Backseat atheist. I found it funny, not trying to be antagonistic, but then again I really don't care. I thought it was funny and if you're offended then well..
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Backseat atheist

I found it funny, not trying to be antagonistic, but then again I really don't care. I thought it was funny and if you're offended then well....sucks for you bro.

We Kinda Like Being The Duly Sober Person In The Car
And Nobody will Let You Drive
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Submitted: 12/05/2012
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#1 - vivalatoaster (12/05/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Nah bro, it's all under control.
#27 - Misamisahime (12/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I'd rather think all religions (including Atheism) are like this

Everyone in the car is drunk, and everyone thinks they're good enough to drive
#32 to #22 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
Let's see what merriam-webster has to say about the definition of religion:
1
a : the state of a religious <a nun in her 20th year of religion>
b (1) : the service and worship of God or the supernatural (2) : commitment or devotion to religious faith or observance

Atheism doesn't fit there.

2
: a personal set or institutionalized system of religious attitudes, beliefs, and practices

Atheism doesn't have practices or religious attitudes, as any atheist only shares non belief in gods with other atheists. Doesn't fit there too.

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archaic : scrupulous conformity : conscientiousness

Atheism doesn't fit here either...

4
: a cause, principle, or system of beliefs held to with ardor and faith

Atheism is not a system of beliefs, it's the lack of belief, so I guess we're over. Atheism isn't a religion, so your post is wrong and you should feel bad.
User avatar #11 - thatawesomekid (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
...What does being an atheist have to do with driving?

Coulda been funny if the analogy was better.
#49 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [+] (14 replies)
But atheism is a religion too..
User avatar #50 to #49 - teff (12/06/2012) [-]
no.. it's not..
religion is a belief
atheism is a conviction

big difference
#37 - iAmAWizard (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Well if it bothers you that much, maybe you should move somewhere where religious people are a bit more chilled out
Well if it bothers you that much, maybe you should move somewhere where religious people are a bit more chilled out
#51 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
It's killing me seeing as I can't really support my own "brethren" because they go about things in mean-spirited ways. We are supposed to show the blind believers that we're better than that. The organization American Atheists really gets under my fucking skin.
My view on it, religion is an insignificant detail. If other Atheists claim it's so small, why do they feel the need to fight it on every front? Just as religion is a waste of thought, so are the little crusades being held against it (War on Christmas). That energy spent trying to get that Nativity scene out of the public eye could be spent doing something more fruitful. Rather then outlaw religion, we should be focused on showing them that we can do great things, despite how popular forms of media like to portray us.
Despite ALL of that shit they put me through (loss of friends, family members hold it against me), I still will not hold it against them to believe. Unless their Scientologists. Fuck those guys.
User avatar #14 - loopymatpi (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah because it's always fucking Jesus who takes the wheel.
#36 to #30 - ostemad (12/06/2012) [-]
you fool Asians can't drive
#13 - electro (12/06/2012) [-]
now imagine that car being a private catholic highschool and then only reason you chose to get in with these drunkards is because the result of the car ride would be better than getting in a different car.
+3
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User avatar #41 - unggoy (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Welcome to funnyjunk, you can call someone a faggot, a nigger, you can make holocaust jokes, & 9/11 jokes. But don't EVER call christians bad!

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User avatar #38 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Blatantly insult religion
>"not trying to be antagonistic"
#35 - ostemad (12/06/2012) [-]
Yes in 'murica. You guys should stop complaining and move to Scandinavia.
#24 - hebs (12/06/2012) [-]
+2
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#12 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
am i the only person who saw the poke ball?
User avatar #8 - SnugglyWuggly (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh boy.. here we go again...
User avatar #42 - geser (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Actually, it looks like a pokeball
User avatar #23 - Zydratejunkie (12/06/2012) [-]
Jesus is holding a pokeball. A gigantic pokeball.
#18 - ThumbingUp (12/06/2012) [-]
That's actually a pretty accurate description of my feelings
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