Dragon Age..... .. <MFW all the male characters hit on me. Dragon Age <MFW all the male characters hit on me
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#4 - radiohazard
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(06/27/2013) [-]
#12 to #4 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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#103 to #4 - thenoodleking **User deleted account**
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(06/28/2013) [-]
You're welcome
#9 to #4 - pentol
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(06/27/2013) [-]
bioware has "pandered" to the LGBT crowd since mass effect 2/ dragon age 2.
inqusition is rumored to actually feature a trans preson.
if anybody critique their games, they respond with "muh progressive" & "muh soshul justice"
#46 to #9 - luigicart ONLINE
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(06/27/2013) [-]
when you search lgbt in google the search bar gets a rainbow
#213 to #46 - HashMap
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I won't ask how did you know.
#285 to #213 - luigicart ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
i didn't know what it was so i wanted to search it up
in the pursuit or knowledge of course
#257 to #46 - wheredahoodat
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Works with "gay" as well.
#44 to #9 - unoletmehavename
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Didn't Dragon Age 2 have a tranny elf at a whore house
#59 to #44 - spankyy
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Yes. I forgot which option it was, but if you chose a certain whore at the whore house, they were a tranny, or at least a cross dresser.
#47 to #44 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Just the voice, I think.
#48 to #47 - unoletmehavename
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Maybe i don't rembmer played it a long time ago
#56 to #9 - acksl
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(06/27/2013) [-]
<---- we've got to many faggots and too few gay dudes like this one
<---- we've got to many faggots and too few gay dudes like this one
#92 to #56 - oregmes
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(06/28/2013) [-]
i'm bi does that count?
#139 to #92 - accomplishment
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(06/28/2013) [-]
you may be bi, but you're still a faggot........
#208 to #9 - guymandude
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(06/28/2013) [-]
well to me it really doesn't matter that much, unless they are purposefully shoving transvestite characters in my face in a stupid "omg look how enlightened and accepting we are" way, or if it takes away from the story at all.

For example, I didn't really give a **** about the gay romance options in ME3 because I just didn't pick them. I was able to choose if it mattered or not. Had they made it so that a select group of male characters started hitting on me as I tried to accept/complete missions, then I would have had an issue.
#266 to #208 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
That was the problem though, there came a point in DA2 where you could not do a good playthrough unless you were gay.
A character came up to you and more or less said "Let's gay sex now", regardless of the fact that he clearly wasn't gay in the previous game. If you turned down the gay sex, he hated you. If you accepted, there were no consequences.
That combined with characters hitting on you around every corner, and the characters in the first place being absolute **** seemingly defined entirely by their willingness to sex you.
I'm normally happy with games, I'll normally just say that a game was alright if it has its flaws. Dragon Age 2 is one of the few games which I consider genuinely bad.
#260 to #9 - hudis
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(06/28/2013) [-]
why is that a problem
#148 to #9 - firuswolf
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I don't really think they're pandering. You can choose to ignore the gay options, just like you can choose to ignore the straight options.
#204 to #148 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
You really can't when any dialog you have with party members turns them from normal well adjusted human beings to "please gimme the D me love you long time"
#278 to #9 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
pandered? you've got to be joking.

Sure, for lesbian fantasies, they've been doing that since ME1. But gay romances and stuff like that? A grand total of two in ME3, one of which might not be there at all if you kill Kaidan on Virmire.

DA? Once again, barely any homoromances. How the **** is that pandering?
#224 to #9 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Dragon Age 1 had homosexual romance options too...
#45 - makhan ONLINE
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(06/27/2013) [-]
<MFW all the male characters hit on me.
#276 to #45 - animepsycchosecond
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(06/28/2013) [-]
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#197 to #45 - commontroll
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#191 to #45 - hydraetis
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(06/28/2013) [-]
&lt;MFW Kaidan tried to be my romance option in ME3
<MFW Kaidan tried to be my romance option in ME3
#275 to #191 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
and that's why I nuked the ****** in ME3. Got to bang ashley instead.

Cortez though. Man that was annoying. I tried to be nicest guy shepard ever, so in order to keep that guy alive, you have to comfort him. What a little bitch. No way in hell was I going to dance with him at the club.
#62 - harbingerwolf
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Hey Bioware can we have a better ending?   
   
&quot;STFU STOP TRYING TO BRAKE OUR ARTISTIC INTEGRITY!!&quot;   
   
Hey bioware can we have more gaysex?   
   
&quot;'ERRYBODIES GETTING gay SEX!&quot;
Hey Bioware can we have a better ending?

"STFU STOP TRYING TO BRAKE OUR ARTISTIC INTEGRITY!!"

Hey bioware can we have more gaysex?

"'ERRYBODIES GETTING gay SEX!"
#140 to #62 - rhiaanor ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Its funny because they fixed it and they didn't get angry with it
#216 to #62 - modernclassmusic
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(06/28/2013) [-]
"brake"
#258 to #62 - roflsaucer
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(06/28/2013) [-]
The only thing that irritated the hell out of me with the ending was there was little to no difference in the three endings. Seriously, the only thing that changes is the color of the explosion.
#85 to #62 - minoschur
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(06/27/2013) [-]
dat miranda
dat miranda
#13 - rupok
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I have no problem with gay romance being in games, its when you force it DOWN peoples throats is when I have a problem with it. First of all gay people in real life aren't as stereotypical as they are in bioware's games, they are normal just like everyone else. Secondly we have the issue where you give gameplay benefits if you have gay sex with someone, like what in the ****, ex in dragon age 2 you either have sex with anders or your other choices make you look like an asshat. Lastly, gay people are a minority, in bioware games it seems like you gathered all the trans and gay people around you in that world. Why does almost everyone have to be gay? Why can't we have some normal gay people and normal straight people instead of sterotypes? Zevran from dragon age origins was gay but his character was awesome and very well done. Why can't Bioware get that making good characters first instead of focusing on their sexual preferences should be the priority?
#270 to #13 - lambslider
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(06/28/2013) [-]
How was Anders stereotypically gay? I mean I never followed that path with him but he seemed quite normal to me...
#76 to #13 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
You don't like it being "forced" down your throat? Forgive me for feeling no pity for you. As a gay guy I've had straight relationships that I can't relate to stuffed down my throat every day of my life, and I don't go around complaining about it.

We get it, there's more of you. But the point is what you're feeling so angry about is what being gay feels like, only not just with bioware. Its a perpetual every day thing.

So it sucks your feelings are hurt by seeing relationships you don't understand. But I feel like if I can get over it, you should be able to as well.
#86 to #76 - rupok
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(06/27/2013) [-]
O so your mentality is that if I have to suffer everyone has to suffer? Note that I am not against gay romances but Idk how you as a gay person like how Bioware potrays homosexual people. Bioware's gay characters in dragon age 2 at least are the most sterotypical I have ever seen and are an insult to the gay community. I am all for different romances but don't make every character in the game bi sexual and don't make them stereotypes. And tbh I have never seen any game that forces heterosexual relationships unless its a linear game, bioware on the other hand actively penalized people in dragon age 2 if they did not initiate a gay romance with certain characters such as adding massive rivalry points.
#230 to #13 - arisaka
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Every aspect of people are sensationalized and overdone in videogames. The hyper-intensity is what draws us to this ****.
#279 to #13 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Two words: Steve Cortez.

Your argument is dumb.
#297 to #13 - aTastyCooky
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(09/08/2013) [-]
him and isabela **** in both games
#15 to #13 - trollmetoday ONLINE
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(06/27/2013) [-]
One thing I have to point out is that Zevran was actually bi, as he could romance a male or female warden; but if anything, I think that adds to your point. Bioware is extremely hesitant to include characters that are gay/straight. It seems like every single character in all of their rpg's HAS to be bisexual.
#33 to #15 - dyllygaf
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Zevran was my favorite, I never got into a romantic relationship with him, It was just fun having him around. I usually had my party consist of Morrigan and Alistair so I could listen to them bitch at each other, and Zevran for the hell of it
#225 to #33 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
That is the best party I can think of.
#30 to #15 - appleisland
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(06/27/2013) [-]
They did have two only straight characters (Morrigan and Alistair) in Origins
#34 to #30 - trollmetoday ONLINE
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(06/27/2013) [-]
No, you could still have a homosexual relationships with them. I remember because on my first playthrough, Alistar would constantly hit on me (male warden). My point was, Bioware insists on companions being able to have a relationship with both genders, instead of having some characters that are bisexual/homosexual, and some that are heterosexual.
#58 to #34 - spankyy
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(06/27/2013) [-]
It's also probably partly so you can project yourself more onto your character without being limited in who you romance. Kind of like how the description of Bella (from what i'm told) in the Twilight books was rather vague so that you could more easily imagine yourself as Bella.
#43 to #34 - rupok
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(06/27/2013) [-]
My point being tho is that it never got in the way like it did in Dragon age 2. There were long processes to actually romance someone instead of talking to them a few times or them hitting on you instead.
#49 to #43 - TimUsher
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Well Dragon Age 2 sucked in general. The gay characters aren't even that big of deal compared to other parts of the game.
#35 to #34 - appleisland
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(06/27/2013) [-]
hmmm.... just looked it up. You are right about Alistair, but Morrigan is straight
#37 to #35 - trollmetoday ONLINE
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I think Morrigan's sexuality might have to do with the part of the story where you can have a child with her, not sure though.
#40 to #37 - appleisland
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Might be. But that still means I was half right about my earlier comment.
Might be. But that still means I was half right about my earlier comment.
#57 to #15 - spankyy
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Leliana was gay, Morrigan & Alistar were straight.
Traynor was gay in ME3, and so was Esteban (Cortez?).
ME3 and DA1, and actually all the ME games had exclusively straight options, and ME3 had exclusively gay options.
#60 to #57 - zevran
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Leliana was bi. But I see your point. I don't agree with OP, just pointing it out.
#61 to #60 - spankyy
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(06/27/2013) [-]
was she really bi? It's been ages since I did a play through of the game. I had thought she was only a female romance option. I didn't even try with my male play through because of that.
#72 to #13 - darthmaulman
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Actually I was impressed on how well they handled Steve and Samantha in Mass Effect 3, they were characters that you would have no idea were gay, until Steve opens up to you and Shepard comes on to Samantha. The major complaint is that they turned Kaiden bisexual, which wouldn't be a problem if they did the same to Ashley, due to the fact that these are supposed to be mirror characters.
#22 to #13 - mugvart
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(06/27/2013) [-]
"Force it down people's throats..."
#1 - teranin ONLINE
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Brilliant.  Bloody brilliant.  Thumb for you.
Brilliant. Bloody brilliant. Thumb for you.
#28 to #1 - kidddraco ONLINE
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(06/27/2013) [-]
#64 - chryssis
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(06/27/2013) [-]
HOW THE HELL DO YOU HOLD A LAPTOP LIKE THAT
#115 to #64 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Do not question the anime world, it's a battle you will never win
#268 to #64 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Very carefully.
#165 to #64 - CXJokerXD
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(06/28/2013) [-]
It's easy if you lift.
#211 to #64 - daix ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Learn to lift
#69 to #64 - vatra
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(06/27/2013) [-]
It's not difficult, just tried with mine. Most of the weight is on your thumb.
#79 to #69 - infinitereaper
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(06/27/2013) [-]
My laptop weighs more than 10 pounds.

I would not try this.
#80 to #79 - vatra
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(06/27/2013) [-]
That's a huge laptop. I'd guesstimate that mine is five pounds.
#82 to #80 - infinitereaper
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Sometimes I wonder why I didn't just get a desktop

then I remember its much easier to lug this around everywhere.
#83 to #82 - vatra
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(06/27/2013) [-]
That's very true.
#88 to #64 - imnotkickthecat
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(06/27/2013) [-]
He lifts.
#17 - royoten
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(06/27/2013) [-]
#32 to #17 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I love those games lok ftw
#206 to #17 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
It can be both. Just look at Orgasm Girl. That was a decent challenge.
#81 - infinitereaper
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Oreimo   
   
The anime for gangsters
Oreimo

The anime for gangsters

#117 to #81 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
and incest enthusiasts... god do i hate that ending....
#142 to #117 - betars ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
So many girls to choose from...

NOPE I'M GOING WITH MY SISTER
#121 to #117 - infinitereaper
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I can't even begin to imagine, but whatever the case I'll just have to accept it.
#123 to #121 - infinitereaper
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Well, looks like a cliffhanger, confusion, and a bit of ************. I'm going to wait Oreimo out, I hear we're getting a 10 year after story bonus with the DVD. Whatever the case, I will finish this series just like I started it
#126 to #81 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
i saw this while "around the world" by daft punk was playing. Made my day.
#112 - Hawke
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I find this offensive.
I find this offensive.
#132 to #112 - sabcy
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I am offensive and I find this extremely biased.
#146 to #112 - Lainge
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(06/28/2013) [-]
It's okay, DA:2 was terrible too.
#203 to #146 - zarcos
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(06/28/2013) [-]
it wasnt terrible it was mediocre and had high expectations
#219 to #203 - mctoilet **User deleted account**
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I actually liked DA:2 better than DA:1.

In my defense i played DA:2 first. and thought, damn! gotta try the first one aswell!

The lack of action, and the big amount of time spending on talking ruined it for me. Way to much in my opinion.

In DA:2 they made it everything better by actually making the main character speak with a voice you can hear. that made all conversations abit more interresting
But that's just my opinion.
#221 to #219 - zarcos
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(06/28/2013) [-]
The whole reason to play Bioware games is the amazing dialogue. If you want action go play CoD.
#248 to #221 - Lainge
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(06/28/2013) [-]
To be honest bioware has terrible dialog.
#222 to #221 - mctoilet **User deleted account**
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Hence why i liked DA:2 better. you actually hear what you choose. which made dialogues much better in my opinion.

and shooters are not my thing. unless it's horror inspired or just more fantasy like Bioshock.
so you can say i don't like military shooters.
#223 to #222 - zarcos
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Besides Varric DA: O had better characters....also Anders was better in awakening.
#249 to #222 - Lainge
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Which is why 2 was a terrible RPG game.
You're not RPing, you're just playing Hawke.
#251 to #249 - mctoilet **User deleted account**
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(06/28/2013) [-]
It's still a RPG game when you choose what she/he must say.
Either way i like these sorts of games. Like The witcher.
You follow a storyline of a character but you choose the path yourself.

And The witcher also had voice covers for the main character. which i enjoyed.

I just didn't have any expectations for D:2. which didn't ruin the game to me as it did to you.
Hamster ready for your hate against my passion for this specific kind of games.
#253 to #251 - zarcos
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(06/28/2013) [-]
He never said it wasn't an RPG he said it was a bad one.
#255 to #253 - mctoilet **User deleted account**
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(06/28/2013) [-]
well he said you werent RPing. which you actualy do.
if you do not Role play then it's not a RPG , isn't that right?
#116 to #112 - shadecrenshaw
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(06/28/2013) [-]
C'mon macho man, its a joke, not a dick.   
   
Don't take it so hard.   
   
But if that's your thing I wont judge.
C'mon macho man, its a joke, not a dick.

Don't take it so hard.

But if that's your thing I wont judge.
#199 to #116 - mcbmichael
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#129 - dreadscythe ONLINE
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#133 to #129 - azraelthemage
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Dammit, you beat me to it.
#134 to #129 - truemox
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Actually, everyone was given 30 days notice prior.