How to run like a ninja. Narutards, don't tell me you haven't tried it at least once . LIKE A NINJA f. ijt an tts ABOUT SC) MP] -I. How to run like Sonic 1. Put your arms behind you 2. Lean forward 3. YOU'RE TOO SLOW How to run like a ninja Narutards don't tell me you haven't tried it at least once LIKE A NINJA f ijt an tts ABOUT SC) MP] -I Sonic 1 Put your arms behind 2 Lean forward 3 YOU'RE TOO SLOW
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#15 - demjimmies
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(07/26/2013) [-]
How to run like Sonic   
   
1. Put your arms behind you    
2. Lean forward   
3. YOU'RE TOO SLOW
How to run like Sonic

1. Put your arms behind you
2. Lean forward
3. YOU'RE TOO SLOW
#65 to #15 - anon
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(07/26/2013) [-]
What is he actually doing to make a figure 8 with his feet?
#66 to #65 - siksteen
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Motion blur
#376 to #65 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Its supposed to be Infinity, to symbolize his infinite speed.
#115 to #15 - holeymoley
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(07/26/2013) [-]
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#31 to #15 - royoten
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#348 to #31 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking, this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#5 - kuchikirukia
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(07/26/2013) [-]
How to run like a shinigami:
1. Run.
#119 to #5 - noisuff
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(07/26/2013) [-]
may i ask what anime this is from?
#142 to #119 - demjimmies
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#233 to #142 - EddieD
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#201 to #119 - despare
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#203 to #201 - newforomador
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Shinigami is what they're actually called. They're just called Soul Reapers in the dubbed version for a reason that I don't know.
#250 to #203 - ineedtotakeapiss
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(07/27/2013) [-]
They're called Shinigami in Japanese, translating the word to English it becomes Grim Reaper which is essentially a Soul Reaper.
#364 to #250 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Not quite. Translated to English, Shinigami is God of Death. The Grim Reaper is not considered a god, therefore, this is not an apt translation, even though many people use it as one out of laziness.
#221 to #201 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Bleach, not Death Note
#220 to #5 - alltimetens
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(07/27/2013) [-]
**** yeah, Bleach.
#40 to #5 - cptgigglepants
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(07/26/2013) [-]
2. Go to the world of the living
3. Fight hollow, get beat up
4. Give powers to some dude
5. Get an untraceable Gigai and try to recover power loss
6. Go back to Soul Society before dude gets killed
7. Go to jail, stuck in repentance tower
8. ???
9. profit!!!
#354 to #40 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking, this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!
#362 to #354 - kiboz
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Oh come on, not this **** again
#32 - niggerlips
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(07/26/2013) [-]
instructions not clear enough
instructions not clear enough
#34 to #32 - thatguyinabox ONLINE
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(07/26/2013) [-]
which episode is this from?
#68 to #34 - niggerlips
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(07/26/2013) [-]
its after pein attacks the leaf village and they want kakashi to be the next hokage its called hatake kakashi the hokage episode 219
its after pein attacks the leaf village and they want kakashi to be the next hokage its called hatake kakashi the hokage episode 219
#332 to #68 - Pein
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Had such a headache after that...
#355 to #332 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking, this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!
#397 to #68 - gunatyoface
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(07/30/2013) [-]
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#78 to #68 - waltditmoor
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(07/26/2013) [-]
SPOILER!!!!!! god damn it!! im recently at episode 176!!!!!!
#80 to #78 - Novinho
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(07/26/2013) [-]
considering they've already released episode 322, episode 219 can't be considered a spoiler anymore for most people. not his fault you're like 2 years behind
considering they've already released episode 322, episode 219 can't be considered a spoiler anymore for most people. not his fault you're like 2 years behind
#91 to #80 - kingcoote
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(07/26/2013) [-]
You are assuming this person is watching subbed not dubbed
#112 to #80 - waltditmoor
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(07/26/2013) [-]
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#239 to #78 - niggerlips
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(07/27/2013) [-]
dont worry its not what your thinking but **** goes down when pein attacks
#102 to #78 - anon
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(07/26/2013) [-]
they revive madara, the real madara, tobi was the childhood enemy of kakshi who gave him the sharingan. yeah **** you
#116 to #102 - waltditmoor
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(07/26/2013) [-]
aktually obito uchiha gave him the sharingan. yeah **** me
#129 to #116 - dagreatmax
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(07/26/2013) [-]
at this point we all know that tobi is obito so he didn't have to say obito.
#136 to #129 - waltditmoor
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(07/26/2013) [-]
now everything is ruined
#146 to #136 - dagreatmax
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Oh did I mention that obito is the sage of six path? Because Obito is the Sage of six path.
#159 to #146 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#172 to #159 - dagreatmax
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and Kabuto said that madara had the power of the sage of 5.5 paths.
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#171 to #158 - waltditmoor
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(07/26/2013) [-]
okay, so just because somethin is old means you could not spoiler it?

if i tell you, for example, about X-Men Origins: wolverine. and you haven't seen it, then its okay that i say somethin like:
Oh, do you know X-Men origins... thats such a cool movie... wolverine has a girlfrind but she betrays him to get her sister back and in the end she gets killed and to revenge her wolverine goes rampage and gets shot in the head with an adamantium bullet... and thats why he lost his memories and can't remember anything in the "older" movies...

this is no Spoiler by your theorie, right?
#173 to #171 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#183 to #173 - waltditmoor
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(07/26/2013) [-]
that is the same ****** thing!!! it is a spoiler if you haven't seen the movie yet!
it is a spoiler if i told you the end of "The Birds" by Alfred Hitchcock or the end of X-Men assuming you or I or anybody else didn't see them!
#185 to #183 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#188 to #185 - waltditmoor
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(07/26/2013) [-]
okay... i dont know if you are dumb or a troll, it doesn't matter. have a nice day
#189 to #188 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#278 to #189 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
spoil·er
n.
5. A published piece of information that divulges a surprise, such as a plot twist in a movie.

I see nothing about a year. And with regional DVDs and whatnot, release times with movies can be even years apart in different areas.
#35 to #34 - grandterskrasao
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(07/26/2013) [-]
i too, am curious.
#56 to #35 - anon
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(07/26/2013) [-]
219
#3 - elmoose **User deleted account**
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(07/26/2013) [-]
step 4: talk to someone running next to you for most of the episode
#6 to #3 - chenn [OP]
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Hahaha true XD also I forgot to add "If possible, jump on the nearest tree and then continue jumping forward from branch to branch"
#130 to #6 - anon
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(07/26/2013) [-]
XDDD OMG ISN'T THAT FUNNY, I CAN'T BREATHE BECAUSE ON HOW FUNNY THAT WAS.

Shut up.
#135 to #130 - dagreatmax
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(07/26/2013) [-]
log in, stop being a pussy.
#228 to #135 - sexwithyourwife
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(07/27/2013) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHA WE ******* GET IT YOU DON'T LIKE THE "XD" FACE

I find these stupid repeated comments that always seem to follow it way more annoying
#357 to #228 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking, this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!
#360 to #357 - sexwithyourwife
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(07/27/2013) [-]
this is still a thing?
#253 to #228 - dagreatmax
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(07/27/2013) [-]
I'm not posting it because I hate the XD face, the gif just looks awesome that's it and it's relevant.
#131 to #6 - dagreatmax
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#132 to #131 - dagreatmax
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#133 to #132 - dagreatmax
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#134 to #133 - dagreatmax
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#225 to #134 - louharken
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#286 to #225 - garentei
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Where is the irony?
#289 to #286 - deathstare
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(07/27/2013) [-]
There is no irony, but clearly there's an iron E
#43 - infinitereaper
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Real ninjas don't get embarrassed by running like this because real ninjas cannot be seen running like this.
#358 to #43 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking, this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!
#121 - galkawhm
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(07/26/2013) [-]
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#127 to #121 - triggathepirate
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(07/26/2013) [-]
LMFAO is that ***** an ostrich?
#141 to #127 - logickid
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(07/26/2013) [-]
>LMFAO

MFW
#145 to #141 - triggathepirate
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(07/26/2013) [-]
U srs?
U srs?
#147 to #145 - logickid
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(07/26/2013) [-]
I is sry.
#148 to #147 - triggathepirate
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(07/26/2013) [-]
On one hand i'm glad ye be a sensible matey.
On the other i'm a bit disappointed I didn't get to be an asshole.
#149 to #148 - logickid
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(07/26/2013) [-]
>Wants to be an asshole
>Dosn't go to the easiest place to troll.
#326 to #149 - nickypickle
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(07/27/2013) [-]
le greentecst iz mai favorit maymay
le greentecst iz mai favorit maymay
#151 to #149 - triggathepirate
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Wait what?
Wait what?
#157 to #155 - triggathepirate
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Children and pederasts?
Where be the intuitive thrill in trolling such weak prey.
And I didn't say I wanted to troll. I said I missed an opportunity to be an asshole, save the two can be one in the same at times.
#245 to #157 - tardisemporer
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(07/27/2013) [-]
You remind me of that one boomhower guy from a while back...
#275 to #245 - triggathepirate
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(07/27/2013) [-]
? THE boomhauer?
#70 - toguro
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(07/26/2013) [-]
I have a friend who used to run like this, good news for him though everyone just thought it was sonic so he didn't get mocked for it and it became a running gag.

.....I just realised I made a pun, it's not bad either.
#79 to #70 - chenn [OP]
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Took me a while to get the pun XD not a bad one at all :3
#94 to #70 - speedysteve
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(07/26/2013) [-]
For my school, I was that kid. They called me sonic for all of middle school. Granted, I only had like 15 people I talked to then.
#99 to #94 - sonicg
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(07/26/2013) [-]
My step brother called me sonic-g because I was very slow about chores an ****...
#83 to #70 - ironblood
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(07/26/2013) [-]
That pun was quite... delicious.
#120 to #83 - triggathepirate
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#267 - isenseven
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(07/27/2013) [-]
You mean, "How to run like a tard"
You mean, "How to run like a tard"
#345 to #267 - geranemo **User deleted account**
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Honestly how have long have you been waiting to use that?
#386 to #345 - isenseven
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Honestly, you don't even know man.
#297 to #267 - ssjlink
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(07/27/2013) [-]
You only look like a tard if you don't run 50 mph
You only look like a tard if you don't run 50 mph
#385 to #297 - isenseven
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(07/27/2013) [-]
You look like a tard no matter what
#395 to #385 - cyanidesandvich
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(07/29/2013) [-]
well, that was kind of mean.
#280 to #267 - andrewolfzoom
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(07/27/2013) [-]
well at least he got the first two steps right.
#76 - asked **User deleted account**
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(07/26/2013) [-]
What actually happens :

Lean forward
Put arms behind you
Run
Fall like a slobbering retaded whale
#82 - bphamtastic
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(07/26/2013) [-]
i remember being way too into naruto, i ran like this in pe like some autistic mofo. thankfully i had some good friends that told me l looked like a retard.
#84 to #82 - anon
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(07/26/2013) [-]
I did it too.
#87 to #84 - deadmanisalive
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Same
#104 to #87 - doodogger
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Damn that must have been so dick suckingly awkward when you found out how gay it was XDDDD
#114 to #104 - anon
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(07/26/2013) [-]
doodogger u so le funny XDDDDDDDDD
#110 to #104 - anon
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Kinda like using the XD face.
#251 to #82 - kaguradragon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
I wasn't the only one?

I was a very lonely child