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Just Can't Win

I' m a strong independent woman
who don' t need no man
I made a sex bat
Her name is Miku Chan
BEEP BOOP
H I HAWAII?
YOU SAD PATHETIC VIRGIN, YOU CANT
HANDLE A REAL WOMAN!
Dent be so tsundere,
HELP,
BEING RAPIDE
...
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Submitted: 05/13/2013
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User avatar #469 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2013) [-]
I don't quite understand this post is it saying that when Japan finishes it's sex bots men will no longer endure ladies issues in order to have relations with them because they can have guaranteed relations with a robot ?
User avatar #465 - welfarekid (05/14/2013) [-]
Is this all I need to do is build a sex bot?
#457 - ryuh (05/14/2013) [-]
Sex Bot?
Sex Bot?
User avatar #442 - tomtomvdp (05/14/2013) [-]
I won't buy any Sex robot , unless they come with self cleaning.
User avatar #441 - frotw (05/14/2013) [-]
What if that's the key to beating feminism, just ignoring it
#435 - brotherrosario (05/14/2013) [-]
Aside from the straw feminists certain FJ users seem to love, I can't imagine women opposing this on "patriarchy" grounds. For one thing, we'd get to have sexy man-bots as well.
The difficulty would be that people would want to find a way to program the robots to love. Even if such a thing were possible, we could never do it without them inevitably falling in love with other sex bots.
And we'd be back where we started, only with a bunch of sexy, unattainable robots running around.
User avatar #439 to #435 - mynameisnotmike ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Be honest with yourself and consider that female bots will be paid much more attention to than the making of male bots.


Think:

A custom built top of the line PC compared to a wii.
#443 to #439 - brotherrosario (05/14/2013) [-]
That's perfectly true, there would be more female models, but the manufacturer couldn't ignore women and gay men without losing a good demographic. Even if there's only one male model to five female ones, that's just evidence of market pressures, not sexism.
As to the custom-pc-v-wii argument, that's true, but think about the range in computer usage, from ******** gamers to people who just want internet access and word processing. Same with sex bots: you'd have people who understood and modded their machines extensively, while others would be perfectly happy with off-the-shelf features.

If it seems like I've put a lot of thought into this, it's because I'm writing a short story about a man and his robot "wife."
#444 to #443 - mynameisnotmike ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
**mynameisnotmike rolled a random image posted in comment #550 at Death ** interesting topic.
#453 to #444 - spanishninja ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #320142 at Ponyville **
yeah
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User avatar #448 to #431 - toastersburnthings (05/14/2013) [-]
Dat profile pic...
User avatar #427 - nsfwcontent (05/14/2013) [-]
sex robot?

why not attach a fleshlight to a piston aha
#455 to #427 - spanishninja ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at Call of Duuty **
you clever devil
#437 to #427 - Shadwstryker (05/14/2013) [-]
Looks like I have a new project on minecraft.
#438 to #437 - nsfwcontent (05/14/2013) [-]
Just beware you could be causing the downfall of humanity...
#449 to #438 - kolpster (05/14/2013) [-]
I forgot the name of that game.   
I need to know it so bad, it bugs me.   
   
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I forgot the name of that game.
I need to know it so bad, it bugs me.

unrelated
User avatar #480 to #449 - lozac (05/14/2013) [-]
http://www(dot)officegamespot.com/officegames/appleshooter(dot)htm

There you go mate

Apple Shooter
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#492 to #480 - kolpster (05/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #495 to #492 - lozac (05/14/2013) [-]
You welcome mate

User avatar #425 - datgermanguy (05/14/2013) [-]
I think it's more likely that we invent virtual, The Matrix-like sex programs than sex bots.
User avatar #424 - nsfwcontent (05/14/2013) [-]
Patriarchy?
I think androcentric would fit better :L
#420 - europeanswallow (05/14/2013) [-]
"Check your privilege"
#416 - reginleif ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
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Too bad sex bots will never trully be a viable option for the common man seeking a way out...

The complexity of making such a human like creation with mannerisms and movement, will probably cost quite a bit to develop and make with quality materials.

Do you really think that industry will let us get away with guaranteed sex? Think about the restaurant, hospitality, and flower industry alone...... think of how much they charge for the CHANCE of sex. No my friends they are going to rape your wallet before you stick your dick in your robo waifu.

What awaits us is not a future filled with glorious kawaii catgirls, but a mass produced chinese 1000$ conglomeration of plastic, polyurethane, and regulation. ^^

I'm sorry for the letdown, here have Bianca!
User avatar #426 to #416 - thepsycho (05/14/2013) [-]
You underestimate the power of a billion virgins.
#456 to #426 - spanishninja ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at I Don't Feel Safe in My Room Anymore **
+1 for you sir
#436 to #426 - tomtomvdp (05/14/2013) [-]
thanks +1
User avatar #414 - TheseChocodiles (05/14/2013) [-]
I have never met a woman like this and yet funnyjunk seems to encounter them everyday.
User avatar #440 to #414 - Lainge (05/14/2013) [-]
You're very lucky.
User avatar #475 to #440 - TheseChocodiles (05/14/2013) [-]
In Ireland girls just really aren't like that. It seems to be the americans that talk about this type of girl the most.
#410 - friedchickenman (05/14/2013) [-]
**friedchickenman rolled a random image posted in comment #207 at This turns you gay ** Women like this are annoying. Pic probably unrelated
User avatar #398 - Maroon (05/14/2013) [-]
When we finally make actual sex-bots, competition becomes non-existent, women become obsolete, society collapses, and humanity dies out leaving nothing behind for future archaeologists to find but sexy robots.
User avatar #401 to #398 - reginleif ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
>Humanity
>Future archeologists

Unless you're talking about alien archeologist or sexy robot archeologists this does not compute.

*Roll picture* semi related.
#432 to #401 - brotherrosario (05/14/2013) [-]
>Sexy Robot Archaeologists.
Sexy Robot Archaeologists.
I must make this movie.
#406 to #401 - spasticpuppet (05/14/2013) [-]
**spasticpuppet rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at 3, 2, 1...GO! ** <<<This is your "semi related" stuff c:
User avatar #407 to #406 - reginleif ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Thanks man. xD
User avatar #403 to #401 - Maroon (05/14/2013) [-]
I didn't say it was going to be human archaeologists. Either aliens or the next sentient form of life to evolve on the planet.
#379 - xxxansweredxxx (05/14/2013) [-]
<---Is a feminist.

<----Is lonely and needs a "friend" if you catch my drift.

<----Here's her Facebook. www.facebook.com/frankieglamrock

She's single. Have fun, fellas.
#433 to #379 - brotherrosario (05/14/2013) [-]
I honestly don't understand this. Is she running some sort of internet porn business and you're promoting it? Are you just trying to get someone harassed?
Seriously, what is this meant to be?
User avatar #418 to #379 - TheseChocodiles (05/14/2013) [-]
Why are you doing this? If it's because she is a feminist you are a ******* idiot.
User avatar #417 to #379 - muchasmarcos (05/14/2013) [-]
NO!
User avatar #386 to #378 - bandal (05/14/2013) [-]
Mr Jones?
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