Death Note. That should have been in the actual series.. Just saying
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User avatar #36 to #2 - tredbear (06/08/2013) [-]
how can he ban you now that you killed him?
#79 to #36 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
I shouldn't even have to.
User avatar #184 to #36 - lizardnigger (06/08/2013) [-]
tredbear
remove the spambot on your server
User avatar #202 to #184 - tredbear (06/08/2013) [-]
I wish I knew how to, it is a pain in my ass too.
#185 to #2 - jewpennydiver (06/08/2013) [-]
Watin' for you DJ 4DM1N
User avatar #23 to #2 - colegaleener ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
but how do you know what he looks like?
#31 to #23 - anon (06/08/2013) [-]
He is our great leader, ofcourse!
Dont you lie, you KNOW how the great leader looks like
#213 to #31 - anon (06/08/2013) [-]
HE DOSEN'T KNOW! BURN THE HERETICS!
User avatar #124 to #23 - timmity (06/08/2013) [-]
he is ginger, i also have his phone number
User avatar #68 to #23 - capslockftw (06/08/2013) [-]
You have never seen a fag ?
#30 - Sharu (06/08/2013) [-]
But the friend zone is an idea.....


and ideas are bulletproof.
User avatar #165 to #30 - froggets (06/08/2013) [-]
Bulletproof, yes, but not immoralt
User avatar #167 to #30 - tiberioustyphr (06/08/2013) [-]
But are they Deathnoteproof?
#200 to #30 - megatheman (06/08/2013) [-]
But Are they DeathNote-proof
User avatar #215 to #200 - Sharu (06/08/2013) [-]
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#182 to #30 - Sharu (06/08/2013) [-]

"But are they deathnote proof"
"But are they heartattack proof"
"But are they robot shark with laser proof"

"But are they ' ' -proof"

Bitch it might be.
#189 to #30 - whenyoudieyoudie (06/08/2013) [-]
What a good movie
#91 to #30 - eunneland (06/08/2013) [-]
made me think of
made me think of
#35 to #30 - tazze (06/08/2013) [-]
but are they heartattack proof?
but are they heartattack proof?
User avatar #37 to #35 - Sharu (06/08/2013) [-]
no they are not heart attack proof. The state of perpetual beta is in fact clogged with cholesterol and paved with loneliness. This could possibly be taken both literally and figuratively
#187 to #37 - anon (06/08/2013) [-]
Nope Dr HOUSE- SIGNED, SEALED DEE LIVERED- TRAVEL SAFELY ************ . THANKS FOR MY NICE JULY/ U CAN BEE HAPPY/ ********* WILL HAPPEN-TELLING BOSS 1999 LIES(have all caf chats) pony has library- papa Bear too cheap/ I waited long enough even pearl has better. So state move, merry fall, XMAS grandkids xum dawn FOSTER/ ASK KIDS POLICE HAHA
User avatar #113 to #35 - Nintendokami (06/08/2013) [-]
I was just about to say that.
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#17 - nighthawxx (06/08/2013) [-]
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#106 to #54 - anon (06/08/2013) [-]
cloudy with a chance of banhammer?
#19 - itrinx (06/08/2013) [-]
This post gave me so much anal injuries...
#94 - oliviliv (06/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #116 to #94 - tigronn (06/08/2013) [-]
plus they'll never go to heaven, ever
User avatar #123 to #116 - RandomAnonGuy (06/08/2013) [-]
I thought it was for those who used the deathnote, not whoever comes into contact with it.
User avatar #230 to #123 - tigronn (06/09/2013) [-]
throw it with small parts of crayon attached to it, they take it, and accidently rub a bit of it on the paper, done
#122 to #116 - anon (06/08/2013) [-]
only if they write in it
User avatar #231 to #122 - tigronn (06/09/2013) [-]
throw it with small parts of crayon attached to it, they take it, and accidently rub a bit of it on the paper, done
#148 - oniiking ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Suddenly half of Funnyjunk thinks they are relationship counselors and filling up the comments with emotional and motivational paragraphs, and I just want to laugh.
#169 to #148 - salts (06/08/2013) [-]
**** ..he wasn't kidding
#5 - feelythefeel (06/07/2013) [-]
Template, for anyone who wants it.
#214 to #5 - seratyo (06/08/2013) [-]
This is still funny right?
#1 - fedegon (06/07/2013) [-]
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#58 to #1 - gerthc (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, this is close to the original version of this comic which is funnier than the version that is posted here.   
   
Pic unrelated.
Well, this is close to the original version of this comic which is funnier than the version that is posted here.

Pic unrelated.
#198 to #1 - capricore ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
It would be a horrible mistake.

It would just quad-triple the other bug population.
Love the spiders"except the giant poisonous bird eating ones"

And never wish the world to have more oxygen....as it would only make them bigger.
#33 to #1 - output (06/08/2013) [-]
better get rid of mosquitoes and **** then too
User avatar #57 to #1 - falconxmard (06/08/2013) [-]
I'd much sooner get rid of mosquitoes and hornets. Neither contribute anything valuable and are a pain in the ass, unlike spiders which keep fly populations in-check.
User avatar #60 to #57 - tragono **User deleted account** (06/08/2013) [-]
Kill flies aswell.
User avatar #120 to #1 - samxdaxman (06/08/2013) [-]
Have fun with all your mosquitos, flies and other ******* of the insect world.
#6 to #1 - icyflesh (06/07/2013) [-]
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#4 to #1 - dyingdutchman (06/07/2013) [-]
But what about spiderbro?
#3 to #1 - yougobyebyenow (06/07/2013) [-]
A few days ago, I woke up with a spider roughly the size of a 50 cent coin, a little bit bigger, a foot away from my face. I've been sleeping in the living room since then.
A few days ago, I woke up with a spider roughly the size of a 50 cent coin, a little bit bigger, a foot away from my face. I've been sleeping in the living room since then.
#84 to #3 - urumasi (06/08/2013) [-]
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#103 to #84 - gladiuss (06/08/2013) [-]
Spock'sFW
Spock'sFW
#197 - JustForTheLulz (06/08/2013) [-]
Everyone's talking about how they're currently in the friendzone, or are giving advice on how to avoid being put in the friendzone. The fact is that the friendzone doesn't exist.   
   
Any situation that a person would refer to as being 'friendzoned' isn't an actual friendship, because either:   
   
1) Person A likes Person B. Person B does not feel the same way, but person A hangs around anyway, potentially being overly nice to Person B. Person A has ulterior motives; they don't really want to be just friends, they want to be more than that, and a real friendship doesn't have that element.   
   
2) Person A likes Person B. Person B knows and is using Person A for the attention. This is clearly not an actual friendship.   
   
3) Person A likes Person B. Person B legitimately has no idea, because Person A has failed to make their feelings clearly known. Again, Person A has ulterior motives, making the situation a crush, not a friendship.   
   
Finally, if a girl has told you that she only likes you as a friend, you can't blame the "friendzone." You can't say, "Oh man! If I wasn't her friend she'd totally date me!" because that isn't how it works. Your mindset needs to be, "Well, for one reason or another she doesn't like me in a romantic way, but she likes me as a person, so I can either work to get over my feelings and become her friend, or I can try to move on to someone else."   
   
There's no such thing as the friendzone guys. The person isn't not dating you because you're their friend, you're their friend because they aren't interested in dating you.
Everyone's talking about how they're currently in the friendzone, or are giving advice on how to avoid being put in the friendzone. The fact is that the friendzone doesn't exist.

Any situation that a person would refer to as being 'friendzoned' isn't an actual friendship, because either:

1) Person A likes Person B. Person B does not feel the same way, but person A hangs around anyway, potentially being overly nice to Person B. Person A has ulterior motives; they don't really want to be just friends, they want to be more than that, and a real friendship doesn't have that element.

2) Person A likes Person B. Person B knows and is using Person A for the attention. This is clearly not an actual friendship.

3) Person A likes Person B. Person B legitimately has no idea, because Person A has failed to make their feelings clearly known. Again, Person A has ulterior motives, making the situation a crush, not a friendship.

Finally, if a girl has told you that she only likes you as a friend, you can't blame the "friendzone." You can't say, "Oh man! If I wasn't her friend she'd totally date me!" because that isn't how it works. Your mindset needs to be, "Well, for one reason or another she doesn't like me in a romantic way, but she likes me as a person, so I can either work to get over my feelings and become her friend, or I can try to move on to someone else."

There's no such thing as the friendzone guys. The person isn't not dating you because you're their friend, you're their friend because they aren't interested in dating you.
User avatar #95 to #59 - herculesdildo (06/08/2013) [-]
You forgot to delete everyone can have a girlfriend
User avatar #210 to #95 - kabuthefox (06/08/2013) [-]
damn ur right
User avatar #223 to #210 - herculesdildo (06/08/2013) [-]
oh wow this is surprising i tought you was gonna yell at me like i do what i want shut up fagot
User avatar #224 to #223 - kabuthefox (06/08/2013) [-]
u would expect that lol, hell even i would
but im not like that

: p
User avatar #225 to #224 - herculesdildo (06/08/2013) [-]
i really did expected you to say im not like that,and yeah this "expecting you to say this" stuff is getting out of control
#21 - articvibe (06/08/2013) [-]
But the friend zone doesn't exist in the first place
But the friend zone doesn't exist in the first place
#125 to #21 - Deavas (06/08/2013) [-]
actually it does. but not the way the internet would lead you to believe
#34 to #21 - output (06/08/2013) [-]
it does exist. It's just not the magical barrier that everyone makes it out to be
#129 to #21 - anon (06/08/2013) [-]
Am i the only person grossed out by that guy's knee?
#25 to #21 - misticalz ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Yes it does.
Yes it does.
User avatar #26 to #25 - evilanakie (06/08/2013) [-]
it does
i am the only female in a group of 12
and they see me as another guy
quote one of them " i dont think i will ever talk to a girl"
******* what
#42 to #26 - articvibe (06/08/2013) [-]
This reads as:   
I'm mates with a bunch of guys and they treat me like any other friend, 			*******		 what.   
   
if you want to date one ask them out don't expect it to magically happen
This reads as:
I'm mates with a bunch of guys and they treat me like any other friend, ******* what.

if you want to date one ask them out don't expect it to magically happen
User avatar #43 to #42 - evilanakie (06/08/2013) [-]
no i dont seriously oh god no nope nup nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupe
but they say that they have never talked to a girl before, even though i am a girl thus making their statement false
#49 to #43 - articvibe (06/08/2013) [-]
I imagine your friends are more at ease pretending that your just another guy or gender less in the back of their heads, most probably because they're intimidated easily by women and/or put woman in a very delusional box as to what they look like and how they behave. Sadly fairly common these days
I imagine your friends are more at ease pretending that your just another guy or gender less in the back of their heads, most probably because they're intimidated easily by women and/or put woman in a very delusional box as to what they look like and how they behave. Sadly fairly common these days
User avatar #51 to #49 - evilanakie (06/08/2013) [-]
when i fell asleep in my kick ass club room they scrunched up tissues and put and liquid next on the coffee table next to me
they took photos
they even unbuttoned my shirt and my jeans
User avatar #52 to #51 - articvibe (06/08/2013) [-]
your point?
User avatar #53 to #52 - evilanakie (06/08/2013) [-]
on every school notice board even the website has that picture with the caption
*wakey wakey hands off snakey*
they think im a guy
when i go to theyir houses to play some geams their mothers ask
"oh whos this has my son finally found a girlfriend" which they reply "eww ghey"
what can i do to make it clear that i am a girl and this is what normal girls are like
and that it isnt scary
#104 to #53 - SHAMU (06/08/2013) [-]
Find new friends, these guys sound pretty crazy....
Find new friends, these guys sound pretty crazy....
User avatar #105 to #104 - evilanakie (06/08/2013) [-]
after 4 years of pimpn adventures
i think ill keep em
#177 to #105 - xbonezbreaker (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't think you should have to change who your friends are, or change yourself. You just have to accept that these guys see you a fellow mate/ bro/ whatever, it shouldn't matter what they think of you since you're all friends right? I guess if someone was to say "I wish I could talk to girls" Just be like "Uhm, Excuse me..?!" or something. I guess getting a boyfriend and making it known that you have a boyfriend could help fix your situation but I'm not even going to explain how hard it is to find the right partner. Also just a quick point, if they're your friends but sort of socially awkward, try and point out to them when you're having a big discussion that you find it aggravating when they treat you as a guy, because you're a "strong independent woman" or something.   
TL;DR: SOCIALLY AWKARD GUYS ARE GONNA BE SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND DEAL WITH THINGS IN THEIR OWN, GROUP DECIDED WAY SO SUCK IT THE 			****		 UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP.
I don't think you should have to change who your friends are, or change yourself. You just have to accept that these guys see you a fellow mate/ bro/ whatever, it shouldn't matter what they think of you since you're all friends right? I guess if someone was to say "I wish I could talk to girls" Just be like "Uhm, Excuse me..?!" or something. I guess getting a boyfriend and making it known that you have a boyfriend could help fix your situation but I'm not even going to explain how hard it is to find the right partner. Also just a quick point, if they're your friends but sort of socially awkward, try and point out to them when you're having a big discussion that you find it aggravating when they treat you as a guy, because you're a "strong independent woman" or something.
TL;DR: SOCIALLY AWKARD GUYS ARE GONNA BE SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND DEAL WITH THINGS IN THEIR OWN, GROUP DECIDED WAY SO SUCK IT THE **** UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP.

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User avatar #67 to #66 - evilanakie (06/08/2013) [-]
i dunt wanna
they might take it seriously
+1
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User avatar #70 to #69 - evilanakie (06/08/2013) [-]
:_;
#44 to #43 - anon (06/08/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure they mean talked to a girl in a more-than-friendly way
User avatar #45 to #44 - evilanakie (06/08/2013) [-]
no they dont
i have never seen them approach a woman
they dont even talk to their female teachers
User avatar #40 to #25 - usernamecannotload (06/08/2013) [-]
that gif. What is it from?
User avatar #46 to #40 - evilanakie (06/08/2013) [-]
its singing oprea i know that much
i remember it
User avatar #41 to #40 - misticalz ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Iunno
User avatar #48 to #41 - evilanakie (06/08/2013) [-]
wait see above
#29 to #22 - illutvar (06/08/2013) [-]
yes it does exist
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#186 - mrbusinge (06/08/2013) [-]
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#50 - thahobomaster (06/08/2013) [-]
GYAHAYHEHAHEHEEHAHEHEYAHEHEHAEHHEA
#24 - iamphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
But then nobody would have cool fembros.
User avatar #27 to #24 - azusa (06/08/2013) [-]
Fembros are the best
User avatar #142 to #27 - roflsaucer (06/08/2013) [-]
Some fembros probably don't think so.
User avatar #181 to #8 - wtfduud (06/08/2013) [-]
Dick Butt: 2009 - 2013
#18 - anonomysmonkey (06/08/2013) [-]
It's simple... we kill the friend zone.
User avatar #132 - zombiesexsymbol (06/08/2013) [-]
Girls don't have an obligation to fall for every single guy that is nice to her.

Nor should guys expect to get sexy time when they are nice to the girl.

If it works, it works. If not, oh well. Don't be a dick about it.
#133 to #132 - anon (06/08/2013) [-]
Ssssshhh... You're a girl and can't comprehend these things.
User avatar #134 to #133 - zombiesexsymbol (06/08/2013) [-]
Yes. Good. Because this never happens to girls either. Quite.
#146 to #133 - anon (06/08/2013) [-]
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