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#50 - luiselvergas (05/20/2013) [-]
>be me with a year ago   
>chilling with GF and her friends    
>they decide to play sorry (the board game)   
>over the course of time my best strategy was to "sorry" her    
>one of her friends looks at me straight in the eyes and say if you do it you wont get any in along while   
>1000yardstare.jpg   
>i cry out loud in my strongest mexican accent "I PLAY TO WIN"   
>a week passes having sex with GF    
>i am about to come   
>my smart ass decides to yell out loud "I PLAY TO WIN" in with the same accent as i come   
>GF looks me straight in the eyes    
GF face when
>be me with a year ago
>chilling with GF and her friends
>they decide to play sorry (the board game)
>over the course of time my best strategy was to "sorry" her
>one of her friends looks at me straight in the eyes and say if you do it you wont get any in along while
>1000yardstare.jpg
>i cry out loud in my strongest mexican accent "I PLAY TO WIN"
>a week passes having sex with GF
>i am about to come
>my smart ass decides to yell out loud "I PLAY TO WIN" in with the same accent as i come
>GF looks me straight in the eyes
GF face when
#140 to #50 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
Dina/ stew/ enough enough!!!! We have ALL HIS/ YOYRS JUST LUKE U DEW HERE!!! SUN ACTS NORMAL/ HOYSE HE WILL KILK U/ SP CODE MY FRIENDS/ WATCHERS PROVIDE PRIVACY. BEEHIVE, NOTUCE CALLS JUST FROM F$$FAM-- ALL CAN GO TO JAIL--HATE HATE PEDO - US TEUE DNA SAID DOCK/ NURSE/ CRUISE / ALL ROUND DEE;LIAR PARENTS WONT FORGIVE DEB KNOWS / SET UP CSTCH PIG WHO TRSPPED U???
#5 - skysailor (05/19/2013) [-]
Must be one hell of an orgasm.
Must be one hell of an orgasm.
#7 to #5 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
"GALICK GUN...FIYAAAH
#73 to #7 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
And that is how trunks was born.
#9 to #7 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
Because it sucks. Nobody likes it.
#79 - xonorithedruid (05/20/2013) [-]
Yes....in the ass....
Yes....in the ass....
#80 to #79 - xonorithedruid (05/20/2013) [-]
INb4 someone jacks this too.
INb4 someone jacks this too.
#104 to #79 - timelordeternal ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
VIRGINIA! HANGING OUT WITH LITTLE BOYS IN SPANDEX I SEE!
VIRGINIA! HANGING OUT WITH LITTLE BOYS IN SPANDEX I SEE!
#16 - jafkdb (05/19/2013) [-]
#51 to #16 - haxslasher (05/20/2013) [-]
I hate myself for doing this.
#76 to #51 - haxslasher (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh god, I didn't mean to offend anybody.
#94 to #76 - sierraoneoneseven (05/20/2013) [-]
you might need one of these   
they are impenetrable except when driven through
you might need one of these
they are impenetrable except when driven through
#77 to #76 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
It's alright. I still love you.
#176 to #76 - atoma (05/21/2013) [-]
YFW
YFW
#55 to #51 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
And you should.
User avatar #91 to #51 - missjessicaparker (05/20/2013) [-]
>DBZ picture with MLP reference
>Green thumbs
>DBZ picture with MLP reference that is actually a bit funnier
>Red thumbs

I just don't get it. Though, now that I think about it, adding the hair is probably not that funny to most people. I just thought it was one of those really stupid funny things.
#102 to #91 - haxslasher (05/20/2013) [-]
That's what i was going for.
#118 to #91 - webzu (05/20/2013) [-]
In essence I think the hair was overdoing it, it went from being a reference to Cooler the character and to MLP but when the hair was added it became primarily a MLP reference
User avatar #171 to #118 - missjessicaparker (05/20/2013) [-]
You have a point, I just thought the hair picture was funnier because of the added ridiculousness.
User avatar #64 to #51 - tenmillionbears (05/20/2013) [-]
Dude...you really should know better than to post things like that out of nowhere.
#105 to #51 - kingultra (05/20/2013) [-]
Lets see if a re posted version will fare better. I have faith in funnyjunk.
#120 to #51 - ninjastarthrow (05/20/2013) [-]
I hate you for posting this.
I hate you for posting this.
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#33 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
i'll admit i've been masturbating to DBZ porn all ay
#180 to #33 - Rascal (04/21/2015) [-]
im just gonna say doing that will bring wierd memories next time u say a show or movie of dbz
User avatar #87 to #33 - ryanmck (05/20/2013) [-]
Login and say that like a man
#12 - felixfj (05/19/2013) [-]
something I found today.
User avatar #71 to #12 - chthulhu (05/20/2013) [-]
The worst part about that pic is that the source material is even worse: He's nude infront of Gotenks in the show
User avatar #74 to #71 - ningyoaijin (05/20/2013) [-]
In Japan, it's perfectly acceptable to be naked around family members and close friends.
#78 to #12 - niggerlips (05/20/2013) [-]
this is actually the original
+4
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#146 - kweel ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
I've always wondered how Goku could get kids. I mean when he pats his wife on the back and she flys through the house and hits a tree because he accidentally his strength. So.. What happens when he enters beastmode while ******* ?



<--- This
User avatar #165 to #146 - navywannabe (05/20/2013) [-]
Fatality.
User avatar #177 to #146 - atoma (05/21/2013) [-]
They didn't have sex due to goku's incompetence, he may know the physical difference between a man and a woman but he doesn't understand the use. spelling it out for him won't be enough, he could never ever get a boner because his mind is FAR to clean.

They eventually used the dragonballs to get a child born out of their DNA. Due to being born in such an unnatural way through magic the super sayian powers that lied within Gohan became unstable, hence the sudden power outbursts. This was stabilized once he reached super sayian 2 which was the stage that had gotten unstable.
User avatar #154 to #146 - squalllionhart (05/20/2013) [-]
maybe she's the one on top
User avatar #20 - tormain (05/19/2013) [-]
How is it that all the anons on this site hate dbz is it some korean thing to hate on dbz? Or are the users who don't like it to pussy to take the red thumbs?
#21 to #20 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
Now you will receive several replies from logged in users who hate DBZ.
#152 to #21 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
18 hours later and I don't see any
#14 - elmoose **User deleted account** (05/19/2013) [-]
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#28 to #14 - redblueyellow (05/19/2013) [-]
One of my favorite scenes by far because it shows how badass Gohan could be.
#116 to #28 - xdjerredlongxd (05/20/2013) [-]
Future Gohan was and still is my favorite character.
User avatar #83 to #28 - laelaps (05/20/2013) [-]
Literally throughout the entirety of Gohan's development. the ONLY time I liked his character was when he was ultimate Gohan. Everything else of him is just patheric and annoying
#127 to #83 - kereyi (05/20/2013) [-]
Come on, in the cell saga, when he stepped up was prettu cool too.
User avatar #169 to #127 - laelaps (05/20/2013) [-]
That's what I thought until I rewatched it not too long ago. Seriously in the cell saga he was being such a whiny pacifist pushover. And kept saying over and over again how he doesn't want to fight even as his friends and family are being eviscerated by Cell and Cell Jr.'s.
The he transforms and is cool for about half a second but as Cell beats up on him, he gives up so ******* easily and just complains how he's too weak and he can't do it, giving up any hope of defeating Cell at every corner. He's so pathetic to the point where Goku is literally screaming at him to stop being such a pansy and summon the strength he needs.

Gohan was so infuriating during the Cell Saga, so I standby my point that Ultimate Gohan is the coolest version. Even though he is still tainted as he did literally nothing to get those ultimate powers besides sit on his ass.
#82 to #32 - wolfeye (05/20/2013) [-]
"You want to fight Majin Buu?"
"Heh, fight you? No I want to kill you."

Yep. Badass.
#99 - supersaiyajin (05/20/2013) [-]
Go on...
Go on...
User avatar #56 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
and then he whispered "dodge"
+3
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User avatar #178 to #161 - atoma (05/21/2013) [-]
I guess being dead is an acceptable excuse
#108 - juithtin (05/20/2013) [-]
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#115 to #108 - webzu (05/20/2013) [-]
That's Bardock vs Frieza's ancestor isn't it?
#133 to #115 - shenro (05/20/2013) [-]
correct
correct
User avatar #144 to #133 - responsibletim (05/20/2013) [-]
"Please don't break my butt."
"Okay."
"Truly???"
"No."
User avatar #135 to #115 - lotengo ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
i dont think i have ever seen that, would u be so kind to provide me with a link or a name of this special so i have something to search for?
User avatar #137 to #135 - tentaquil (05/20/2013) [-]
DBZ Special: Episode of Bardock
He fights Chilled, the guy you see now
lasts 30 minutes long so you can go watch it on youtue
User avatar #3 - angelious (05/19/2013) [-]
not trying to hate or anything but why am i seeing so much hate for dbz nowadays?
#122 to #3 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
Announcement of the new DragonBall series.
#153 to #3 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
It's just the one anon that keeps saying stuff like ponies>dbz

Read comment #8
User avatar #166 to #153 - angelious (05/20/2013) [-]
no. its not that.i mean.i know hardcore dbz fans have always been kept the scourge of comic book(believe me dbz hardcore fans are trouble there) and manga forums but the show is always well liked by everybody.nowadays i even see users(not anons) who say that dbz sucks and they even get green thumps for it.i was just interested in wth is going on
#10 to #3 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
Because it sucks. Nobody likes it.
#22 - grandreddragon (05/19/2013) [-]
Dragonball and Dragonball Z started the anime craze, so if you hate them, you technically hate all other anime. Most of the popular anime's started in the 2000's while Dragonball started in 1986. I know it is long and drawn out, but the values learned from the show are amazing. And who cares if a fight scene lasts 10 episodes, it takes 40 episodes to lead up to that fight with great plot. I am not claiming it as the best or anything, but to hate it means you should not watch anime. That is like hating music from Mozart, Bach or Beethoven and liking any music from 1950's and on. You don't have to like it, but you should respect it.
#23 to #22 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
Now you will receive several replies from DBZ haters claiming that your argument makes no sense.
#24 to #23 - grandreddragon (05/19/2013) [-]
I really don't care if I get hate. This entire hatred of the Dragonball franchise is baloney. You cannot hate the roots of something you find so dear to you.

Here is a link to most popular anime's voted on by the internet. http://www.the-top-tens.com/lists/greatest-anime-all-time.asp
It is not possible to hate the first and most popular anime. Most people started somewhere, and most people started from Dragonball.

I am fine if you dislike it, but come on, hate it? A show that lasted over 600 episodes? You are delusional. Most likely you are mad that your favorite anime was not as popular and did not last as long. An 8.4 rating on IMDB for the show, yeah it really does suck. I have yet to fine another anime last over 100 episodes and achieve a rating besides One Piece.
#86 to #24 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
I really wouldn't use that vote link as evidence considering what else is on their, and just read some of the comments on some of the shows.
#37 to #24 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
It has an 8.7 and an 8.4 on IMDB. They list it twice, for some reason.
#38 to #37 - grandreddragon (05/19/2013) [-]
One is for Dragonball, the other is Dragonball Z. They are considered 2 separate shows that are a part of one franchise. If I am not mistaken, I think they have another rating for Dragonball GT too.
#43 to #38 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
But they list DBZ, as in the Z portion of Dragon Ball, twice. Check out IMDB's top rated TV shows list if you don't believe me.
#49 to #43 - grandreddragon (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh, I see. I have no idea why they have two.
#155 to #22 - unikornking ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Original dragonball was long and drawn out?Yea okay whatever you say man...
User avatar #164 to #22 - meganinja (05/20/2013) [-]
There was anime around before Dragonball. . . Just because Dragonball Z was the most successful, doesn't mean that you have to like it, or even respect it.
#27 to #22 - redblueyellow (05/19/2013) [-]
yes. just yes
yes. just yes
#34 to #22 - spambassador ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
"if you hate them, you technically hate all other anime" lets just take a minute to analyze how much generalization you just made right there. thats kinda on the level of saying "well, if you didnt like the simpsons, you basically hate all other animation, because its the longest running" no. thats not how that works. I get respecting the roots of something you enjoy whole heartedly, but you dont HAVE to like it, thats a sweeping generalization about an entire medium.

I think its extremely tedious, and I cant watch more then a few episodes in a row without becoming bored. Also, the plot is is extremely simplistic and not that driving at all. example? Broly. Reason for wanting to kill everything: essentially, because he could. Reason for wanting to kill Goku: because when he was a baby, he cried a lot, and baby Broly didnt like it when baby Goku cried. deep plot and griping narrative like

#36 to #34 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
You just used a non-canon movie to help in your argument against the actual series.

Way to go.
#41 to #36 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
except that all the movies are canon, just because you don't like them doesn't mean they aren't relevant
#52 to #41 - nickmandemon (05/20/2013) [-]
No they aren't cannon. At all.
#42 to #41 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
They aren't canon. Toriyama had absolutely no involvement in any of them, save Battle of Gods.
User avatar #109 to #42 - noket (05/20/2013) [-]
movies are actually base on short stories written by toryiama after dragon ball ended (dbz)
#39 to #34 - grandreddragon (05/19/2013) [-]
Broly is only a part of the movies. Unless I missed a whole string of episodes, I do not remember him in the shows. I'll agree with you if you don't like the movies, because most of them are terrible, but to base your entire opinion on the movies is bad. That is like hating the Green Lantern because of one bad movie. Now I did not watch the Green Lantern movie because I knew it was going to be bad, but I still like the Green Lantern as a top 3 superhero. Not everything Dragonball does is liked by its fans, but we respect it enough to go through it. I don't like how Chaitzou lost to mercenary Tao is a second but Tien could also kill Tao in a second. I wish the characters had closer power levels and had some upsets, but I am not going to stop watching it because of that.

And when I said "if you hate DB, you technically hate all anime" basically states that you completely hate the entire premise of what anime's are. But you completely miss my point with your Simpson's analogy. I said you do not have to like Dragonball, but to hate it is another story. How can you love something but hate something that basically created it. That is like hating a hamburger but liking a Whopper or Big Mac. Every other anime now got to see what people liked and disliked from Dragonball and cut those long drawn out scenes. It may be dressed up differently, but they all come from the same ideas. I just started watching Clannad and I have seen a few parallels between that and Dragonball. You can dress it up any way you want, but they are all very similar. You do not have to like Dragonball to like anime, but if you** hate** Dragonball, I do not see a logical explanation to like any anime.
#142 to #39 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
YOU ARE ****** IN COURT/ / BOTTOM LINE GRILL MASTER/
#119 to #39 - Rascal (05/20/2013) [-]
>Created Anime

No. First of all, the first "anime" was Astro Boy, which came out 20 years as an anime before Dragonball was even considered for an anime.

Dragonball defined and inspired a more specific type of anime, the action shounen manga for which the most popular mangas today are influenced by (Naruto, One Piece, etc.) It was not the first anime, it did not create anime, and it wasn't even the first anime to reach the states and become popular. Those are all completely 100% false claims. What it did do was reach an unprecedented amount of commercial success for a show of its kind and inspired many many action shows and anime that came after.
#143 - responsibletim (05/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #158 to #143 - jafkdb (05/20/2013) [-]
"I need an adult."
User avatar #162 to #158 - datgermanguy (05/20/2013) [-]
"I am an adult!"
User avatar #2 - boxdweller (05/19/2013) [-]
Can we make a rule to disable all comments on DBZ posts now?
#6 to #2 - Rascal (05/19/2013) [-]
Or just the anons
User avatar #8 to #6 - boxdweller (05/19/2013) [-]
Nah. That one cunt, 'fiftypercentoff' or something, keeps posting that **** .
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