The Animus Was Wrong. .. Every time it said "Warning: Ezio did not kill civilians" I just said "Yeah. well I'm not Ezio" Ezio
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#1 - thearcher (07/01/2012) [-]
Every time it said "Warning: Ezio did not kill civilians" I just said "Yeah. well I'm not Ezio"
User avatar #8 to #1 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
too bad that this content will get lost in the newest uploads.
your comment deserves more thumbs
User avatar #31 to #8 - jellytamer (07/02/2012) [-]
Jokes on you ************** <3
#111 to #1 - anon (07/02/2012) [-]
"Well he did now." was usually my go-to response.
#72 to #1 - jinkazama (07/02/2012) [-]
Whenever it said that i always said "What did you just see?"
#54 - catsattackagain (07/02/2012) [-]
**catsattackagain rolls 55**
**catsattackagain rolls 55**
#37 - Ihazfunkitty (07/02/2012) [-]
i always poison the guards and then threw money at them so civilians would try to pick it up, it seemed like the best way to spend money
i always poison the guards and then threw money at them so civilians would try to pick it up, it seemed like the best way to spend money
User avatar #46 to #37 - junkydunkyfunky (07/02/2012) [-]
sauce of original video pls?
User avatar #50 to #47 - junkydunkyfunky (07/02/2012) [-]
wait. finished seing the video in the link. it made me LOL way too much.
User avatar #49 to #47 - junkydunkyfunky (07/02/2012) [-]
NVM what the hell did you linked me too???
User avatar #48 to #47 - junkydunkyfunky (07/02/2012) [-]
Thanks you very much! a thumb for you!! btw another question... in a post in FJ of some time ago. someone told us to mix this video with a random tum-tum music.. do you have a link for that one too?
#56 to #52 - junkydunkyfunky (07/02/2012) [-]
TY SO MUCH!! let me give you my funniest image in exchange.
User avatar #51 to #48 - yodice (07/02/2012) [-]
no sorry
User avatar #53 to #37 - KazumaKyu ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
My friend and I called it the Money Blender!
#59 to #37 - deletedmyaccount ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS!?
User avatar #11 - Crusader (07/01/2012) [-]
To get full sync you need to rebuild Rome, therefore you are the richest man in Rome, yet you are able to just leave and travel alone without anyone bugging you about it?
That is what I never understood
User avatar #26 to #11 - asasqw (07/02/2012) [-]
He could of stayed an anonymous bennifactor
#114 - tomsterboy (07/02/2012) [-]
Mfw i always read assasin as ass ass in
#118 to #114 - anon (07/02/2012) [-]
Mfw when I read as ass ass in as ass ass ass in
#120 to #118 - tomsterboy (07/02/2012) [-]
I don't even..
I just....
#134 to #118 - zilance (07/02/2012) [-]
assception
#39 - RandomDoofus (07/02/2012) [-]
Assassintime?

Relevant to my interests.
#121 - neocortex (07/02/2012) [-]
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Yup...I used to walk around the streets and pickpocket for a time because it was fun to slap the **** out of everyone who fought back. If they would start running away, I would chase them down and kill them for their cowardness...yes perhaps there's something wrong with me ^_^
#119 - franktonfire (07/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #25 - garyleneville (07/02/2012) [-]
I prefer Altair to Ezio.
#27 to #25 - anon (07/02/2012) [-]
So do I, but I also like hanging out with Leonardo da Vinci.
User avatar #38 to #27 - porkchips ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
I rolled in laughter when Leonardo hit on Ezio.
User avatar #40 to #38 - peopleonfire (07/02/2012) [-]
when did that happen?
User avatar #44 to #40 - porkchips ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
Youtube link. just replace (dot) with a period.

www.youtube(dot)com/watch?v=nuI8DdJgYLY
User avatar #41 to #40 - porkchips ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
Well I don't really remember which game, I think it was Brotherhood. All I remember is, after I bought all of Leonardo's inventions, when I went back to the bench to talk to him, Ezio was saying how Leonardo shouldn't be distracted so much by pretty girls and Leonardo replies with his arm around Ezio, "Trust me. Pretty girls will provide little distraction."
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#32 - hydrobud (07/02/2012) [-]
this cat is better, it kills flys instead, what a ninja
#91 - silverlance (07/02/2012) [-]
I think the exact wording was Ezio did not kill innocents, and lets face it innocence is a word that is tossed around a lot these days to the point that it doesnt really mean anything
#137 to #91 - cryptolyte (07/02/2012) [-]
The original Creed stated not har m an innocent person, but the Animus refers to them as civilians
#15 - anon (07/02/2012) [-]
I really disliked that it wasn't like assassins creed 1 where after beating the game you could kill how many civilians you wanted.
User avatar #123 - finalkai (07/02/2012) [-]
>see group of guards
<summon assassins to kill two from the roof while i kill the other two
<they land there kills
>go to make my kill and end up assassinating 2 civilians
<killing another civilian will result in desynchronisation
>go to kill a guard and summoned assassin gets him
>ends up killing civilian
>never use hidden blades again
+6
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#132 - johnmariotwo (07/02/2012) [-]
I just pickpocket them and get into random street fights :D

If I wanna kill them:
>Locate Guard with Pike(Big axe spear thingy)
>Throw money near him
>Wait for crowd to gather around him
> Poison Him
>???????
>Watch the profitable bloodshed

#122 - xactor (07/02/2012) [-]
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#99 - cancerofourchan (07/02/2012) [-]
I played every single assassins creed in the space of a week and i have t admit, i cried a little when ezio sees altairs skeleton and when he talks to desmond, it was sad being with him through 3 games and having to say goodbye
User avatar #135 to #99 - thesovietdude (07/02/2012) [-]
which one was that ?!?!
#138 to #135 - cancerofourchan (07/02/2012) [-]
revalations
User avatar #139 to #138 - thesovietdude (07/03/2012) [-]
oh i dont own it yet im gonna get it soon though
#141 to #139 - cancerofourchan (07/03/2012) [-]
its the best one
#136 to #99 - drmrniceguy (07/02/2012) [-]
How bout a spoiler alert?
User avatar #55 - AnAnonForLife (07/02/2012) [-]
if he didn't, I sure did
#129 - darkisfire (07/02/2012) [-]
&gt;kill 2 civilians    
&gt;wait 3 minutes   
&gt;kill 2 more    
&gt;repeat step 2   
&gt;????????????   
&gt;profit.
>kill 2 civilians
>wait 3 minutes
>kill 2 more
>repeat step 2
>????????????
>profit.
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