I Like Her Chest. . iii? Abraca, '.r. if your girlfriend looks like this, shes probably a keeper dbz


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#142 - lotengo ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
if your girlfriend looks like this, shes probably a keeper
#80 - snakefire (09/09/2013) [-]
Why do I see hot people like this online and I look around my town and every girl is ugly as sin?

I'd **** half the guys in this town before I would the women.
#93 to #80 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
what town would this be?
User avatar #94 to #93 - snakefire (09/09/2013) [-]
yucca valley.
User avatar #267 to #94 - dtcdannyboy (09/09/2013) [-]
I live in flamingo heights and i can confirm this.
User avatar #291 to #267 - snakefire (09/09/2013) [-]
You poor man.
User avatar #145 to #80 - pulluspardus (09/09/2013) [-]
Booty in the ass of the beholder.
User avatar #284 to #80 - DrOhcysp (09/09/2013) [-]
#287 to #80 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
You must be British
User avatar #99 to #80 - zorororonoa (09/09/2013) [-]
Have you considered that you might be gay?
User avatar #100 to #99 - snakefire (09/09/2013) [-]
#84 to #80 - feelythefeel (09/09/2013) [-]
#85 to #84 - snakefire (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm perfectly aware of my gay thoughts. It doesn't make me gay, it just means I have gay thoughts.
User avatar #90 to #89 - feelythefeel (09/09/2013) [-]
The **** is up with her eye?
User avatar #91 to #90 - snakefire (09/09/2013) [-]
She's winking...
User avatar #92 to #91 - feelythefeel (09/09/2013) [-]
That's some crazy "winking" right there.
#2 - anon (09/08/2013) [-]
If I have a girlfriend that looks like that, I'm still sleeping.
#29 - dameush (09/09/2013) [-]
at this point if I had a gf she'd be a keeper
#141 - lotengo ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
If your girlfriend looks like this, shes probably a creeper
#344 to #141 - anon (09/15/2013) [-]
ugly ass sweater girl I hate that **** and the people who likes it
#143 to #141 - charac (09/09/2013) [-]
I'd still tap that
I'd still tap that
User avatar #269 to #143 - virtigo ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
I'd bang it
#261 - TheOldOakTree ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
if she looks like that shes probably a whore, this is what a true keeper looks like
#204 - scootabot ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
If your girlfriend looks like this, she's probably a creeper.
#253 - neelix (09/09/2013) [-]
If your girlfriend looks like this, she's probably a beeper.
User avatar #268 to #253 - minecraftlamer (09/09/2013) [-]
so fanneh
#286 to #253 - remilia (09/09/2013) [-]
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#159 - agwd (09/09/2013) [-]
If your girlfriend looks like this, she's a bee keeper.
#176 - flikkyfilms (09/09/2013) [-]
God this is her worst cosplay, she doesn't even put any effort into it.
Black Tanktop.
Orange sweatpants.
Not change in hair.
Doesn't matter, all of you will still fap to it and she'll still get comments saying that it's the best Goku cosplay ever when it's obviously the worst.
User avatar #217 to #176 - deathez ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
What the **** , is she trying to be goku? I have been trying to figure out who from Dragon Ball she is trying to be and I came up with nothing, closest was Android 18 but she has never worn a suit like that
User avatar #316 to #176 - mrmcdubley (09/09/2013) [-]
Not to be that guy but...

her tank top is navy
#49 - spaceking (09/09/2013) [-]
My girlfriend looks like that all the time!
User avatar #62 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
Jessica Nigri is a huge attention whore.
hate me if you must.
#229 to #62 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
I like how on the show Heroes of Cosplay Yaya Han said this. In the cosplay industry Jessica Nigri gets little respect because her costumes have **** for detail, making her only selling point sex appeal.
User avatar #314 to #229 - thundagawd (09/09/2013) [-]
To be fair, Yaya Han's an arrogant cunt. Pretty much the majority of professional-grade cosplayers think WAY too highly of themselves, so they look down on the people who just do it for fun, which is what Jessica Nigri does. Yes, her costumes tend to be very revealing, but she enjoys what she does, and she doesn't care what others think of her.
#345 to #62 - anon (03/07/2014) [-]
yeah and your a jellies bitch
User avatar #346 to #345 - thedarkestrogue (03/07/2014) [-]
Jealous of superficial fame? Never. If im gunna be known for anything its gunna be something physical and important to me.
User avatar #247 to #62 - rieskimo (09/09/2013) [-]
It's kind of her job.
User avatar #325 to #247 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
shes a model for a magazine. She does cosplaying for extra money. So no. it not her job. She has stated multiple times that she does it for the attention and money,
shes basically a whore.
User avatar #326 to #325 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
Also everything she has done has been ridiculously popular at one point or another and needs little to no research to know what it is.
The most obscure thing shes done was a south Korean MMO which she was told to do by a company for money. She had no idea what it was.
User avatar #328 to #326 - rieskimo (09/09/2013) [-]
Money is money, she enjoys cosplay. Guys like tits, she flaunts the tits she has.

Doesn't make her less of a cosplayer.

I don't think she's a huge deal, but I don't care that people are more interested in her for her tits than her knowledge of obscure anime/gaming stuff.

Get over it.
User avatar #327 to #325 - rieskimo (09/09/2013) [-]
She's a model, and you're upset and surprised that she's an attention whore?

Furthermore, as far as I've ever seen she does a lot of work for herself. Going to cons dressing up, meet and greets, and some selling of prints. She's a professional cosplayer.

You need to cool your jimmies before they get to critical over-rustled.
User avatar #329 to #327 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
I've never once been upset. Everyone seems to think she's gods gift to nerds and I don't
To be honest, her cosplays are not that good. I've seen much much better ones on less attractive girls.
The only reason people like her is simply because she's above average looking.
User avatar #331 to #329 - rieskimo (09/09/2013) [-]
She's also a pretty engaging personality, not everybody thinks she's god's gift to nerds by the way(only fanboys think that).

She has pretty good cosplays, I'm not saying this from a professional standpoint. However, when I see her cosplays and compare I'm not like "Jesus that's not even ******* close!". I'm sure she misses some details and I know for a fact that she takes some artistic license but that doesn't really matter.

She's easy on the eyes and she speaks pretty confidently. That coupled with her large fanbase makes her a very ideal candidate to represent your company on the convention floor. She's pretty much the whole package as a rep. I'm not saying she's the best, I'm just saying her popularity isn't unfounded.
User avatar #332 to #331 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
The way you talk about her just makes you sound like you have a major hard on for her.
Just saiyan.
User avatar #334 to #332 - rieskimo (09/09/2013) [-]
I think your preconceptions about her and how others view her are making you think that.
just sayin'
User avatar #338 to #334 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
again with "preconceptions"
I met her at comic con in 2011. I'm sorry that this is how she came across to me?
What am i supposed to do, ignore how she acted towards me and just accept everything everyone says ever?
All her costumes are cleavage buffets and stereotypical slut costumes. I just don't like that style. Sex sells. Of course sex sells. This world we live in is ****** up. Do I have to like that fact? no.
User avatar #342 to #338 - rieskimo (09/10/2013) [-]
This makes a whole lot of sense now.
User avatar #343 to #342 - thedarkestrogue (09/10/2013) [-]
i believe in viewing people by how they act towards me first first hand.
If I've never met the person, i'll give them the benefit of the doubt.
User avatar #336 to #334 - rieskimo (09/09/2013) [-]
How about I directly address my take on Jessica Nigri.

Do I think she's the best cosplayer out there?
I don't even know what the "best cosplayer" would mean honestly.
To me, cosplay is simply dress up for "adults" and fans. If you express that by dressing up as something/somebody you love, awesome. If you do it to represent a company, well awesome for you for getting paid.
I think she rates pretty high in the cosplay world, yeah. I don't think that's a stretch at all.

Do I think she's the best thing on this earth?
No, not really. She has nice tits and I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed in the morning. However, her fan store is often closed which I think is a dumb business move on her part. Also I've seen a couple of vids where she comes off as a bit high-maintenance. I don't know her personally though and I really don't have any interest in even meeting her at a con.

It boils down to this
I think she makes some nifty costumes.
She has a cute face and a great pair of tits
She's well-spoken
I think she should maximize business by having her fan store open 24/7
I haven't nor will I ever really purchase anything from her.

I'd put myself down as a fan but not a fanboy.

I enjoy the free bits that I get and I recognize that she has some talent.
User avatar #228 to #62 - dummerbaztard (09/09/2013) [-]
"A good looking girl is cosplaying?
I better start hating!" - thedarkestrogue
User avatar #324 to #228 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
No its more like:
"That last interview I saw of her was really bad. Shes a total arrogant cunt. I don't want to jump on this bandwagon."-thedarkestrogue
#197 to #62 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
Because of tits .
User avatar #114 to #62 - Metallicock (09/09/2013) [-]
Idk who that is but assuming it's the girl in the picture and comments, yea I could see it
User avatar #115 to #114 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
yes. she is. She goes around cosplaying every character she can. I've only seen her do popular ones and it makes me question if she even knows what half the things she cosplays actually represent.
User avatar #117 to #115 - sirfapaton ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Her ex boyfriend got her to cosplaying. He had bought a pikachu costume for her. She didn't know what that character is but loved the attention.

She doesn't even really care about her fans. She goes to the events because she's paid to be there.
#168 to #117 - anon (09/09/2013) [-]
WOW WOW WOW!.... are you saying it's like... a"job" or something?
WHO in their right mental state would do that?!
User avatar #118 to #117 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
that just makes her even more of a cunt in my eyes.
User avatar #119 to #118 - sirfapaton ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah. And the thing is, her fanboy army is like "She's the most amazing thing there is" just because she does slutty cosplaying. I don't consider showing boobs to be 'skill'.
User avatar #120 to #119 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
Shes attractive yeah but attitude means everything. **** her fanboy army. god knows she won't.
User avatar #121 to #120 - sirfapaton ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Red thumbs imminent for both of us
User avatar #122 to #121 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
Bring it. Like I give a **** .
Thumbs on this website are pointless. I'm here to laugh and hopefully make others laugh. Thats it. Whether they thumb it up or down is completely irrelevant.
User avatar #123 to #122 - sirfapaton ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
I like your attitude.
User avatar #163 to #123 - PedoNazi (09/09/2013) [-]
Jessica Nigri Room Tour - Part 1

somebody's a little upset to the point where he makes up stupid assumptions
#238 to #163 - CMSTF (09/09/2013) [-]
Nice Job being a cool guy and giving some proof that she isn't a fake, it's a nice contrast to the seemingly unjustified hate going on up there ^^^
Nice Job being a cool guy and giving some proof that she isn't a fake, it's a nice contrast to the seemingly unjustified hate going on up there ^^^
User avatar #330 to #163 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
Assumptions to what? That whole snippet was "popular characters and boobs"
User avatar #335 to #330 - PedoNazi (09/09/2013) [-]
"she's just a slut who has big boobs and no idea who she's cosplaying and blah blah"
User avatar #337 to #335 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
I didn't assume anything. I met her at comic con in San Diego and she came off as a exactly that.
But please continue to crucify me based off the fact that you think I'm an asshole with no merit.
User avatar #213 to #115 - fadetometallica (09/09/2013) [-]
She's turned down working with multiple people before just because they didn't seem to really care about what they were doing. Seriously, just watch an interview with her, she's just as nerdy and awkward as the rest of us, just also super hot.
User avatar #246 to #213 - rieskimo (09/09/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say she's just as nerdy and awkward as the rest of us, she has to have some serious cojones in order to show as much skin as she does. But she definitely does enjoy the community and is more than just a booth-babe.
#195 - nimithecat (09/09/2013) [-]
If your girlfriend looks like this, she's probably a beeper.
(amidoingitrite gaiz?)
User avatar #83 - BrazilianDamage (09/09/2013) [-]
Nope. If she looked like that, I'd be in prison.
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#193 to #192 - jazzytheferret (09/09/2013) [-]
You poor soul.
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#210 to #192 - gitanisme (09/09/2013) [-]
She's probably not gonna stay your gf for long then
#299 - nuclearpowerplant (09/09/2013) [-]
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#211 - fuckedbyapony (09/09/2013) [-]
If your girlfriend looks like this, she's probably a keeper.
#209 - fuckedbyapony (09/09/2013) [-]
If your girlfriend looks like this, she's probably a weeper.
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