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#2 - tenaciousjon
Reply +369
(03/07/2013) [-]
YES BECAUSE NOW THAT I'VE SEEN A GAME CHARACTER DO IT, I'M GOING TO PURCHASE A PIRATE SHIP AND GO STAB WHALES TO DEATH.
#49 to #2 - theoretical
Reply -22
(03/08/2013) [-]
HARPOON. ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS? YOU DO NOT STAB WHALES. YOU HARPOON THEM. READY MOBY DICK. THE ESSEX. PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELF.
#50 to #49 - ilovehitler
Reply +27
(03/08/2013) [-]
REAL MEN TAKE OUT A ******* KNIFE, LOOK THAT WHALE RIGHT IN ITS EYES, THEN STAB THE **** OUT OF IT.
PUSSY WHALERS WHO CAN'T STAB **** USE HARPOONS WHILE CRYING ABOUT HOW BAD IT IS THEY LOST THEIR LEG.

BE A REAL MAN.
STAB A WHALE.
#51 to #50 - burgdorf
Reply +8
(03/08/2013) [-]
BE A REAL MAN.
EAT IT WHILE IT'S STILL ALIVE.
#52 to #51 - ilovehitler
Reply +9
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND KILL IT WITH YOUR MASSIVE DICK BY STRANGLING IT WITH A DICKNOOSE
#53 to #52 - burgdorf
Reply +8
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL ITS WHALE PARENTS WITH YOUR THUNDERTESTICLES.
#54 to #53 - ilovehitler
Reply +5
(03/08/2013) [-]
THEN GO BACK EVEN FURTHER IN TIME BY TWIRLING YOUR BALLS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND TURN THE OCEAN INTO TESTOSTERONE AND BALL JUICE
#57 to #54 - burgdorf
Reply +4
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND SAVE JESUS FROM TYRANNOSAURUS REXES AND TAME TALKING POTATOES AFTER USING THUNDER TESTOSTERONE TO MESS UP THE UNIVERSE.
#58 to #57 - ilovehitler
Reply +4
(03/08/2013) [-]
MAKE ALL OF CREATION YOUR PERSONAL BITCH AND BECOME THE GOD OF MANLINESS
GO TO THE BIGGEST BATTLE IN ALL HISTORY AND MAKE YOUR VOICE COME OUT OF THE SKY WITH A THUNDEROUS BOOM
AND YOU SHALL SAY "COME AT ME ALL YE FAITHFUL"
AND THEIR SKIN SHALL MELT JUST BY HEARING YOUR MANLY VOICE, THEIR BONES SHALL TURN TO ASH BY THE SHEER HONOR OF BEING WITHING FIVE PARSECS OF YOUR BALLS
#68 to #58 - burgdorf
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
WE SHOULD PUBLISH THIS.
#70 to #68 - ilovehitler
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
HELL ******* YES!
THE WORLD WILL TREMBLE
THE WEAK SHALL DIE
THE STRONG SHALL GROW BEARDS THAT CAN WRESTLE BEARS
#72 to #70 - burgdorf
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
THE STRONG WILL ALSO GROW BEARS THAT WRESTLE SATAN.
#73 to #72 - ilovehitler
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND THE BEARS WILL BEGIN TO GROW ON TREES
#77 to #73 - burgdorf
Reply +4
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND THE TREES WILL BE MADE OUT OF OBSIDIAN AND DEAD PEOPLE.
#78 to #77 - ilovehitler
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND THE DEAD SHALL PLAY BRUTAL METAL
#90 to #78 - burgdorf
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND THE METAL THEY PLAY SHALL BURN PEOPLES SKIN OFF.
#92 to #90 - ilovehitler
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(03/08/2013) [-]
AND THE SKIN SHALL FORM A PUDDLE THAT SHALL BECOME THE WEAKER VERSION OF METAL, ROCK
AND THE GROUND SHALL PLAY ROCK WHENEVER STEPPED UPON
#145 to #92 - burgdorf
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND THEN WE BECOME TESTOSTERONE GODS FOR BECOMING SUPER MEN
#129 to #92 - burgdorf
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
THEN WE PILE OTHER TESTOSTERONE UPON ITSELF, CREATING A TESTOSTERONE MASTER RACE SUPER SOLDIER.
#133 to #129 - ilovehitler
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND THEN WE FIGHT HELL AND ANYTHING THAT DARES OPPOSE US, DOMINATING IT IN THE MOST GLORIOUS WAY
#120 to #92 - burgdorf
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND WE MAKE THE MULTIVERSE OUR MULTISLAVE AND DO WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANT, CREATE WHAT WE WANT, AND MAKE UBER TESTOSTERONE
#121 to #120 - ilovehitler
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(03/08/2013) [-]
AND WE CONTINUE UPON THIS PATH OF IMPROVING TESTOSTERONE AND THE UNIVERSE UNTIL WE GET THE MOST PERFECTED FORM OF TESTOSTERONE THAT COULD EVER EXIST
THEN WE USE IT TO FORM THE GREATEST METAL BAND THAT COULD EVER EXIST
#263 to #121 - garvielxloken
Reply +2
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND YOU SHALL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS THE DISCIPLES OF THE ************.
#99 to #92 - burgdorf
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
WE ARE EITHER DRUNK, GENIUSES, OR BOTH.

LET'S HIRE A FILMING CREW FOR THIS.
#102 to #99 - ilovehitler
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND FORCE THEM TO PLAY METAL WHILE FILMING
#117 to #102 - burgdorf
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND THEN MAKE THE UNIVERSE OUT OF TESTOSTERONE AND FORCE AD MIN TO LENGTHEN CONVERSATIONS.
#118 to #117 - ilovehitler
+3
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND THEN THE MULTIVERSE COLLAPSES DUE TO OUR TESTOSTERONE AND MANLINESS
BUT IT GETS TOO SCARED TO STAY THAT WAY SO IT COMES BACK AS OUR BITCH
#103 to #102 - burgdorf
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND NAME EVERYONE THERE AFTER CELEBRITIES, MAKE A BAND OFF OF THEM, AND MAKE TWICE AS MUCH PROFIT.
#110 to #103 - ilovehitler
+3
(03/08/2013) [-]
AND USE THE PROFIT TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE FILM OUR LIVES, AND WE SHALL MAKE THE OCEAN TESTOSTERONE
#224 to #103 - iamtheblackgoat [OP]
+1
(03/08/2013) [-]
I leave for a few hours and wonder what the **** happened ITT
#319 to #103 - burningwombat
0
(03/08/2013) [-]
why is everyone shouting?
#79 to #2 - Reeon
Reply -2
(03/08/2013) [-]
this
this
#125 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
who could forget at the height of sim city's popularity when kids got into city planning
#313 to #125 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
you stole Colbert's joke you anus weasel
#171 to #2 - psychopsychedelic
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
I WILL GO WITH YOU! I ALREADY HAVE A PIRATE SHIP
#208 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
you must be japanese
#286 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
Moby Dick.
#272 to #2 - BShocker
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
... I knew it.
#280 to #2 - SHAMU
Reply +6
(03/08/2013) [-]
Don't mess with Shamu.
Don't mess with Shamu.
#296 to #2 - johnnyafire
Reply +7
(03/08/2013) [-]
YOU MONSTER! HEY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GO THROW A NET ON ONE AND PULL IT IN TO SHORE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, WHY DONTCHA!
YOU MONSTER! HEY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GO THROW A NET ON ONE AND PULL IT IN TO SHORE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, WHY DONTCHA!
#3 to #2 - kyrozor
Reply +44
(03/07/2013) [-]
Don't lie.

You would if you could.
#4 to #3 - tenaciousjon
Reply +35
(03/07/2013) [-]
Yes I would, but shut up, I'm trying to make a point
#194 to #3 - zerokiller
Reply +1
(03/08/2013) [-]
He would've done it before he saw a video game character do it.
#13 - slenderwolf
Reply +213
(03/08/2013) [-]
"Sail me closer! I want to hit it with my sword!" said Captain Edward Kenway.
#1 - flemsdfer
Reply +86
(03/07/2013) [-]
Just like how MW2 had that scene where you shot up an airport so I went out and learned russian, and got some guys and a few light machine guns and did it.
#216 to #1 - sjakk
Reply -1
(03/08/2013) [-]
good, i werent the only one
#315 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
I DID...
#8 to #1 - lordlolland ONLINE
Reply +14
(03/07/2013) [-]
>Learned Russian
For re-enacting a mission that was entitled "No Russian", that was pretty useless, wasn't it?
#25 - nim
Reply +76
(03/08/2013) [-]
**** you Peta..
#165 to #25 - nastoy
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
Peta reacts to everything that kills an animal in a game... their words are loosing weight, it will just be a matter of times before peta won't even be able to rustle jimmies with it..
#197 to #25 - jerichowatch
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
Sooo... There's a legal limit of drunken debauchery?
#234 to #25 - mrselfdestruct
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals
#275 to #25 - zionsype ONLINE
Reply +4
(03/08/2013) [-]
They never said the don't condone murder
#323 to #275 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
They covered that one before the first game with a thing called "common sense".

Unfortunately PETA has non of that, so they have to actually spell it out for the retards.
#35 - jtdoggs **User deleted account**
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#38 to #35 - thathorse
Reply -2
(03/08/2013) [-]
I'm stealing this
#112 - moofinbanana ONLINE
Reply +45
(03/08/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I'm to busy hunting and skinning wild animals for a bigger wallet.
#163 to #112 - mrevitcartta ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
What game is that?
#202 to #163 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
Far Cry 7: Return of Genghis Khan, Part II
#198 to #112 - pokemonstheshiz
Reply +4
(03/08/2013) [-]
You could probably make a sizable wallet with a whale
#26 - thenewgizmobox
Reply +39
(03/08/2013) [-]
whaling in video games bad? no way.
#225 to #26 - iamtheblackgoat [OP]
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
I was waiting for that one shining person to mention Dishonored in the comments...you get a thumb
#248 to #26 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
What do we do with a drunken whaler?
#170 to #26 - tiberioustyphr
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I hate PETA and the Whaling in Dishonored still seemed awfully cruel.
#138 - keybladeking
Reply +25
(03/08/2013) [-]
Ubisoft should **** with PETA after claiming this. Make someone in your crew yell out, "Hope none of those animal lovers see this!"
Ubisoft should **** with PETA after claiming this. Make someone in your crew yell out, "Hope none of those animal lovers see this!"
#169 to #138 - inkydot
Reply +1
(03/08/2013) [-]
We must thumb you up. Please submit this idea to Ubisoft.

Also your name is epic.
#184 - neoexdeath ONLINE
Reply +20
(03/08/2013) [-]
*Ring* Hello, you've reached the Assassins Brotherhood hotline, to complain about a blight on the earth, press 1. To custom order your own thick hoodie, press 2. If we have accidentally killed one of your loved ones in the process of cleansing the earth of evil, press 3 to receive a complementary muffin basket upon your faxing of their death certificate.

You have pressed "One". We are transferring your call to an available representative of the Brotherhood

"Alright, so who do you want whacked...Okay, FINE, who do you want cleansed in the purifying flames of justice? PETA? Ymean those guys who badmouthed Pokemon on facebook? Alright, who do you want de-...All of them...Huh, well...I'll send it on up to my supervisors, see if we can't get something done in that department.

...Hey, do you want the job done RIGHT, or do you want it done fast? If you want the last one, call the friggin Dark Brotherhood, they've got this crazy douche with a pair of axes and this horned helmet running around Alaska or some ****."
#191 to #184 - kagji
Reply +2
(03/08/2013) [-]
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#201 to #184 - takesomemorewater
Reply +2
(03/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would definitely read again.
10/10 would definitely read again.
#203 to #184 - lordaurion
Reply +2
(03/08/2013) [-]
Is there an option for painful?
#5 - fuzzieboy
Reply +20
(03/07/2013) [-]
Just like how everyone became city planners after the release of Sim City... you know, that thing, that totally happened, right?
#22 to #5 - breakdancinghobo ONLINE
Reply +1
(03/08/2013) [-]
no because nobody can play Sim City
#253 to #22 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
sim city wasn't released in 2013. the game that was released this year should not be called sim city, because everything made sim city great is missing from this one.

have fun having about 2km squared map for a city. the best sim city is still the 4
#325 to #253 - fuzzieboy
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
I was actually talking about the real Sim City games... not that new failure that doesn't deserve the title.
#328 to #325 - breakdancinghobo ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
and in conclusion, **** you EA