Take That!. and that!. ail:. The best thing about it, is that whenever ezio kills a major character, probably someone who has killed a lot of people, he gives them an "honorable death& and some of this
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#3 - pappathethird (03/10/2013) [-]
The best thing about it, is that whenever ezio kills a major character, probably someone who has killed a lot of people, he gives them an "honorable death" i.e. requistat in pace and that 			****		, but he doesn't give a flying 			****		 about all the more or less innocent soldiers who are presumably just trying to provide for their families.
The best thing about it, is that whenever ezio kills a major character, probably someone who has killed a lot of people, he gives them an "honorable death" i.e. requistat in pace and that **** , but he doesn't give a flying **** about all the more or less innocent soldiers who are presumably just trying to provide for their families.
User avatar #61 to #3 - welshdrag (03/11/2013) [-]
>requistat
>pace
User avatar #40 to #3 - FJrulez (03/11/2013) [-]
Haha Tobias. Love that dude's videos!
User avatar #42 to #40 - sporkbacon ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Tobuscus*
User avatar #43 to #42 - FJrulez (03/11/2013) [-]
My bad, what the hell was I thinking?!
#131 to #3 - auesis (03/11/2013) [-]
Well to be fair, when you're surrounded and being pursued by guards from all angles, you don't really have much time to give each one a personal funeral.
User avatar #30 to #3 - dinkcool (03/10/2013) [-]
Beacause the soldiers are plebs and we all know how the plebs were treated back then.
#11 - crazyolitis (03/10/2013) [-]
****		 bitches, kill templars.
**** bitches, kill templars.
#9 - wraththefurious (03/10/2013) [-]
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#133 to #9 - qosfortyone (03/11/2013) [-]
this pic is suddenly hotter
this pic is suddenly hotter
#18 to #9 - output (03/10/2013) [-]
what game is this?
#20 to #18 - freeyourmind (03/10/2013) [-]
battletoads
User avatar #21 to #18 - orrihaa (03/10/2013) [-]
AC4 trailer
User avatar #22 to #18 - johnnygat (03/10/2013) [-]
Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag
User avatar #68 to #5 - lavasoft (03/11/2013) [-]
youtu.be/j-zw06IWe-A?t=1h13m2s

This link is the source of that quote, brings right to that part. Enjoy.
#41 - snerus (03/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 - srskate ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Even worse is when some random citizen decides to clean up their streets

... with a broom.
User avatar #45 to #38 - rjake (03/11/2013) [-]
for some reason I figured I was the only one who did this
i now realize this is a stupid assumption
#32 - winners (03/10/2013) [-]
thatl teach them to try n stop a mass murderer
#44 to #32 - triggathepirate (03/11/2013) [-]
You wouldn't believe how long I thought this was real, from a security camera.
You wouldn't believe how long I thought this was real, from a security camera.
#4 - ninjabadger ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
"You are killing innocent men who are just trying to live their lives by serving the city as guards."
"You are killing innocent men who are just trying to live their lives by serving the city as guards."
User avatar #13 to #4 - zomaru ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Well, they used to be adventures, but, you know....
User avatar #50 to #13 - myrtille ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
They used to be adventures?
#88 to #50 - mraverageguy (03/11/2013) [-]
It's the police ma'am you son was killed in a hit and run accident the driver was an alcohol
#63 - MysticTomatoe (03/11/2013) [-]
Guard's FW he finds you hiding
Guard's FW he finds you hiding
#66 - theoriginalzombie (03/11/2013) [-]
Same thing with games like Metal Gear Solid 4 and the like



Poor guy just took the job guarding the compound so he could feed his family and Solid Snake just ******* snaps his neck....
#78 to #66 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
Also like in metal gear rising.....
User avatar #98 to #66 - zorororonoa (03/11/2013) [-]
Whenever I played MGS4, I never killed them, I did the thing where you search them for items, then twist their balls and knock them out. I thought it was way funnier then killing them. (Of course if they start shooting me i kill them)
User avatar #113 to #66 - ehzio (03/11/2013) [-]
You don't have to kill them! There's always the tranquilizer gun which is in my opinion, incredibly fun when no one gets killed.
#58 - Seanacus (03/11/2013) [-]
you dun goofed!
you dun goofed!
#57 - fiddlestickz (03/11/2013) [-]
mfw a guard shoves me on the street...you dun goofed
mfw a guard shoves me on the street...you dun goofed
#7 - matralith (03/10/2013) [-]
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#24 - wiickedx (03/10/2013) [-]
I have finished Assassin's Creed brotherhood yesterday and finished Assassin's Creed Revelations a couple hours ago. Started playing Assassin's Creed III and I do not like this at all. To be honest Assassin's Creed 2 was the best of all, amazing story line, gadgets, etc..
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User avatar #76 to #24 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/11/2013) [-]
I like AC3 the best.

I like the setting
I like the Assassin
I like the story (Not the modern day one, that fell to **** )
I like the high seas

It just felt unpolished. I like nearly everything about it but for some reason it feels like they could have done a way better job.
User avatar #59 to #24 - giggitygil (03/11/2013) [-]
Assassin's creed 1 was a fluke. Ubisoft had an idea with climbing dynamics, added a basic story, and people loved it. They saw that people loved it so they redid the engine, the UI, the gameplay, and added a bunch of **** .
User avatar #28 to #24 - thatbleachfan (03/10/2013) [-]
Setting it in America was a mistake and the new 'high tides' looks terrible. It was at it's finest in Italy and I hope that they make one in Japan during the Sengoku Jidai or something
User avatar #60 to #28 - giggitygil (03/11/2013) [-]
I was thinking this the other day.
#29 to #24 - trollolololgabe (03/10/2013) [-]
i have to Disagree
I think that Assassin's Creed Brotherhood was the all around best. Assassins Creed I you are an actual assassin (despite what everyone says about repetitive boring gameplay the game was actually historically accurate and you could actually die) AC II was good addition definately. But AC Bro was AC II on steroids with Ezio being a mega badass. AC rev was just a rehashed AC bro with a stupid claw and no real story on the Desmond side.(which I actually somewhat cared for also) not to mention Bro also had multiplayer which was really fun.
#67 to #29 - tranminh (03/11/2013) [-]
I think AC2 had a better storyline than Brotherhood, with the development of ezio and **** , but the assassin underlings in brotherhood were too boss
#54 to #29 - ihavecontentthumbs (03/11/2013) [-]
so agree
#33 to #29 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
My favorite AC games in order
Brotherhood
Revelations
AC1
AC2
AC3

I find it funny the numbered games are my least favorite
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#19 to #6 - arkfire (03/10/2013) [-]
Italian people don't speak spanish naturally.
User avatar #23 to #19 - reygar (03/10/2013) [-]
But are really similar.
(Btw, what did the #6 say?)
#26 to #23 - arkfire (03/10/2013) [-]
(He said shouldn't it be si not bene) but the educated in the renaissance era spoke Latin and Italian and I don't know if Ezio even knew spanish.
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User avatar #95 to #93 - thecharliesheen (03/11/2013) [-]
Technically yes, while it could also be translated to "awwww well". Well being good, not like "oh well".
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User avatar #119 to #108 - thecharliesheen (03/11/2013) [-]
Beautiful language, beautiful culture.
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#125 to #124 - thecharliesheen (03/11/2013) [-]
I think Italy is pretty cool guy. Eh Ezio Auditore and doesn't afraid of anything.
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User avatar #129 to #128 - thecharliesheen (03/11/2013) [-]
I had a friend related to the Marcantonio's or something similar to it. I would have loved to have grown up in Venice. I would consider moving if they didn't have such a large problem with outlanders taking homes from native Italians.
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User avatar #136 to #130 - thecharliesheen (03/11/2013) [-]
Was he involved in the family or just happened to be a friend?
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User avatar #12 to #1 - bossguycumsplash (03/10/2013) [-]
translation
"Awwwwwwwwwww Gooooooooooooood"
User avatar #27 - siggythepiggy (03/10/2013) [-]
I always thought it was a bit strange how in assassin's creed 3
Connor murders loads of dudes, but then all of a sudden he kills that first important guy
and is all like "It felt so wrong killing a man"
#73 - spoonsnatcher (03/11/2013) [-]
**spoonsnatcher rolled a random image posted in comment #834172 at Friendly ** weener
User avatar #82 to #73 - peanutbraddle (03/11/2013) [-]
oh, my god. I would have totally sent that in to my boss, and i have a really ****** up boss, so i may just get a promotion.

for all you tl;dr people, this is totally worth a read.
#92 to #73 - Schwarzenegger (03/11/2013) [-]
Dongle dicks
#47 to #25 - Logicaltightrope (03/11/2013) [-]
I have a rudimentary understanding of Latin!  I get it!
I have a rudimentary understanding of Latin! I get it!
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