Dragon Age..... . What the hell is this?! ths 721 Isn' t the ' chilie warrior getting an arm inserted into his anus morally awesome? if I ad I barre mite Nahp,

Dragon Age....

What the hell is this?!
Isn' t the ' chilie warrior getting an
arm inserted into his anus morally awesome?
if I ad I
barre mite
Nahp, s a fillion heme RPS!
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#81 - infinitereaper (06/27/2013) [-]
The anime for gangsters

The anime for gangsters

#117 to #81 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
and incest enthusiasts... god do i hate that ending....
User avatar #142 to #117 - betars (06/28/2013) [-]
So many girls to choose from...

User avatar #121 to #117 - infinitereaper (06/28/2013) [-]
I can't even begin to imagine, but whatever the case I'll just have to accept it.
User avatar #123 to #121 - infinitereaper (06/28/2013) [-]
Well, looks like a cliffhanger, confusion, and a bit of ************ . I'm going to wait Oreimo out, I hear we're getting a 10 year after story bonus with the DVD. Whatever the case, I will finish this series just like I started it
#126 to #81 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
i saw this while "around the world" by daft punk was playing. Made my day.
#13 - rupok (06/27/2013) [-]
I have no problem with gay romance being in games, its when you force it DOWN peoples throats is when I have a problem with it. First of all gay people in real life aren't as stereotypical as they are in bioware's games, they are normal just like everyone else. Secondly we have the issue where you give gameplay benefits if you have gay sex with someone, like what in the **** , ex in dragon age 2 you either have sex with anders or your other choices make you look like an asshat. Lastly, gay people are a minority, in bioware games it seems like you gathered all the trans and gay people around you in that world. Why does almost everyone have to be gay? Why can't we have some normal gay people and normal straight people instead of sterotypes? Zevran from dragon age origins was gay but his character was awesome and very well done. Why can't Bioware get that making good characters first instead of focusing on their sexual preferences should be the priority?
User avatar #230 to #13 - arisaka (06/28/2013) [-]
Every aspect of people are sensationalized and overdone in videogames. The hyper-intensity is what draws us to this **** .
#270 to #13 - lambslider (06/28/2013) [-]
How was Anders stereotypically gay? I mean I never followed that path with him but he seemed quite normal to me...
#279 to #13 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
Two words: Steve Cortez.

Your argument is dumb.
User avatar #297 to #13 - aTastyCooky (09/08/2013) [-]
him and isabela **** in both games
#76 to #13 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
You don't like it being "forced" down your throat? Forgive me for feeling no pity for you. As a gay guy I've had straight relationships that I can't relate to stuffed down my throat every day of my life, and I don't go around complaining about it.

We get it, there's more of you. But the point is what you're feeling so angry about is what being gay feels like, only not just with bioware. Its a perpetual every day thing.

So it sucks your feelings are hurt by seeing relationships you don't understand. But I feel like if I can get over it, you should be able to as well.
#86 to #76 - rupok (06/27/2013) [-]
O so your mentality is that if I have to suffer everyone has to suffer? Note that I am not against gay romances but Idk how you as a gay person like how Bioware potrays homosexual people. Bioware's gay characters in dragon age 2 at least are the most sterotypical I have ever seen and are an insult to the gay community. I am all for different romances but don't make every character in the game bi sexual and don't make them stereotypes. And tbh I have never seen any game that forces heterosexual relationships unless its a linear game, bioware on the other hand actively penalized people in dragon age 2 if they did not initiate a gay romance with certain characters such as adding massive rivalry points.
User avatar #15 to #13 - trollmetoday ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
One thing I have to point out is that Zevran was actually bi, as he could romance a male or female warden; but if anything, I think that adds to your point. Bioware is extremely hesitant to include characters that are gay/straight. It seems like every single character in all of their rpg's HAS to be bisexual.
User avatar #33 to #15 - dyllygaf (06/27/2013) [-]
Zevran was my favorite, I never got into a romantic relationship with him, It was just fun having him around. I usually had my party consist of Morrigan and Alistair so I could listen to them bitch at each other, and Zevran for the hell of it
#225 to #33 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
That is the best party I can think of.
User avatar #57 to #15 - spankyy (06/27/2013) [-]
Leliana was gay, Morrigan & Alistar were straight.
Traynor was gay in ME3, and so was Esteban (Cortez?).
ME3 and DA1, and actually all the ME games had exclusively straight options, and ME3 had exclusively gay options.
User avatar #60 to #57 - zevran (06/27/2013) [-]
Leliana was bi. But I see your point. I don't agree with OP, just pointing it out.
User avatar #61 to #60 - spankyy (06/27/2013) [-]
was she really bi? It's been ages since I did a play through of the game. I had thought she was only a female romance option. I didn't even try with my male play through because of that.
User avatar #30 to #15 - appleisland (06/27/2013) [-]
They did have two only straight characters (Morrigan and Alistair) in Origins
User avatar #34 to #30 - trollmetoday ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
No, you could still have a homosexual relationships with them. I remember because on my first playthrough, Alistar would constantly hit on me (male warden). My point was, Bioware insists on companions being able to have a relationship with both genders, instead of having some characters that are bisexual/homosexual, and some that are heterosexual.
User avatar #58 to #34 - spankyy (06/27/2013) [-]
It's also probably partly so you can project yourself more onto your character without being limited in who you romance. Kind of like how the description of Bella (from what i'm told) in the Twilight books was rather vague so that you could more easily imagine yourself as Bella.
#43 to #34 - rupok (06/27/2013) [-]
My point being tho is that it never got in the way like it did in Dragon age 2. There were long processes to actually romance someone instead of talking to them a few times or them hitting on you instead.
User avatar #49 to #43 - TimUsher (06/27/2013) [-]
Well Dragon Age 2 sucked in general. The gay characters aren't even that big of deal compared to other parts of the game.
User avatar #35 to #34 - appleisland (06/27/2013) [-]
hmmm.... just looked it up. You are right about Alistair, but Morrigan is straight
User avatar #37 to #35 - trollmetoday ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I think Morrigan's sexuality might have to do with the part of the story where you can have a child with her, not sure though.
#40 to #37 - appleisland (06/27/2013) [-]
Might be. But that still means I was half right about my earlier comment.
Might be. But that still means I was half right about my earlier comment.
User avatar #72 to #13 - darthmaulman (06/27/2013) [-]
Actually I was impressed on how well they handled Steve and Samantha in Mass Effect 3, they were characters that you would have no idea were gay, until Steve opens up to you and Shepard comes on to Samantha. The major complaint is that they turned Kaiden bisexual, which wouldn't be a problem if they did the same to Ashley, due to the fact that these are supposed to be mirror characters.
User avatar #22 to #13 - mugvart ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
"Force it down people's throats..."
#64 - chryssis (06/27/2013) [-]
#268 to #64 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
Very carefully.
#165 to #64 - CXJokerXD (06/28/2013) [-]
It's easy if you lift.
#211 to #64 - daix (06/28/2013) [-]
Learn to lift
#115 to #64 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
Do not question the anime world, it's a battle you will never win
User avatar #69 to #64 - vatra (06/27/2013) [-]
It's not difficult, just tried with mine. Most of the weight is on your thumb.
User avatar #79 to #69 - infinitereaper (06/27/2013) [-]
My laptop weighs more than 10 pounds.

I would not try this.
User avatar #80 to #79 - vatra (06/27/2013) [-]
That's a huge laptop. I'd guesstimate that mine is five pounds.
User avatar #82 to #80 - infinitereaper (06/27/2013) [-]
Sometimes I wonder why I didn't just get a desktop

then I remember its much easier to lug this around everywhere.
User avatar #83 to #82 - vatra (06/27/2013) [-]
That's very true.
User avatar #88 to #64 - imnotkickthecat (06/27/2013) [-]
He lifts.
#206 to #17 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
It can be both. Just look at Orgasm Girl. That was a decent challenge.
#32 to #17 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
I love those games lok ftw
#45 - makhan (06/27/2013) [-]
<MFW all the male characters hit on me.
#191 to #45 - hydraetis (06/28/2013) [-]
&lt;MFW Kaidan tried to be my romance option in ME3
<MFW Kaidan tried to be my romance option in ME3
#275 to #191 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
and that's why I nuked the ****** in ME3. Got to bang ashley instead.

Cortez though. Man that was annoying. I tried to be nicest guy shepard ever, so in order to keep that guy alive, you have to comfort him. What a little bitch. No way in hell was I going to dance with him at the club.
#62 - harbingerwolf (06/27/2013) [-]
Hey Bioware can we have a better ending?   
Hey bioware can we have more gaysex?   
&quot;'ERRYBODIES GETTING gay SEX!&quot;
Hey Bioware can we have a better ending?


Hey bioware can we have more gaysex?

User avatar #140 to #62 - rhiaanor (06/28/2013) [-]
Its funny because they fixed it and they didn't get angry with it
User avatar #216 to #62 - modernclassmusic (06/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #258 to #62 - roflsaucer (06/28/2013) [-]
The only thing that irritated the hell out of me with the ending was there was little to no difference in the three endings. Seriously, the only thing that changes is the color of the explosion.
#85 to #62 - minoschur (06/27/2013) [-]
dat miranda
dat miranda
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#103 to #4 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]
You're welcome
#9 to #4 - pentol (06/27/2013) [-]
bioware has "pandered" to the LGBT crowd since mass effect 2/ dragon age 2.
inqusition is rumored to actually feature a trans preson.
if anybody critique their games, they respond with "muh progressive" & "muh soshul justice"
User avatar #46 to #9 - luigicart (06/27/2013) [-]
when you search lgbt in google the search bar gets a rainbow
User avatar #213 to #46 - HashMap (06/28/2013) [-]
I won't ask how did you know.
User avatar #285 to #213 - luigicart (06/28/2013) [-]
i didn't know what it was so i wanted to search it up
in the pursuit or knowledge of course
#257 to #46 - wheredahoodat (06/28/2013) [-]
Works with "gay" as well.
#44 to #9 - unoletmehavename (06/27/2013) [-]
Didn't Dragon Age 2 have a tranny elf at a whore house
#47 to #44 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Just the voice, I think.
#48 to #47 - unoletmehavename (06/27/2013) [-]
Maybe i don't rembmer played it a long time ago
User avatar #59 to #44 - spankyy (06/27/2013) [-]
Yes. I forgot which option it was, but if you chose a certain whore at the whore house, they were a tranny, or at least a cross dresser.
User avatar #208 to #9 - guymandude (06/28/2013) [-]
well to me it really doesn't matter that much, unless they are purposefully shoving transvestite characters in my face in a stupid "omg look how enlightened and accepting we are" way, or if it takes away from the story at all.

For example, I didn't really give a **** about the gay romance options in ME3 because I just didn't pick them. I was able to choose if it mattered or not. Had they made it so that a select group of male characters started hitting on me as I tried to accept/complete missions, then I would have had an issue.
#266 to #208 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
That was the problem though, there came a point in DA2 where you could not do a good playthrough unless you were gay.
A character came up to you and more or less said "Let's gay sex now", regardless of the fact that he clearly wasn't gay in the previous game. If you turned down the gay sex, he hated you. If you accepted, there were no consequences.
That combined with characters hitting on you around every corner, and the characters in the first place being absolute **** seemingly defined entirely by their willingness to sex you.
I'm normally happy with games, I'll normally just say that a game was alright if it has its flaws. Dragon Age 2 is one of the few games which I consider genuinely bad.
#56 to #9 - acksl (06/27/2013) [-]
&lt;---- we've got to many faggots and too few gay dudes like this one
<---- we've got to many faggots and too few gay dudes like this one
User avatar #92 to #56 - oregmes (06/28/2013) [-]
i'm bi does that count?
User avatar #139 to #92 - accomplishment (06/28/2013) [-]
you may be bi, but you're still a faggot........
#278 to #9 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
pandered? you've got to be joking.

Sure, for lesbian fantasies, they've been doing that since ME1. But gay romances and stuff like that? A grand total of two in ME3, one of which might not be there at all if you kill Kaidan on Virmire.

DA? Once again, barely any homoromances. How the **** is that pandering?
User avatar #260 to #9 - hudis (06/28/2013) [-]
why is that a problem
User avatar #148 to #9 - firuswolf (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't really think they're pandering. You can choose to ignore the gay options, just like you can choose to ignore the straight options.
#204 to #148 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
You really can't when any dialog you have with party members turns them from normal well adjusted human beings to "please gimme the D me love you long time"
#224 to #9 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
Dragon Age 1 had homosexual romance options too...
#52 - nooneofinterest (06/27/2013) [-]
For my brothers
User avatar #84 - amanaman (06/27/2013) [-]
no one expects the inquisition
#75 - famouswillqc **User deleted account** (06/27/2013) [-]
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#1 - teranin ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Brilliant.  Bloody brilliant.  Thumb for you.
Brilliant. Bloody brilliant. Thumb for you.
#28 to #1 - kidddraco ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
#129 - dreadscythe ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
#133 to #129 - azraelthemage (06/28/2013) [-]
Dammit, you beat me to it.
User avatar #134 to #129 - truemox ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Actually, everyone was given 30 days notice prior.
User avatar #167 to #144 - hopelessworld (06/28/2013) [-]
What anime is this? Looks funny ^^
User avatar #220 to #167 - kschmidty (06/28/2013) [-]
#246 to #144 - europe (06/28/2013) [-]
Even if her brother and that gal were ******* , why would she just barge in like that?
#264 to #246 - lilRican (06/28/2013) [-]
Why else?

so she could get in on that ****
#293 to #265 - trevanman (07/01/2013) [-]
because title of series.
**** me, right?
I don't like it either
#99 - hydromatic (06/28/2013) [-]
I like Mass Effect better anyway.
I like Mass Effect better anyway.
User avatar #104 to #99 - commanderbunbun (06/28/2013) [-]
I like Super Smashed Bros.
User avatar #106 to #99 - manicekman (06/28/2013) [-]
I am more into Dragon Age, because I prefer Fantasy to Sci-Fi. But I lvoe both of the franchises. I am actually playing DA again now and still play ME 3 online from time to time. Some people came up with a zombie-like mode where you force husks to spawn instead of other enemies so you get like 20 of them at the same time.
User avatar #114 to #99 - funnyjunkianonetwo (06/28/2013) [-]
I miss the Mako...
#5 - kingsombra (06/27/2013) [-]
No one expects the mexican inquisition
No one expects the mexican inquisition
#215 to #5 - tefuck (06/28/2013) [-]
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#292 to #267 - trevanman (07/01/2013) [-]
if only she and Kyosuke committed suicide together....
User avatar #294 to #292 - xjiicx (07/19/2013) [-]
whens the "third" season come out?
#295 to #294 - trevanman (07/27/2013) [-]
no idea.
either at the end of this year or spring next year
#63 - kez (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, that was kinda annoying in DA.

Sometimes in DA I just wanted to compliment my male companian friend.

But ended up sucking his dick

I mean, I have nothing against homosexuality or anything, but when I want to have a straight character I want to be a badass nailing the coolest female character, I dont want to say one moderately nice thing to Zevran and start sucking his dick.

And its annoying how they think saying one or two nice things to someone means you love them and want to have sex with them. Its like they havent heard of the concept of complimenting your friends before.
User avatar #66 to #63 - Jackimole (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, the flirtations in DA were not subtle at all. I honestly don't know how you got that confused.
User avatar #67 to #66 - Jackimole (06/27/2013) [-]
I tried typing DA : O.
Why did you do this DJ 4DM1N?
#287 to #66 - kez (06/28/2013) [-]
Because the option would be like, "You look good" or something, and i thought it would be said like, hey bro, looking good man, you been hitting the gym? As in friendly conversation.

But it came out, hey sexy, you look nice, I want to suck your dick right now.

Which wasnt what I meant, And I dont understand why they put such forward things to say to people, fair enough if you have lighter options, but to have such forward I want you now options or nothing is stupid.
User avatar #289 to #287 - Jackimole (06/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he flirted with you from the get go. I was wary of sending any signals.
#98 to #63 - comradewinter ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Well, you can deny him prior to the event.
User avatar #105 to #63 - zevran (06/28/2013) [-]
B-but I like it when you say nice things to me.
User avatar #108 to #63 - manicekman (06/28/2013) [-]
Well Zevran made it obvious he wants the D from teh vbery beginning. Anders in DA II didnĀ“t say aynthing until one conversation when he suddenly errupted into suck my dick/okay **** you/Iwill kill you in your sleep if you reject me. Also Kaidan in ME3 was a WTF-moment for me.
User avatar #118 to #63 - funnyjunkianonetwo (06/28/2013) [-]
I heard Bioware was bad at relationships in games, so when I was playing through Mass Effect I was a complete dick to every male character and was completely normal to every female character, because while I would prefer to see no awkward kissing, I would rather have it be with a female than a male. Your comment also made me laugh. Have a thumb.
#127 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
I feel bad for Bioware. They make a lot of mistakes, but so does every gaming company.

They go out and they experiment with games, explore issues like homosexuality and probably have some of the best character development in an RPG. Dragon Age: Origins, was literally one of the best RPGs of all time in my opinion. Think of all the lore and artistry that goes into Mass Effect

And all they get is **** for it. People hyped up Mass Effect 3's ending so much you'd think the game was just that one scene, no one comments on how great the game was before that. I can understand how difficult that must have been for them to handle, people would get pissed if they defended it, but if they gave in it practically gave gamers the right to bash them for the rest of eternity

I'm going to be sad when they start producing boring-ass games with a significant lack of creativity for 12 year old COD players just to stay in business. And it will have been it's own consumers that destroyed it
#130 to #127 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
One day we'll literally only have EA games, because people just accept the fact that they suck, and go ******* on all the other companies
User avatar #137 to #127 - azraelthemage (06/28/2013) [-]
In the ME3 fisasco's defense, Bioware made a lot of promises before hand. That's the only thing that pissed me off about it, but It's hard to fulfill the promise of having 12 different endings based on your actions when you only have 2 years of development.
User avatar #143 to #127 - Lainge (06/28/2013) [-]
Gonna go ahead and assume you haven't played many RPG games.
DA was good but... best? Not by a long shot.
User avatar #145 to #143 - Lainge (06/28/2013) [-]
Son of a bitch why is there ******* forced emoticons?
#157 to #145 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
I'm probably remembering it like that because it was the first game I played on the Xbox (so long ago), and everyone always glorifies their first game

so I will admit myself on that
User avatar #162 to #157 - Lainge (06/28/2013) [-]
Try baldur's gate for one.
Fallout 1
Neverwinter nights
Dungeon Siege 1 and 2, 3 was terrible.
Planescape: Torment
#187 to #162 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
Baldur's Gate and Fallout were really good

So many people have told me to play Neverwinters nights, maybe I'll get to it this summer
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