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User avatar #2 - tenaciousjon (03/07/2013) [-]
YES BECAUSE NOW THAT I'VE SEEN A GAME CHARACTER DO IT, I'M GOING TO PURCHASE A PIRATE SHIP AND GO STAB WHALES TO DEATH.
User avatar #49 to #2 - theoretical (03/08/2013) [-]
HARPOON. ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS? YOU DO NOT STAB WHALES. YOU HARPOON THEM. READY MOBY DICK. THE ESSEX. PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELF.
User avatar #50 to #49 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
REAL MEN TAKE OUT A ******* KNIFE, LOOK THAT WHALE RIGHT IN ITS EYES, THEN STAB THE **** OUT OF IT.
PUSSY WHALERS WHO CAN'T STAB **** USE HARPOONS WHILE CRYING ABOUT HOW BAD IT IS THEY LOST THEIR LEG.

BE A REAL MAN.
STAB A WHALE.
User avatar #51 to #50 - burgdorf (03/08/2013) [-]
BE A REAL MAN.
EAT IT WHILE IT'S STILL ALIVE.
User avatar #52 to #51 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
AND KILL IT WITH YOUR MASSIVE DICK BY STRANGLING IT WITH A DICKNOOSE
User avatar #53 to #52 - burgdorf (03/08/2013) [-]
AND GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL ITS WHALE PARENTS WITH YOUR THUNDERTESTICLES.
User avatar #54 to #53 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
THEN GO BACK EVEN FURTHER IN TIME BY TWIRLING YOUR BALLS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND TURN THE OCEAN INTO TESTOSTERONE AND BALL JUICE
User avatar #57 to #54 - burgdorf (03/08/2013) [-]
AND SAVE JESUS FROM TYRANNOSAURUS REXES AND TAME TALKING POTATOES AFTER USING THUNDER TESTOSTERONE TO MESS UP THE UNIVERSE.
User avatar #58 to #57 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
MAKE ALL OF CREATION YOUR PERSONAL BITCH AND BECOME THE GOD OF MANLINESS
GO TO THE BIGGEST BATTLE IN ALL HISTORY AND MAKE YOUR VOICE COME OUT OF THE SKY WITH A THUNDEROUS BOOM
AND YOU SHALL SAY "COME AT ME ALL YE FAITHFUL"
AND THEIR SKIN SHALL MELT JUST BY HEARING YOUR MANLY VOICE, THEIR BONES SHALL TURN TO ASH BY THE SHEER HONOR OF BEING WITHING FIVE PARSECS OF YOUR BALLS
User avatar #68 to #58 - burgdorf (03/08/2013) [-]
WE SHOULD PUBLISH THIS.
User avatar #70 to #68 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
HELL ******* YES!
THE WORLD WILL TREMBLE
THE WEAK SHALL DIE
THE STRONG SHALL GROW BEARDS THAT CAN WRESTLE BEARS
User avatar #72 to #70 - burgdorf (03/08/2013) [-]
THE STRONG WILL ALSO GROW BEARS THAT WRESTLE SATAN.
User avatar #73 to #72 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
AND THE BEARS WILL BEGIN TO GROW ON TREES
User avatar #77 to #73 - burgdorf (03/08/2013) [-]
AND THE TREES WILL BE MADE OUT OF OBSIDIAN AND DEAD PEOPLE.
User avatar #78 to #77 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
AND THE DEAD SHALL PLAY BRUTAL METAL
User avatar #90 to #78 - burgdorf (03/08/2013) [-]
AND THE METAL THEY PLAY SHALL BURN PEOPLES SKIN OFF.
User avatar #92 to #90 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
AND THE SKIN SHALL FORM A PUDDLE THAT SHALL BECOME THE WEAKER VERSION OF METAL, ROCK
AND THE GROUND SHALL PLAY ROCK WHENEVER STEPPED UPON
User avatar #145 to #92 - burgdorf (03/08/2013) [-]
AND THEN WE BECOME TESTOSTERONE GODS FOR BECOMING SUPER MEN
User avatar #129 to #92 - burgdorf (03/08/2013) [-]
THEN WE PILE OTHER TESTOSTERONE UPON ITSELF, CREATING A TESTOSTERONE MASTER RACE SUPER SOLDIER.
User avatar #133 to #129 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
AND THEN WE FIGHT HELL AND ANYTHING THAT DARES OPPOSE US, DOMINATING IT IN THE MOST GLORIOUS WAY
User avatar #120 to #92 - burgdorf (03/08/2013) [-]
AND WE MAKE THE MULTIVERSE OUR MULTISLAVE AND DO WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANT, CREATE WHAT WE WANT, AND MAKE UBER TESTOSTERONE
User avatar #121 to #120 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
AND WE CONTINUE UPON THIS PATH OF IMPROVING TESTOSTERONE AND THE UNIVERSE UNTIL WE GET THE MOST PERFECTED FORM OF TESTOSTERONE THAT COULD EVER EXIST
THEN WE USE IT TO FORM THE GREATEST METAL BAND THAT COULD EVER EXIST
User avatar #263 to #121 - garvielxloken (03/08/2013) [-]
AND YOU SHALL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS THE DISCIPLES OF THE ************ .
User avatar #99 to #92 - burgdorf (03/08/2013) [-]
WE ARE EITHER DRUNK, GENIUSES, OR BOTH.

LET'S HIRE A FILMING CREW FOR THIS.
User avatar #102 to #99 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
AND FORCE THEM TO PLAY METAL WHILE FILMING
User avatar #117 to #102 - burgdorf (03/08/2013) [-]
AND THEN MAKE THE UNIVERSE OUT OF TESTOSTERONE AND FORCE AD MIN TO LENGTHEN CONVERSATIONS.
User avatar #118 to #117 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
AND THEN THE MULTIVERSE COLLAPSES DUE TO OUR TESTOSTERONE AND MANLINESS
BUT IT GETS TOO SCARED TO STAY THAT WAY SO IT COMES BACK AS OUR BITCH
User avatar #103 to #102 - burgdorf (03/08/2013) [-]
AND NAME EVERYONE THERE AFTER CELEBRITIES, MAKE A BAND OFF OF THEM, AND MAKE TWICE AS MUCH PROFIT.
User avatar #110 to #103 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
AND USE THE PROFIT TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE FILM OUR LIVES, AND WE SHALL MAKE THE OCEAN TESTOSTERONE
User avatar #224 to #103 - iamtheblackgoat (03/08/2013) [-]
I leave for a few hours and wonder what the **** happened ITT
User avatar #319 to #103 - burningwombat (03/08/2013) [-]
why is everyone shouting?
#125 to #2 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
who could forget at the height of sim city's popularity when kids got into city planning
#313 to #125 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
you stole Colbert's joke you anus weasel
User avatar #171 to #2 - psychopsychedelic (03/08/2013) [-]
I WILL GO WITH YOU! I ALREADY HAVE A PIRATE SHIP
#208 to #2 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
you must be japanese
#286 to #2 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
Moby Dick.
#79 to #2 - Reeon (03/08/2013) [-]
this
this
#272 to #2 - BShocker (03/08/2013) [-]
... I knew it.
#280 to #2 - SHAMU (03/08/2013) [-]
Don't mess with Shamu.
Don't mess with Shamu.
#296 to #2 - johnnyafire (03/08/2013) [-]
YOU MONSTER! HEY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GO THROW A NET ON ONE AND PULL IT IN TO SHORE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, WHY DONTCHA!
YOU MONSTER! HEY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GO THROW A NET ON ONE AND PULL IT IN TO SHORE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, WHY DONTCHA!
User avatar #3 to #2 - kyrozor ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Don't lie.

You would if you could.
User avatar #4 to #3 - tenaciousjon (03/07/2013) [-]
Yes I would, but shut up, I'm trying to make a point
User avatar #194 to #3 - zerokiller (03/08/2013) [-]
He would've done it before he saw a video game character do it.
#13 - slenderwolf (03/08/2013) [-]
"Sail me closer! I want to hit it with my sword!" said Captain Edward Kenway.
User avatar #1 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Just like how MW2 had that scene where you shot up an airport so I went out and learned russian, and got some guys and a few light machine guns and did it.
#315 to #1 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
I DID...
User avatar #216 to #1 - sjakk (03/08/2013) [-]
good, i werent the only one
User avatar #8 to #1 - lordlolland (03/07/2013) [-]
>Learned Russian
For re-enacting a mission that was entitled "No Russian", that was pretty useless, wasn't it?
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User avatar #38 to #35 - thathorse (03/08/2013) [-]
I'm stealing this
#112 - moofinbanana (03/08/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I'm to busy hunting and skinning wild animals for a bigger wallet.
User avatar #163 to #112 - mrevitcartta (03/08/2013) [-]
What game is that?
#202 to #163 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
Far Cry 7: Return of Genghis Khan, Part II
User avatar #198 to #112 - pokemonstheshiz (03/08/2013) [-]
You could probably make a sizable wallet with a whale
#25 - nim (03/08/2013) [-]
**** you Peta..
User avatar #165 to #25 - nastoy (03/08/2013) [-]
Peta reacts to everything that kills an animal in a game... their words are loosing weight, it will just be a matter of times before peta won't even be able to rustle jimmies with it..
User avatar #197 to #25 - jerichowatch (03/08/2013) [-]
Sooo... There's a legal limit of drunken debauchery?
User avatar #234 to #25 - mrselfdestruct (03/08/2013) [-]
PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals
User avatar #275 to #25 - zionsype (03/08/2013) [-]
They never said the don't condone murder
#323 to #275 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
They covered that one before the first game with a thing called "common sense".

Unfortunately PETA has non of that, so they have to actually spell it out for the retards.
#138 - keybladeking (03/08/2013) [-]
Ubisoft should 			****		 with PETA after claiming this. Make someone in your crew yell out, "Hope none of those animal lovers see this!"
Ubisoft should **** with PETA after claiming this. Make someone in your crew yell out, "Hope none of those animal lovers see this!"
#169 to #138 - inkydot (03/08/2013) [-]
We must thumb you up. Please submit this idea to Ubisoft.

Also your name is epic.
#184 - neoexdeath (03/08/2013) [-]
*Ring* Hello, you've reached the Assassins Brotherhood hotline, to complain about a blight on the earth, press 1. To custom order your own thick hoodie, press 2. If we have accidentally killed one of your loved ones in the process of cleansing the earth of evil, press 3 to receive a complementary muffin basket upon your faxing of their death certificate.

You have pressed "One". We are transferring your call to an available representative of the Brotherhood

"Alright, so who do you want whacked...Okay, FINE, who do you want cleansed in the purifying flames of justice? PETA? Ymean those guys who badmouthed Pokemon on facebook? Alright, who do you want de-...All of them...Huh, well...I'll send it on up to my supervisors, see if we can't get something done in that department.

...Hey, do you want the job done RIGHT, or do you want it done fast? If you want the last one, call the friggin Dark Brotherhood, they've got this crazy douche with a pair of axes and this horned helmet running around Alaska or some **** ."
#191 to #184 - kagji (03/08/2013) [-]
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#201 to #184 - takesomemorewater (03/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would definitely read again.
10/10 would definitely read again.
#203 to #184 - lordaurion (03/08/2013) [-]
Is there an option for painful?
#26 - thenewgizmobox (03/08/2013) [-]
whaling in video games bad? no way.
User avatar #225 to #26 - iamtheblackgoat (03/08/2013) [-]
I was waiting for that one shining person to mention Dishonored in the comments...you get a thumb
#248 to #26 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
What do we do with a drunken whaler?
User avatar #170 to #26 - tiberioustyphr (03/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I hate PETA and the Whaling in Dishonored still seemed awfully cruel.
User avatar #5 - fuzzieboy (03/07/2013) [-]
Just like how everyone became city planners after the release of Sim City... you know, that thing, that totally happened, right?
User avatar #22 to #5 - breakdancinghobo (03/08/2013) [-]
no because nobody can play Sim City
#253 to #22 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
sim city wasn't released in 2013. the game that was released this year should not be called sim city, because everything made sim city great is missing from this one.

have fun having about 2km squared map for a city. the best sim city is still the 4
User avatar #325 to #253 - fuzzieboy (03/08/2013) [-]
I was actually talking about the real Sim City games... not that new failure that doesn't deserve the title.
User avatar #328 to #325 - breakdancinghobo (03/08/2013) [-]
and in conclusion, **** you EA
#168 - inkydot (03/08/2013) [-]
Sooooo correct me if I'm wrong: we can still "learn to be violent" against other humans but killing whales is just going to far...
#204 to #168 - RipperMan (03/08/2013) [-]
Peta kinda just wants all humans dead...
User avatar #177 to #168 - jacencaedus (03/08/2013) [-]
meh, most of 'em are assholes anyway, BUT OMG SAVE THE WHALES!!!
#119 - moofinbanana (03/08/2013) [-]
How many people that will buy this $60 game and think "I could do this in real life!" and go out, buy a boat, hire a crew, and get whaling equipment.
#132 to #119 - ohemgeezus (03/08/2013) [-]
Japanese people.
#45 - Silver Quantum (03/08/2013) [-]
...and in other news, many people around the world have suddenly started hunting whales for no apparent reason.
#47 to #45 - Silver Quantum (03/08/2013) [-]
and now, the weather. how's the weather ollie?
#82 to #48 - phanact (03/08/2013) [-]
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DID SOMEONE SAY WHALES?
User avatar #217 to #207 - europeanswallow (03/08/2013) [-]
This is so relevant it hurts
#113 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/08/2013) [-]
FJ simply must play this.
#122 to #113 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
Everyone already has.
You're not new or original.
#123 to #122 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #130 to #122 - princeofbrokensoul (03/08/2013) [-]
i haven't
#124 to #122 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, that was mean.
Now I feel bad.
User avatar #228 to #113 - goochmaster (03/08/2013) [-]
I did. And I made an angry video about it.
#196 - Sylphion (03/08/2013) [-]
This was the only thing that came to mind
#212 - jibjabkid (03/08/2013) [-]
*****		 YOOOU WHRAAAALE
***** YOOOU WHRAAAALE
User avatar #294 - Denmarrk (03/08/2013) [-]
>Hire spokespeople who wear real leather and have real leather car seat covers
>Attack Pokemon for some sort of animal abuse crap
>Attack this game for promoting whale hunting
>Euthanize 95% of their animals
>Don't give and actual **** about animals
>Just care about money
>Just care about wasting money on petitions
>What the hell are you doing PETA? Sitting on your lazy asses all day, feeding off of the money from us dumb Americans?


SPELLS ANIMAL ORGINAZATION TO ME.
#56 - buddabear (03/08/2013) [-]
WHALING WOULD BE ******* AMAZING!!!
User avatar #9 - Vooduty (03/07/2013) [-]
how many peta members does it take to change a light bulb?

doesn't matter peta can't change anything.
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