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I don' t understand this., My atheism: beliefs lead me to believe tatata am in feet NOT special, so,,
is this an atheist stereotype tatata don' t tell in to, or what? Could someone explain?
like you am smug end like your smarter then everyone when in reality your a ******* idiot who thinks the universe literally exploded out of nothing. do us all a
fairer and blow your empty head off with a shotgun.
Telling me to kill myself based on the feet that I are smug and smarter, after reading an honest question ...Because thats something Christ would do?
I deny God, but I don' t deny you your belief In God or tell you that you' re bad because of it, do if He, and tweet, because I' m a wet human being.
And don' t tell me whati believe about the universe, becouse I' m yew fine with an-:: the fare that I don' t know in the slightest how it got here.
God hasnt done so well, obviously, those who represent him. Maybe it you were to treat me the why Christ intended you tn, (As you would have me treat you}, than I
would be more open to the idea of your beliefs.
shut the **** up retard
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#286 - milkmyoneudder (09/08/2012) [-]
Okay here is how his 			****		 is gonna play out in the comments section:   
Christians: I'm a Christian and I think  what this guy did is wrong and stupid, I respect people beliefs and would never say this. Please do not judge us all on this.   
Athiests: This is why I hate religion   
Agnostics: I like Dr. Pepper   
Idk guys heres a gif
Okay here is how his **** is gonna play out in the comments section:
Christians: I'm a Christian and I think what this guy did is wrong and stupid, I respect people beliefs and would never say this. Please do not judge us all on this.
Athiests: This is why I hate religion
Agnostics: I like Dr. Pepper
Idk guys heres a gif
#304 to #286 - captainpluto (09/08/2012) [-]
I love Dr.Pepper whenever someone tries to tell a soda they think is better i just curse and yell "it has 23 flavors" at them.
User avatar #298 to #286 - manofbeardliness (09/08/2012) [-]
I don't know why I laughed as hard as I did at this. Thumb for a pretty funny/accurate comment.
User avatar #199 - gjaa (09/07/2012) [-]
Ok guys it's time to hear the truth behind religion


No-one knows anything about anything. Everyone is guessing.

The end.
User avatar #200 to #199 - smittywrbmnjnsn (09/07/2012) [-]
Some guesses are more educated than other though.
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User avatar #279 - jokeface (09/08/2012) [-]
This blows my mind. And I'll tell you why.

Usually in a ********* , the believer would get thumbed down and the atheist would get thumbed up. But this isn't a normal ********* . Here, the believer is the one being an asshole and the atheist is the one who wants to live and let live. So given this, only one conclusion can be drawn.

In a ********* , regardless of what you belief, being an asshole is how you get green thumbs.
User avatar #157 to #116 - lordmoldywart (09/07/2012) [-]
He gave you free will, it's not up to him what you believe in
#211 to #157 - John Cena (09/07/2012) [-]
Didn't satan give us free will, i dunno?
User avatar #299 to #211 - slowyourtroll (09/08/2012) [-]
satan gave us critical thinking.

User avatar #216 to #211 - lordmoldywart (09/07/2012) [-]
Satan has nothing to do with giving humans free will
User avatar #236 to #216 - Fgner (09/07/2012) [-]
This is the way I see it:

God gives you finite ability to understand. You aren't capable of true rational thought nor are you truly in control of your actions, because you can ONLY do the good. If you don't have the ability to choose whether or not to murder your neighbor, you don't actually have free will, you are a puppet. Then he says if you don't do exactly as he says, you go to suffer forever, because you are unclean with sin.

Satan sees this horrific act of cruelty. He says, here, take the knowledge of both good and evil, take rationality. God will hate you, but I will always accept you for this. Nomatter what you do, nomatter what you are, I will accept you, because I made you this way, because I am your father. Please, be free, and when you die, even if you are a sinner, a killer, a rapist, I will embrace you in my kingdom. If we DO suffer forever, at least we'll all suffer together, as a family.

God continues to damn people and slaughter them (he kills over 4 million people in the Bible), Satan continues to sit back and do almost nothing (a total kill count of 10 people).

And in the history of things: God sent Satan to Hell beacuse he dare question God's authority. It's not like he can actually do anything about it, he just asked a question. Then anyone who dared say "Satan is kind of right God." went to Hell with him. And Lucifer (the angel of music [no he's not Satan, he's a actually the antichrist]) dared to try and play music for himself, instead of for God, and BAM. STRAIGHT TO HELL!

Oh, I'm not religious or anti-religious. I'm a "don't give a **** , I'll just be a good person until I die, and then I'll see what happens, but you are totally entitled to your opinions as long as you aren't bat **** crazy with them."

tl;dr Satan loves us and accepts us and gave us free will and knowledge. God just wanted dancing puppets for his own amusement.
User avatar #246 to #236 - lordmoldywart (09/07/2012) [-]
Satan's sole purpose is to turn people away from God, Satan isn't the one who gave humans free will, he's just using the free will that God gave humans to his own advantage. I think you've been mis-informed somewhere along the line.

When it is said that God gave us free will, it means we're able to make the decision between right and wrong for ourselves, BUT, God has given us guidelines to live by, and if we disobey these guidelines we will be punished. Take Adam and Eve as a perfect analogy, God gave them free will like he has us, they were ABLE to eat from the forbidden fig tree, but we're told not to. It's like a murderer being given the ability to murder, but being told not to - however, he chooses to disobey and is therefore punished. I don't see this as cruel

When you say God continues to damn people and slaughter them, what do you mean by that? After the great flood God promised to not repeat such an action ever again. And where do you get your numbers from?

God didn't send Satan to hell for asking a question, Satan started conspiring against God and was converting several of God's angels to his side, these angels are know what we in the Christian religion call 'demons', the once-good angels who sided with Satan.

Dancing puppets for his amusement? Elaborate.
User avatar #261 to #246 - Fgner (09/07/2012) [-]
1) No, you failed to rationalize how us being incapable of committing sins and being knowledgable of ANYTHING other than what God TOLD us is free... You can say a domestic dog has free will, but does it really when it's stuck inside a house, obeying a strict set of rules by an owner that only comes by to pet it when he's bored, and then beats it for doing things wrong, when it can't actually comprehend the idea of right and wrong, because he said he would beat it if it ever tried to find out? Come on now.
2) http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2006/08/who-has-killed-more-satan-or-god .html Yes, it's legitimate. But my number was way off, it was 2.5 million, with most likely hundreds of thousands if not millions missing (he only did the quantifiable numbers I think).
3) He can promise whatever he wants, still kills thousands of Egyptian children, still murders cities and towns of people. Still let's the world suffer and bleed to this day because he couldn't POSSIBLY help us, what love. And by damning I mean, he can't just say "I created you like this, you died, if you need punishment you get finite punishment that is rational." No, he says if you aren't perfect and didn't accept one of the thousands of religions with no empirical evidence to back it up because of the logic and free will "he" gave you, then you burn in Hell forever and eternally suffer. JUSTICE.
4) Gross simplification. But again, God can't really be killed, God is "almighty" so he shouldn't have cared. You can't kill the dead. You can't defeat God. And if you can, then he's not God. And if he was fearful of a conspiracy like that, then he isn't perfect, and he isn't a true God. He's just a dictator that wants to feel perfect. But again, think about it, why would an angel turn against a "perfect and all loving God." Especially if you are incapable of winning. No **** , because he wasn't. He isn't. There is no logic in any of that story unless God is not a God, but just another angel with a big ego.
User avatar #278 to #261 - lordmoldywart (09/08/2012) [-]
4) God is perfect. Satan however, was demented and didn't think he was, and therefore turned against him, and will be punished for it
User avatar #284 to #278 - Fgner (09/08/2012) [-]
Way to not provide any arguement against mine. You might as well have said "I'm right." Okay, so if Satan was demented and didn't think so, then why did all those other angels agree? If God is so perfect, then why did he FEAR the conspirists? He could have easily let them do what they wanted, said, "See you dumbasses. I am perfect. Now you know for sure, let's not do this again. I understand (because even I would understand. A PERFECT God would understand too). " But no, he was afraid and reacted like a pussy. "Get out of my house!" And he will be punished for it? Revenge is a human concept, not one of a perfect and all loving God. Maybe God should grow the **** up, I wouldn't punish Satan or the angels for being that way, after all, God made them that way. And if he didn't, then he's not the true God, somebody else is that MAKES him and the angels. Use some logic.
#355 to #284 - arguement (10/07/2012) [-]
*argument
User avatar #292 to #284 - lordmoldywart (09/08/2012) [-]
Not provide any argument? Have you not seen #275? My argument to the first 3 points are in there, I forgot to put in 4) so I made a second comment (#278) which is the one you replied to

The other angels were persuaded by Satan, it's the power of speech. Hitler persuaded tens of millions of Germans to agree with his beliefs through the power of speech and look at how they turned out. Satan was turning angels against God, so God got rid of them, as anyone else would do.

God didn't make them that way, he gave them FREE WILL, the chance to do what was right and the chance to do what was wrong. They chose to disobey and turn against God, and were punished for it. If he'd just created perfect beings who did everything he said they'd just be puppets, right? Like you suggest we are all dancing puppets now, right? No, we are the complete opposite, and so were they. He gave them the chance, and they blew it. I don't think you understand how to use the puppet simile. In-fact your use of profanities shows how childish you are, so I wouldn't expect you to know how to use a simile
User avatar #296 to #292 - Fgner (09/08/2012) [-]
No I didn't see it, I just replied.

1) So angels are just as stupid as **** as humans? Great to know that!
2) No. God is supposed to be all pwoerful. If I was all powerful, I would let them turn against me, let them rebel, and then prove that Satan was wrong. It would only work one ******* time. Then they would learn, and we could all be happy again. By saying he did what anyone else would do, you admit that he did what any HUMAN that was AFRAID would do. And therefore is inperfect AND non omnipotent. Dumbass, pick a side.
3) No, he gave them free will, the chance to choose right from wrong. If they choose wrong, he DID make them that way. If I put a cookie and a leaf of lettuce in a room, told you not to eat the cookie, and then walked away, I wouldn't be all that pissed if they ate the cookie. I'm the dumbass that gave it to them and walked away. I made the situation, IM responsible. Sure, they could have resisted the cookie filled temptation, but does that make it all their fault, no? Is God really above even HUMAN based moral logic. It's ******* simple.

And no, profanities aren't childish. Profanities are a part of linguistics, and a completely viable form of communication. They were invented to express tense emotion not fillable by normal vocabulary. We didn't invent words just to say "NEVER USE THESE, THEY ARE BAD!" They have a purpose, and I'm using them correctly. Grow up. Don't act so high and mighty just because you say "gosh darnit!" instead of "GOD DAMMIT!" In fact, I think people who do the primary are freaking childish.
User avatar #275 to #261 - lordmoldywart (09/08/2012) [-]
1) A dog doesn't know right from wrong, given the chance it would harm or even kill other dogs on the street. Humans however, do know right from wrong and are given the chances to choose between the two (hence free will).

2) Those numbers seem legit, but if you're a Christian you'd also believe it is Satan that has persuaded people of evil to commit horrific acts of murder, genocide and rape. So to an extent, Satan could be to blame for all wars in the history of man kind, which would surpass 2.5million with ease

3) God could help us, but he has promised those who were good a second chance, so if you believe this, you are always at peace with how he works
User avatar #294 to #275 - Fgner (09/08/2012) [-]
1) Humans don't know right from wrong at birth. It's taught through negative feedback. Dogs are just as conscious as human beings (it's an official scientifical declaration now, that most mammals are) and learn through negative feedback. Thus a domestic dog is just as knowledgable of right and wrong as humans are. We beat him when he attacks a dog, tell him bad. He knows another dog is bad. If he does it again, he knows it was bad. That's why dogs cower after getting in the garbage. They know it was bad, and they'll be punished.

2) Satan hasn't done anything. Remember that whole "free will" thing we're talking about. Last I checked, he can't force anyone to do anything. And God gave them free will and he let Satan talk to them, so I guess it's his fault, even more so than Satans! Admit God isn't omnipotent, admit God isn't all loving and let's Satan do things cause it's fun, or admit that Satan doesn't do anything, your choice.

3) Oh shut up. God giveth, God taketh away? Imagine how you would feel at me if I said, "I'm putting you in a room full of rapists and murders, and letting them beat and rape you. But when you get out, I promise you'll be happy and I'll give you a cookie! Even though I could just give you the cookie now, this is more fun!" Not so ******* happy with me, right? What makes him different? The fact that he doesn't directly SAY he's letting you get ****** for his amusement?
User avatar #262 to #246 - Fgner (09/07/2012) [-]
5) People = dancing puppets. If you dare don't behave, he breaks you. And once he gets tired of you, he stops playing. Seems like he got real tired of us about 2000 years ago.
User avatar #267 to #262 - lordmoldywart (09/07/2012) [-]
If you believe in the Christian God and the Bible you will believe that there will be a resurrection, those who have lived good lives and have been good people (whether you believed in God or not) will be resurrected to live forever in paradise (heaven on earth). So no, God doesn't just 'get tired of you and stop playing'

User avatar #272 to #267 - Fgner (09/08/2012) [-]
You do realize that at any moment in history God could have just said "hey guys, I love you. You are all my children. This is a finite existence, and I'm not going to punish you eternally for anything here. I'll give you a finite punishment exactly of that deserving of your crime. Live your life as you want to, be good people. I'll come around from time to time and I'll help you out, I am an omnipotent God with nothing else to do after all!" But no, he does this elaborate ******** scheme with Jesus Christ and a Resurrection and "blood to clean your sins away." ******** . How do you buy this crap. Even I am a more kind and loving God than your God is. Sure, I agree, people should have tough times in their life, it builds character. But holy **** , he's just a huge dick. Want proof? Look at Job.
User avatar #277 to #272 - lordmoldywart (09/08/2012) [-]
He has communicated to us, through the Bible. That's all it takes too, you wouldn't want someone overlooking your every move in life. He's giving us the chance to live our lives how we please.

Look at it this way, this life we're in is like Adam and Eve V2, God has told us what is right and what is wrong, (i.e. not to eat from the forbidden fig tree), if we choose to be good people (i.e. not eat from the forbidden tree) we are resurrected and get to live in an ever-lasting paradise, if we choose to be bad people (i.e. eating from the forbidden fig tree) we are not given that chance. Satan is represented by the snake in the story of Adam and Eve, Satan will persuade people to disobey and turn away from God, but if we stay true, we are rewarded
User avatar #280 to #277 - Fgner (09/08/2012) [-]
Again, you are recieving an INfinite punishment for a finite crime. I don't give two ***** how you are going to go about saying it or rationalizing it. That's what it is.
User avatar #305 to #280 - reptaur (09/08/2012) [-]
TL;DR
#145 - I Am Monkey (09/07/2012) [-]
Get trolled by an anon.
Take it so seriously that you post it as content.
#226 - fingercramp (09/07/2012) [-]
Well there's your problem right there, you tried to argue on the internet    
   
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#115 - John Cena (09/07/2012) [-]
you have my support.
signed, a rational Christian/Catholic who judges people on their actions
User avatar #113 - spikethepony (09/07/2012) [-]
You may have encountered one of the few asshole theists that are actually smart enough to know what a proxy is. Either that or the anon was, in fact, a troll. Whichever the case, please don't allow this one person (and granted, I know that there are more than just one asshole theists- ******* are everywhere) tarnish your view of all theists. Many of us are actually nice people.
User avatar #130 to #113 - superunclesam (09/07/2012) [-]
The problem is, judging by the red thumbs others agreed.
#146 to #130 - I Am Monkey (09/07/2012) [-]
It was on a Zlamous post. He uses proxies to vote himself up.
User avatar #148 to #146 - superunclesam (09/07/2012) [-]
I didn't even know someone by the name of Zlamous existed. What a douche, he has to thumb himself up to feel good. Its a ******* website, you've achieved nothing.
User avatar #150 to #148 - I Am Monkey (09/07/2012) [-]
He's a liberal atheist who poses as a christian conservative to make them look bad. He thumb bots hate speech to the front page on the "Christian" and "Conservative" channels to make the it look as if they're provoking the other side. This is pretty effective as almost every atheist will cite his posts as evidence that religion bashing posts work both ways on this site.
User avatar #152 to #150 - superunclesam (09/07/2012) [-]
Well then he's making Atheists look like the bad guys! He's achieving the EXACT ******* OPPOSITE!! **** , sometimes I hate the Atheist community because then I look like an ass when I tell people I am one.
User avatar #154 to #152 - I Am Monkey (09/07/2012) [-]
Well most people think/want to believe he's real.
User avatar #156 to #154 - superunclesam (09/07/2012) [-]
Yes, but then there's the people who know better
User avatar #135 to #113 - patchesdacrazy (09/07/2012) [-]
Yes... few... sure.
User avatar #354 to #135 - spikethepony (09/10/2012) [-]
The second part of that sentence was more important than that one.
User avatar #171 - aaronman (09/07/2012) [-]
I'm a Christian.

We really don't know how to do a whole lot, except nail our savior to a tree.
#230 to #171 - lordmoldywart (09/07/2012) [-]
You're not a Christian at all
You're not a Christian at all
User avatar #351 to #230 - aaronman (09/09/2012) [-]
>Implying I was srs
#353 to #352 - aaronman (09/10/2012) [-]
I guess I'm the cancer of the internet.

Crap.
#217 to #171 - John Cena (09/07/2012) [-]
that was the jews
User avatar #237 - kieranbaker ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
I dont have to read it to know that one of my fellow christians is being retarded, sorry about him.
#202 - anopenmind (09/07/2012) [-]
"I dont know in the slightest how it got here"
******* . thank. you.
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User avatar #168 - schwerdaddy ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Why are all people who believe in God automatically Christian?
User avatar #183 to #168 - jizzexpert (09/07/2012) [-]
are you stupid? you must be, there are hundreds of religion , just because you believe in a god does not make you christian
User avatar #185 to #183 - schwerdaddy ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Are you replying to me? If so, then please try to work on your reading comprehension skills rather than mindlessly insulting others.
#187 to #185 - jizzexpert (09/07/2012) [-]
no, your simply an idiot. here you forgot this
User avatar #189 to #187 - zcdzcd (09/07/2012) [-]
You're*
User avatar #193 to #187 - schwerdaddy ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Well if you read my comments you would realize I was making the same point as you. But instead make yourself look like an ass.
#208 to #168 - sinonyx (09/07/2012) [-]
probably this..

it's just an assumption based on how many christian there are.. just like everyone would assume that everyone in an game of CoD on xboxlive is a 13year old boy
User avatar #188 to #168 - zcdzcd (09/07/2012) [-]
I like your mouth
User avatar #194 to #188 - thedarkestrogue (09/07/2012) [-]
yeah hes got a purty mouth.
#195 to #194 - schwerdaddy ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Gaben!
User avatar #197 to #195 - thedarkestrogue (09/07/2012) [-]
OH MY GOD HE WAS IN A PICTURE THREE TIMES THATS INCONCEIVABLE!
#144 - pooflinger (09/07/2012) [-]
I'm a Catholic, and even I find that retard anon makes me want to yell at Christians.

Many Christians just end up making religion look bad by saying whatever retarded **** comes to mind, and in failing to acknowledge the fact that yes, Evolution is the best answer as to the existence of mankind, and even the Catholic church doesn't oppose these scientific findings.

If everyone would study up on Aristotle's Four Causes, they would understand that the idea of a world where religion and science coexist is actually not as unreasonable as some imply.

His causes for beings and objects alike are Material (what its made out of), Efficient (Who makes it), Formal (into what is it made) and Final (What it ismade for).

Science deals with the first two causes, and Religion the latter two, hence why the Church doesn't support or deny Evolution, because it recognizes that it can't judge on things outside of its field.

Anyway, /rant i suppose.

Continue browsing.
#86 - ascendedwings (09/07/2012) [-]
this entire thread lol
this entire thread lol
User avatar #50 - faithrider (09/07/2012) [-]
my problem is (and i am a devout Christian) how did the anon ******* get thumbed up and you get thumbed down? you presented your side calmly and concisely while he actually was very rude and honestly judgemental (which the bible actually says is not our job and that we will be judged by the same scale as we use to judge others...)
#11 - KungFuZerO (09/07/2012) [-]
I honestly think that comment section might be a troll
the only thing thumbed up were death threats
is that how christians act when theyre on the christianity channel?
User avatar #13 to #11 - Protagonistism (09/07/2012) [-]
Have you meet one of those preachers outside of schools or universities?
They are very insane..
#14 to #13 - KungFuZerO (09/07/2012) [-]
ya. funny story. lady came up to me while i was waiting for the bus.
asked if i believed in god.
Nope
well let me read you this passage
cool
now, do u see order in this chaotic world without a god?
yes
no, you dont, let me show you this other passage
mfw
User avatar #16 to #14 - Protagonistism (09/07/2012) [-]
Yea I hate those guys. Heres a good story thou.

>Me walking through City.
>See Chinese guy with "God <3 You" T-shirt.
>I thought it was a nice shirt. Suddenly releasing he's one of those christian guys who hand out pamphlets n **** .
>He walks up to me as he smiles and hands me a little paper thing with some quotes from the bible.
>Them he smiles and goes "It's alright to throw it away, as long you feel it's right with you." (Wasn't a dick about it, he was relaxed and very nice little Chinaman)
>The Chinese man wasn't forcing a belief on me, he was just being responsible about his actions and letting people to freely decide.
>"What a nice Chinaman" "I think I'll buy some Chinese food."
>Then I buy Chinese food.
#167 - bible (09/07/2012) [-]
A-Are you ******* serious? You are seriously so butthurt that you made content out of it?! What the **** .

You want me to tell you what happened? Some jackass knew how to use a proxy and thought it'd be funny to piss off dickheads like you. I still can't get over the fact that you went and posted this **** . Are you really THAT assdamaged from this? "OH NO STUPID PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET DISAGREEING WITH ME I BETTER LAUNCH A CRUSADE AGAINST THEM!"

I'm not going to waste our time by stating "I'm a Christian and I think"... Let's get more to the point. The guy who posted that is a troll. How you could not deduct that from the obvious over zealous approach is well beyond me. This could have all gone away so, so easily if there weren't asshats like you. Get your head out of your ass and think before you say or do **** .

Oh, and if he is using a proxy, why isn't this thumbed down to hell? Here's a concept: Perhaps he enjoys the further attention you're giving him.
#178 to #167 - arkaikwobbuffet (09/07/2012) [-]
I find this comment quite ironic.

Here is my thumb good sir, you have somehow trolled the guy that got trolled by telling him, while trolling, that he got trolled by a troll.

It's not a green thumb by the way.
#212 to #167 - alanthewhite (09/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #179 to #167 - jonasmsv (09/07/2012) [-]
I love the fact that your username is "bible"
User avatar #192 - thedarkestrogue (09/07/2012) [-]
I used to be a christian, then I decided it was what my parents believed not what I believed. So now I'm a realist and don't care.
We don't know how the earth got here, and we'll most likely never know in our lifetimes.
Therefore I give up on trying to argue and just accept life as is and ******* enjoy it.
I openly accept everyone's deities and gods. You can believe what you want to believe, its not my opinion its yours.

In my eyes, that anon is a moron.
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