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#6 - abysmalshadow
Reply +105
(08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
**abysmalshadow rolled user NinjaKnight **
Because the fate of humanity depends on it.
#7 to #6 - NinjaKnight
Reply +90
(08/03/2013) [-]
no **** you.
#8 to #7 - abysmalshadow
Reply +119
(08/03/2013) [-]
Get in the ******* robot, NinjaKnight
#9 to #8 - NinjaKnight
Reply +59
(08/03/2013) [-]
no **** you,
don't tell me what to do.
#10 to #9 - abysmalshadow
Reply +82
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#11 to #10 - NinjaKnight
Reply +59
(08/03/2013) [-]
*****.
Who the **** do you think you are?
You ain't my mom.
#12 to #11 - abysmalshadow
Reply +59
(08/03/2013) [-]
Come on, man.
#13 to #12 - NinjaKnight
Reply +52
(08/03/2013) [-]
i haven't even watched the anime yet.
Bitch *****.
Like i said.
you ain't my momma.
Only my momma can tell me what to do.
Ain't takin' no orders from dads.
#43 to #13 - yusay
Reply +3
(08/04/2013) [-]
Don't let the overhype ruin it for you.
#14 to #13 - abysmalshadow
Reply +52
(08/03/2013) [-]
Come on, NinjaKnight. The world needs you.
The anime is largely overrated IMO, but still worth a watch.
#15 to #14 - NinjaKnight
Reply +47
(08/03/2013) [-]
What does the world need me for.
I don't even know how to operate a robot.
I bet once i get into i'll ******* fail right then and there and mess everything up.
#16 to #15 - abysmalshadow
Reply +47
(08/03/2013) [-]
Quite the opposite. You're the only person who can resonate enough with the EVA to be able to pilot it. It's in your blood.
And I'm not kidding about the ladies.
#17 to #16 - NinjaKnight
Reply +46
(08/03/2013) [-]
So i'm the only one who can operate this specific robot and it'll save the world.
+ I get 3 smoking hot babes?
Idunno... It seems tempting...
#53 to #17 - thathorse
Reply +3
(08/04/2013) [-]
You also have a pretty good shot with some dude too.
#18 to #17 - abysmalshadow
Reply +45
(08/03/2013) [-]
Exactly. And it totally won't cause you to have a life-threatening existentialist crisis, if that's what you're worried about.
#19 to #18 - NinjaKnight
Reply +41
(08/03/2013) [-]
Well hey,
who cares about life-threatening existentialist crisis I get to bone 3 babes.
I DO get to bone them, right?
#20 to #19 - abysmalshadow
Reply +42
(08/03/2013) [-]
Uhhh... yeah, sure...
Except one doesn't think about you that way and dates jerks, one is extremely tsundere, and one is virtually emotionless other than being in love with your father.
AHEM.
Now please get in the ******* robot.
#29 to #20 - anon
Reply 0
(08/04/2013) [-]
It really depends if you're talking the original series or Rebuild because Rei likes Shinji in Rebuild.
#39 to #29 - niketheassassin
Reply +6
(08/04/2013) [-]
get your **** together anon
spoilers man, spoilers
#38 to #29 - haeckal
Reply +3
(08/04/2013) [-]
Spoilers, mate!
#21 to #20 - NinjaKnight
Reply +38
(08/03/2013) [-]
Oh well.
Uhm.
So uh.
What can I do with the robot?
#22 to #21 - abysmalshadow
Reply +35
(08/03/2013) [-]
Fight enormous, dangerous, and immensely powerful angel monsters who will assault you both physically and psychologically for no apparent reason. Also, just so you know, the robot is hooked up to your nervous system, so you'll feel any damage dealt to the robot on your own body.
So... are you ready to get in the robot yet?
#23 to #22 - NinjaKnight
Reply +37
(08/03/2013) [-]
So what you're saying is,
I can probably only bone 1 out of the 3 chicks,
risk my life for the whole world,
fight things that ******* what.
and feel any pain inflicted upon me?

WELL HEY, NOOOOTHINGG CAN TOOTALLY GO WRONG
#24 to #23 - abysmalshadow
Reply +38
(08/03/2013) [-]
Exactly!
And all the while, your father is going to toy with your mind by making you think he'll only accept you as his son if you continue to do well, while in reality he really won't care about you either way. Have fun!
#55 to #24 - hideyowives
Reply +1
(08/04/2013) [-]
still gives me hot bitches free rent food and a giant robot to fight things with
pretty cool dad in my opinion
if you asked rei would likely;y bang you super harrd
#34 to #24 - tacolishous
Reply +3
(08/04/2013) [-]
You are amazing and I wanted you to have this.
#35 to #34 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE
+5
(08/04/2013) [-]
I like this one better.
#30 to #24 - fuzdohraa
Reply 0
(08/04/2013) [-]
so i have never heard of evangelion before but because of this post i am going to watch it right now
#25 to #24 - NinjaKnight
Reply +36
(08/03/2013) [-]
AWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHH

ROBOT TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#69 to #25 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
THIS IS THE GREATEST COMMENT SECTION IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.
#67 to #25 - killakahn
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#52 to #25 - magikarpisgod
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#33 to #25 - tacolishous
+8
(08/04/2013) [-]
You are both amazing people and I wanted to give you the gift of a childhood.

(though it is perverted by some new crap that nobody likes but there's only a tiny bit of that)
#28 to #25 - ohokay
+18
(08/03/2013) [-]
You are going to love Evangelion...
...maybe