dead parents. . mam: What I look tor in agirl: it may make a girl out " still not enough to make a morn Water, 35 litres Carbon, kilograms Ammonia, 4 litres Lim
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mam:
What I look tor in agirl:
it may make a girl out " still not enough to make a morn
Water, 35 litres
Carbon, kilograms
Ammonia, 4 litres
Lime, kilograms
Phosphorus, Bull grams
Salt, 250 grams
Saltpeter, 100 grams
Sulfur, m grams
Fluorine, To grams
Iron, 5 grams
Silicon, 3 grams
Trace amounts of 15 other elements
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#2 - evilredmuffin (10/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#21 - LoneWhiteWolf ONLINE (10/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#1 - ohayougozaimasu (10/27/2013) [-]
Human transmutation.

Not even once.
#30 - itrinx (10/27/2013) [+] (9 replies)
you think this is a ************* game ?
#6 - mode (10/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
*insert arm and leg joke here*
*insert arm and leg joke here*
#3 - thatonenerd (10/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
That recipe has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations.
#22 - LoneWhiteWolf ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
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#7 - brobafett (10/27/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Wow, your mom is dead? How super sad...
User avatar #17 - Loppytaffy (10/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Ed lost his leg to alchemy to summon his mom from alchemy, right?
So...was Eren able to summon a titan because he lost his leg to a Titan?
#47 - crazyglove (10/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #37 - ctenop (10/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'd like to see my penis in a girl, and it'd make her a mom!
#81 to #70 - ctenop (10/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 - toguro (10/27/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Any human biology wizards here who can tell me the other 15 elements? I'm dead curious
#58 - sigmatempus (10/27/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I just watched Full Metal Alchemist.   
   
mfw i get the jokes
I just watched Full Metal Alchemist.

mfw i get the jokes
#71 - legitimately (10/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Somewhat related
Somewhat related
User avatar #12 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (10/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Honest question:
Why would you need the exact amounts of the elements that make up a human body in order to make one?
Why not just use more than you need? The alchemist is willing what's there to take the form of what they want, so why not use only what's necessary, just in case they didn't have enough of one element? You know, leave the rest that they didn't use in a pile.
User avatar #27 to #12 - kanatana ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Basically what hermaeousmora and superduperpuper said, although there's more to it. In FMA, it's all about science. Alchemy isn't a magic, it's science, and percentages are wicked hard to get right in biology. The post above states the average percents of elements in the human body, but it's important to remember that they were, what? Eight and ten years old at that point? No matter how intelligent they were, no way they'd be able to get it done.

Also, in an alchemical reaction, you have to use exactly enough energy and exactly enough mass to get where you want to go. Pump too much energy into it, or try to use too much or too little mass, and you get an alchemical backlash.
User avatar #4 - Rockaman (10/27/2013) [-]
what I look for in a girl:

My penis
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User avatar #97 to #64 - blacklightsun (10/27/2013) [-]
Actually it was a leg (Ed) and a full body(Al).
Ed later sacrifices his arm to get his brother's soul back
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