29
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4371005/Christian+logic/204#204
#217 - Plagus (02/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
1. We're not descendants of Abraham from 3,500 years ago, thus not required to follow their laws. If you think you're supposed to, it means you're a Jew, not a Christian.

2. We're not immediately stoned or killed by God in the event we do break these laws.

3. Jesus declared Moses's law meaningless with his first coming, so I don't get why Christians preach death with these Jewish practices.

4. Jesus did not come for you religious bigots, he came for the sinners, prostitutes, tax collectors.

5. Anyone can love a straight man. Can you learn to love a gay man? Jesus rus his holey hand down his face.

6. Why the **** does anyone care what other people are doing?

It's cool if you believe homosexuality is against your beliefs, but the bible does not say-

"Thou shall slap a dick out of a another man's mouth"
User avatar #257 - bleachedpheather (02/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
well i agree with the bible. cowboys are a horrible people!!
#182 - Ishkalorr (02/04/2013) [-]
just thought id add this to the bible fight
#209 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#54 - dipshitz (02/04/2013) [-]
Great another atheist post
User avatar #238 - happygrowman (02/04/2013) [+] (10 replies)
id rather have a slave than get ****** in the ass.
#176 - trickytrickster (02/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How many times are these pictures going to be posted? Every other day it's just another Old Testament verse super imposed onto an image of homosexuality. We get it, the Old Testament had some odd laws. What you don't seem to get, is that Christians don't follow the Old Testament. Christians who quote Leviticus, etc are idiots. Just as stupid as Atheists who point out the Old Testament and put them up to today's standards and lifestyle as if they are equal.
User avatar #162 - skubasteve (02/04/2013) [-]
“Anyone who kidnaps someone is to be put to death, whether the victim has been sold or is still in the kidnapper’s possession."

Exodus 21 vs. 16
#64 - shouldhaverolled (02/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So...is this the new fad?
So...is this the new fad?
User avatar #151 - trojanmannn (02/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
leviticus. the most quoted part of the bible and it's not even part of christian law.
#134 - mangobuster (02/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
As a Christian myself I would just like to add that its The old testament that says that.. we live under the new one.. at any rate.. I think people should do what they want and just get along...
#136 to #134 - WtfStrawberries (02/04/2013) [-]
care to explain the difference between the old testament and the new one? Theyre both apart of the bible yet people feel lik picking and choosing whats right for everyone else :I that's how I see it anyways.
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